Jiang Chen didn't react for a moment.
He replied, "Who wants to work hard? If I can earn money by lying at home and sleeping, who wants to work?"
The plump young woman saw that there was hope. She immediately went downstairs and locked the door!
Today, he had to settle this matter properly!
Red wine is a must. It's best to fry a steak!
Jiang Chen went to the first floor and found that the door was locked!
The situation was not good!
"Big sister, what do you mean by this?"
The plump young woman looked at him affectionately and patted the table. "Come, brother, let's have a drink and talk about life!"
Jiang Chen's eyes widened.
Damn!
Why does this kind of thing always happen to me? The young woman last time was at least 85 points and had an excellent figure. But this one is almost 40 years old, and her appearance is at most 60 points!
It's really hard for me to swallow!
Jiang Chen couldn't help but swallow his saliva. "Big sister, this is not good. If your husband comes back, I'll be dead!"
When the plump young woman heard this, her beautiful eyes revealed a faint sadness.
"Brother, do I look like someone who has a husband?"
"That dead man went out with a little girl five years ago and parked his car on the side of the highway. Because it was too intense, the car's tires skidded and he fell down the mountain and died."
"Now I'm all alone. You don't want to work hard. Why don't you follow me?"
When Jiang Chen heard this, he was deeply sympathetic. He didn't expect this big sister to have such a hard life!
But the problem was that he was worth billions!
As the saying went, a woman three years older will carry gold bricks, and a woman thirty years older will give away her country!
If he married this big sister, his life would immediately reach the peak!
But, was that what he was pursuing?
Was he the kind of person who lacked money?
Obviously not!
Opportunities should be given to those who needed them!
"Big sister, calm down. Let's talk nicely. Don't get physical with me!"
Jiang Chen was shocked. The plump young woman drank a glass of wine and her face was flushed. She had already started to act!
She jumped at Jiang Chen like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, as if she had forced herself on him!
"Brother, don't reject me. I've been with you for five years … five years …"
The young woman pounced! Pounce! Pounce!
Jiang Chen dodged! Dodged! Dodge!
However, hiding like this was not a solution. The door was already locked from the inside!!
Don't be like that!
She was still a baby!
In a moment of desperation, Jiang Chen came up with a plan. "Big Sister! Stop here! To tell you the truth, I have something that I can't tell you! "
The plump young woman froze. "Huh? What's wrong with you? Could it be that elder sister wasn't beautiful enough? Sister used to be a flower in the village! She may have regressed a little now, but her charm is still there. "
Puff!
Jiang Chen wanted to laugh. Big Sister, I'm afraid you still have some misunderstanding about Feng Yun!
However, Jiang Chen said seriously with a bitter expression, "Big sister, I'm actually … not good at that, and I'm gay!"
"Hmm?"
The plump young woman immediately took three steps back and looked at Jiang Chen in shock.
"You, you're telling the truth?"
Jiang Chen sighed. "Yes, Big Sister. I wouldn't joke about such things. You're as beautiful as a flower. Any man would drool at the sight of you. How could I not be tempted? It's a pity that fate makes fools of people. I really want to, but I can't!"
Jiang Chen's acting skills were off the charts!
In three seconds, he had switched through five expressions!
Sadness, sadness, regret, frustration, and pity!
His expressions, actions, and demeanor were all on point. He could be called a Best Actor!
The Oscar was definitely going to be his!
He had the deceit skills of a top-notch fraudster!
Even if a lie detector was connected to him, it wouldn't be able to detect any loopholes!
Perfect!
Perfect to the extreme!
"What you said makes a lot of sense. I believe you won't lie to me."
The young woman's eyes were gloomy and a little sad. Jiang Chen had just stimulated the feeling of her first love in many years!
But at this moment, it disappeared completely!
Jiang Chen was secretly delighted. He rolled his eyes and said, "But Big Sister, don't be sad. Actually, I have many colleagues who are very good. I can introduce them to you."
The young woman's eyes lit up. "Really? I don't want a scumbag. I want someone who can accompany me, someone who is as handsome as you! "
Jiang Chen shook his head. "Big Sister, your request is a bit too much. I'm afraid you can't find someone as handsome as me in this world."
The young woman agreed. "That's true. Half of your looks can be a celebrity, but he can't be too ugly. I can only accept a third of your looks."
"A third is still too high."
"I think one-tenth is enough. After all, there are very few people in this world who can be one-tenth of my looks."
Jiang Chen even felt that one-tenth was a bit exaggerated. After all, one-tenth of infinity was still infinity!
The young woman smiled sweetly and said, "Okay ~ I'll listen to you."
"Okay, then I'll go first. Keep in touch by phone. Bye ~"
"Bye ~"
The young woman looked at Jiang Chen's back and sighed.
"If only he was a normal man."
.....
SF Express!
A Rolls-Royce Phantom, like a Shadow Cavalry, came roaring over!
Whoosh whoosh whoosh ~
Wind Rides the World — Rolls-Royce Phantom!
"F * ck! Brother Chen, you f * cking changed cars again and again!! "
"Rolls-Royce, what the f * ck! Awesome!"
"Brother Chen, can you take me for a ride in the car? I beg you! "
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Can't you just say awesome plus!!"
“.....”
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Brothers, don't worry. This car only has four seats. I'll buy a Lincoln Limousine in the future. There are more seats. I'll take you for a ride!"
The deliverymen were instantly fired up!
"Brother Chen, I love you so much. You're really my idol!"
"Oh my god, if I were a woman, I'd definitely chase you, Brother Chen!"
"Brother Chen, I'll wash your car in the future!"
"I'll lick it for you!"
It seemed that something bad had mixed in. Forget it, I'll pick up the goods and continue with the delivery!
At this time, Xiao Li's voice came from behind.
"Brother Chen, Zhiming has a relationship problem and needs your advice. Can you help him take a look and see what the problem is?"
What?
Relationship problems!
When did I, Jiang Chen, become a relationship guru?
I'm a breakup guru, but not a relationship guru, okay?
But since we're colleagues, I'll give them some advice. After all, I'm a love expert!
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Chen turned around and asked.
Xiao Li and Zhiming walked over together.
Zhiming's appearance was very average. He was the type that couldn't be found in a crowd.
Let me emphasize here that Zhiming's girlfriend was not called Chun Jiao.
Zhiming looked depressed. He looked at the chat history on his phone and racked his brains, but he still couldn't figure out why his girlfriend broke up with him.
"Brother Chen, look, I played a game with my girlfriend yesterday. After the game, she wanted to break up with me!"
Jiang Chen took the phone.
— —
Girl: Break up!
Girl: You really don't pay attention to details at all
Girl: I don't feel safe with you
Girl: That's it.
Zhiming:???
Zhiming: [10S Video Kill Collection]
Zhiming: I'm not attentive enough?
Girl: Are you f * cking crazy?
！！！
[The other party has rejected your message!]
— —
Jiang Chen was confused. He clicked on the 10S video.
Zhiming looked innocent and said excitedly in one breath,
"Brother Chen, I used the first skill to create distance so that Li Bai couldn't attack me. Then, I used the second skill to block Ganjiang's big move. Then, I used the second skill to kill Ganjiang. Then, I used the third skill to push Marco Polo back to the tower. Then, I used the last skill to kill Li Bai.
After watching, Jiang Chen thought for a moment and looked at Zhiming in confusion.
"That's not attentive enough? Is your girlfriend a professional player? "
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