Liu Lihai was very clear that these secretaries were all experts at changing their direction according to the situation. If they really wanted to play dirty jokes, he was indeed no match for Zhao Hongri. Moreover, he did not like to talk about these things. He felt that it was not a glorious thing to write about the lower half of his body in a book. Besides, such a vulgar thing was not something that a top student like him, who graduated from a famous university, could do. Therefore, he was in a dilemma for a while.
In a place like officialdom, one could either completely break oneself down and melt into it, or completely jump out to play with oneself. The former was easy to form one's own power, while the latter was almost fighting alone. The road to promotion was very slow, and it was very easy to be slandered. In this day and age, slandering oneself was a kind of state, and slandering others was a kind of unbearable grief and indignation. There would always be examples of someone being slandered by the other when the two forces were competing. The simplest case was that he went straight for the lower half of his body, and it was very accurate.
Liu Lihai had been drugged by Liu Liu and Lu Wei. Fortunately, they only needed his body, and did not set a trap to ruin his reputation. Therefore, Liu Lihai could not bear to make fun of the lower half of his body. He could sleep with countless women, but in his heart, he respected them. The desire of the body was a natural need. Besides, every woman was a book. After opening it, you would definitely find that it had a different rhythm. This was also why Liu Lihai cherished Sun Xiaomu and Sister Leng in his heart, but his body was often attracted to other women, including Liu Liu. This woman was extreme in her methods. Generally, when one thing was done to the extreme, the instinctive pleasure was the peak. He knew that Liu Liu was a very complicated and diverse person, but in Liu Liu's extreme pursuit, he was satisfied and full of fun.
In Liu Liu, Liu Lihai could show his most instinctive, most primitive, and even the most cruel side to the fullest. This was not something that Sun Xiaomu and Leng Hongyan could afford to give. In front of them, Liu Lihai was accepted, loved, and respected.
Liu Lihai did not understand why he thought of Liu Liu. In this situation, he should have thought of how to deal with it and how to resist. Why did his soul slip away?
"What do you think? Great Secret Secretary, let's have a round to go with the wine, "Zhao Hongri shouted. There was an arrogance on his face that made Liu Lihai uncomfortable and even dissatisfied, but he naturally stirred up this arrogance all over the floor.
"Brothers, today is a celebratory feast, and also a feast to welcome Brother Zhao. Do you think it's appropriate for me to take the lead and tell a joke? No matter what, we should all support Brother Zhao so that he can drink, talk, and play to his heart's content, right? " Liu Lihai kicked the ball back, and Lao Zhang, who was carried over by him, was the first to clearly support Liu Lihai's decision. He took the lead and said, "Yes, Brother Zhao, let's have a joke, Brother Zhao, let's have a joke. Great Secret Secretary Liu is still a virgin, after all. He has no experience in this kind of thing, right, brothers? "
Although Lao Zhang's words were also very muddled, for Liu Lihai, Lao Zhang had helped him out of trouble. In such a situation, he would not attack others or make these dirty jokes, but he was not willing to get involved. In a muddled situation, this was probably the only thing he could do. This was also the reason why Liu Lihai was often depressed. He often suffered from the stress of having a split personality.
Lao Zhang smiled wickedly. In addition, today's meeting was held for Tan Zhenjie and Meng Anda, the group of secretaries' hearts were clear. They all followed Lao Zhang's words and jeered Zhao Hongri. Of course, this feeling of being surrounded by people was also when Zhao Hongri enjoyed it. For a moment, he was a little carried away. He forgot that his original intention was to embarrass and tease Liu Lihai. He actually opened his mouth and said one.
While everyone's interest was diverted, Liu Lihai secretly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Liu Liu: You are forcing me to drink. Help me out of trouble. Phone call.
It just so happened that Zhao Hongri's dirty joke had finished. To be honest, Liu Lihai felt that it was too vulgar, but he still took the lead to applaud and laugh. His mobile phone rang in the midst of his laughter. He quickly stood up and said, "Brothers, continue, continue. I need to take a call." He quickly left the private room.
"What's wrong? Are you drunk? " Liu Liu's voice was very charming. Liu Lihai was stunned and immediately understood that his asking for help from Liu Liu had already made her misunderstand that his body was galloping after drinking. This was one of the rare times that he took the initiative. How could she miss such an opportunity?
He jumped out of a pit and was about to jump into another pit. "Damn, there are traps everywhere." Liu Lihai cursed in his heart, but he took the initiative to let this woman save him. Now he could only say with a smile, "At the celebration banquet, the brothers are all making a scene."
"Should I come to pick you up?" Liu Liu smiled and answered Liu Lihai's words.
"The secretary is still eating and hasn't left. How dare I leave? See, I forced myself to be forced to drink. " Liu Lihai complained bitterly. He didn't want to see Liu Liu, and he couldn't go to see Liu Liu at this time.
