When Chen Weizheng came back from a walk, he found that the whole family was in the garden, including Zhang Zhengping who released the poisonous gas.
"Weizheng, what did you feed Zhengping? I've never heard of such a smelly shit." Zhang Zhihe said.
"It's a type of detoxification medicine that Grandpa Liu made." Chen Weizheng said.
"Next time you eat this kind of medicine, go to the public restroom." Big Sister Liang said, "Look at this, our whole family can't go home. I think this smell won't go away until noon."
Go to the public restroom? Mom really doesn't have a sense of public morality!
Chen Weizheng said, "Zhengping, you should be more resistant to the smell of your own poop. Go in and open all the windows, it should go away soon."
Zhang Zhengping laughed and quickly rushed into the small building. Then, one window after another was opened, including the balcony door. After a while, Zhang Zhengping quickly ran out of the building. After taking two deep breaths, he said, "It's really smelly. It's hard to imagine that my creation could reach such a high level."
The whole family looked at Zhang Zhengping in surprise. This was the first time he had spoken in a humorous tone.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhang Zhengping noticed that the others were acting strangely and said, "Isn't it just a pile of smelly sh * t? It's not like he did anything earth-shattering. Looking at your eyes, I would have thought that Third Fatty Jin released an atomic bomb!"
"Hehehehe, Third Fatty Jin's atomic bomb is not as smelly as your shit!" Chen Weizheng laughed, "Let's not wait here anymore. Let's just drive out and eat screw powder."
"I agree." Zhang Zhengping said, "I just had a stomach full of shit. I feel like I can eat half a cow."
Big Sister Liang pulled Zhang Zhihe. She could not believe that the one who spoke was her son. That half idiot who spoke half a beat slower and thought half a beat slower. Zhang Zhihe's expression was the same as hers. He also did not understand the situation. Liu Yi clearly knew what was going on. He laughed and pulled Zhang Zhihe and his wife, saying, "Dad and Mom, why are you in a daze? Let's go and eat breakfast."
When they got into the car together, Chen Weizheng asked, "Where are we going to eat?"
Just as Zhang Zhihe was about to speak, Zheng Ping spoke first. "Drive out of the gate and past the east side of the city. You will see a sports center. Beside the sports center, there is a screw powder shop. The taste is not bad, and it is easy to park."
Zhang Zhihe wondered if he had fainted from the smell of his son's feces. He was a little slow and couldn't react properly.
"I want to eat the screw powder with meat in it. I don't like that kind of Luohan powder." Chen Weizheng said.
"No problem. That Vermicelli Restaurant has other kinds of meat, such as pig's feet, duck's feet, steamed pork, and beef brisket." Zhang Zhengping reacted quickly.
Two drops of tears fell from the corners of Big Sister Liang's eyes. The miracle she had been looking forward to for more than ten years had come true! Seeing the tears in the corners of Big Sister Liang's eyes, Zhang Zhihe knew that everything he saw was real. It wasn't that he was slow, but that his son was enlightened! It was as if he was a completely different person.
Under Zhang Zhengping's guidance, the car stopped in front of a screw powder shop. Zhang Zhihe got out and was about to pay for the ticket when the middle-aged ticket seller shouted, "Mayor? Mayor Zhang? "
"Don't shout, don't shout. If you shout a bunch of people out, you won't be able to eat the vermicelli." Zhang Zhihe said.
"Okay okay okay. Mayor, please sit inside. Six bowls of screw powder. Mayor, you give me face and come to my little shop to eat vermicelli. Mayor, let me treat you to a meal. You'll have something to brag about in the future. If people knew that I took your money, I'm afraid that half of Tan City's people would throw me into Rongjiang. "The shop owner was very excited.
"Okay, I agree. You treat me to a bowl. You have to pay for everything else. Is that okay? If not, I'll leave. "Zhang Zhihe said.
"Okay okay okay, whatever mayor says we'll do. Everyone in Tan City knows that if we listen to mayor Zhang, we won't be wrong." The shop owner had a glib tongue. He knew how to get things done.
Zhang Zhengping ate two bowls of screw powder, plus a portion of beef brisket, a piece of pig's feet, two pieces of steamed pork, and three fried eggs. Only then did he feel a bit full. Chen Weizheng also felt inferior. He only ate a bowl of vermicelli, a piece of steamed pork, and a fried egg. That was enough for him.
When Zhang Zhihe walked out of the shop after finishing the vermicelli, he was still recognized by many people. Everyone warmly greeted him, feeling very proud to eat vermicelli with the mayor. Zhang Zhihe also casually talked with the people, appearing very friendly. He even pretended to greet the people in the morning with a hypocritical face.
