After two days, Jiang Chen returned.
Wang Yubing was trying to trick Jiang Chen again.
She waved her fair hand and pointed at the back of her hand.
"Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen, what is this to me?"
"This is your hand."
"This is the back of my hand!"
Wang Yubing blinked like a little fox and pointed at her little jojo. "What is this to me?"
Jiang Chen replied, "This is your foot."
"Wrong! This is the back of my foot! "
Jiang Chen: "???"
'Do young girls nowadays like to play tricks so much?'
Wang Yubing pointed at Jiang Chen. "Okay, what are you to me?"
According to the usual routine, if Jiang Chen didn't think, he would say …
"I'm your man!"
This way, the girl could take the opportunity to pounce on the boy …
Therefore, boys must pay attention to protecting themselves when they are outside.
He had to prevent himself from being tricked by a pretty girl like Wang Yubing who was full of tricks!
Jiang Chen didn't even give it a second thought.
"I'm your father!"
Wang Yubing was stunned. Her mind was in a mess!
'Why aren't you following the routine?'
Jiang Chen: 'Domineering! Domineering! '
Wang Yubing was a little angry with Jiang Chen.
In the morning, this little brat started to cause trouble again.
Jiang Chen heard a bang in the kitchen, as if something had been broken.
"Jiang Chen, come here."
Jiang Chen heard it and walked over.
"What's going on? What's wrong? "
Wang Yubing was cleaning up in the kitchen. She said angrily, "Jiang Chen, let's change the washing machine."
Jiang Chen: "???" Why do we have to change the washing machine? "
Wang Yubing spread her hands and said, "Because our washing machine is too loud! It makes clanging sounds when we wash clothes. It's very difficult to use … "
Jiang Chen was puzzled. "??? That's not right. There's no washing machine in the kitchen. You're washing clothes in the kitchen? "
Wang Yubing blushed. "You don't do any work anyway!"
Jiang Chen: "Is there a problem with the washing machine? Let me have a look. "
Wang Yubing stopped Jiang Chen. "No, no! Because the washing machine was too difficult to use. So … Look, I accidentally broke another plate just now! "
Embarrassed, she took out a broken plate!
Jiang Chen was speechless.
(_ _ _ □ ′) _ _ _ _ _ _!
So, the broken plate is also the washing machine's pot?
Awesome!
Thumbs up for you!
Lower your head to Shuai Guo!
Wang Yubing was in a good mood today. She asked Jiang Chen, "Jiang Chen, tell me, which habit of mine do you hate the most after we have lived together for so long?"
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.
Was this elder sister agitated?
In the past, she never allowed Jiang Chen to say anything bad about her!
As for giving an opinion?
That was even more impossible!
In Wang Yubing's words, this little fairy had no flaws at all? What? Bad habit? Taking was even more impossible! It would never exist in this lifetime!
Did the sun rise from the west today?
Why did she become so humble?
The opportunity was here, hehe!
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. I just have a habit. I think it's a bad habit! You must change it in the future! "
“？？？”
Wang Yubing asked curiously, "Really? What bad habit do I have? "
Jiang Chen said nonsense in a serious manner, "If you want to take a shower, just take a shower. Why did you close the door?"
Wang Yubing was stunned and stared at Jiang Chen for a while.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Chen turned around and ran.
Wang Yubing chased after him. "You pervert! You pervert! "
Jiang Chen burst out laughing. He had already slipped away …
.....
"Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen!"
Jiang Chen was playing games on the sofa. Wang Yubing ran over and handed Jiang Chen a mobile phone.
"What is this?"
"I developed a small game according to the introduction on the Internet."
Wang Yubing said with a smile, "You just need to press the start button and it will turn. Then, you can give me the same treatment wherever I transfer to, okay? "
Jiang Chen didn't know what was going on. He wanted to see more clearly, but Wang Yubing stopped him and pressed the start button.
"Hey, don't be so wishy-washy. Hurry up and start."
Jiang Chen was stunned.
"Damn, what's going on?"
He saw a dialog box pop up on Wang Yubing's mobile phone. The screen looked like a slot machine, with all kinds of pictures spinning crazily on it.
Jiang Chen looked at it and burst out laughing.
The rewards on the screen were really varied.
1: Bag 2: Dior lipstick 3: Audi R8
4: Branded cosmetics worth more than 10,000 yuan 5: Watch 6: 8888 red packet
7: Five cents 8: One week trip to Europe!
Jiang Chen: "???"
Kid, do you have a lot of question marks?
What is this?
Why do I have to choose one of these items for you?
Wang Yubing said with a smile, "It's fun, right? I saw it on the Internet and downloaded it. You promised me, so you have to fulfill your promise. No matter what you choose, you have to give it to me. "
Jiang Chen: (?? □ ′)? (? ━?!
You're playing Dragon Ball?
After collecting all the items, you have to summon the Dragon God? Bah, me? Fulfill one of your wishes?
Only a fool would give it to you.
Wang Yubing was proud!
This was a divine artifact on the Internet!
Eight Gates Golden Lock Formation!
Except for the five cents, the rest were fatal!
If you were not careful, you would die!
Hehe … I'm really smart!
Jiang Chen's eyes turned, and a plan came to his mind.
The opportunity to tease Wang Yubing came again.
