Jiang Chen received a new errand order.
It was a little weird.
The order was: [I'm so outstanding, but I don't have a boyfriend. I hope you can help me find a blind date for me.]
Blind date?
That would do!
Jiang Chen had a lot of people he could go on blind dates with.
He'd take this task!
He made a call.
"Hello, I'm your errand boy. I've received your order. I see that your order is to find a man to go on a blind date with, right?"
"Yes." An arrogant girl's voice came from the other end.
Jiang Chen's first reaction was that this girl was probably a cold goddess.
"I have a lot of single men on hand, but I need to know your relevant information and requirements for men first. What do you think?"
"Okay, then let's meet at the coffee shop in the sky garden on the third floor of Landscape Huating. The environment there is elegant and tasteful. The view outside is good, overlooking the park, and the air is good."
Jiang Chen: "???"
Elegant?
Tasteful?
In Jiang Chen's mind, the image of the client girl became clearer and clearer.
She must be a great beauty with good temperament, fair skin, long legs, high requirements, high education …
"Okay, it's settled. Landscape Huating, right? I'll be there in half an hour."
"Yes."
He hung up the phone.
Jiang Chen rode his bicycle all the way to the destination.
Twenty minutes later …
Jiang Chen arrived at Landscape Huating and went all the way to the coffee shop in the sky garden on the third floor.
"Hello, I'm here."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes."
"Okay, take your time."
Jiang Chen found a good seat, sat down, ordered a cup of coffee, and waited.
During this time, several coffee waitresses came over shyly to ask for his WeChat, but they were all rejected by Jiang Chen.
However, this cold attitude still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of these girls. They kept watching from afar, talking and whispering.
Soon, the phone rang.
"Hello, I'm here."
"I'm at table 12, by the side of the building."
Soon, Jiang Chen saw a very ordinary-looking girl with only 6 points in appearance and wearing strange clothes coming over.
How should he put it?
Her clothes seemed to be in the style of the urban-rural area, or the style of the ten years backward.
As for high heels … Her thick toes revealed a long, long leg. There was no sense of beauty at all.
Jiang Chen just glanced at her and didn't care.
Because he felt that she was just a passerby.
In the end …
After asking the waiter, the woman came to Jiang Chen's table under the guidance of the waiter.
Jiang Chen: "???"
He was at a loss.
Who was this guy?
The woman asked, "The errand boy I called, was it you?"
Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment. This arrogant voice was exactly the same as the one on the phone. Only then did he react.
"You mean to find a man for a blind date?"
"Yes."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
He must be blind!
What happened to her fair skin and beautiful looks?
Wasn't she supposed to be a cold goddess?
In the end, you gave me something like this?
You're so ugly. Who gave you the right to be arrogant?
"Ahem …" Jiang Chen adjusted his face and accepted reality. "Hello, my name is Jiang Chen. I'm the errand boy who took your order."
"Hello …"
"How should I address you?"
"My name is Chen Xinyan."
She glanced at Jiang Chen and said regretfully, "You're quite handsome, but unfortunately, you're just an errand boy. I guess you don't have much money and don't deserve me."
Jiang Chen: "Hmm?"
He was shocked.
I don't deserve you?
A girl from the urban-rural fringe?
He was speechless.
I'd like to see what's so good about you that you have such high standards!
Jiang Chen smiled. "Hello, Miss Chen. I need to know about your personal situation, education, family income, and so on."
Chen Xinyan: "I'm from Gaocheng Polytechnic Institute and graduated with a bachelor's degree. My family has a good cultural background. My father is an employee of a state-owned enterprise and my mother is a dormitory manager."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
She had a good cultural background?
What the hell was a dormitory manager?
Jiang Chen didn't have the energy to complain. He continued weakly, "By the way, what are your requirements for a blind date?"
Chen Xinyan said confidently, "I want to find a young and handsome man."
Jiang Chen: "…"
She was so ugly, but she still dared to be so confident. It was rare!
Jiang Chen thought that this must be a very talented woman with good taste.
Forget it, let's not ask anymore. Let's get the real deal first.