When he got home, Chen Weizheng took out a bucket of pure water and dissolved it in two spirit pills. He told Zhang Zhengping to drink 500 microliters every morning and to do breathing exercises when he had time. Zhang Zhengping seriously agreed.
Zhang Zhihe and his wife realized that their son's change was not a god or a miracle. It was a good thing done by their son-in-law.
He said goodbye to Zhang Zhihe and his wife. He had to get there today. His mother had already prepared a table of good dishes. He was afraid that her eyes were already looking through. Using the excuse that there were too many things that couldn't fit, he left behind a portion of the things that Jiang Guomin and Huang Qicheng sent over. He told Zhang Zhihe not to be afraid of investigation. With a daughter like Liu Yi, no amount of extravagance would be excessive.
Big Sister Liang laughed: "That's right, that's right. Their own daughter is filial to them. Even if they want to fight corruption, they won't investigate to this extent."
Zhang Zhengping secretly asked Liu Yi: "Sister, how much money do you have?"
"It's definitely enough. Do you want it? I'll give you the New Year's red packet in advance. How about that? "Liu Yi said.
"Okay, that's a good idea!" Zhang Zhengping was very happy.
Hearing the conversation between the siblings, the whole family laughed. Chen Weizheng took out a bank card and handed it to Zhang Zhengping, saying: "Here, there's no red condoms. It'll save you the trouble. The password is six zeros. The account holder is your sister's name. If you feel that it's inconvenient, you can open a card yourself. After you transfer the money, you can return the empty card to your sister. "
"I know. Brother-in-law, can you tell me how much there is in there?" Zhang Zhengping's face was drooling.
"It's enough to buy you a Longshan Yunlong." Chen Weizheng said.
"I don't want a Longshan Yunlong. I like your Longshan Knight. Now that you're driving this small bus, can you drive that Knight for me?" Zhang Zhengping said.
"Okay, when we return to Gu Yi City, you can go to Qingshan Town to get it yourself."
Looking at the backs of Chen Weizheng and Liu Yi's cars leaving, Zhang Zhihe said to Big Sister Liang: "Sometimes I think that if we acknowledge Liu Yi as our daughter, we'll benefit from it. They're the ones who help us. We can't help them at all. It's really shameful."
Big Sister Liang said: "I don't have such thoughts. What do you mean by 'yours' and 'mine'? You government officials only know how to make equivalent exchanges. Sometimes, people don't get along with each other through exchanges. You wouldn't understand even if I told you this. You guys only know how to engage in political battles. I reckon you guys won't understand the literal meaning of 'heart to heart'. "
"You're right!" Zhang Zhihe said: "But we're not as bad as you say. We know what's good and bad."
"Don't just say nice things. I've seen a lot of ugly government officials who don't know what's good and bad!" Big Sister Liang said: "You're still the kind with a little conscience. From the attitude of the customers at the noodles stall just now, I can see that they respect you very much. This year, you've done a lot to revitalize Tan City's economy in Tan City. The commoners have all seen it. Wei Zheng respects the officials who do practical things for the commoners very much. It's completely different for those who take advantage of the commoners. I heard from Xiao Mei that they organized the Harvest Festival and took care of more than thirty cadres in one go without batting an eyelid. "
"Wei Zheng, this guy, is very capable. He has endless methods!" Zhang Zhihe said: "When did he learn how to cultivate? And the effect is not bad. It's as if he's a different person. Did he take a dump and expel the blockage that has accumulated for twenty years? From then on, it became unobstructed. "
"Just ask your son and you'll know." Big Sister Liang said.
Chen Weizheng and Liu Yi got on the highway east of Tan City. They handed the car to Liu Yi at the service area and walked to the back of the car to tidy up the items. A lot of things were unloaded in Tan City and a lot of things were added in Tan City. Big Sister Liang packed a lot of things. Four big boxes of fruits, tangerine, kumquat, blood orange, and grapefruit were all specialties of Tan City. Four boxes of specialty kohlrabi and four big jars of pickled sour fish. She told Chen Weizheng, Secretary Liu's family, Secretary Lan's family, Commander Xiao's family, and Wei Zheng's mother's family, one for each family. Chen Weizheng separated the things and put them in the space one by one. Each one added a twelve-bottle Maotai, a box of American sugar, a fresh mushroom winter bamboo shoot, and wild boar meat.
