Director Hao asked, "What's the matter?" Hong Qiang glanced at Li Rui and the others. After she got everyone's attention, she said leisurely, "This happened a few days ago. It was said that there was a family in the southern district of the city. There were five of them. Two of them were working outside, and the grandparents were taking care of their grandson. That little grandson of his wasn't very old either. He was a little over four years old, less than five years old. That day, he suddenly asked his grandmother, 'Grandma, do people just eat and sleep every day?' His grandmother said yes. The grandson did not say anything at that time. He turned around and jumped off the balcony by stepping on the sewing machine. His house was on the fourth floor. He fell to his death. "
Everyone was shocked.
Director Hao asked in disbelief, "Is this true?" Hong Qiang nodded.
Liu Annie said, "It's true. One of our colleagues in the station is the neighbor of that family. She saw the funeral of the child."
Director Hao looked at Li Rui and said, "This child is too … too unbelievable. How could he dare to commit suicide? How did he know that he could die by jumping off a building? " Li Rui smiled bitterly and said, "The questions he asked did not seem like they would be asked at his age. I feel like he was a philosopher reincarnated."
Director Hao smiled and said, "This matter is too serious. Hehe, the topic is a bit heavy. How about this? I'll tell a joke to make everyone happy."
When everyone heard that he was going to tell a joke, they were all excited.
Liu Annie smiled and said, "Director Hao, if you want to tell a joke, you have to make us happy. If you can't make us happy, then don't tell us." Director Hao's gaze brushed past the deep cleavage in her chest. He smiled and said, "Listen to this. If you can't make us happy, I'll tell you another joke. Uh … I'll make a joke about myself. I'm a section chief, so I'll tell you a joke about a section chief. A section chief was dancing with a beautiful woman. When the dance music reached the climax, the section chief was a little excited and had a reaction. The woman noticed it and asked curiously, 'What's below you?' The section chief replied, 'The section chief is below me.' The woman disdainfully said, "The official is not very big, but he is quite tough."
After he finished his joke, Li Rui, Hong Qiang, and Li Xiaoyang all laughed, but Liu Annie and Bai Bing didn't seem to hear it. Bai Bing's expression was indifferent. Liu Annie had a disdainful smile on her face as she said, "Director Hao, your joke is too old. It's from the same era as the dinosaurs. Say another one."
Director Hao looked at Liu Annie and said with a smile, "Okay, then let's talk about one more. Let's talk about it. There's a beautiful writer who wants an editor to review her manuscript. The editor looked at the beauty and said with a smile, "The upper half is more voluptuous with two prominent points. It's a pity that the lower half is a little hairy and has a loophole, too much water." The beautiful woman asked anxiously, "Then what should we do?" The editor replied, "We'll talk about it later!" Liu Annie burst out laughing and said, "F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, you men only know how to f * ck." Director Hao said with a smile, "I didn't say that. It was the editor of the joke."
Liu Annie said, "Station Chief Hong, you have the most jokes. Tell a good one."
Hong Qiang saw that Li Xiaoyang was very interested in the joke, but Bai Bing kept a straight face. He guessed that the girl was too young and didn't want to embarrass herself, so he told a joke that wasn't too overboard.
Although his joke wasn't funny, everyone gave him face and laughed.
Liu Annie smiled and said to Li Rui, "It's Station Chief Li's turn."
Li Rui said, "Do I still have to tell a joke?" Liu Annie said, "Yes, each of us will tell a joke. This is the unspoken rule." Li Rui thought for a moment and said, "The kindergarten teacher, Xiaofang, pointed at the words'm, a, y, d, b 'on the blackboard to test the children. The children used the most standard pronunciation to say,' Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-b '!"
Liu Annie laughed and said, "How can you not even let the children go? Station Chief Li, you're too bad." Li Rui laughed and said, "The children were just reading the pinyin, you're thinking too much." Liu Annie glanced at him charmingly and said with a smile, "It's my turn, I'll tell a joke. A female underground worker was arrested and forced to write a letter to lure the Bureau Chief. The female underground worker had no choice but to write. After she finished writing, she secretly pulled a few hairs from below and clipped them into the letter. After the Bureau Chief read the letter, he took the hairs and smelled them. He looked at them and thought hard. After a while, he suddenly realized, "So it's a conspiracy!"
Everyone roared with laughter and said that this joke was well told.
Liu Annie saw that her joke had caused a sensation and was very proud. She said to Bai Bing, who was next to her, "Little beauty, tell a joke too." Bai Bing said coldly, "I don't know." Liu Annie laughed and said, "How can you not know? You've heard of a few, right? "Bai Bing said to Li Xiaoyang, who was sitting next to her," I really don't know. Li Xiaoyang, tell a joke. "
Li Xiaoyang laughed and said, "Then, leaders, I'll embarrass myself. There was a male patient who took the prescription given by a female doctor for a long time. When he came back, he asked, "Where is the 13 ultrasound?" The female doctor laughed and said, "It's not the 13 ultrasound, it's the B ultrasound." The male patient said angrily, "F * ck, your 'B' is too wide!"
