Jiang Chen was running errands and received a special order. He ran to a resident's building.
He saw a pretty (but a little fat) girl with a walking stick. She seemed to have injured her leg and was standing downstairs at a loss.
Jiang Chen ran over. "Hello, are you the one who ordered this errand?"
When the girl saw Jiang Chen, she nodded repeatedly as if she had been pardoned. "Yes, I ordered this errand."
"What's the specific service?"
Jiang Chen didn't look carefully before and only cared about running. When he looked down at his phone, he was so scared that he peed his pants!
"What? Carry you upstairs? "
Jiang Chen was stunned.
The girl pointed at the elevator with her walking stick. "Yes, the elevator is broken. Didn't you see?"
Jiang Chen took a closer look.
Damn, the elevator was indeed broken.
There was a sign on it that said it was under repair.
"But that won't do?"
The handsome guy scratched his head.
Jiang Chen asked, "Which floor do you live on? Which floor do you want to go to? "
The girl said, "The 28th floor!"
Jiang Chen was so scared that he peed his pants!
"Oh my god? What did you say? I'll carry you up to the 28th floor? "
Jiang Chen looked up and down at the girl who was about 130 pounds. He was shocked.
Although he was a worker, it was a little too much to carry this girl up to the 28th floor for a mere 16 yuan errand fee, wasn't it?
Jiang Chen waved his hand repeatedly. "No, no. Girl. I only earned 16 yuan from you as an errand fee, and you want me to carry you up to the 28th floor? That's impossible! "
After saying that, Jiang Chen wanted to cancel the order and turn around to leave.
The girl was also anxious. "Hey, you're my only hope! My elevator is broken and I can't go home. I just came back from the hospital and I'm counting on you to carry me up. Let me tell you, if you don't help me, I'll give you a bad review! "
Jiang Chen: "…"
He didn't really care if he got a bad review or not.
But if he didn't get a five-star review, he definitely wouldn't get a special reward for this order!
What should he do?
Jiang Chen began to scratch his head.
He suddenly had a bold idea.
"Alright, I'll think of something for you. Don't move!"
Jiang Chen coughed and pointed at the girl.
The girl nodded.
Jiang Chen shouted towards the hall, "There's a chance to have intimate contact with this beautiful girl. Who wants it?"
He handed the girl a piece of paper and asked her to open it in front of everyone.
The girl slowly unfolded the paper.
It was written on the paper: Intimate contact, 200 yuan per session!
The girls laughed and blushed!
What was going on?
Many men who were passing by saw this strange thing and gathered around.
"Damn, what's wrong, Fatty Four?"
"What's going on?"
"This girl? She looks good, but she's a little fat. "
"Intimate contact, 200 per session?"
Jiang Chen said loudly, "Our girl is giving everyone a chance. Whoever gives me 200 will have a chance to carry her to the 28th floor! You only have one chance. First come, first serve! "
The girl is shy ~ ~
However, the men's blood was boiling.
"I'll go, I want it!"
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
"200 yuan per session, right? Here you go! "
"I've been in the womb for more than 20 years, and I've never had a chance to have intimate contact with a girl!"
At this moment ~ ~
A deliveryman, who had known Jiang Chen before, came up to him with a slide kick.
"I'll do it ~ ~"
He slid in front of Jiang Chen and hugged Jiang Chen's thigh. He cried, "Brother Jiang! You have to leave this opportunity for me! I've never had any contact with a girl since I was born! The worst was in high school. I didn't even touch a girl's hand once. You must take care of me for this opportunity, okay? "
Jiang Chen looked troubled. "But, this, someone has already taken it."
"I'll give you 400 yuan!"
The delivery boy made up his mind.
Jiang Chen immediately waved his hand. "Okay, okay! It's you! Everyone, let's go. Someone has already taken it. It's him! "
Many men mocked him resentfully.
"With such a small body, can you carry her up to the 28th floor?"
"Brother, be careful of your body. I think you can't do it!"
"Brother, is there such a good deal? The kind that can get you intimate contact with a girl for 200 yuan? "
Jiang Chen saw that they were jealous and unwilling to give up. He took out another piece of paper. "Come, come, come. Write down your contact information. Fill up this piece of paper. As long as there's a chance, I'll contact you one by one. "
The group of people swarmed forward and quickly filled up the paper.
