After he said this, he thought to himself, "Fine, you want me to invite Bai Bing over? Zixuan, you don't know this, but Bai Bing used to be intimate with my father-in-law, Lu Zhouxing. Even if they didn't have any romantic relationship, if my father-in-law found out that I invited her over at the wedding, it would be awkward and he would overthink it. That would be bad."
Gao Zixuan nodded his head and said carelessly, "It's up to you whether you want to invite her or not. In any case, it's up to you. But I'll say this upfront, I'll remember what you said just now. You said that you and her are purely god-siblings, but if I find out that you have other relationships with her in the future, you'll see how I'll deal with you! "After she said this, she suddenly reached out and grabbed his crotch. Li Rui didn't expect her to suddenly make a move and was caught off guard. He cried out in pain and took a few steps back. He said angrily, "Why are you so perverted? Every time you grab me, I'll cripple you sooner or later." Gao Zixuan said casually, "Let's not talk nonsense, I have to hurry back. I still have to stay up all night with your first wife." Li Rui said, "I'll take you downstairs."
When the two arrived downstairs, Gao Zixuan was just about to get into the car when he suddenly turned around and said, "People say that a good man needs three helpers. It's not right that you don't even have a groomsman. How about this, I'll act on my own. I'll call Lu Xing and ask him to come over tomorrow morning to be your groomsman. " Li Rui always had a good impression of Lu Xing and felt that he was a good friend. He nodded and said, "Okay, then give him a call and thank him for me." Gao Zixuan said to himself, "You don't even have a single relative coming over. It's really a little shabby, even shabbier than a son-in-law who married into the family. Be careful, the Lu family's relatives will look down on you. "
After watching Gao Zixuan drive away, Li Rui felt a little uneasy.
As the saying goes, "The speaker doesn't mean much, but the listener does." Gao Zi Xuan might have just said it casually, but he felt a little touched as he recalled the time when he accompanied Qing Man to visit her aunt at the hospital. That time, in the ward, he had suffered a lot of mockery from Eldest Aunt and her three daughters. Fortunately, Eldest Uncle's attitude was better. Otherwise, he would have directly rejected their family. It was foreseeable that there would definitely be more relatives of the Lu family who looked down on him, a country bumpkin. If one or two of them suddenly made things difficult for him at the wedding tomorrow, he, as the new son-in-law of the Lu family, would be embarrassed.
However, it was too late to think about it now, and it was useless to think about it. Instead of having the mood to think about it, it was better to go back to sleep early. It was already past 12 o 'clock. He would have to wake up at around 5 o' clock tomorrow morning to prepare, which meant that he could only sleep for about four hours. He had to cherish his time.
He quickly walked back to the room upstairs, washed up briefly, and went to sleep.
Compared to Lu Qingman, he was considered lucky. After all, he could still sleep for a few hours tonight. Lu Qingman was miserable. She was wearing a wedding dress and had to keep her hair styled. How could she sleep? At most, she could only rely on the quilt to take a few naps. Fortunately, there was someone to accompany her through the night, so she didn't feel lonely. Tonight, Gao Zixuan wasn't the only one who stayed up all night with her. There was also her aunt, several aunts, and five or six cousins. With so many women gathered in her bedroom, it was easy to imagine how lively it would be.
Her two cousins from her aunt's family were also here. Lu Qingman originally wanted to ignore them because the three of them had humiliated her the last time she brought Li Rui to visit her aunt. But who knew that this time, her two cousins had a change of attitude. They didn't stop praising Li Rui. For example, when they described him to the other cousins who hadn't seen Li Rui before, they said that he was "tall, handsome, handsome, and talented." They also said that he was "calm, mature, filial, and sensible. He's a good man." They even said that he had a "limitless future." This made her cousins very curious about Li Rui, and they couldn't wait to see him.
Although Lu Qingman was very puzzled as to why they suddenly changed their attitude, who didn't like to hear good words? She was very happy and quickly started chatting with them.