Jiang Chen thought about the young and handsome men around him. There were quite a lot of them.
"Okay, I'll arrange one for you."
Jiang Chen called Wang Quan of Megrez Law Firm. "Is there a single man in the firm? Arrange a blind date for me. Now, right away."
Wang Quan: "There are a few single men. I'll arrange it for you right away."
Jiang Chen: "Okay, the address is the coffee shop on the third floor of Landscape Huating. Be there in half an hour."
Jiang Chen's words caused chaos in the law firm.
Very quickly, three young, single men from the law firm were sent out.
Jiang Chen hung up the phone and said to Chen Xinyan, "I've already arranged it."
After thinking about it, Jiang Chen asked the waiter to arrange a table with fruit plates and drinks for the blind date later.
In the end …
At this time, Chen Xinyan sat down and began to fork a piece of cut fruit directly into her mouth. She chewed it directly, making chewing sounds.
Jiang Chen: "Hmm???"
He couldn't help but frown.
"Miss Chen, please have some manners. When you eat, don't be too fussy. Be more elegant."
Chen Xinyan nodded modestly. "I understand. Thank you for your advice … Then I'll eat another piece."
Then … she forked another piece and put it into her mouth!
Jiang Chen was stunned and couldn't help but say, "The man hasn't arrived yet. Don't you think it's a little impolite to eat so much now?"
Chen Xinyan was surprised. "But didn't the waiter just say that I can eat?"
Jiang Chen: "…"
.....
Under the auspices of Jiang Chen, the blind date girl Chen Xinyan and the handsome single Xiao Zhou of Megrez Law Firm finally met.
The other two handsome single lawyers from Megrez Law Firm, Xiao Liu and Xiao He, stood behind Jiang Chen and watched the blind date.
Xiao Liu: "Big Boss Jiang, who is this woman? Is she your relative? "
Jiang Chen felt disgusted. "If I had such a relative, I'd probably want to slap her to death! If I hadn't taken her errand order, I would have left long ago. "
Xiao He was puzzled. "This woman is very ordinary. Is she very rich? Otherwise, where does her confidence come from? "
Jiang Chen: "That's what I'm curious about."
At this time …
Xiao Zhou's first impression of Chen Xinyan was that she looked ordinary. However, he felt that he could continue to get to know her, so he brought out the enthusiasm of a blind date.
However, Chen Xinyan didn't appreciate Xiao Zhou's enthusiasm.
First, they introduced themselves to each other.
10 seconds later, Chen Xinyan began to look at him with disdain. "Your education level isn't high."
Xiao Zhou was surprised. "I graduated from Huaqing University with a master's degree in politics and law. How can my education level be bad?"
Chen Xinyan said proudly, "I don't think it's good enough. My score was 582 points at that time, so I can definitely apply for Local 211. However, I came to Beijing to find a tall, rich, and handsome man. Actually, I want my son to go to West Point and my daughter to Columbia University in the United States. I think it's impossible for the two of us to be together. Not only does my son need to be smart, but he also needs to be very rich. I can see that you don't have much money."
Jiang Chen: "…"
Xiao He, Xiao Liu.
This confidence?
What the hell?
Beauty, Xiao Zhou has a master's degree from one of the top schools in the country. How can you say that it's' not good enough '?
How shameless are you!
Based on your education level that can't even get into Local 211?
"I don't have much money?" Xiao Zhou laughed. It seemed that he couldn't keep a low profile anymore. Thus, he took the initiative to reveal his income. "Although I'm not a rich second-generation heir, my family background is quite good. I'm considered to be in the middle class. My annual salary in the law firm is definitely more than 800,000 yuan."
"That's all?" Chen Xinyan looked disdainful. "I don't think you can let me live the life I want."
Xiao Zhou's face froze. "I wonder how much your monthly salary is?"
Chen Xinyan: "I'm still a student now, so I don't have any income … Let me put it this way, I don't want to live a life of being at the mercy of others."