This joke was a bit too much. Although it was the same as the previous jokes, the mood was very bad. Although everyone laughed, their smiles were very forced.
Liu Annie, who was always talkative, couldn't say anything. She thought to herself, "The people from the province are really open-minded." She laughed and asked everyone to drink.
Bai Bing kicked Li Xiaoyang fiercely under the table. Li Xiaoyang felt the pain and whispered, "Why did you kick me?" Bai Bing snorted and said, "You're not human!"
After the banquet, it was already past eight o 'clock.
Bai Bing pretended to go back to the guest room. On the way, she called Li Rui and said, "Buy me a drink!" Li Rui still had a date with Yao Xuefei tonight. He didn't want to be entangled with this godsister for too long, especially with Lu Zhouxing standing behind her. He couldn't be too close to her, so he said, "I'll buy you a few drinks, then I'll come back to rest, okay?" Bai Bing said vaguely, "We'll talk about it later."
The two of them slipped out to the side of the road. When no one was looking, they got into a taxi and drove to the bar street.
On the way, Bai Bing complained, "You guys are too disgusting, telling jokes like that at the dinner table." Li Rui sighed and said, "Sister, you don't know, this is the atmosphere. If you don't say it, being unsociable is a small matter, but you'll also offend people. People will think you're pretending to be serious and virtuous. Bai Bing said, "Li Xiaoyang is the most disgusting. He made me want to kick him to death." Li Rui said, "Why are you so violent? It's nothing, just a laugh." Bai Bing snorted and said, "So it's not you guys who are insulting."
The two of them arrived at the bar street. As usual, Li Rui picked a small, secluded bar and sat down. They each ordered a drink and started chatting.
Bai Bing said, "Tell me, am I a bit of a pervert?" Li Rui said, "I think that everyone is a pervert to some extent. However, what is a pervert? It's actually a pervert who transcends the common way of doing things and is not accepted by everyone. That's why it's called a pervert. But you have to know that there is a reason. Being a pervert is also a kind of attitude and a way of doing things. It's just that it's different from most people. Therefore, you don't have to feel too awkward. For example, being a pervert is like being a beauty to an ordinary woman. You're a beauty, but aren't you a woman? It's the same the other way around. An ordinary woman is jealous of a beauty like you, just like how being a pervert is jealous of being a pervert. You should be proud of yourself. "
Bai Bing looked at him with admiration and said, "You've really improved after becoming an official. You're able to speak so clearly and logically. Come, let me give you a toast. " Li Rui raised his glass and clinked it with hers and said, "Drink slowly, don't rush. You've already drunk, so drink less now." Bai Bing shook her head and said, "I can't drink less, I want to drink until I'm dead drunk." Li Rui took a sip and asked, "Why?" Bai Bing said dejectedly, "I'm still depressed, I feel like no one loves me, no one cherishes me. I want to drink until I'm dead drunk, then I won't have to worry anymore." Li Rui sighed and said, "Why are you doing this? You don't need a heavy hammer to sound the drums. I've already told you clearly in your room, you have to be willing. If you're willing, how can you gain anything? Don't think about Lu … he, he's not suitable for you. "
Bai Bing stared at him and asked, "Then who's suitable for me? You? " Li Rui looked at the fashionable beauties on the street outside and said, "Are you kidding me, I'm your brother." Bai Bing said, "I don't care, you want me to give up one, so I'll get one." Li Rui said, "Time can heal all wounds caused by feelings, sister, take your time, you'll meet the man you like." Bai Bing said faintly, "You don't understand, the man I like is him, I only have him in my heart. You want me to let go of him, I can't do it. "Li Rui said in amazement," What's your relationship with him? Why do you love him so much? "Bai Bing said desolately," I kissed him, I kissed him first. I slept with him, but we didn't do anything. He doesn't love me at all, I'm just thinking too much! "
Li Rui frowned and said, "Then why are you still in love with him?" Bai Bing said, "Because I love him." Li Rui pursed his lips, seeing that he couldn't persuade her, he said, "Whatever I say, you won't take it to heart, forget it, I won't say anything, let's drink." After he finished speaking, he raised his glass and clinked it with hers.
Li Rui finished the wine in his glass and said, "Sister, I still have something to do, I need to …" Before he could finish, Bai Bing's beautiful eyes shot out two rays of light, coldly covering him, not daring him to finish his sentence, he could only shut his mouth and smile. Bai Bing said, "You can leave, no problem, but after you leave today, the two of us will have nothing to do with each other. You're not my brother, and I'm not your sister. It's up to you. "After she finished speaking, she called the waiter over and ordered another glass of wine.
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