"Huff, huff, that was so dangerous. I was almost caught."
Jiang Chen wiped his sweat. "You want me to marry your daughter and be your successor? Two companies and more than a billion yuan in assets? Bah! How can being the chairman of a company be as free as being an errand boy? I won't do it! "
Jiang Chen rejoiced and quickly slipped away.
When the passers-by heard this, they were all shocked.
How much do you like to run errands?
Marrying a rich and beautiful woman, becoming the chairman, and reaching the peak of life are all despised by you?
Awesome!
.....
Jiang Chen got another order to run errands.
To accept the order.
This time, the employer was actually a …
Cleaner!
He didn't expect that the cleaner would also need an errand boy.
The cleaner looked helpless. "I heard that errand boys like you are omnipotent? You can do anything? "
Jiang Chen said seriously, "It depends on the situation."
(Jiang Chen: If you have a daughter and want to find a partner, then I won't be able to accompany you! If you have a 'small' company with less than 100 billion yuan in assets and want me to be the general manager, then I won't be able to accompany you!)
Jiang Chen: (﹏ ▽ ̄ ~)
'A real man has to do some things!
'Don't look for me to marry a rich and beautiful woman and be the heir of a billion yuan!
I'm not interested!
I just want to be free and run errands. '
The cleaner was dumbfounded and coughed. "It's like this, I have a problem."
"It's our neighborhood. Everyone's quality is worrying."
The cleaner turned around and pointed.
Jiang Chen took a closer look and was speechless.
Because the ground was full of trash!
The ground and lawn of the neighborhood were full of trash. It was almost full. As far as the eye could see, it was a vast expanse of white, as if it was snowing.
The cleaner said in distress, "I have to clean two trucks of trash every day, but the next morning, it's like this again. I've reminded them many times and thought of many solutions, but it's useless. Everyone would still throw their trash everywhere. "I heard that you're a very capable young man. I want to ask if you have any ideas? Can you help me solve this problem? "
Jiang Chen took a look and was speechless.
It was said that some people had bad manners in public, but these people were too bad.
This is the residential area downstairs, not your trash can.
How could he just throw it away like that?
When Jiang Chen turned around, he saw another woman come out with a child. After finishing the milk, she casually threw the box on the ground and walked away.
The cleaner panicked and went up to him, saying, "Hey, hey, hey, why are you littering?"
That person glared at him and said reasonably, "Isn't that what you do? Without us throwing trash, would you still have a job? Wouldn't you lose your job? I'm helping you. "
The cleaner was speechless.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
MMP！
It sounded very reasonable.
I almost believed you!
The cleaner shrugged. "That's it."
Jiang Chen thought for a moment and said, "Since they don't want to listen to our advice, then let's set up a sign. Put up a sign to persuade them to abide by public morality! "
“？？？”
The cleaner was dumbfounded. "How do we set up a sign?"
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes and chuckled. "I'll write it for you!"
With a wave of his pen, he wrote a line of big words.
[Those who litter are infertile!]
The cleaner was speechless.
You're ruthless!
Jiang Chen smiled. "How is it? Is this sign good enough? Is it enough to deter them? "
The cleaner smiled bitterly and said, "Well … Brother, I can't say that your writing is bad. These people are indeed immoral. But your writing is a little too mean. It's like you're cursing them. They'll definitely complain about me in the future. I can't stand it. "
Jiang Chen nodded.
There were too many people in this residential area. If the cleaner wrote a sign like that, he would definitely be complained about.
"Alright, I'll add a sentence for you!"
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes. "It's not a curse, but a blessing. There shouldn't be a problem now, right? "
"Blessing? Blessing them with what? "
The cleaner was dumbfounded.
Why wasn't it a curse but a blessing?
Jiang Chen smiled, picked up the pen, and added a sentence.
"A house full of children and grandchildren!"
[Those who litter will be infertile and have many children and grandchildren!]
The cleaner took a look!
F * ck!
Heartless!
Awesome Klass!
This deterrent power ~ ~
At this moment, someone passed by.
Casually, he threw the drink bottle in his hand on the ground.
The drink bottle rolled and rolled at the foot of the sign.
That person looked up and saw the words on the sign.
Immediately, his expression changed drastically!
He ran over quickly, picked up the bottle, ran 50 meters, and threw it into the trash can.
Another person passed by with his girlfriend. They were eating bananas and casually threw away the banana peel.
Suddenly, they saw the sign.
The man's face turned green!
He quickly ran over, picked up the banana peel, and threw it into the trash can.
Girlfriend: "???"
The residents of the residential area passing by were all dumbfounded when they saw the sign.
Without saying a word, they began to pick up the trash.
Even the trash that had been thrown away before was not afraid of the trouble. They picked it up and threw it into the trash can.
It only took an hour ~ ~
The community square that was full of trash was instantly cleaned up. There was no trash left!
The cleaner was dumbfounded ~ ~
Jiang Chen's words shocked everyone!
From then on, the sanitation of the community was excellent. No one dared to throw trash around. It even received the title of "model community".
Cleaner: "!!!"
Five-star rating!
He gave the big boss a thumbs up!
Done!
.....
Jiang Chen received a five-star rating.
At this time, he was a little tired from running errands and a little hungry, so he found a nearby restaurant and sat down to eat.
He did not provoke anyone.
Next to him, there was a man in his thirties wearing a suit and leather shoes with a dark beard. At first glance, he should be an office leader. He was on the phone.
"Hello, where are you? Oh … you're almost there, right? Okay, I'm already waiting at the restaurant. Okay, bye, I look forward to meeting you. "
After hanging up the phone, his face was full of smiles and anticipation.
Then, he tidied up his appearance, obviously looking forward to the next meeting. Tomb robber
Jiang Chen glanced at this situation. It should be a blind date.
