After solving the problem with the trash appraiser, Jiang Chen continued to run errands.
He glanced at the list and found a rather special order.
The order content was: [I found out that my son is a bootlicker. I've tried many methods but to no avail.]
Jiang Chen was speechless.
What was a bootlicker?
It was a person who would do anything to please others. He knew that the other party didn't like him, but he still tried to please the other party. He even thought that the other party liked him.
'This order is challenging!
I'll take it! '
He accepted the order.
Soon, Jiang Chen arrived at a shopping mall and met the task client. It was an auntie in her forties.
Jiang Chen came to her. "Hello, auntie. I'm your errand boy …"
The auntie was delighted. "You're finally here. I hope you can find a way to save my son. I've tried many methods but to no avail."
Jiang Chen nodded. "Can you tell me about it?"
The auntie nodded and began to talk.
Her son's name was Chen Hui. Three months ago, he met a woman who was quite beautiful. Then, he couldn't stop himself and fell in love with her.
"This is his diary. You can take a look. Although I know it's illegal, I don't want my son to be so obsessed with a woman that he even forgot that he was a human."
The auntie said angrily.
She was obviously very angry about the contents of the diary.
Jiang Chen was puzzled why the auntie was so angry. He couldn't help but open the diary out of curiosity.
— March 2nd, sunny. [Today, I sent you messages as usual to report on my daily work. You finally replied with four words, "Okay." You're starting to be perfunctory. I'm so touched and flattered. I'm willing to send you messages every day. Even if you scold me every day, I won't be annoyed.]
— March 3rd, cloudy. [You didn't reply to my messages last night. Under my tireless harassment, you finally replied to me. You said, "Get lost!" There must be some meaning behind it. I thought about it for a long time. "Get lost" means three drops of water. This means that your longing for me is as turbulent as flowing water. I was so touched that I cried. I don't know what you're doing now. I miss you very much.]
— March 4th, cloudy. [Last night, she played games with her friend for the whole night. She replied to me, "Idiot, I kept thinking about what she meant. Sha silly. Oh, she meant that I was silly. Then B must mean Baby. So she was calling me silly baby. Such a pampering tone. I didn't believe it for a moment. Actually, she likes me too, right?]
— March 5, rain. [It's a little cold tonight. I thought there would be no one on the streets, but I was caught stealing an electric scooter. I wanted to resist, but the police told me to be honest and not move. I immediately gave up because I remember she said, "She likes honest people."]
Bootlicker's diary (Continue)
— March 6th, cloudy. [Yesterday, I sent her a lot of messages as usual. Today, she finally replied to me with five words: "You're so annoying." She's starting to care if I'm annoyed or not. I'm so touched and flattered. I'm not annoyed at all. I won't find her annoying even if she scolds me every day.]
— March 7th, rain. [I sat by the window and sent her 99 messages. She was finally willing to reply to me. She said, "Send your mom!"] I burst into tears. It turns out that hard work really works. She's starting to think about meeting my mother. She likes me too.]
— March 8th, sunny. [Just now, I received a red packet. She received it very quickly, but she didn't reply to me for a long time. I think she's probably immersed in her emotions. I sent her a message to eat something delicious for lunch. She replied with a red exclamation mark. Red represents love. She must be too embarrassed to say it out loud, so she used such a tactful way to express her love for me. I love you too.]
— March 9th, sunny. [Today, when I was rummaging through her trash, I found a wet piece of toilet paper. I quickly took the toilet paper and soaked it in water to drink. I knew it had her scent in it.]
Jiang Chen: "…"
When he saw this, Jiang Chen couldn't bear to continue watching.
Especially the last message, soaking it in water to drink …
F * ck, I feel a little nauseous. I feel like vomiting.
This is definitely the ultimate bootlicker.
No, it should be — the ultimate bootlicker!
How can I save such a bootlicker?
Jiang Chen was also a little muddle-headed.
"Auntie … your son, I think …"
"Is it hopeless … Sigh, I know he's deeply poisoned by that woman …" Speaking of this, the auntie sighed.
Suddenly, Jiang Chen had a flash of inspiration.
He thought of an idea.
The woman in this diary was obviously a master of green tea b * tches. Then he could totally find another master of green tea b * tches.
He could fight poison with poison!
Moreover, this mission was a little special.
Perhaps he could create a special hidden event.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen no longer hesitated.
"Auntie, how about this, I'll take this mission first, but I don't know if I can succeed."
The auntie said happily, "Thank you, young man. It's best if you can succeed. If not, I won't blame you."
After saying that, she transferred 5,000 yuan to Jiang Chen.
How generous!
This auntie must be a little rich!
The auntie left his son's information.
"Which green tea b * tch should I find?"
Jiang Chen met many green tea b * tches, but he didn't leave a single phone number.
