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In April 2021, Siam underwent a low-key regime change. Under the leadership of Minister Saipan and Prime Minister Qiu Cha, the king was overthrown. The king fled to South America to seek political asylum.
Siam established a country with Qiu Cha as its president. On the third day of its establishment, Qiu Cha came to Longshan City and requested for the entire country to surrender to Shin Myung Province and become a part of Shin Myung Province.
To Qiu Cha's surprise, Shin Myung Province did not agree to Siam's surrender. Prime Minister Maud Bundle told Qiu Cha that Shin Myung Province was a very traditional country and could not accept Siam's complete surrender. The main reason was that they could not accept Siam's open policy, especially Siamese transvestites and "goldfish tanks". They could not accept such things and would not allow them to exist. For people who were used to living in this way, it was better to kill them directly than to prohibit them through education, law, or other means.
Qiu Cha asked Maud Bundle if Siam could eliminate all the transvestites and "goldfish tanks" in the country in a short period of time, would Shin Myung Province accept Siam's surrender? Maud Bundle laughed and told him that they could not accept it. As long as there was an environment and there was a need, these things would grow again when the spring breeze blew.
Qiucha lowered his head and did not speak for a long time. He finally understood why the people of Xin Ming did not want to negotiate with the Siamese. It was because in the eyes of the people of Xin Ming, the people of Siam were all evil. The men could make themselves look like demons at any time and place. They could make their bodies, clothes, and mannerisms feminine. They could sing and dance on the stage and then walk to the side of the audience and act coquettishly and seduce the audience. They could show off their bodies and let people touch and play with them. As for women, they could all work in "goldfish tanks". They could use their genitals to swallow and spit out food, smoke, spray beer, cut fruits, and even write calligraphy.
You can go to other "goldfish tanks" to show off your skills, and you can also go to other places to show off your chest muscles. But in Shin Myung Province, you can't!
Back in the country, Qiucha told Saipan about the Shin Myung Province's attitude. Saipan sighed and said, "Playing this kind of dirty trick will get you retribution sooner or later! I just didn't expect that it would be our generation that would suffer retribution. "
One day in early May, unbeknownst to the Siamese, everyone involved in the sex industry, including employees and managers, as well as outsiders, was arrested. There was no need to interrogate them. They were all executed by firing squad. Within three days, the total number of people executed by firing squad in the country had reached four million.
Three days later, Qiu Cha looked for Maud Bundle again. Maud Bundle had gone to China. He was going to marry Hua Zheng's Senior Sister, Yi Zhiyu. The wedding was imminent and he had no time to deal with the affairs in Siam.
Qiucha went to Wu and told Wu that four million people had been killed. Shin Myung Province should be satisfied this time!
Wu told Qiucha that Siam killing its own people had nothing to do with Shin Myung Province. It was just that from a personal point of view, he approved of Siam's actions. It was not a long-term plan for a country and a people to fall to the point where the men had to change their surname and the women had to sell sex. However, Wu was a warm-hearted person who grew up in the teachings of Buddhism. He had never approved of excessive killings. He felt that there was no need to kill at all. Instead, they should be sent to places outside of Siam where they could show off their skills, such as China. Every China person who went to Siam for a holiday would choose transvestite as their first choice, and the goldfish tank as their second choice. As for other tourist attractions, they did not pay much attention to them. Instead of spending so much money to see these things in Siam, it was better to send these people to their doorstep and let them see as much as they wanted. Qiucha said no. China people were all sanctimonious in their own country, and only in Siam would they show their true colors. If they were to send people to their doorstep, they would be rejected immediately. In fact, for the past 10 years, Siam's sex industry had been supported by China people. China people were very repressed in their own country, and in Siam, they became wild animals. Especially for public holidays, the goldfish tank was a must-see attraction.
Wu asked Qiucha if the famous goldfish tank attraction was so interesting. Qiucha said that this attraction was invented by the Japanese, and it had become a public attraction in Siam. Qiucha had seen it a few times, and it was indeed magical. He felt that it was very powerful, and it was a hundred times more exciting than topless or striptease. What was more talented was that the performers were all in a Qigong performance. They tried their best not to show any erotic elements, and it looked like a scientific technique. Qiucha said that there was an attraction that he did not understand. One end of a thin string was stuffed into a woman's body, and the other end had a hook. The hook was able to lift three to five kilograms of objects, and the string did not slide out. It was obvious that the woman performing the goldfish tank attraction had some Kung Fu. If Wu wanted to understand, he could arrange it.
Wu asked, "Four million people have been killed, and there are still some left?" Qiucha said helplessly, "Just as Prime Minister Maud Bundle said, as long as there is a market for this kind of thing, it will grow again in the spring."
