It was the year 1840 of the Shi Huang Calendar, the second year after the end of the Tianyuan War. The strong enemy was gone, and the world was at peace. The long-lost peace had returned, and the people lived and worked in peace.
In Mingzhou City in the northern part of the Han Empire, the night was dark and silent. After a day of hustle and bustle, the city that was shrouded in the endless night had calmed down. Most of the people who worked hard for the day had already fallen asleep. However, there were still some special jobs that were working hard to fill their stomachs, maintain their livelihood, and realize their dreams. There were many other reasons.
For example, thieves.
There were also the envoys of justice who caught the thieves.
The imperial court had passed a resolution to deepen the communication with the four barbarians. New things from foreign countries had flooded into the Central Region. The thoughts, culture, and customs of foreigners had impacted the ancient country. The most obvious point was the construction of tall buildings. Next to the jade buildings with carved beams and painted rafters and flying eaves, stone houses with high roofs and protruding eaves were erected. Although they were angular and not smooth enough, they looked stylish enough and had the advantage of being fresh.
In addition, the thieves also liked the increasing number of western-style buildings … Because they were tall and complicated enough, there were sometimes some iron boards and wooden railings nailed to the walls, hung chandeliers, and installed small balconies that were extremely convenient for climbing. All of these were very convenient for these ancient technical jobs. It was said that there were also some old colleagues of the Western Barbarians. They wore white clothes and used thorns in their sleeves. They were called the Assassins and were good at climbing and jumping around these buildings as if there was no one there.
The female thief, Qin Yu, was a coquettish bitch. At this time, her vigorous figure was flying between the buildings on the high ground. The reason why she chose to be a thief was that she pursued an exciting life. The world seemed to be burning with oil, but under the stable status quo, there were surging undercurrents. All the darkness was hidden under the prosperity and glory. This darkness was born from the evil thoughts and desires of human beings. As long as there was darkness, there would be people who did dirty work. Qin Yu was undoubtedly one of them.
Tonight, after successfully robbing another rich family's house, she was sure that her career would welcome a new challenge and excitement. Her sexy and powerful body, like a cheetah, drew a stunning arc in the air, and the woman landed firmly on the ground. Because at the intersection in front of her, a man in white turned out and stood at the end of the street. This action of blocking her clearly showed that he did not come with good intentions.
Wearing white clothes in the middle of the night and showing off, he was either an idiot or a powerful pretentious prick. There was probably no third possibility … Qin Yu pressed his hand on the handle of the dagger at his waist, narrowed his eyes, and began to observe his opponent. The other party had obviously come prepared and was waiting for an exhausted enemy. If they blindly ran away or avoided, they might fall into a trap set up in advance. In other words, a dispute of force was inevitable.
He was alone and did not wear a uniform or carry a standard weapon, so he was not a member of the Six Fan School. He did not carry any pretentious items such as a fan, did not dress up like a prince, and did not speak righteously. Therefore, he was not a hot-blooded Jianghu fledgling who came out to gain experience. Since he was not one of the above two people, why would he stop her in the middle of the night … Then, he could only be a bastard paladin who worked for money.
Qin Yu cursed in her heart. The constables of the government had the discipline of the government, and the young heroes of the Jianghu had the dignity of a warrior. Only these nosy paladins did things without any taboos. Her eyes vigilantly scanned the paladin, trying to judge his martial arts, fighting style, and how difficult it was to deal with him from the minute details. First, she looked at the paladin's hands. Very good. His fingers were slender like jade, and his joints were not prominent. It seemed that he was not good at using concealed weapons. He waited here instead of attacking halfway, which meant that his Lightness Skill was not very good … Therefore, she was relieved. For a cat thief, it was good news that the other party was not good at using concealed weapons and Lightness Skill.
… Then, she saw a thick, long, and hard rod-like thing slide out from the other party's sleeve.
Damn it, she thought.
"Bi Fang Model III" shotgun, a heavy firearm smuggled from the Lihuo Kingdom — the Raging Flame Divine Power Nation. It was called "shotgun" by the people in the industry. With one shot, dozens of bullets would fly all over the sky, faintly covering a piece of land. It was no less than a rain of concealed weapons. If one was too slow to dodge, one would have to eat a few fried steel beans. If one was hit directly, one would immediately become a hornet's nest. It was really something more vicious than the Tang Sect's concealed weapons … Damn the Lihuo Kingdom, martial arts were not popular, but they actually used these strange and evil tricks.
