Xie Lian asked, "How is it?"
Ming Yi made a "pa" sound.
Face down.
He collapsed on the altar and seemed to have lost consciousness.
On the other side, Shi Qingxuan was silent and two streams of tears flowed down his face.
"…"
Xie Lian hesitantly asked, "Sirs, in the end, how is it?
Can you pull yourself together and use your words to comment? "
Shi Qingxuan came back to his senses.
She wiped her tears.
She grabbed his hand and shook it hard.
"… Your Highness the Crown Prince."
Xie Lian held him back.
"What?"
Shi Qingxuan was tongue-tied and speechless.
After a long while.
With snot and tears streaming down his face, he pushed Ming Yi, saying, "Ming Xiong … Ming Xiong! Brother Ming, what's wrong?
Come on, wake up! "
Mingyi lay motionless on the table. Shi Qingxuan had always been unable to tolerate others not responding to him.
The more he pushed, the more ruthless he became. Finally, he grabbed the other party and started shaking him. Xie Lian couldn't stand it anymore.
He couldn't help but remind, "Wind Master, why don't you put down the broom first?
Let's talk it out. "
Shi Qingxuan pinched the broom and turned around, shouting, "Ah? Your Highness, what did you say? I can't hear you clearly! "
Xie Lian helplessly shouted into his ear, "Wind Master! The one in your hands is not the Geomaster.
Lord Geomaster is here, here! "
At this moment, Ming Yi suddenly sat up. He actually returned to his male appearance in an instant. His face was ashen, and he immediately said, "I have an inner demon. Please help me get rid of it. "
Xie Lian was shocked that a single spoonful of soup could cause an inner demon. He stammered, "… … I don't think so … …"
Shi Qingxuan pointed at Ming Yi and said with his eyes wide open, "Wait, you! What kind of monster are you? How dare you play tricks in front of this Wind Master? Where's Brother Ming? Quick, I'll cover you. We'll take him down together. "While saying that, he grabbed the broom with one hand and brandished the Wind Master's Fan with the other. With a swing of his fan, the entire roof would definitely fly away. Xie Lian hurriedly went up to him and hugged him, saying, "You can't, you can't. Sirs, wake up, will you!? "
"Hahahaha, hehehehehehe …"
Outside the door, Qi Rong pounded the ground and laughed heartily, scolding: "Serves you right! Corrupt officials! Ascend to the heavens! Delightful! That's great! "
The two Heavenly Officials in the room swayed left and right, moaning incessantly. Hua Cheng crossed his arms and leaned against the wall. Xie Lian looked at him, then looked at the Wind Master and Earth Master who were hugging their heads and curling up on the ground. In a low voice, Xie Lian said, "Did I add too little water … … why is his reaction even bigger than Qi Rong's?"
Hua Cheng raised his eyebrows. "I think it's pretty good. It was probably a problem with their taste. It happens all the time. "
Xie Lian had never thought about what Qi Rong usually ate, and what the Heavenly Officials usually ate. In comparison, the Divine Officials felt a greater disparity and stimulation, so their reactions were naturally more intense. Of course, he didn't even consider whether there would be anything else in the pot after it passed through Hua Cheng's hands.
Feeling depressed and guilty, he gave Shi Qingxuan and Mingyi seven to eight bowls of water each before the two Heavenly Officials slowly woke up. Although his face was still green and his eyes were blank like Qi Rong's, at least his mind was clear and his speech was also clear. The only small problem was that Shi Qingxuan still couldn't stop his tears from flowing. He would bite his tongue from time to time when he spoke, but it wasn't a big deal.
After two hours of chaos, the four of them finally sat down neatly around the altar.
Mingyi was still lying face down on the table, motionless like a corpse. Xie Lian sternly said, "Wind Master, you said just now that you have something very important to ask me for help. What is it?"