After the women chatted for a while, they started talking about business. Actually, it wasn't much of a business. It was about the two checkpoints that the groom had to go through when he came to pick up the bride tomorrow. The first checkpoint was to knock on the door of the bride's house. Friends who had wedding experience knew that it wasn't easy to knock on the door of the bride's house. To knock on each door, one had to spend an endless amount of saliva, money, candy, and other benefits. Especially the last door, which was the door of the bride's bedroom, was the most difficult to open. Sometimes, the bride's relatives and friends would give particularly harsh questions. If the groom couldn't answer, he wouldn't be able to knock on the door and carry the bride home. The second checkpoint was even more perverted. It was to find the bride's shoes. The bride's family would randomly hide the bride's shoes in a random place in the room. The groom had to find the shoes for the bride to wear before he could carry her away. If he couldn't find the shoes, then he couldn't take the bride away. Many grooms would vomit blood at this checkpoint.
What everyone discussed was to set difficult questions for the groom, Li Rui, on these two checkpoints.
According to Lv Qingman's initial idea, this wedding should be simple. She would go through a ceremony to let all the relatives know that Li Rui was her husband from then on. As for the other details, it was fine to leave them out. For example, the two barriers that they were discussing in front of them could be completely eliminated. If they were set, it would only delay time. Not only would it delay Li Rui's time, but it would also delay her own time. Thus, it would delay the entire wedding, which meant everyone's time. However, these people were not tired of it, and she couldn't stop them. After thinking about it, she decided to let them do whatever they wanted. Since it was a joyous day, then they should be happy and lively. It was just that her husband was going to be abused by them.
Everyone first discussed the question of opening the last door. Some suggested that the groom should sing a complete song, some suggested that the groom should bare his chest muscles, and some suggested that the groom should do 100 push-ups on the ground … The more they discussed, the more excited they became. Many of them kept laughing. They put in so much effort, as if they were the ones getting married.
In the end, they decided on two tricks. First, they would print Lu Qingman and her cousins' lips on a piece of white paper. Then, they would hand it to the groom and ask him to identify Lu Qingman's lips. If he couldn't identify her, he would have to drink a bottle of mineral water and continue until he could identify her. Second, they would prepare five types of food: lime, chocolate, bitter gourd, chili, and salted meat. It implied that life was just like a dish: sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty. On this special day, only the groom bravely ate these things to truly love the bride. After the groom ate these five types of food, he would shout, "Delicious!"
After Lu Qingman heard these two questions, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She thought to herself that her husband would have a hard time tomorrow.
Of these two questions, no one had decided on which one to use, because each of them had a lot of supporters. In the end, Gao Zixuan suggested, "Why don't we use both of them!" Everyone cheered and agreed.
Lu Qingman smiled bitterly as she looked at Gao Zixuan. She thought to herself, "You're worthy of being Li Rui's nemesis. You've ruthlessly tricked him at this critical juncture. If he finds out that you were the one who suggested this, he'll probably settle the score with you."
After the question of opening the door was settled, everyone began to discuss where to hide Lu Qingman's shoes.
Hiding things was a very skillful activity. It also had a lot to do with the person's personality. A hundred people could come up with a hundred different solutions. The women in the room quickly came up with a variety of suggestions. Some suggested hiding it in the deepest part of the wardrobe. Some suggested hiding it under Lu Qingman's butt. Some were even more cunning and suggested hiding it under Lu Qingman's skirt … In the end, it was Miss Tall who convinced everyone. "I'll wear it tomorrow morning!"
All the women sighed in admiration. They all said that she was more cunning, sinister, and vicious than them. They had seen people hide their shoes, but they had never seen someone hide their shoes like this. Well, she directly wore it on her feet. After the groom entered the room, he would never think that the bride's shoes were on her feet. At most, he would rummage through the wardrobe for a while. Why would he pay attention to her feet? Even if he did pay attention, he would think that it was her shoes. Tsk tsk, this girl was too vicious. This time, she really played the groom to death.
Poor Li Rui was sleeping soundly. He had no idea that his "little wife" had already set up two vicious schemes for him.
At around four o 'clock in the morning the next day, Lu Xing called Li Rui and said that he had arrived downstairs. Li Rui hurriedly asked him to come up.
After the two met and exchanged greetings for a while, Li Rui noticed that Lu Xing was wearing a formal suit, but he didn't wear a tie. He guessed that Lu Xing probably wanted to be a good groomsman and not steal his limelight at the same time.
Lu Xing said, "I called Zengqi as well. He'll be here in a while. You don't mind that I didn't tell you beforehand, right? " Li Rui laughed and said, "How can that be? I should thank you. I don't have many friends in the provincial capital. I'm more than happy that you two came to support me. "Lu Xing said," We're brothers. Why are you being so polite? Are you all ready? "
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