Written before reading:
Many readers say that the first few chapters are poisonous or can't be understood. They're very unhappy with the early mission mode. Before everyone reads, I'll briefly explain this.
In the beginning, because the setting was to have readers substitute themselves as members and tease the main character together, the early system missions seemed so unpleasant, or perhaps poisonous.
This was a big mistake I made in the early stages. That was to neglect that readers habitually substitute themselves as the main character, not as members. This led to a misplaced sense of substitution, making readers who couldn't accept it feel poisonous, or even irritated.
This also proved that this innovative mode (teasing the main character) wasn't suitable for reading web novels.
So, after writing a dozen chapters and discovering the problem, I immediately made changes. Returning to the main character's view, I took the system missions and members as spies to deal with. So, this book doesn't have the so-called "Three Golden Chapters", only the self-created "Three Highly Toxic Chapters". I hope everyone can bear with it a little while reading.
But I don't recommend everyone skip it.
Because the system settings are all in the first few chapters. This is also the reason why the "Three Highly Toxic Chapters" can't be changed.
The other is that in the first dozen chapters, the main character is played and teased. Some readers say that it's very unpleasant, very poisonous. After thinking about it, they still decided not to change it. The reason for not changing it is because the main character will only be vigilant after eating a loss and being tricked, seriously examining the member missions. So, it's necessary to slightly suppress it in the early stages.
Here, before everyone officially reads, I'll first inform everyone in advance. I ask everyone to have a little patience. Thank you.
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Wedge.
"Do you want to control your own destiny? Do you want to become the center of attention … a big star? "
Sitting in front of the computer, looking at the pop-up advertisement that suddenly jumped out and filled the entire screen, Fang Cheng was suddenly somewhat stupefied.
"What's this?! A game advertisement? A web virus? "
"You have ten seconds to choose. If there is no choice, the default is' yes'. Countdown begins, ten … nine … "
"Tch ~ ~ You really think I'm stupid! 2B！ This little advertisement is really getting more and more annoying! "
Bored, he ridiculed. Seeing that there was no close button, Fang Cheng directly chose the shortcut key "Alt + F4".
Following the fall of the key, Fang Cheng's vision suddenly went black. His body seemed to lose control and fell down. In the moment he fell, he faintly seemed to hear a "beep" sound.
…
Beep!
The host has made a choice.
The host refuses to control his own destiny, by default, chooses to become a big star …
Linking to the host's consciousness and activating soul binding.
Binding successful.
Binding with the host has been successful. Generating initial mission.
Beep!
The initial mission could not be generated!
…
Beep!
An unknown system failure occurred …
[Activating System backup plan …]
The system restarted …
Rebooting …
Reboot failed …
Executing the forced restart command …
An unknown mutation occurred in the system …
The system restarted …
Rebooting …
The system has been rebooted. Welcome to the Superstar Cultivation System.
Because the host refused to control his own fate, the system activated the backup plan, transferring the mission issuing authority, randomly searching for mission issuing members …
Searching …
[Found mission issuing member. Establishing member consciousness link. Linking member consciousness. Pulling consciousness …]
Chapter 1.
I must be crazy.
What the hell was going on?
Fang Cheng motionlessly gazed at a simple interface that resembled a Tieba forum and a chat room window that floated in front of him. He didn't have any feeling in his entire body. He couldn't feel his body, nor could he feel anything else. Only the consciousness in his mind that hadn't yet fallen asleep proved that he hadn't died for the time being. This bitter fact made him feel slightly gratified.
Although he had become a miserable existence similar to a vegetable, at least there was still a chance to save him.
He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Only, what was this chat room-like interface floating in front of him?
Could it be that I'm schizophrenic?
Motherf * cker, I can't be that miserable! Not only did I become a legendary vegetable, I also became a potential mental patient?!
He subconsciously wanted to close his eyes and shake his head.
But it seemed …
It was useless!
It was as if his vision was fixed, and he couldn't make any movements.
His consciousness focused on the interface floating in front of him. His surroundings were empty. It really was … a pain in the ass!
He couldn't help but recall the source of his current situation.
He remembered that at that time, he was on a video website watching a popular historical drama that was being introduced by a friend. He entered the video website, and just as he opened the page, a pop-up advertisement that filled the entire screen suddenly popped up.
"Do you want to control your own fate? Do you want to become the center of attention … a big star? "
Although he had read a few unlimited fantasy novels, and had once fantasized about entering the infinite world and killing gods and Buddhas, as a mature adult, he naturally understood the difference between fantasy and reality. It was fine if he occasionally fantasized about it, but he never really thought that such a thing would really happen in reality.
Therefore, when he first saw the pop-up window, the first thing he thought of was not an unlimited adventure, but that his computer had accidentally been infected by a web virus.
Therefore, as a normal person, his first thought was to click on the upper right corner and close it.
