Xu Beili got up from the ground, gritting her teeth. Her face was covered in dirt.
MMP！
I wanted to show off in front of you, not to gain sympathy!
You have to be clear about your position! '
Xu Beili sneered. "Why? You earn more than me running errands in a year? "
"Running errands is a career."
Jiang Chen thought for a moment and said, "Actually, it's not that easy."
Xu Beili snorted coldly.
Not that easy?
Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!
How much do you earn in a day?
Young people nowadays only know how to show off!
"What if I tell you that if you shoot short videos a day, it's possible that your savings can reach one million yuan?"
Xu Beili loftily said, "What will you say?"
Jiang Chen's expression changed drastically! He was shocked!
Xu Beili sneered proudly.
Hmph!
Mocking me? It's not easy to earn a million yuan a year?
How much money can you have?
One million yuan? You must be scared out of your wits, right? Haha.
Jiang Chen quickly tapped on his phone, opened the bank app, and checked his balance.
"Fortunately, I still have more than eight billion yuan! You scared me to death! I thought I only had one million yuan left! You want me to beg for food? Seriously! "
Thud!
Xu Beili fell flat on her face again!
Damn it!
More than eight billion yuan? Still?
One million yuan to beg for food?
The female internet celebrity's heart suffered hundreds of millions of critical hits!
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he was about to leave.
"Hey, hey, hey ~ ~"
Xu Beili gritted her teeth. How could she let go of Jiang Chen, who in her eyes "liked to show off"?
This kind of young man who liked to show off the most was suitable to shoot a video and make him popular on the Internet!
"Don't go."
"Do you want to shoot short videos with me? I have eight million fans. I can make you popular overnight! I really think highly of you! "
Xu Beili tempted Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen shook his head. "No!"
"Why?"
Xu Beili was surprised.
Jiang Chen's face was as lonely as snow. "Reputation means nothing to me! I'm young, but I'm already burdened by fame. It's too easy to become famous, and my life is too difficult. It's seriously interfering with my private life. That's why I swear that I'll keep a low profile for as long as I live. I won't get involved in the world of fame and fortune. "
Plop!
Xu Beili was a flop again.
This time, he fell even harder.
The livestream was silent.
Then, the bullet screen flew up!
"Reputation is nothing to me!"
"Damn ~ ~ This little brother is really outstanding!"
"Compared to him, I'm simply too weak!"
"My reputation seriously interferes with my private life! I will never set foot in this place again! "
"Dugu Qiubai! Devil Sword Rebirth! "
"Little brother, I've been invincible since the beginning of my life!"
Xu Beili's face twitched. She didn't know what to say.
She was still using her annual salary of a million yuan and her overnight fame to lure this errand boy. She wanted him to fall into her trap and be tricked into shooting all kinds of brainless prank videos for her to make huge profits.
Who knew ~ ~
His face was as lonely as snow. Let me tell you, his annual salary is a million — begging for food?
I became famous overnight! My reputation is like floating clouds to me!
How could she trick him?
She couldn't trick him at all!
Xu Beili felt that her life, the results of her hard work, and everything that she was proud of, in the eyes of this errand boy, were all ~ ~
Fleeting clouds!
Meaningless fleeting clouds!
The pride in her heart was ruthlessly shattered!
Trampled on the ground!
MMP！
Go ahead and act cool!
Xu Beili cursed fiercely in her heart.
She didn't expect that this errand boy that she casually met in the coffee shop was actually a big shot who acted cool!
He acted pretentiously without saying a word. I was so shocked that I was dumbfounded.
Motherf * cker!
He's an expert in acting cool!
.....
Xu Beili thought for a while and still didn't want to give up this opportunity.
She squeezed out an awkward but polite smile and cursed in her heart, "Then, can you do me a favor? Help me shoot a few videos? "
"Why?"
Jiang Chen looked surprised. "Why should I help you?"
"Because ~ ~"
Xu Beili was speechless.