After tidying up, the car was much more refreshing. At least the traffic police wouldn't find out and punish them for mixing goods with humans.
After getting off the highway, the first stop was Commander Xiao's house in the military region. He didn't particularly miss him, nor was his position in the military particularly important. His bad luck was that the two wasps actually took a dump in the car. Although it wasn't as smelly as Zhang Zhengping, in this small space in the car, it was quite strong. The finger-sized black particles emitted bursts of pungent smell.
It was easy to enter the Red River military region. Chen Weizheng had a military officer certificate and the sergeants on duty were not as strict as the Southern Military Region's logistics department. The car went all the way to the backyard, where the military leaders lived. Commander Xiao, who had already been contacted by phone, was waiting for them at the door.
Xiao Guangyuan's living conditions were the best among the leaders that Chen Weizheng had ever seen. It wasn't that the living conditions were good, but the living conditions were good. Other people lived in lush greenery, but Xiao Guangyuan's place was completely filled with towering ancient trees. The Red River military region had been stationed here since the liberation. After more than sixty years, the saplings that were planted back then had long since grown into towering trees. In this dense forest, there were a dozen or so red brick bungalows scattered about. Xiao Guangyuan lived in the first one by the lake.
Seeing Chen Weizheng carry the two wasps out of the car, the entire residential area boiled with excitement. All the children gathered around. Xiao Guangyuan said, "Kid, you're really something! You really brought them here. Is this a pair? It seems like the female is pregnant! Messenger, call the residential area's manager, Xiao Zhang, to come over and get a certificate. Also, invite an expert to learn how to raise them. If there's a group like this in the residential area, our courtyard will have a great feeling! "
"Dad, what's wrong with you? You've changed your profession and become an animal lover! "A young man's voice came from behind him.
Xiao Guangyuan stood up and said to Chen Weizheng, "This is my son, Xiao Yao."
Xiao Yao was twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old. He wore a neat military uniform with the rank of Captain. His facial features were very similar to Xiao Guangyuan's, but he was more refined and didn't have the domineering aura of Xiao Guangyuan.
"Hello, Brother Xiao." Chen Weizheng called out.
"Alright, Weizheng is my little brother. It's not bad to call him Brother. Xiao Yao, you have to salute Weizheng. Weizheng is a Lieutenant Colonel. His rank is above yours. "Xiao Guangyuan said.
"You're the famous Chen Weizheng?" Xiao Yao saluted.
Chen Weizheng wasn't wearing a military uniform, so it wasn't good for him to return the salute. He only nodded slightly in return and said, "We're brothers, so there's no need to be so courteous. Help carry the things."
"Weizheng, don't make things that are against the law." Xiao Guangyuan said.
"Things that violate the law and discipline? Does the Red River's special grade protected animals count? You've already received them. As for the other things, I don't have them. They're all local specialties. You'll regret it if you don't take them. "Chen Weizheng said.
He got into the car and started to move the things out. As he moved, he introduced them, "Fruits, fresh fruits, tangerine, kumquat, blood orange, kohlrabi, jar of pickled fish. Liu Yi's godmother gave them to you. If you don't want them, I'll take them."
Xiao Guangyuan shouted, "Nonsense, Xiao Liang gave them to me. Why should you take them?"
He then picked up the fresh mushrooms and winter bamboo shoots and wild boar meat. He said, "These are the fresh mushrooms and winter bamboo shoots that the guards picked themselves. If you don't want them, I'll take them too."
"Nonsense! This was prepared for me by my soldiers. You dare to take it away? How dare you! " Commander Xiao was happy and shouted, "Messenger, inform the political commissar and chief of staff to have lunch at our house. The Longshan guards have sent some special dishes. Let's all have a taste."
He took out a Maotai and said, "I'll also give you a bottle of wine. Otherwise, when the political commissar and chief of staff come, will they drink tap water?"
Commander Xiao laughed and said, "There's wine, but it's not as good as yours. Okay, we'll take care of this at noon."
He took out a foam ice box and two glass tap bottles that could hold five to six pounds of wine. There was a green liquid inside.
Xiao Yao asked secretly, "What's this?"
Chen Weizheng told her that there was a bear's paw in the foam ice box. One of the two tap bottles was bear's gall wine and the other was snake's gall wine. This time, the guards got a bear and a snake that weighed eight pounds. If they were talking about things against the law, these things should count.
Finally, she took out a small box of local brown sugar and a small box of American sugar and said, "This is sugar. There's local brown sugar and American sugar. Let's compare and see if the local ones are better or the imported ones."
"Okay, take them in."
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