However, after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the close button. Because he was in a hurry to watch the drama, and he saw that the countdown on the pop-up window was about to reach zero, he was afraid that he would accidentally be infected by the virus, so he just clicked "Alt + F4" to close the pop-up window. He didn't expect that as the pop-up window closed, his vision would go black, and when he regained consciousness, he would become like this.
Seriously …
Speechless!
I used to read news reports on the Internet that playing computer games for a long time may cause weakness in the limbs and paralysis of the body. Is this the reason why I'm like this?!
But what's with this chat room window floating in front of me?
Am I really schizophrenic?
That's not right!
Although I usually stay at home and play games all night, in order to pick up girls, I have to maintain a good figure, so I'm very careful when it comes to sports.
It can't be … that I really encountered the legendary "adventure" in novels, right?
But even if it's an adventure, what the hell is this situation in front of me? A motionless vegetative person? A mysterious chat room window? Could it be … that it wants me to have a fantasy in my head, unify the world, and kill all gods in my way?
Motherf * cker, this adventure is too deceptive!
Just as Fang Cheng was bored and allowed his thoughts to wander, the floating chat room window interface suddenly underwent a new change, and Fang Cheng's line of sight immediately locked onto it.
… …
"Yi! What's the situation? Wasn't I flipping through the pages to read a comic? How did I get here with a click? "
"… …"
"This is a chat group right? Are there any brothers in the group online who can explain what this group is for? "
"… …"
"What the hell? Is it a dead group, and no one says anything? Boring, I'm leaving, I'm leaving! "
"… …"
"Motherf * cker, where's the close button? Why can't I leave! "
"… …"
"F * ck, is my computer infected with a virus? So unlucky! "
… …
"Hahahahaha, idiot, at least I'm not the only one who's unlucky!"
Fang Cheng looked at the guy with the nickname "Bird That Can't Fly" who had entered the chat room, and he was secretly pleased in his heart.
He often heard others say that the so-called happiness came from comparison. Fang Cheng couldn't help but say that he now completely agreed with these words.
Although his current situation was ten times or a hundred times more tragic than the dear friend named "Bird That Can't Fly" in the chat room, he still couldn't help but feel a burst of secret pleasure when someone else met with the same misfortune as him.
"Isn't my current mentality a bit too dark? I'm unlucky, but I can't see other people being lucky? Confucius once said that the benevolent must love others. No, no! I can't be too petty! An iron-blooded man must conduct himself kindly!
… … Fine, then I wish you a way to leave this damned thing as soon as possible. However, I also wish you the same: Buy a can without a tab, buy milk tea without straws, eat instant noodles without seasoning, eat watermelon without watermelon seeds, and always stuff the toilet bowl when you go to the toilet, hahahaha … … "
Bored and amusing himself, Fang Cheng suddenly noticed that a new conversation had popped up in the chat room. In a split second, his attention was once again focused there.
… …
"Number of comments ≥ 10. Activity value increased. Member 'Bird That Can't Fly' has leveled up. Obtained level one authority."
"Level one authority? What's that? Can you explain it in detail? "
"Level one authority is the member rank of the Superstar Cultivation System mission issuer. A member who obtains level one authority can issue a one-star side mission every week. After the mission is issued, once the host accepts it, the host must unconditionally perform the mission.
If the mission is not completed or refuses to perform, the host will bear the mission punishment. The punishment method is set by the member and matched by the system. That is, the mission issuer can take the initiative to set the punishment method and reward items, or the system can automatically match. "
"F * ck! Is this real or fake? So awesome! "
"… …"
"No explanation? You're kidding me. The name isn't bad. Superstar Cultivation System. Haha, I won't be fooled. Although I quite like reading YY novels, do you really think I'm an idiot who's become stupid from reading novels? You think you can fool me with a few words?
I say, the brother or sister who pretends to be a system speaker. Although your imaginative system speech almost had me fooled, how could someone as quick-witted as me believe such nonsense?
But your imagination really can fool people. I almost believed it. Wait until I use your method next time. Let's see if I can fool a few idiots. "
"… …"
"Oh, brother, silence is gold. You're quite good at pretending. Alright, then I'll play with you. Then may I ask system, what type of mission can I issue at my current level? "
"Investigating … …"
"In view of the fact that 'Bird That Can't Fly' is the only member in the system, the 'Bird That Can't Fly' authority level has been temporarily upgraded. You've obtained the highest level authority and have the right to issue the highest level main mission. Hint: System missions are divided into main mission, side mission and side mission. Side mission and side mission can be abandoned after the host pays a certain condition. Main mission cannot be abandoned. "
"Hehe, alright. Then I'll issue a main mission. As for the main mission, I'll set it to … … Oh right, is the host a man or a woman? "
"The host is a male organism."
