Li Rui didn't expect that there was another person in the village committee other than Xie Sanping, and it was a woman. He also didn't expect that she was squatting in the toilet. Therefore, when he heard the woman's voice, he was so scared that he almost jumped up. He thought that he had bumped into a ghost at night. He held back all the urine that he had not spilled out. "Ah!" He exclaimed and took two steps back. His heart was about to jump out of his throat.
The woman inside was splashed all over by his urine. The smell of urine assailed her nostrils, and she was in an extremely sorry state. She stood up and cursed, "Damn you, Xie Sanping. Why are you f * cking blind? Can't you see that there's someone inside? Why don't you piss on your mother's face? F * ck your grandmother …"
Although these obscenities were unpleasant to hear, the target was Xie Sanping, so Li Rui wasn't angry when he heard it. He first stuffed the guy back into his pants and said embarrassedly, "Stop scolding me. I'm not Xie Sanping. I'm sorry, but I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know you were squatting in there … "As he spoke, he found the woman's voice familiar. He thought for a while and said," You're the Women's Director? "The woman also recognized his voice. She asked in surprise," You're not Xie Sanping? You … you're Director Li? You … you … you … how did you come in? Where's Xie Sanping? "Li Rui said," He's outside. "The Women's Director scolded in a low voice," F * ck, why did he let you in? "
Li Rui vaguely felt that something was wrong. He seemed to have unintentionally interrupted the two's affair. He was a little embarrassed and wanted to get away as soon as possible. He said, "You … you quickly wash your face. I'm sorry, I have to go." He turned and left after saying that. The Women's Director grabbed him and said, "Don't go." Li Rui was shocked. He shivered and said, "You … do you have anything else to say?" The Women's Director smiled and said, "You peed on my face and you want to leave after saying sorry? Li Ruixin's head thumped. "What else do you want?" he said. "I can't let you pee for nothing, humph," the Head of Women said. As she said this, she had already caught up to him and was scratching at his lower body. She muttered, "Where's the thing that pissed me? I have to teach it a good lesson."
Li Rui didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He didn't know whether this woman had a screw loose in her head or was trying to take advantage of the situation to tangle with him. He hurriedly reached out to push her away and turned to leave. Although he said he was leaving, it was more like he was running. He ran to the entrance of the courtyard in a few steps.
The female director hadn't put on her pants properly yet, so she couldn't chase after him. She watched him run out and muttered to herself, "Why are you pretending to be a good person? Which one of you stinky men is a good person? Don't you still pounce on me like a male dog when you see me? Fuck, do you think I care about you? "
When Li Rui ran to the door, he happened to see Xie Sanping coming into the courtyard. The two of them bumped into each other at the door. Due to their guilty conscience, they spoke at almost the same time.
Li Rui said, "Director Xie, I just … just went to the toilet …" Xie Sanping said, "Director Li, what … what are you doing in the Upper House?"
The two of them finished speaking at the same time and received an explanation at the same time.
Xie Sanping was more nervous compared to him. He asked, "You … you didn't enter the house, right?" Li Ruixin thought, even if I didn't enter the house, I would know about your dirty business with the Head of Women. He insisted, "No, I just went to the toilet." Xie Sanping secretly let out a sigh of relief and didn't ask any more questions.
Li Rui went outside and saw that the people on the road had already dispersed. It seemed that although the strange incident just now had disturbed everyone's good dreams, it didn't cause any more disturbances. He thought about it. Since it was confirmed that it wasn't an earthquake, then there was no danger to his life. It was better to go back and continue to sleep. He couldn't always wander outside. This village was too dangerous. Who knew when he would find out about other people's dirty business? Who knew if the other party would kill him to silence him out of humiliation and anger? For his own safety, it was better not to wander outside. When he thought about this, he remembered that a stream of hot urine had shot onto the Head of Women's Head. He smiled and shook his head. He quickly walked into the alley.
Xie Sanping locked the door of the Village Council. When he walked in, he saw someone standing in the courtyard. He quickly complained, "Damn, do you want to die? Why did you run out here to let everyone see that you, Huang Cuifen, are sleeping with me?" The Head of Women's Head, Huang Cuifen, sneered, "Look at your courage. Who can see that?" Xie Sanping pulled her into the house. Suddenly, he smelled urine. He laughed and scolded, "Damn, you fell into the latrine. Why are you so embarrassed?" Huang Cuifen snorted and said, "You're the one who fell into the latrine. Now you're complaining about my urine smell? Who was the one who licked my urine just now? "
Xie Sanping chuckled and pulled her into the west room. He pushed her onto the kang bed and climbed up himself. He said, "Since you're awake, let's do it again." Huang Cuifen scolded, "Do it, do it, do it. You only know how to do it. Go back and do your mother." Xie Sanping was surprised. "Aiyo," he said, "Who provoked you? Why are you so angry? "While saying that, he reached out and groped her body.