The haggard Shi Qingxuan threw a soundproofing spell on the door to ensure that the people outside couldn't hear. Only then did he say in a hoarse voice, "… … It's like this. Cough, cough, cough. Your Highness the Crown Prince, you have lived in seclusion in the city and cultivated in the human world for eight hundred years. You have walked a lot and seen a lot. You should have met a lot of demons and ghosts, right? "
Xie Lian crossed his arms and said, "I have met some."
Shi Qingxuan said, "Then I want to ask, you … … have you ever met a 'Vernacular Immortal'?"
Xie Lian was startled and said, "Crying at a wedding banquet, Vernacular Immortal?"
Shi Qingxuan lowered his voice and said, "Yes!"
All of a sudden, Xie Lian felt his hair stand on end, and a gust of cold air rushed up his back.
At the same time, there seemed to be someone beside his ear, sneering softly while humming an extremely strange tune.
The warm and bright little Pu Qi Temple, which was originally leaking in through the windows and holes, had unknowingly dimmed, as if it was shrouded in a huge shadow. And Xie Lian's limbs were getting colder and colder, as cold as iron.
"… …"
"… …"
"… …"
Xie Lian couldn't help but wrap his clothes tightly. He felt that it was necessary to be straightforward and said, "I want to ask … … who is laughing? Who is singing? Who is blowing cold air behind my back? Who made the room so dark? "
Shi Qingxuan wiped his tears and said, "Oh, it's all me. It's just a little spell I cast. Don't mind it, it's just to make the atmosphere a little more lively. "
The other three people at the side of the altar were speechless. After a long while, Xie Lian held his forehead and said helplessly, "… … Wind Master, why don't you stop blowing this cold wind? In this weather, everyone doesn't wear much. And in fact, the atmosphere was originally not bad. Once you added the cold wind and matched the music … … it's all gone. "
Shi Qingxuan said, "Ah? Is that so? " So he waved his hand and removed the cold wind that was pouring on the backs of the four of them, and said, "But the room is still so dark. I'll light a candle, it'll feel better." As he said that, he really took out a candle and lit it up. The faint light of the flame shone on two snow-white faces and two white faces with a hint of green. It was indeed very atmosphere, very feeling. If Qi Rong, who was outside the room, saw it, he would be scared to the point of screaming like a ghost.
The other three people didn't want to say anything. Hua Cheng leaned back, and Ming Yi remained stiff. Xie Lian rubbed the space between his eyebrows and said, "Let's continue … … where were we? Vernacular Immortal. You should have said it earlier. Once you said Vernacular Immortal, I didn't even realize what it was. "
Shi Qingxuan was shocked and said, "Your Highness Crown Prince, you're really bold, it's not good to call it that!"
Although Vernacular Immortal was called 'Immortal', everyone called it 'Immortal' just for the sake of giving it some face. They were afraid that if they called it too bad, if it found out, it would teach them a lesson. Actually, everyone wished they could call it Vernacular Immortal Vernacular Immortal Vernacular Monster, the worse it sounded, the better. Because it was really despicable.
That's right, ordinary demons and ghosts were at most scary, but it was' despicable '. Because it liked to suddenly appear when someone was happy and pour a bucket of cold water on them. Imagine, a couple of newlyweds got married, and there was such a thing that appeared at their wedding banquet, drank their wedding wine, and suddenly said, "It won't be long before you guys separate!" Or perhaps, when someone's master was promoted, it would suddenly appear and say in the midst of everyone's congratulations, "In a few years, you'll be in prison!"
If it pestered a person, it would follow them like a shadow, tightly binding them, and constantly send out a completely opposite curse when that person's joyous occasion came. One could imagine how despicable it was. Especially for those people who had a bad omen. If they encountered this thing, they would be extremely vexed. No one wanted to be pestered by this thing, but if they encountered it, they could only blame it on their bad luck. Because up until now, no one had figured out how it chose people to attack.