"Oh, so it's a man. Haha, scientific data shows that only exercise is the starting point for a man's sexual happiness. As a man who's lucky enough to have the Superstar Cultivation System, pretty girls are just a call to the host.
In order for the host to not fall behind in the vast sea of girls, having a good body is the host's capital to be invincible.
So if you do push-ups three times a day in the morning, noon and night, one hour each time, ten thousand push-ups each time for a year, it's definitely awesome! Oh, by the way, System, can I set up some restrictions? "
"Authority confirmed. The highest level authority can set a restriction. "
"Haha, then every time the host does a push-up, he must shout: For girls. No excuses can be used to refuse or delay the time. After the mission is completed, the reward will be automatically matched by the system. I'm too lazy to think about it. As for the punishment, haha, I'll follow the trend of system novels. If the mission can't be completed, then I'll be directly obliterated. How is it, system bro, is my imagination okay? "
"Mission generating … …"
"Main mission cannot be generated. The Superstar Cultivation System is a nurturing type cultivation system. It mainly supports teaching and does not support obliteration or other punishment methods that can lead to the host's death. Mission issuing member 'Flightless Bird', please set the punishment method again. "
"Yo, bro, you're quite into the role. Hehe, alright, then I'll change it to if the host refuses or is unable to complete the mission, then he'll suffer the pain of being bitten by ten thousand ants. I've seen a video online before. It seems like it's quite interesting when you're bitten by ants. "
"Mission generated. Because member 'Flightless Bird' has the highest authority temporarily, please set the display mode. "
"Display mode? What does that mean? "
"Due to an unknown mutation, the Superstar Cultivation System has changed into a member and celebrity interaction mode. The system will no longer generate missions. Instead, it will be set by the member. After the host completes the mission, the host's entire experience will be displayed in front of the member.
The member can interact with the host and nurture the host. The member can issue missions independently or according to the host's needs. Hint: The system can provide three display modes. One, live broadcast mode. Two, online manga mode. Three, biographical novel mode. "
"What the hell? Why does it feel more and more real? Hey, system bro, are you a real person or not? "
"Member, please choose the display mode?"
"F * ck, I'm really a bit confused. Are you really a system or a real person pretending to be you? Don't tell me there's really a host and a system? "
"Member, please choose the display mode?"
"Forget it! Who cares! I don't care if you're a real system or a fake system. I'll cooperate with you and hurry up and let me out when you're done. "
"Member, please choose the display mode?"
"Let's choose the online manga mode. It just so happens that I clicked in by mistake while reading a manga. "
"Display mode confirmed. Member, please choose the space-time background: the real world or a parallel space-time. "
"F * ck, why do I feel more and more uneasy. Could it be real? … I'd better choose the parallel space-time. If the system is real and I issue such a mission, then wouldn't that host bro chop me to death?! Uh, safety first, choose the parallel space-time. "
"Space-time background confirmed. Member, please choose the character background: randomly selected or set by yourself. "
"Uh, randomly selected then. Since it's already like this, I'm too lazy to waste my brain. "
"Connecting the parallel space-time, randomly searching …"
"The candidate target has been locked, a total of five people. After host enters the parallel space-time, the identity will be randomly selected. Hint: Main mission has been generated, retracting member 'Flightless Bird' temporary highest level authority. Retraction complete! Opening the dimensional channel, teleporting through space-time. "
"Hint: Member 'Flightless Bird' soul mark has been recorded. Member's exclusive imprint has been generated. Can enter the system space through the consciousness link imprint."
"Hint: Member's level and authority increase according to the activity value. Consume the activity value to issue a mission of that level. Can also consume the activity value to generate an invitation code to allow non-members to obtain membership. "
"Hint: Real-Life celebrity online manga updates once a week. Members can consume the activity value to watch it, and can also consume the activity value to have a conversation with the host through space-time."
"Hint: Other related functions will be unlocked according to the member's level and authority increase. Please look forward to it."
"Hint: The system is about to initiate a space-time teleportation. Member, please exit."
"Hint: Countdown begins, ten … nine …"
… …
"Opening the dimensional channel, the host is about to be teleported to the parallel space-time. System is in the process of teleporting …"
Fang Cheng looked dumbstruck at the conversation between 'Flightless Bird' and the system in the chat room interface. His entire person was already in a state of stupefaction. His mind was a vast expanse of emptiness. All that remained were three ancient three-dimensional Chinese characters that saluted the sun.
"F * ck me!"
It wasn't until the system's prompt sounded in succession that Fang Cheng came back to his senses.
Looking at 'Flightless Bird' who had long since left the chat room interface at some unknown time, and then looking at the gradually disappearing dialogue text in the window, the depths of Fang Cheng's soul couldn't help but emit a roar that resounded through the world.
"Flightless Bird, I'll f * ck your lungs! “
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