"Then pretend to be in love and go to the side to listen to my sweet talk. This way, you can wait for your secretary and also avoid drinking. " Liu Liu suggested to Liu Lihai. This suggestion sounded good to Liu Lihai, so he walked to the other side of the corridor, just in time to see the restaurant where the secretaries were eating. While answering Liu Liu's call, he stared at the door of the two restaurants without blinking.
The dinner of the secretaries was still going on. In addition to waiting, Liu Lihai, of course, didn't dare to ask when the secretary would end the dinner. While he was answering the phone, Xiao Nie came out. Seeing Liu Lihai standing in the corridor answering the phone, looking happy and sweet, he went back to the private room and said, "The secretary seems to be picking up a girl. It's a hotline. Everyone, go and see."
Originally, they were talking hot-blooded dirty jokes, but when they heard the real-life version of a call to pick up a girl, they all became more excited, especially Zhao Hongri, who walked out of the private room casually and walked straight to Liu Lihai. He had to lower his voice and say, "Be good, listen to me. I'm here with a guest. Be good, stop fooling around and wait for me." Saying that, he was about to hang up, but Zhao Hongri had already rushed in front of him and said with a smile, "Did you pick up a girl?"
"Brother Zhao, don't joke around. It's my girlfriend. She's in a bad mood." Liu Lihai said with a dry smile. Because the phone was not hung up, Liu Liu heard it all. Although Liu Lihai was acting, for some reason, when he heard him admit that he was his girlfriend in front of others, he actually felt very happy, very impulsive, and even a complicated feeling of missing this man.
Liu Liu couldn't help but say loudly on the phone, "No, no, hurry up and come over."
Liu Lihai looked at Zhao Hongri embarrassedly and smiled, "Brother Zhao, this, I …"
"I understand, I understand, we are all experienced people, all experienced people." Zhao Hongri said and patted Liu Lihai's shoulder heavily, then turned around and walked to the private room. At this time, the couple was whispering sweet nothings. If he did not leave, it would be too indecent and too insensible. If word got out, Zhao Hongri would not be able to afford to lose face. He originally wanted to hit this young man. Throughout the night, this young man had been compromising, giving in, and did not even avoid him on the phone when the couple quarreled. If he continued to make trouble, it would be too outrageous.
As soon as Zhao Hongri returned to the private room, he said to his brothers, "Haha, the big secret is to coax the girl. That girl even said on the phone, 'No, no, you have to come early, come early'. "He imitated a woman's voice and gestured flirtatiously, but also ambiguously lit up the atmosphere. Because it was a real version of flirting, and it was Liu Lihai's flirting, everyone was naturally more enthusiastic about such gossip. One after another, they guessed who Liu Lihai's girlfriend was, and how he lost his girlfriend after drinking at night, and so on.
When Liu Lihai walked into the private room, everyone's laughter was even louder. He knew that everyone was laughing, but he pretended to be dumb and said, "Who told the joke that made you guys so happy?"
As soon as Liu Lihai's words fell, Zhao Hongri laughed even more fiercely, and said shamelessly, "Brother, isn't that girl very beautiful when you pick her up? Let's change it to broaden our horizons. "
When Zhao Hongri teased Liu Lihai, Little Nie and Little Qi didn't go along, but the others laughed. This detail made Liu Lihai immediately understand that Zhao Hongri was no longer liked by Little Nie and Little Qi. Such a man who was too flamboyant, and directly sold his desire for women, was probably not someone who was willing to be associated with a man who was really ambitious. Previously, when Wu Haotian's secretary, Lu Xiaoyang, had ideas about Sun Xiaomu, didn't he get warned by Sun Xiaomu? If Zhao Hongri knew that his ex-girlfriend was Sun Xiaomu, would he still dare to laugh like this? Of course, it was fortunate that he wasn't calling Sun Xiaomu, but Liu Liu. It didn't matter to Liu Lihai what he said about Liu Liu. If he said that about Sun Xiaomu, Liu Lihai thought that he would definitely be angry, and the atmosphere that he had endured for the whole night would definitely be destroyed by his impulsiveness.
"Brother Zhao, don't laugh at me. To this day, I am a single brother, all alone and destitute. Please let me off. " Liu Lihai begged for mercy. At this time, he could only continue to lower his posture, but at the same time, he was very clear that Zhao Hongri had lost the first test of entering Jiangnan, which meant that Tan Zhenjie had lost the first battle of entering Jiangnan. What kind of person he was, everyone would know clearly by looking at the people or friends around him. It seemed that his tactics today were right. One push, one yield, one lift, and one step, and he made Zhao Hongri dizzy.
At this time, Liu Lihai's cell phone rang again. Zhao Hongri smiled even more wickedly and said, "Brother, the hard work is coming. Go and accompany your girl. If other brothers have nothing to do, let's change places and continue drinking. It's my treat. "
As soon as Zhao Hongri's words fell, not only Liu Lihai, but also Little Qi and Little Nie were stunned. Had this Zhao Hongri's drinking reached the level of indulgence? He had just arrived in Jiangnan, and he was so careless to invite his brothers to continue drinking. Did their master not need them to serve him?
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