.....
At this time, Jiang Chen saw a girl with very thick devil makeup (about 80 points. Without the devil makeup, she should be more beautiful. 88-90 points. Her waist is very thin. She is a little vixen) walking into the restaurant.
She came to the table of the man in the suit and sat down.
The man in the suit was confused. "Miss, who are you?"
The girl in the devil makeup flipped her hair and chewed gum.
"You forgot so quickly? I'm your blind date. "
"Huh?" The man in the suit held the iPad in confusion and said, "That's not right. Your photo is completely different from you."
The girl in the devil makeup snorted. "The photo is what my mother thinks I look like. But the one you see now is the real me."
Jiang Chen knew that she must be forced to go on a blind date, the kind that was very unwilling.
And from Jiang Chen's point of view, this girl should be wearing a wig.
"By the way, let's get straight to the point. How much money does your family have? How much can your family make a year? How much can you make a year? "
The girl in the devil makeup was very straightforward.
The man in the suit didn't look good. "Why are you like this?"
The girl in the devil makeup said, "What's wrong? Isn't it normal to ask about money on a blind date?"
The man in the suit: "…"
The girl in the devil makeup played with her gum and didn't care. "Sorry, talking about money is in my family. It can't be changed."
"Miss, have you always been so disgusting? Take out your gum and play with it. Then put it back in your mouth and continue chewing. "
"This is my true nature. And you have been talking for so long. The black coffee has become a cappuccino, but I didn't see you ordering a fruit plate. Why are you pretending to be rich if you don't have money?"
Jiang Chen could see that the girl in the devil makeup was deliberately infuriating.
The man in the suit sneered. "I don't have money? Don't you know who I am? I'm the vice president of the Benz Group with an annual salary of 2 million yuan! "
As he spoke, he adjusted his tie.
He leaned back tactically!
Proud ~
Jiang Chen watched with relish.
These two people were really funny. The man wanted to be pretentious, and the woman was deliberately being mean. It was unbearable to watch.
It was a good show!
The surrounding customers also secretly watched from time to time.
The two of them were fiercely arguing. One mocked the other, and the other mocked the other.
The fight between masters made a lot of noise and attracted the attention of the customers.
"Two million? You're bragging. Look at you … "
"Hmph, how much do you have?"
"My monthly salary is 10,000 yuan!"
"Ahahaha ~ 10,000 yuan a month, and you're looking down on me, the vice president of Benz Group? This is too funny … Oh, I understand. You want to hook up with a rich husband, right? Look at your face. You want to hook up with a rich husband? "
The man in the suit glanced at the woman's nest-like afro and devilish makeup.
"Hook up with a rich husband? Haha, what a joke. " The woman was angry. She took out her phone and showed him a photo. "Let me show you this photo …"
In the photo, Jiang Chen and CEO Zhou Yuan were at Pangu Hotel.
"You know this person, right? His surname is Jiang, the owner of Pangu Hotel. He pursued me so hard. I couldn't get rid of him even if I wanted to! "
Pfft ~
Jiang Chen spat out a mouthful of soup!
He was dumbfounded!
I pursued her so hard?
Who is she?
I've never seen this woman before!
Innocent.Jpg!
MMP！
You're bragging, but don't do it to me.
Of course, the man in the suit didn't believe her. "You're saying that the owner of Pangu Hotel, Mr. Jiang, is a man you can't get rid of even if you wanted to? Haha, you're really shameless. I don't know where you got this photo, but you're saying that he's pursuing you! The whole world knows that Mr. Jiang doesn't like women. "
Pfft ~
Jiang Chen's face instantly darkened!
Motherf * cker!
When did I not like women?!
I have many girlfriends, okay?
These two people dragged me into this in order to show off. One said that she couldn't get rid of me even if she wanted to, and the other said that I don't like women!
The woman was still bragging. "Haha, it's not that he doesn't like women. It's because he doesn't like other women besides me."
Jiang Chen: "…"
I can't take it anymore!
If these two bastards continue to talk, I don't know what will happen to me.
Jiang Chen walked over.
When the man saw Jiang Chen, he was stunned for a moment.
Then, he looked at the photo on the woman's phone!
The two of them were exactly the same!
The similarity was 1000%!
What the f * ck!
He was so scared that his heart was trembling!
"Mr. Jiang … I …"
He almost ran away!
What a joke!
Mr. Jiang probably heard what he said just now!
His legs were shaking.
As for the woman, she quickly turned around and saw Jiang Chen …
She was stunned …
Awkward …
She almost cried!
It's over!
"Boss, why are you here? Sob sob sob ~ ~ "
That's right, this woman was actually a waitress of Pangu Hotel. She was one of the outstanding employees and was also a fan of Jiang Chen.
Just now, in order to show off, she subconsciously used the boss' idol to show off, but she didn't expect the boss to be right behind her!
Oh my god!
I want to die!
She almost burst into tears!
At this moment, the surrounding onlookers were in an uproar.
"F * ck, what's going on? Could this person be the boss of Pangu Hotel? "
"Wow! He's actually so handsome? "
"Prince Charming, I love him, I love him!"
"These two people are going to be finished! Hahaha! "
“.....”
Jiang Chen's face darkened. "I heard everything you said just now …"
The man in the suit panicked. "Mr. Jiang, I …"
Jiang Chen waved his hand and interrupted him with a cold face. "No need to plead, it's useless!"
He took out his phone, took a photo of the man in the suit, and sent it to the secretary of the president of Benz Group. "Check if the person in this photo is from the company."
Ring, ring, ring ~ ~
The secretary called back. "Mr. Jiang, this person is a vice president of our Benz Group. His name is Chen Yang."
Jiang Chen looked at the man in the suit and thought for a moment. "Demote him!"
You said that I don't like women?
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