It seemed that Shi Qingxuan was very afraid of this thing. Xie Lian didn't mind and said, "It's fine. There's nothing to be afraid of. "
To be precise, this thing was afraid of him. Shi Qingxuan became spirited and said, "It seems that Your Highness Crown Prince has encountered it before? Is it possible for this thing to be completely obliterated? "
After muttering to himself for a moment, Xie Lian said, "Many years ago, I did encounter two of them. After that, they didn't appear again. I don't know if they were completely obliterated, but with my experience, it shouldn't be too difficult to deal with them."
Shi Qingxuan was overjoyed and said, "Two? You dealt with both of them?! Then I really found the right person! What's the situation? "
Xie Lian told him. The first one was like this: Many years ago, Xie Lian passed by a small town where a rich businessman sent his daughter to study in the Imperial City. Because he felt that his daughter had lived up to his expectations, he announced it with great fanfare and was overjoyed. Who knew that extreme joy turned to sorrow. At the farewell banquet, a voice suddenly shouted, "Your daughter will overturn her carriage on the road and fall to her death in the cliff!"
That rich businessman flew into a rage on the spot and wanted to grab the person who spoke. However, after that person finished speaking, that person drilled under the table and unexpectedly disappeared into thin air.
This time, everyone was afraid. Coincidentally, that day, Xie Lian had received some junk from this family and was preparing to bring it back. When he heard about this matter, he knew that he had attracted something, so he told that rich businessman not to worry. He told that rich businessman to hire more than twenty guards. Including himself, they carefully escorted that young lady to the Imperial City and guarded her side for a while. A month later, that young lady won first place in a beauty competition. Her chance had come.
That night, everyone held a banquet to celebrate the young lady in a restaurant in the Imperial City. Sure enough, there was another voice in the crowd that said, "In the future, you will be …"
As soon as he heard this, Xie Lian immediately grabbed the thing hidden in the crowd and grabbed its throat, not letting it say those words. Then he used a talisman to lock its body and beat it violently. Then he ordered someone to get a carriage and had it run wildly up and down the cliff. When it reached a corner, he cut off the reins and let the carriage fall down the cliff with it, fulfilling the curse it had given to the people around it.
The other three people asked, "That's it?"
Xie Lian replied, "That's it. Dealing with trash … … Alright, the Vernacular Immortal. There are three ways to deal with the Vernacular Immortal. First, don't let it speak. Before it opens its mouth, strangle it. This can be guarded against for a while, but it can't be guarded against forever.
"Second, if it opens its mouth, don't let the person it curses hear it. Anyone who hears someone cursing them when they are in a good mood will inevitably feel a trace of fear. And this thing, feeds on fear and takes pleasure in it. The more afraid you are, the happier it will be. And if you are truly frightened to the point that your mind becomes absent-minded and, like it said, mess up what you are doing, its power will advance by leaps and bounds. But unless you are deaf, you will hear it one day. In fact, even a deaf person might not be able to avoid it. Because in order to escape from this thing, some people pierced their ears, but it was still useless.
"On the other hand, if you ignore it no matter how it curses you or how it splashes cold water on you, it can't do anything to you. Therefore, the most effective method is the third method: Let yourself have many happy events. Don't put it in your eyes at all. It doesn't matter if it says anything or doesn't say anything. Let yourself become stronger and stronger. Don't follow the tragic future it has predetermined for you. In this way, in the end, it won't be able to obtain any pleasure from you and will most likely leave with its tail between its legs. Of course, there is also the possibility that it is only temporarily hiding, waiting for the next opportunity to take advantage of the situation. "
Although this third method was the most effective, it was also the most difficult to accomplish. After all, who in this world could truly have a heart like a stubborn stone, without a single ripple? The more Shi Qingxuan listened, the tighter his brows furrowed. He asked, "What about the second time? Did you also solve it like this the second time? "
Xie Lian replied, "The second time, for others, might not be of any use. After all, the situation is special. "
"How special?"
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