He reacted quickly, and his reflexes were three times faster.
He stopped at one point!
The icon was very eye-catching, and it stopped at the five cents!
Wang Yubing's eyes widened like copper bells!
Her ears pricked up like antennas!
There were a total of eight options …
Any one of them was very deceptive, except for the five cents!
The five cents was also set up to tease Jiang Chen, so that Jiang Chen wouldn't complain that it was unfair and that there was no way out.
Who knew …
Jiang Chen actually had the ability to get the five cents?
Jiang Chen took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and threw it to Wang Yubing, who was staring at him in shock, "Okay, five cents! I'll give it to you. Let's go. "
Wang Yubing rushed up. "Jiang Chen! I'll give you five kicks! "
.....
Little Li ran to Jiang Chen, and the two of them walked outside and chatted.
"Brother Chen, have you seen the video that went viral on the Internet recently?"
Jiang Chen: "??? What video? "
"It's a female dance teacher who taught students to dance in the dance training school in the Imperial Capital. It's viral!"
Little Li was very excited and took out his phone. "You really didn't see it? The loss is too great. In that video, the dance teacher was really beautiful and fairy-like. My wife said that she was moved when she saw it. She danced so well. "
Jiang Chen took the phone and looked at it, and he was stunned.
On the phone, a video was sent to him …
In the video, it was a class in an art training school.
A beautiful teacher in a dance costume with long hair was dancing with the students.
The background music was playing behind her …
That beautiful teacher was really too beautiful and had too much temperament. Especially when matched with her dance, her beautiful figure gracefully danced with an extremely strong sense of rhythm. The artistic beauty had completely molded into an incomparably elegant fairy.
Little Li was watching from the side, and he was about to drool.
The comment section on the side was also exploding.
"Wow! So awesome! If I have a girlfriend like her, I can skip meals every day! "
"Goddess! She's definitely a goddess! "
"I've only watched this video 101 times!"
"How can she be so awesome? Her figure is too good, right? "
"The key is her looks, 360 degrees without any blind spots! There's absolutely no filter! "
"Who, who is this person?"
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.
Little Li chattered on the side, "Brother Chen, let me ask you, isn't she awesome? This video has only been released for 24 hours, but it has been watched more than 8 million times, liked more than 1 million times, and forwarded more than 100,000 times! Compared to such a top-notch goddess, 99.999% of the women in the world are no match for her. "
Jiang Chen was speechless.
Little Li continued to sigh, "Sigh, if I could see such a beauty in person, I would be willing to eat ten pounds of history!"
At this moment …
Jiang Chen's phone rang.
Wang Yubing's voice sounded, "Hello? Where are you? "
Jiang Chen said indifferently, "I was just with my friend, and I happened to be downstairs at your school."
"Okay."
Wang Yubing said excitedly, "Then let's go home together today?"
Jiang Chen hung up.
Little Li smiled evilly, "Brother Chen. There's a new fish in the fish pond? Hehe, but this time I don't envy you at all. Because no matter what your female companion is like, she's definitely not as good as my dream goddess! "
Before he could finish his sentence …
A beautiful goddess walked to Jiang Chen's side and said with a smile, "You've been waiting for a while, right? Jiang Chen? Let's go home? "
Little Li turned his head!
'F * ck!
It's actually …
The beautiful dancing goddess in the video? '
Little Li was petrified on the spot!
Petrified!
He had just said …
"I would be willing to eat ten pounds of history if I could see her in person!"
"No matter what your woman looks like, I won't envy her because she's definitely not as beautiful as my dream lover!"
'F * ck!'
This beautiful woman who smiled at Jiang Chen and said that she wanted to go home with him, wasn't she the dream lover that he had been thinking about day and night?
Little Li's heart was hurt by 10,000 tons!
Jiang Chen glanced at the dumbstruck Little Li, took Wang Yubing's hand, and said angrily, "Get in the car!"
Wang Yubing was shy and timid. She got into Jiang Chen's car with a beautiful smile, "What shall we eat tonight? I'll make you pork trotters? "
Jiang Chen said indifferently, "Whatever, it's fine!"
He winked at Little Li and drove away.
Little Li stood there in a daze for a full ten minutes!
He was like a clay statue!
A girl passed by and asked her mother curiously, "Mom, why is this uncle crying?"
Her mother hurriedly pulled the little girl away. "Uncle is sad …"
Little Li woke up from his dream and suddenly hugged his head and cried bitterly!
He felt sorry for himself for three minutes!
The goddess of his dreams was just an ordinary mermaid in Jiang Chen's fish pond!
'How could I f * cking forget? 'The goddess is all Brother Chen's!
'I can only look up to her!'
'Sob ~ ~'
O (? _?) o
He suddenly let out a howl!
"I want to eat sh * t! Ten pounds! Don't stop me! "
"I want to remember this! A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, a dog travels a thousand miles to eat sh * t! The goddess is all Brother Chen's! I'm only worthy of eating sh * t! "
The mother and daughter were frightened and quickly ran away …
"This person is crazy! Let's go. "
The people around also quickly ran away, afraid that they would not be able to avoid Little Li who had gone berserk …
Jiang Chen snickered.
'Who told you to watch videos of beautiful women and let your imagination run wild …
'I'll give you 100,000 tons of damage!'
'The beauty is all mine!'
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