The delivery boy sneered and walked to the fat girl's side. "Let's go!"
He really could do it!
Although he looked thin and weak, the delivery boy was indeed strong.
He carried the girl all the way up the stairs.
Jiang Chen took the 400 yuan and helped the girl carry her crutches. He walked in front happily.
There was no need to mention how awesome this deal was!
But ~ ~
After walking up two floors ~ ~
The delivery boy, who was enjoying himself at the beginning, was panting from exhaustion.
He had overestimated his ability.
"Brother Jiang, I, I can't take it anymore!"
The deliveryman whined, "Can, can't you save me?"
Jiang Chen was speechless. "You can't take it anymore? How can a man say that? Besides, the girl on your back is so delicate and pretty. Is she that heavy? What do you mean by this? "
The girl on the delivery boy's back was also angry.
Am I that heavy?
You're already like this?
The delivery boy said bitterly, "I really can't carry her anymore."
Jiang Chen curled his lips. "You paid for it. Don't you want to enjoy it to the end?"
"I, I don't have the fortune to enjoy it!"
The delivery boy put the girl down.
I'm dog-tired ~ ~
He dropped her and ran away! The girl was speechless.
She looked at Jiang Chen. "What should we do? We've only walked up four floors. "
Jiang Chen smiled. "Don't worry. I still have a lot of spare tires. "
He took out a piece of paper. Jiang Chen had already thought of this step. He asked the men who wanted to "take over" to write down their contact information.
Jiang Chen took out his phone and dialed the second number.
"Hello? Do you still want to carry the girl? We're on the fourth floor. Hurry up and come up! 200! Yes, I'll charge you 200! "
Ten seconds later ~ ~
A man rushed up and stuffed 200 yuan into Jiang Chen's hands. Without saying anything, he carried the girl on his back.
Jiang Chen: "Hehe ~ ~"
The girl: "…"
Why do I feel like I've become a heartless money-making machine?
Being sold here and there by this errand boy?
Jiang Chen watched as the man carried the girl up another six floors.
In the end ~
This man couldn't take it anymore!
What a good-for-nothing! What a good-for-nothing!
This man was also crippled by the girl!
130 kilograms. The big picture was more important!
The man couldn't take it anymore. He said to Jiang Chen, "I can't take it anymore. I can't carry her anymore. Let me go."
Jiang Chen waved his hand. "Put her down. You can go."
The man retreated as if he had been pardoned.
Jiang Chen took out the piece of paper and called the second person.
The second person ran to the tenth floor, paid Jiang Chen 200 yuan, and continued to carry the girl on his back.
It was called "intimate contact".
What a pity ~
This man's stamina was also limited.
When he reached the fifteenth floor, he couldn't carry the girl anymore. He lay on the ground and stuck out his tongue. He was as tired as a dog.
Jiang Chen shrugged and continued to make calls.
The third man rushed to the fifteenth floor. Jiang Chen continued to charge 200 yuan. The girl continued to go upstairs and carry him.
On the nineteenth floor, the third man ran out of battery. He was as tired as a dog.
The third man kept up. Jiang Chen received 200 yuan!
Just like that ~ ~
Under the relay of one man after another, they finally reached the twenty-eighth floor!
Jiang Chen still hadn't had enough. He held a thick stack of cash in his hand ~ ~ ~
You won't believe me even if I tell you.
This girl had made Jiang Chen earn more than two thousand yuan with just one vote!
Jiang Chen: This is business acumen! Do you understand?
The fat girl finally reached home. She was extremely excited. She pulled Jiang Chen and chattered, "Thank you so much."
Jiang Chen waved casually. "Five-star review. Don't forget!"
The girl immediately took out her phone and was about to give Jiang Chen a five-star review.
Suddenly ~ ~
The girl suddenly thought of something and burst into tears!
Jiang Chen: "??? What's wrong? "
The girl pointed at her foot. "I was in a hurry and forgot to ask the doctor to put a cast on it!"
Jiang Chen: "…"
The man's expression changed drastically. "…"
Goodbye!
She wanted to run away!
The girl shouted from behind, "I beg you, please carry me down. I still have to go back to the hospital to get a cast. "
However, Jiang Chen was energized. He decisively took out his phone and called the man behind him!
The girl had changed?
She wanted to go downstairs again?
That's easy!
The intimate contact business was about to start again!
Hehe, there were still profits to be made this time!
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