Xiao Zhou: "If a man really loves you, he can work a little harder outside. It's fine to be at the mercy of others. After all, it's to support the family. As long as his wife doesn't have to be at the mercy of others, it's fine …"
Chen Xinyan directly interrupted him. "I think your mindset is still about supporting the family. I think I'm cultivating my body now, then taking care of the family, then governing the country, and then bringing peace to the world."
Jiang Chen: "???"
Xiao He and Xiao Liu: "???"
The three of them were dumbfounded!
They were just talking about money, hard work, and being at the mercy of others. Why did they suddenly sublimate? Cultivating the body, governing the country, and bringing peace to the world?
I don't understand at all ~ ~
What kind of logic is this?
At this time, Chen Xinyan continued to comment on Xiao Zhou. "I don't see any potential in you because you're still focused on money. There's no business philosophy behind it."
Everyone: "…"
Jiang Chen couldn't help but say, "Xiao Zhou just mentioned the concept of supporting the family. It's normal for men to support the family."
Chen Xinyan shook her head proudly. "It's not about supporting the family. Old Ma said very clearly that labor is the fundamental difference between humans and animals. In other words, he was born to work. Even if he doesn't have a family, he still has to work. Even if the woman he's looking for is not the one he loves the most, he still has to work. "
I'm going to faint ~
I'm going to faint ~ ~
Jiang Chen and the others, as well as the waiters in the café who had been attracted by her, were confused by her words.
We don't understand what you're talking about at all!
Can you stop beating around the bush ~ ~
I'm dizzy!
Xiao Zhou was also dizzy and quickly changed the topic. "(You're so awesome), I believe you have a plan for the future, right?"
Chen Xinyan said proudly, "First, I want to become a graduate student. After that, I want to develop into a star. Because I'm not satisfied. Let me show you (She took out her phone and opened a website with many stars). Look at the bare-faced photos of many stars. I'm really not satisfied. "
Jiang Chen and the others: "???"
Chen Xinyan made an 'I'm so beautiful' pose. "I think I'm not inferior to them in terms of looks and intelligence."
Jiang Chen and the others: "…"
Blergh ~ ~
With your looks?
Blergh ~ ~ ~
Blergh first!
Chen Xinyan continued to pose coquettishly. "If you want my beauty and intelligence to be buried like this, I definitely won't be satisfied. So after I become a graduate student, I want to develop into an entertainment star."
Xiao Zhou forced a smile to show his manliness. "I know a boss in the entertainment industry who can …"
Before he finished, Chen Xinyan interrupted him. "Look, you're one of the top ten pretentious men. Every time you open your mouth, you'll say that you know a boss or someone's classmate. What does his father do? That's the most annoying thing. "
After saying that, she looked at Xiao Zhou with disgust.
Jiang Chen, Xiao Liu, Xiao He, and the others covered their mouths and laughed gloatingly.
This woman was too f * cking weird!
At this time, Xiao Zhou's patience had reached its limit.
"Forget it, I can't afford to offend her. We're not suitable. Goodbye …"
He cupped his hands.
He turned around and left as if he was running for his life.
Chen Xinyan sneered. "I don't like someone like you."
Then she looked at Jiang Chen. "The one just now didn't work. Can you introduce me to another one?"
Jiang Chen looked at Xiao Liu and Xiao He beside him.
Xiao Liu and Xiao He immediately looked frightened and waved their hands. "I'm not suitable, not suitable!"
What kind of joke was this?
This weird woman didn't even know how ugly she was, and she still asked for this and that. Who could afford to offend her?
Whoosh —
He slipped away quickly, leaving behind a sorry figure.
Jiang Chen shrugged. "Look, they don't want to talk to you …"
Chen Xinyan said arrogantly, "That's because they're too lowly. They don't know how to appreciate my excellence."
Jiang Chen was helpless. "Okay, beautiful. What do you want? Just tell me, and I'll find you according to your request."
"Okay, I'll tell you what I want." Chen Xinyan began to count. "I want to marry a rich second-generation heir, one with at least 50 million assets!"
Pfft ~
Pfft ~
Jiang Chen, several waiters, and guests all spat out water on the spot.