That's right.
With her little money, Jiang Chen called her a beggar.
Her so-called fame was regarded as fleeting clouds by Jiang Chen.
How could she tempt Jiang Chen?
"Goodbye!" Jiang Chen was about to leave.
"Yes, that's right!"
Xu Beili's eyes lit up and she shouted, "You're the errand boy, right?"
Jiang Chen nodded. "Yes."
"Then can't you guys take orders as errand boys? Can you take any order? "
Xu Beili's eyes lit up as if she had discovered a new continent. "I'll order for you right away! Your platform should give you the order, right? "
Originally, Xu Beili thought that the possibility of Jiang Chen agreeing was not high.
After all, Jiang Chen was a man who thought that "a million yuan is just a beggar"!
How could he possibly bend his back for the sake of a few dollars' worth of service fees?
In the livestream room, everyone was not optimistic about this trick.
"Sigh, the queen can't do it this time."
"It's just an errand. It's only a few yuan. How can this arrogant young man be moved?"
"How much money can an errand make?"
Who knew ~ ~
Who would have thought …
When Jiang Chen heard the words "errand", his eyes lit up. His attitude toward Xu Beili also changed a lot. He smiled and said, "Errand? Of course, no problem! "
Thump!
Xu Beili fell again!
This young man was f * cking poisonous!
A million yuan annual salary was not enough to tempt him.
He became famous overnight, but he was indifferent.
In the end, when she told him about the errand, he quickly agreed!
Was this errand really that profitable?
So much so that he even agreed to shoot a video?
Xu Beili began to doubt her life.
The netizens were all speechless.
"I didn't expect that errand running is so attractive."
"Hehe, trying to trick me into running an errand again?"
"This errand boy is really dedicated to his job."
Xu Beili quickly made an errand on her phone: [Ask the errand boy from the cafe to help me shoot a video]. She also specified that it had to be a handsome young man from the cafe.
In just a few seconds, Jiang Chen's phone app rang.
The errand boy placed an order.
To help the customers of the cafe shoot a video.
Jiang Chen quickly accepted the order!
Looking at his attitude, he was very enthusiastic!
Jiang Chen: This order that fell from the sky is very likely to be a hidden event. It's great to get it.
After all, if Jiang Chen encountered a hidden event, the benefits he could earn would probably be measured in hundreds of millions!
If it was not a coincidence, he could earn hundreds of billions from the shares of some big companies, such as the Penguin Group!
Who was smart and who was stupid?
Xu Beili was speechless again …
What kind of poison was this errand boy?
Forget it.
She had to make use of this handsome young man to shoot a few funny videos and make him popular on the Internet.
"Client, tell me."
After Jiang Chen accepted the order, his attitude towards Xu Beili also improved. He smiled and said, "How do we plan to shoot the video?"
Xu Beili sneered.
She had already thought about how to prank Jiang Chen.
To put it simply, they were trying to make Jiang Chen look like the "Battery-Terminator" Zhou XX, a combination of brainless, pretentious, and handsome!
The Internet especially liked this kind of prank. It would definitely be popular!
"What we want to shoot is a pretentious street video!"
Xu Beili chuckled. "First, we will use this hotel cafe to show off."
“？？？”
Jiang Chen was puzzled. "How?"
"The plot is like this!"
Xu Beili's eyes lit up. She smiled and said, "First of all, you are a pretentious and lazy young man. You pretended to be pretentious in this cafe and met a real fair, rich, and beautiful woman, which is me!
I talked to you, but in order to show off, you forced yourself to say that this hotel is yours … "
"Wait a minute!"
Jiang Chen suddenly stopped her.
“？？？”
Xu Beili was confused. "What's wrong?"
Jiang Chen said seriously, "But this hotel is mine, isn't it?"
Xu Beili spat out a mouthful of coffee from her mouth.
In the live broadcast room, all kinds of bullet screens flew.
