In the garden of Green Vine University.
Chen carefully took out a brand new iPhone 6 from his pocket. He held it with both hands and said with a silly smile, "Bingbing, happy birthday!"
Bingbing used to dream of owning an iPhone 6. But now, she said with disdain, "I don't want this stupid phone. From now on, I'm dumping you."
* BOOM! *
Chen felt as if he had just been struck by lightning. His mind went blank.
He couldn't believe that this cold and heartless girl was the girlfriend that he dated for half a year!
Chen was a kid from the countryside. In order to buy this phone, he skipped school and worked part-time. He even saved half of his living expenses. He saved up for three months before he finally bought it.
Who would have thought that he would get such an ironic result?
"Why?!" Chen roared.
"Because you are poor."
Bingbing lifted her purse and said mockingly, "This is a limited edition Louis Vuitton. You won't even be able to buy it even if you sell yourself. My new boyfriend can buy as much as he wants with his credit card! Is that reason enough? "
"I never thought that you are this kind of person!" Chen said angrily.
"Don't be stupid! Society is just that realistic! "
Bingbing said condescendingly, "You can only blame yourself for not being born into a good family. You were born to a pair of stupid farmer parents. You are destined to be a good-for-nothing for the rest of your life! I, Bingbing, will never be the daughter-in-law of a stupid farmer! "
"You said that I can! Don't talk about my parents! "Chen stared at them. His black eyes were filled with coldness.
"You … Why are you staring at me like that? Are you going to hit a woman in public? "Bingbing was shocked. She had never seen Chen look at her with such a sharp and cold gaze." That's right.
"I won't hit you. But, one day, I will make you kneel before me and say that you regret it!" Chen said coldly.
"In your dreams! From now on, I, Bingbing, will never see you again! "Bingbing said coldly. Then, she turned around and walked towards a BMW.
The car door opened. A young man pulled Bingbing into the car. Then, he placed his palm on Bingbing's thigh.
"Shi Mingwei?!"
Chen's eyes were about to spit fire.
Who would have thought that Shi Mingwei would be Bing Bing's new boyfriend?
This guy was Chen's classmate. His family was in the jewelry business. Usually, he liked to bully Chen. Unexpectedly, he was secretly trying to steal Chen's girlfriend. This was too much!
"Damn it! I will definitely take revenge for this! "Chen clenched his fist and shouted.
"Little farmer! Who do you think you are to fight with me? "Shi Mingwei stuck out his hand from the car and gave Chen the middle finger. It was a blatant humiliation!
"Shi Mingwei! You son of a bitch! "Chen was furious. He raised his hand and was about to throw the phone at Chen.
Ding!
But at that moment, the brand new phone actually lit up on its own.
"Can the iPhone power on automatically? Chen frowned. He was about to smash his cellphone on the floor.
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
But in the next second, messages kept popping up on the phone screen.
Chen was stunned when he took a closer look.
Chang 'e sent a red packet.
Bull Demon King sent a red packet.
Xiangyu the Conqueror sent a Red Envelope.
King Yanluo …
…
Red Envelope messages kept popping up like crazy. It was as if giving out red packets was free!
"Are these a bunch of crazy people? Their names are so funny … "
Chen cursed subconsciously. Then, he opened the chatting app as fast as he could and started to snatch Red Envelopes with all his might.
He was so poor that he had to eat dirt. Every cent counted!
He was too slow. All the red packets were taken!
He was too slow …
He was too slow …
Chen looked at the phone screen gloomily. Even though the red packets were still popping up, he did not get anything.
"Could it be that this bunch of crazy people have been single for thirty years? How am I supposed to snatch anything? "Chen was devastated. He tried his best to move his fingers faster.
Ding!
Congratulations! You have snatched a red packet from the Monkey King. You have received three Monkey Fur of Prosperity. It has been stored in your treasure chest.
"Damn! I really snatched nothing! "Chen was speechless.
Red packets could give out fur?
Could this be a new function?
Chen had never used a high-end cellphone before. He wanted to give it a try. He found the icon of his treasure chest.