"What did you just say? Say it again? "
Jiang Chen's jaw dropped.
50 million assets?!
You?!
Although Jiang Chen had overestimated the "confidence" of this blind date, he still underestimated it!
Awesome ~ ~ ~ (voice cracked)
Chen Xinyan said, "If I don't marry a rich second-generation heir, some of my things, such as my appearance, my figure, my social etiquette, my good morals, my good character, and even my soul will be destroyed."
Everyone: "…"
Thunderstruck!
What f * cking appearance, what f * cking figure, what f * cking …
Do you have these?
I'm convinced!
Jiang Chen's mouth twitched. "Only by marrying a rich second-generation heir? Only then won't your things be destroyed? "
"That's right. The reason why I considered coming to the capital is that I want to find a rich second-generation heir."
"Actually, there are many ways to achieve this goal. For example, you can start your own business! Also, you're studying business administration. Don't you plan to start your own business? "
"Of course I do, but I'm still a student now, so I can't start my own business yet."
Jiang Chen thumbed up.
Awesome.
Jiang Chen: "Okay, let's talk about the 50 million assets just now. How did you come up with this number?"
Chen Xinyan: "I went to Century Jiayuan to inquire before. One of the matchmakers told me that I can marry a rich second-generation heir with 20 million assets, but I want to marry someone with 50 million assets."
“.....”
Clang ~ ~
Aiya ~ ~ ~
Everyone fell to the ground.
Jiang Chen got up from the ground in a sorry state and tidied his clothes.
"Ahem, I want to ask, how did the matchmaker estimate that you're a rich second-generation heir worth more than 20 million?"
Chen Xinyan: "The 20 million is my height, weight, and my current way of thinking. Then, my current family conditions. My father is an employee of a state-owned enterprise, and my mother is a university dormitory auntie."
Dormitory auntie …
Every time Jiang Chen heard this, he felt like he was going to vomit.
Jiang Chen: "Then, do you have any requirements for your other half of a rich second-generation heir?"
"I just want someone who's more handsome and suave."
"You must marry a rich second-generation heir from the city, right? Can't someone from the countryside or the fringe of the city and countryside? "
"I feel that the concept of spending is different."
"You mean that your concept of spending is more compatible with that of the rich second-generation heirs in the city, right? The rich second-generation heirs in the city are more generous with their money, and they like to buy high-end brands, right? "
"Yes."
"What's the brand of your bag?"
Jiang Chen tugged at Chen Xinyan's bag.
"Oh, I don't have any branded things yet because I think I'm a student."
Jiang Chen: "…"
Ah ~ ~ ~
Jiang Chen wanted to bang his head against the wall.
This woman's logic was really touching!
Jiang Chen changed the topic. "The most important thing for a person is happiness, right? I think you might be more suitable to find someone with potential? "
Chen Xinyan shook her head repeatedly. "If I find someone like that, his parents won't be realistic and pragmatic, and they won't have the wisdom to distinguish right from wrong. I don't want to …"
Jiang Chen's jaw dropped.
What kind of godly logic was this?!
He couldn't understand it at all!
"Do you think that if he's not a rich second-generation heir, his parents won't have the ability in this area?"
"Yes …"
“.....”
At this moment, Jiang Chen wanted to die!
He really wanted to give up on this order ~ ~
Chen Xinyan continued, "If he's not a rich second-generation heir, then I still have to call him Dad and Mom, and I still have to deal with his relatives."
Jiang Chen was surprised. "That's not right. If you marry a rich second-generation heir, you also have to deal with these relatives and friends."
"But I'm willing to deal with those people!"
"If he's not a rich second-generation heir, you won't be willing, right?"
"That's for sure."
“...”
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.
F * ck, she actually admitted it!
What the hell is with her being so self-righteous?
Chen Xinyan added at this time, "I think if he's not a rich second-generation heir, he won't have that kind of entrepreneurial spirit. He's more like a gangster family …"
“.....”
Jiang Chen felt dizzy and fell to the ground again.
What kind of entrepreneurial spirit was this!
What the hell is in that head of yours?!
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