Wu Dahua laughed aloud and said, "Mr. President, I must admit that our King is far-sighted in this matter. He agrees with the existence of all things normal, but does not agree with the existence of all things that go against the laws of human nature. For example, he does not oppose the sex industry, but only allows the existence of a prostitute under the management of the National Health Department, and it must be strictly managed. As for the sex industry in your country that has no bottom line, he cannot accept it. As for how to deal with you, he has never had a good plan. This is the reason why your country has been able to survive until today. You have to find a plan to change the root of the problem, otherwise you will not be able to dispel his determination to destroy the Siamese. In his country, everyone is a creator, and everyone is a worker. He has put an end to all vermin, including monks, incompetent government officials, and those who pretend to be in the service industry. "
"Moving the decent farmers to Bangladesh should be the idea of your king, right?" Qiucha suddenly thought of something.
"Yes!" Wu said with certainty, "The Siamese farmers are hardworking. They have a reason to live, and there is no need for them to use their lives to pay for the decadent Siamese Kingdom. Therefore, our king chose a path for them, to go far away and become honest farmers. As for the people, in our king's eyes, they are all perverts. "
Qiucha knew that at this point, it would be difficult to reverse the situation. A sense of helplessness surged in his heart as he stood up and prepared to bid farewell to Wu. When Wu saw Qiucha's expression, he felt a little pity and couldn't help but say, "There is still a path to take."
Qiucha was like a drowning person who saw a straw to clutch at. His eyes lit up as he grabbed Wu's hand and said, "Tell me, I really have no other path to take! As long as there is a path, even if it is full of thorns, I will take it. It is not for me, but for the more than 40 million innocent Siamese people. "
Wu knew that these words came from his heart. Qiucha was a politician with a conscience. Although he wasn't very smart, he had a good reputation. He said, "In China's Red River Province, there is a middle school student. He is 18 years old and should be taking the college entrance exam this year. His surname is Liu, and his name is Liu Yu. He is the Imperial Uncle of our Shin Myung Province. He is the King's brother-in-law and the younger brother of Queen Liu Yi. He is a very intelligent person. Within the Shin Myung Province, he is known as the current generation's Liu Ji Liu Bowen. Your Chiang Mai Province was taken care of by him alone. The current governor of Chiang Mai Province, Tu Sheng, was a talent he found in a wine shop. The Qing Mei National Army before was completely under his control. With a small force of a thousand people, they were able to wipe out an entire division twice. It was all because of his actions. As long as you can find him, you will definitely find a solution. "
With a bit of doubt and a bit of hope, Qiucha smuggled himself into China from Shin Myung Province and went on a road trip as a tourist. The reason he went on a road trip was because he didn't have a proper identity card. Using the identity of a president to stay in a normal hotel was definitely a serious diplomatic incident.
He found Xiao Yu very smoothly. During lunch, Qiucha found Xiao Yu.
"May I ask if you are Liu Yu?" Qiucha first used a tiger skin as a flag. "I am a friend of Mr. Wu from Shin Myung Province. There are some things that I have no way out of. Mr. Wu recommended Mr. Liu to me. He thinks that Mr. Liu can give me some pointers. Mr. Liu, can you sacrifice a bit of your time to help me?"
Xiao Yu was a very warm-hearted person. When he heard that Qiucha was a friend of Mr. Wu, he more or less gave him some face and agreed to go out with him.
The place where Qiucha invited Xiao Yu to sit was a small restaurant near the river bank not far from the school gate. At noon, there was wine and food, but there were no customers. Sitting in a small booth near the river, one could see the river flowing to the west and then to the east. Gusts of wind blew from the river. It was much more refreshing than being in an air-conditioned room.
Qiucha ordered a few dishes and two bottles of beer.
Xiao Yu did not drink beer. He asked the waiter to bring a bottle of white wine. He completely learned from Chen Weizheng and only drank white wine. As for the beer and red wine, they were too unsatisfying and he directly rejected them.
Qiucha did not know how to drink white wine. The two of them could only drink their white wine and drink their beer.
"My name is Qiucha." Qiucha introduced himself. When he saw Liu Yu's eyebrows move, he knew that he already knew who he was. He continued, "Mr. Liu should already know my identity. Then, Mr. Liu should already know my purpose of looking for you. Mr. Liu should already know more than half of it."
"Mr. President, please don't call me Mr. Liu. I am still a student. You can call me Liu or just call me Liu Yu. I am not used to being called Mr.. Mr. President, you came to look for me. Moreover, it was Premier Wu who introduced you to me. I guess you want to solve the current situation in Siam. You want to know what to do to satisfy my brother-in-law. Am I right? "Xiao Yu said.
When Qiucha heard this, he knew that Wu was not lying. This person was definitely not an ordinary person. His hope that Liu Yu would be able to bring him a solution increased by a few percent.
"Since Mr. Liu is not willing to be called Mr., then I would like to ask Mr. Liu not to call me Mr. President. Just call me Old Qiu. This name is more Chinese." Qiucha said.
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