On the way to deliver a package, Jiang Chen walked to a remote road and suddenly saw a short-haired girl walking towards him.
Then …
A motorcycle silently sped over from afar.
When it stopped in front of the girl, two men suddenly got off the motorcycle.
One in front and one behind, they surrounded the girl.
One of them strangled the girl from behind, took out a knife, and pressed it against her throat.
It happened so suddenly that the girl was so scared that she didn't dare to speak …
She trembled.
When Jiang Chen saw the situation, he immediately sped up and rushed towards the two of them.
How dare you rob a girl in broad daylight?
Do you think that law and justice don't exist?
Unexpectedly, the man in front walked in front of the girl and smiled coldly. "Do you want money or sex?"
The girl said in a trembling voice, "I, I want money!"
The next second!
The other man said, "Give it to her!"
The man in front took out 100 yuan and stuffed it into the girl's hand!
The man behind said in a deep voice, "Let's go, next!"
The girl was stunned!
Who, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Jiang Chen was speechless.
He laughed until he cried!
What was going on?
But did you think that was the end of it?
Not at all!
The girl took the 100 yuan and suddenly chased after the two men.
"Wait! You two! "
The two men were a little nervous. They turned around and shouted, "What are you doing? We didn't steal your money. We even gave you 100 yuan! Even if we call the police, the police won't think that we broke the law! "
The girl looked excited and shook her head vigorously. "No, no. That's not what I meant. I want to ask you … "
She smiled and grabbed a man's hand. "What if I want to be lecherous?"
The two men were scared out of their wits.
They were trembling.
The two of them turned around and fled frantically.
"Don't chase after us!"
"That's right. Let us go. We're still young! We're just muddle-headed! "
The girl chased after them. "It's not easy to meet someone who dares to rape me. I've been in my mother's womb for 30 years. Haha, today's my first meal."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
He laughed until he cried.
These days, it was really …
Wasn't it too crazy?
Boys on the streets, you must pay attention to protect yourself.
Otherwise, they would be eaten by those little sheep girls!
How terrifying was that?
Jiang Chen was so scared that he shivered. He hurriedly rode his electric bike home.
.....
Jiang Chen and Xiao Guo were having dinner.
Little Guo had recently fallen in love. He was like a bootlicker, licking his girlfriend every day.
He was sending a voice message to his girlfriend again.
Jiang Chen was eating when Xiao Guo's phone rang.
"It's the voice of the goddess!"
Little Guo was extremely excited and said to Jiang Chen in delight, "Big Brother Chen! Recently, I met a goddess! The fried chicken was beautiful! He had a special temperament! She was especially cold and aloof. I simply fell into the river of love and couldn't extricate myself! Show you? Take a look? "
He showed the photo to Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen glanced at Little Guo's WeChat. That "goddess" profile picture …
(⑨ ▽ ̄ ~) Tsk ~ ~!
He shook his head.
That's it?
She could be called a goddess?
In Jiang Chen's rating system, this was at most 80 points, okay?
Jiang Chen expressed his disdain.
Perhaps it was because Jiang Chen had seen too many goddesses and had too many beautiful women around him. They were all outstanding. Jiang Chen didn't like ordinary women at all. Even many so-called goddesses and famous beauties were like feces in Jiang Chen's eyes.
Jiang Chen instantly lost interest and continued eating.
Little Guo was like a male cat in spring. He impatiently opened WeChat.
The goddess sent a voice message.
He pressed it.
"Recently, Fruit 13 has been released again."
The goddess just said that coldly without any beginning or end.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
As expected, Little Guo immediately pressed it and started to chat.
"Haha, do you want Fruit 13? I'll buy it for you now. Tomorrow, it will arrive tomorrow. Let's go on a date? I'll send it to you. "
Who knew …
The goddess sent a voice message. "No need, you can ask the seller to send it to me directly. I have something to do tomorrow, so I might not be able to go on a date. Remember, I only want the top 512G and 12888. Don't send the low-quality trash. "
Jiang Chen frowned.
"12888? Don't send the cheap trash? "
"What kind of goddess is this? Are you a bootlicker? "
Jiang Chen asked Little Guo with a cold face.
Little Guo didn't care about answering Jiang Chen. Instead, he sat there and sent a voice message.
"Okay! Baby, my salary this month is 11000, but I can borrow money to buy it for you. I'll send it to you tomorrow. I miss you! MUA~~”
Hearing Little Guo's humble tone, Jiang Chen snatched the phone and threw it aside.
Little Guo was confused. "What's wrong? Brother Chen? "
Jiang Chen said coldly, "It's useless for you to suck up to her like this! Haven't you heard? She asked you to buy a 12888 phone, but she didn't even give you a chance to go on a date. Do you think there's hope if you continue like this? "
Little Guo was also distressed. "Brother Chen, I'm not really stupid. I understand what you mean. But I'm not as handsome as you, and I'm not as rich as you. Tell me, what else can I do other than suck up to such a goddess? "
Jiang Chen smiled faintly. "Actually, let me tell you, the more beautiful a woman is, the less money you need to spend. You can easily get her without spending a single cent!"
Little Guo: "How is that possible? Without spending a single cent? Me? "
Jiang Chen sneered. "That's right. Do you want to make a bet with me? I can let you get this woman within a week! "
Little Guo's admiring eyes immediately locked onto Jiang Chen. He knelt down and cried bitterly. "Brother Chen! I really need your help. If you can help me get this woman, I'm willing to be your bootlicker … No, your lackey! "
Jiang Chen: "Aren't you now?"
Little Guo: "…"
Jiang Chen didn't say anything. He picked up his phone and started to operate it. He gave Xiao Guo some instructions. "Go ahead! Go find her! "
Little Guo: "… Will this work?"
Jiang Chen sneered. "If it doesn't work, you don't have to return it to me! Go. "
Little Guo nodded and immediately called the goddess. "Do you want to meet?"
The goddess refused without hesitation. "I have something to do!"
Little Guo's face was bitter. "What should I do? Brother Chen, I'm so useless. I can't even ask the goddess out! "
Jiang Chen snatched his phone, took a screenshot of Zhiqibao, and sent it over.
Apart from the picture, he also left a sentence.
"If you don't want to come, then forget it!"
Little Guo was uneasy. "Brother Chen, don't you think your tone is too harsh and make the goddess angry? What if we break up? "
Jiang Chen said lightly, "Don't worry. 3.2.1！”
Before he finished speaking, Little Guo's phone rang.
It was the goddess.
The goddess was extremely enthusiastic. "Ah? Mr. Guo? I'm sorry. I was too busy before and neglected you. You won't be angry with me, right? "
Little Guo was dumbfounded.
This was the first time the goddess had been so nice to him since he met her.
Loser, flattered!
He couldn't figure it out!
Why?
Why is this happening?
Why did the goddess change her attitude toward me after Brother Chen reprimanded her?
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