He tapped on it, and three golden fur appeared on the screen.
There was a line of words below: Monkey Fur of Prosperity. It can change its shape according to the user's will. Do you want to withdraw it?
Chen tapped on the withdraw button.
Whoosh!
A golden light flashed, and a golden monkey fur appeared in Chen's hand.
"What the f * ck! What the hell is this? "Chen screamed in shock.
He looked at the screen again. Only two of the three monkey fur were left!
Even though Chen had never used a high-end cellphone before, he was not stupid enough to believe that a cellphone could teleport things. This was completely against science!
"Could it be … Those crazy people are real deities? But, why is Xiangyu and Bull Demon King here? These two idiots are not deities … "Chen was puzzled.
He took a look at the name of the group. It was written: Three Realms Red Packet Group.
At least, Chen had this basic common sense.
The so-called Three Realms referred to heaven, earth, and the human realm!
In other words, other than those deities, there were a lot of humans and demons in the Red Packet Group!
Guan Gong, Qin Qiong, Xiangyu the Conqueror … All those famous people in history were in the group.
The thing that surprised Chen the most was that there were also Li Bai and Du Fu!
There were also a lot of demons that Chen was familiar with. Bull Demon King, White Bone Spirit, Spider Spirit … He was really shocked when he saw them.
"No wonder there's a Red Packet snatching session, and I can't get any. There are tens of thousands of members in this group … Anyway, let me give it a try first!"
Chen calmed himself down and held the Monkey Fur of Prosperity in his hand. He thought to himself, "Give me another hand if you can! Let me snatch more Red Packets!"
* Phew! *
Chen blew on the Monkey Fur.
Then … He really grew another left hand. It was made of flesh and blood, and he could move it freely!
"What the f * ck!"
Now, he could completely confirm the authenticity of the Three Realms Red Packet Group. But, Chen wanted to cry but no tears came out.
"Damn it, what's the point of making such a stupid wish? How am I going to face people with an extra hand? Am I going to chop off my own hand? "
Ding! [Three minutes left until the Monkey Fur of Prosperity expires.]
"Luckily, there's a time limit! That scared the hell out of me … "Chen felt like he had just been pardoned.
Come to think of it, if the Monkey Fur didn't lose its effect, he could just make a few mountains of gold and silver, and spend the rest of his life lying down.
"F * ck! I forgot to snatch the Red Packets! "
Chen slapped his forehead, and used all three of his hands to tap on the Red Packet.
This is a group of deities! Even a single hair is a treasure! I can't miss this golden opportunity!
"The enemy's firepower is too strong, I can't beat them …"
Three minutes had passed, and Chen still did not get anything.
However, the moment the third hand disappeared, his cellphone vibrated twice. Chen was so excited that he jumped up from his seat.
"I got it! Double-kill! "
Ding!
Congratulations, you have snatched a Red Packet from Laotzu. You have received the Eight Trigrams Divine Rune. It has been stored in your treasure chest.
Ding!
Congratulations, you have snatched a Red Packet from Moon Lord. You have received three Talismans of Marriage. It has been stored in your treasure chest.
Chen's face was filled with joy. This is awesome!
After that, the Red Packet snatching session gradually stopped.
An avatar popped up in the chat window.
Laotzu: * Cough * Cough * Good evening, everyone! Today is the opening of the Three Realms Intranet. From today onwards, this Three Realms Red Packet group will be our new playground … (Eight thousand words omitted)
Jade Emperor: Well said, Laotzu! (Three clapping emojis)
Sanzang: Top post!
Xiangyu: F * ck you! Send more Red Packets!
Bull Demon King: Yuyu, I just snatched a set of Golden Silk Dress. I'm sending it to you now!
Jade Face Fox: Okay, Bull Bro! (Three love emojis)
Princess Iron Fan: (Three kitchen knives)
…..
The group started to spam. There won't be any Red Packets for a while.
Chen quickly swapped his old cellphone's SIM card to his new one. Then, he rushed to the bus stop.
He didn't even bother to check the two Red Packets that he just snatched. There was only one thing on his mind right now!
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