But how could it be said … The strong martial artists of the Empire had sufficient reason to despise these strange and evil tricks. Even if it was a tyrannical and vicious cannon and bullets flying all over the sky, for them, it was just a mosquito bite that they could casually block with a swing of their sword. But Qin Yu was not one of these people. Otherwise, she would not only be a cat burglar. So, when she saw the ranger take out this black and hard gun, she knew that today's matter could only be solved with wisdom.
Just when she was thinking about how to break out of this situation, the ranger in front of her suddenly sighed, "Alas, why is it another woman … Miss, I advise you to immediately surrender. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say …"
The voice was very young, even a little immature. Was it a young inexperienced child? But the other party's complaint made her eyes light up … It seemed that she had met a very interesting boy.
She made up her mind and smiled charmingly. Swaying her waist, she leisurely walked a few steps closer. With a soft and charming voice, she chuckled and said, "What … Little brother, are you the kind of man who never hits a woman?"
"Actually, I'm not … When I tidy up a woman, even I'm afraid of myself." Although he said so, the young ranger couldn't help but take a few steps back. His voice also had a hint of urgency, "Listen, miss, you've committed a crime. I advise you to not resist and obediently surrender. If you surrender directly, it will be good for both of us … I'm serious, don't say that I didn't warn you."
Sure enough! She had long heard that there were some young boys who had just started their careers and carried righteous ideals and childish beliefs. When they walked onto the job, they would have thoughts of making things difficult for some big sisters who were in the enemy's position. These cute boys were very interesting, extremely interesting. They were like pieces of tender and delicious meat. Just a little teasing, and they would blush and make very, very cute reactions … Ah, it seemed that she had hit the jackpot.
She didn't know what type of little fresh meat this was? Was it the pure type who knew nothing about the matters between men and women? Was it the cute type who looked like a girl? Was it the arrogant type who was obviously interested in women's bodies but pretended to be serious?
Qin Yu's heart suddenly gave birth to a lot of thoughts that she shouldn't have. She took a few steps forward and pretended to be pitiful, "Little brother, do you have to arrest me? I'm very pitiful … If I'm sent to the government, I'll definitely be treated like this. Do you have the heart to do that? Let me go, okay? Just let me go. At most, at most … "
She blinked her big misty eyes and quickly glanced at the other party. She lowered her head and shyly said, "At most, I'll teach you to do some very interesting things …"
As she spoke, she took a few more steps forward. Her slim figure swayed gently, and the tight-fitting night suit outlined her soul-stirring curves. As a burglar, she had a good figure that she was proud of.
The little fresh meat on the opposite side unexpectedly took a step back. His voice became a little more urgent, "Stop! I'm warning you for the last time. Stop your actions, otherwise … "
… Humph, he was really a virgin. Was he scared?
"Little brother, do you have the heart to shoot me? At such a close distance, I'll be directly smashed into pieces … "Qin Yu laughed proudly in her heart. She saw the other party's words as a sign of weakness. The female cat burglar smiled and said," Don't be anxious, little brother. Don't you want to know what interesting things I'll do with you? "
Taking advantage of the moment when the other party was distracted, Qin Yu's secretly tightened muscles quickly burst out a powerful force. The bright light of the knife flashed under the moonlight, and the flying claws whistled through the air. Without giving the other party time to speak or react, Qin Yu unsheathed the knife in her right hand and threw out the flying claws with her left hand. She jumped up and rushed towards the target who had already entered the attack range!
What I've taught you … is a very, very valuable life experience.
Never, ever underestimate and belittle a woman!
Qin Yu's eyes had become extremely cold. Her left hand tightened, and the flying claws that she threw out had already tied up the gun. She pulled back the mechanism and took the fatal gun away from the enemy's hand. At the same time, she had already rushed forward. The knife was like water, and the sharp edge of the knife was getting closer and closer to the target. She could already see the other party's face. The other party didn't stagger back, didn't make any defensive moves, and didn't even look frightened. Only a low sigh surrounded her ears. It was full of vicissitudes and disappointment. What was he sighing about? Was it another failure of the mission? Was it the sorrow of always falling into the hands of women? What a pitiful little brother …
But at the next moment, her figure flashed. She found that the other party didn't dodge or avoid, but went straight to her. He raised his right arm and clumsily tried to grab her.