Huang Cuifen casually slapped his hand away and scolded, "Didn't you complain about my urine smell?" Xie Sanping chuckled. He shook his head and said, "I don't complain, I don't complain. I'm even more embarrassed than you are." Only then did Huang Cuifen proudly say, "Stop talking nonsense. I can't always let you do it for free. You should give me some benefits." "Don't worry," Xie Sanping said, "Didn't you see? Our Little Dragon King Village has been used by the city as a poverty alleviation pilot project. They are going to do it for real. I heard from Director Li from the city that in a few days there will be several tens of millions in poverty alleviation funds. Not to mention several tens of millions, even if it's several millions, we can easily pull out several tens of thousands. When the time comes, there will be no shortage of benefits for you. "
Huang Cuifen was pleasantly surprised. "Several tens of millions in poverty alleviation funds? Is there really that much? "Xie Sanping proudly said," Would Director Li lie to me? "Huang Cuifen frowned and said," Even if there really is this little money, can you really pull it out? " "Humph," Xie Sanping said, "Old Wang and I can even pull out the county's poverty alleviation funds, how can we not pull out this little money?" "Don't brag," Huang Cuifen said, "The county's management is lax, but the city's management is strict." Xie Sanping yawned and said, "The principle is the same. As long as the application is approved, we can pull out the money. Think about it, since this money is for poverty alleviation, it must be delivered to the poor. In this process, it must pass through our hands. As long as it passes through our hands, even a mosquito has to give it a piece of meat. "
Huang Cuifen said happily, "If we can really pull out some money, how much will you give me?" Xie Sanping said, "I don't know yet, but I will try to give you as much as I can. The two of us have known each other for a long time. Even if I don't take care of others, I have to take care of you, don't you think?" As he spoke, his big hand went between her legs again. Huang Cuifen grabbed his hand and didn't let it go. "Who is in charge of the city's poverty alleviation funds? Is it Director Li? "Xie Sanping nodded and said," Yes, it's him. He said so himself. "Huang Cuifen made an" oh "sound and didn't say anything else. Xie Sanping saw that she was deep in thought and suddenly slapped her butt. Huang Cuifen was like a tigress whose butt had been touched. She immediately jumped up and scolded, "F * ck your mother, why did you slap me?"
Xie Sanping didn't get angry. He laughed and said, "What the f * ck are you thinking? Don't tell me you want to get close to Director Li, get rid of me, get close to him, and directly get money from him? " Huang Cuifen snorted and said, "Don't worry about it. It's none of your business anyway. Whether or not I can get money from him is my business." Xie Sanping said disdainfully, "Tch, stop daydreaming. Who is Director Li? He is the leader of the Municipal Party Committee's General Office. He is a big shot, young, and handsome. Why would he fancy an old woman from the countryside like you? Even if you f * cking worked for him for free, he wouldn't f * cking hang you up. "
These words hit the nail on the head. Huang Cuifen flew into a rage out of humiliation. She turned around and kicked Xie Sanping in the chest, causing him to fall onto the kang bed. She scolded, "I'm willing to work for him for free. What the f * ck are you going to do about it? Are you jealous? Are you jealous? You f * cking b * stard, you're so stupid. Think about it carefully. Haven't I worked for you for free these past few years? " After being kicked by her, Xie Sanping was about to fly into a rage out of humiliation. But when he saw her expression, he changed his mind. He laughed and climbed up, saying, "You believe my nonsense? Let's not talk about this anymore. Hurry up and do it one more time. After we're done, we'll sleep. "As he said this, he shamelessly moved closer to her.
Huang Cuifen didn't want to offend him too much. After all, she still had to work in the village. She snorted and said, "If you want to do it, it's easy. Serve me first." Xie Sanping laughed and said, "Okay, I love to serve you. Lie down."
A few minutes later, when Xie Sanping and Huang Cuifen were doing some kind of intimate activity, there was a loud knock on the door and a shout from outside the courtyard.
Xie Sanping frowned and temporarily stopped. He complained, "F * ck, why are there so many things happening tonight? Do you want to let people live?" Huang Cuifen said, "Don't stop, don't stop. I'm still comfortable. Continue."
Huang Cuifen yawned and said, "Go, I'm sleepy. I want to sleep." Xie Sanping hurriedly said, "Don't sleep yet. I'll be back soon. Wait for me." He got off the kang bed, put on his shoes and ran out.
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