At this moment …
Jiang Chen subconsciously glanced around the mall.
"Eh …"
Jiang Chen suddenly saw a familiar figure.
"Isn't this the senior green tea b * tch, Fitness Girl Liu Lan?"
Jiang Chen was very familiar with Liu Lan. She made faces on blind dates, had dinner with Su Xiaoxiao, and was tricked by Jiang Chen. She was tricked by Jiang Chen during the fitness livestream …
She could be considered an acquaintance.
At this time, Liu Lan was leaning against the railing of the corridor on the third floor of the mall, chatting with another average-looking but somewhat cute girl. From time to time, she would point to a boy drinking coffee downstairs.
Jiang Chen walked over and was about to say hello. Love My eBook
In the end …
When he heard Liu Lan's words, he suddenly stopped.
At this time, Liu Lan was teaching the cute girl the art of killing men.
"I think the boy you like (the coffee guy downstairs) is an honest man … You do this later …"
"When you're chatting with him, you mainly have to listen. Let him mistakenly think that you're spouting nonsense and give him some confidence …"
"But it's not enough to just chat. You have to give him a chance to take the bait. For example, even if you can carry a bucket of water with one hand, you have to pretend that you can't even open the bottle cap. Even if you're knowledgeable, you have to pretend that you don't know anything. Even if you're scheming, you have to pretend that you're a pure white little sheep, delicate and pitiful. "
"Every time he acts, you have to use your most admiring gaze and the most coquettish tone to express your admiration for him."
"Next, you can move on to the next step, money! You have to express your current predicament, and he will obediently hand over the money to you. At this time, you have to say, 'I can't accept this money because you're too good to me. I don't even know how to repay you.' This will make him think that you're a sensible and pitiful little girl. "
"At this time, these men clearly want you to devote yourself to them, but at this time, they will be more saintly than Mary. Then, under your guidance, they will say the words that will lead them into the abyss, 'I'm willing to do anything for you!' At this point, the first stage is complete!"
After hearing this, the girl was stunned.
'There's so much to pay attention to?'
At this time, clap clap clap ~
Applause sounded from behind.
Jiang Chen applauded with a smile and admiration. He gave the green tea Liu Lan a thumbs up.
"Amazing, professional enough. I'm convinced!"
Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen.
"It's you?!"
At first, she was angry, but when she thought of Jiang Chen's money, she quickly smiled.
"Brother Chen, what a coincidence."
"Liu Lan, who's this handsome guy? He's so handsome! "The girl next to her tugged at Liu Lan's sleeve. Her eyes were overflowing with excitement.
Liu Lan ignored her.
She couldn't wait to curry favor with Jiang Chen. How could she introduce him to other women?
Jiang Chen went straight to the point. "I'm here to ask you to do something for me."
Liu Lan smiled. "Brother Chen, what do you need me to do? As long as I can do it, I'll definitely do it. "
Jiang Chen: "Help me pick up a guy. That guy is head over heels for another green tea b * tch. You're also a green tea b * tch. You can fight poison with poison and snatch him over."
I'm a green tea b * tch?
Liu Lan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Brother Chen, you're really rude!
Aren't you afraid that I won't help you?
I, Liu Lan, also have a temper, okay?
Jiang Chen: "Tell me, will you help me or not?"
Liu Lan said decisively, "Yes! Why wouldn't I help?! "
What a joke!
How dare you not do something when the big boss asks you to?
When it's done, the big boss won't have enough money to reward you.
Jiang Chen nodded in satisfaction. "That's good. After it's done, you won't be mistreated …"
Jiang Chen handed the information on Chen Hui to Liu Lan.
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Huguang West County District.
At the security booth at the entrance of the district.
Chen Hui, the bootlicker, was wearing a security guard uniform. He stood at the entrance with a sweet expression on his face.
Today, he successfully applied for a security guard job in the district where the goddess lived. Now, he could see the goddess every day!
He called the goddess.
Who would have thought that this time, the goddess would instantly accept it!
"Hello, dear, when are you coming?"
"I …"
Chen Hui was so excited that he couldn't speak!
His heart almost exploded and he died on the spot!
However, before Chen Hui could say anything, the goddess suddenly said, "Who are you?
You're so disgusting! "
Then, she hung up on Chen Hui.
Chen Hui: "???"
Disgusting?
What did she mean?
After thinking for half an hour, he finally solved the riddle of the goddess. He understood now!
"Hahaha! So that's what she meant. The goddess must have thought that the first half was too mushy. The second half was because she felt unwell and wanted to vomit … The goddess seems to be in poor health. No, I have to buy her anti-vomiting medicine!"
Chen Hui happily went to the pharmacy to buy the medicine and delivered it to the goddess's door.
He knew that the goddess wouldn't open the door, so he left the medicine at the door and left.
On the way back, Chen Hui became more and more excited!
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