Clumsy movements … Could it be that he's a clumsy idiot? Using his bare hands to block the knife?
Qin Yu's movements didn't stop. She slightly lowered her right shoulder, and the handle of the knife slid along the other party's arm from bottom to top. She was going to hit the other party's heart.
She suddenly had goosebumps, and her whole body seemed to have been swept by a warm electric current.
The female cat burglar widened her eyes in shock. She realized that the man's slender middle finger was pointing straight at her right forearm. Through the tight-fitting night suit, the man's finger moved up her skin and gently drew a line across her skin.
She didn't know why, but an indescribable and unreasonable pleasure instantly filled her mind. It was as if the finger contained a powerful magic that pushed her into an ocean of happiness. As the finger slid, she felt as if thousands of gentle big hands were touching her body at the same time. From the inside out, it was unusually sweet and even made her lose her strength … Wait! What the hell is going on?!
Qin Yu opened her mouth and involuntarily let out a scream. She suddenly lost all her strength, and her well-practiced assassination movements quickly became full of flaws. She was as clumsy as an apprentice's.
Before she could react to what had happened, the ranger opposite her retracted his finger and deftly avoided her attack. Then, he stretched out his left palm and gently patted the female cat burglar's back.
Ugh … Ah ah ah ah ah!
It was just a light pat, and the strength was like a breeze. However, the terrifying pleasure surged like a tide. That palm seemed to contain endless heat, and it instantly warmed her heart and illuminated her soul. In an instant, she felt as if she was lying in the arms of her true love, listening to him whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Roses bloomed around her, and the fragrance filled her nose. She was filled with happiness and joy.
W-w-w-w-what the hell is going on?! What happened?! What happened?!
Qin Yu felt that all the bones in her body had become soft, and her whole body was filled with tenderness and a sense of weakness. She staggered a few steps and wanted to stand up straight, reorganize her posture, and immediately escape from this troublesome place. However, it was all too late. The ranger took a few steps forward, lifted his right foot, and gently kicked her leg with the tip of his foot.
She let out a suppressed moan, and with a plop, she fell heavily to the ground. She clamped her legs together, and she felt very ashamed that some liquid was flowing out quickly along with her moral integrity. That gentle kick had only touched her leg, but it seemed to have opened up all the pores in her body, and all the beautiful things were poured into her body. The huge pleasure wave after wave hit her brain, making her dizzy. Her face flushed red, as if she had experienced an earth-shattering foreplay … In other words, she actually, she actually …
Was, was in heat?
What the hell is going on?! There was an incomprehensible panic in Qin Yu's eyes. She twisted her body and wanted to stand up, but her whole body was still enjoying the aftertaste of pleasure. The feedback to her brain was all "I'm very good, don't bother me". What the hell is going on? I tried my best to check my body's condition. I wasn't under the influence of drugs, nor was I under the control of evil spells. The only one who caused all this was the ranger. But … all he did was touch my arms, back, and legs, and he was able to … cause me to become like this? How is this possible?!
"That's why I said … you'd better surrender yourself. It's good for both of us …" It took only a few seconds for the ranger to put her down in a way that was difficult to understand and explain in words. He squatted down and sighed, "Before arresting you, I have to emphasize one thing. I just touched your arms, shoulders, and back. I avoided all the private parts of a woman, so this is not sexual harassment. You are not allowed to go to the Women's Rights Protection Association or any other shitty places to complain about me …"
"Just … just touching these insignificant parts can make me … make me …" Qin Yu fell to the ground, and her eyes were full of mist. She let out a moan that made people's blood boil. She whispered, "What kind of skill is this, you … who the hell are you?!"
"I'm a ranger who likes to do things, and I've just changed my profession recently." What responded to her was a cold snort. Facing the weak and boneless beauty, he was unmoved. "I caught you red-handed … prepare to be punished by the law."
After finishing his work, the ranger stood up, looked at the empty moonlight, and sighed.
My name is Sun Lang, and I've recently changed my profession and become a ranger. As you can see, in the past two years, due to some very complicated reasons, I've become very bad at dealing with women.
Also, I hate H, I hate it very much.
… This is true, please believe me.
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