"Damn! This young man has already gotten into the role in a second before the start! "
"How many dishes is this? He's so drunk? "
"Wake up! Give him a yellow urine drink to wake him up! "
"This hotel is yours? Hahaha … I suddenly feel that the role of Queen Beli is too good. This little brother is definitely an expert at acting tough! "
Xu Beili rolled her eyes. Jiang Chen's "showing off" was so unexpected that she couldn't react at all.
"I'm serious with you!"
Xu Beili glared at Jiang Chen. "Don't interrupt!"
Jiang Chen spread his hands. "Oh, okay."
"Okay."
Xu Beili was satisfied. "I'll shoot for you now. Get ready."
"Wait a minute!"
Jiang Chen stopped her again.
Xu Beili was helpless. "What's wrong?"
"What's next? You didn't tell me? "
"Next …"
Xu Beili was energized and said excitedly, "Next, I'll make a grand entrance! After all, my short videos are mainly about promoting positive energy! "
"You can't just show off!"
"After you're done showing off, I'll make my appearance."
"My persona is a young, beautiful, energetic, caring, capable, and skillful (5,000 words omitted) urban super beauty!"
Xu Beili talked non-stop.
Her fans covered their faces one by one. /﹏/
"Queen, it's starting again!"
"She loves this kind of scene the most!"
"It can't be, right? I'm tired of watching this kind of positive energy. "
"Yeah, she's always the savior of the world. If she's not teaching this person a lesson, then she's teaching that person a lesson. In short, she's the kindest. After watching her for a long time, I feel like she's a saint! "
Although the fans were complaining crazily, Xu Beili loved this kind of pretentious scene the most, so she continued acting as usual.
"Do you understand now? You're a pretentious young man who has gone astray. Other than showing off, you're useless. And I'm a super beauty who has descended into the world to save you from life! "
Xu Beili said earnestly, "You'll start off by showing off crazily. Then I'll appear and advise you: Young people shouldn't only learn how to show off. You should be down-to-earth and go to work. Only then will you have a good life and a chance to turn over a new leaf. In the end, you'll be influenced by me. You'll put down your pretentious act and become a Buddha on the spot. Pfft, you'll devote yourself to work! "
"What do you think of this?"
"Well …"
Jiang Chen looked like he was in a dilemma.
I'm really awesome. You want me to show off … I'm not used to it.
Sigh …
There's no other way.
In order to hide the truth, I'll go all out.
Jiang Chen nodded. "Okay, I agree."
"Not yet!"
Xu Beili looked disgusted. "How can you wear an errand uniform? Won't you be exposed? It doesn't make sense! Change immediately! "
She was also well-prepared. She took out a suit from her bag. "Fortunately, I prepared this in advance. It's more than ten thousand yuan! Put it on first! "
Jiang Chen: "…"
Jiang Chen went to the bathroom and changed into the suit that cost more than ten thousand yuan.
Prince Charming mode: on!
He was so handsome that he instantly blinded the dog eyes of the livestream viewers!
"Damn!"
"This … is too handsome?"
"Damn it! I feel like he can live off a woman! "
"He's so handsome! I strongly urge the queen to change the plot. He can play the role of a sweet and domineering CEO! "
Even the female internet celebrity was blinded by Jiang Chen!
She was very proud!
She asked Jiang Chen.
"Look, how do you feel wearing my suit that costs more than ten thousand yuan?"
Jiang Chen thought for a moment and said, "A suit that costs more than ten thousand yuan is indeed different!"
"How is it different?"
Xu Beili was very proud.
"This is much worse than the Gucci suit that I personally custom-made by an international master."
Jiang Chen said seriously, "Whether it's the material, the tailoring, or the design, it's much worse! Forget it, for the sake of the errand order, I'll bear with it. "
Xu Beili: "…"
The livestream: "…"
The air suddenly froze for a full ten minutes.
Then, they burst into laughter.
"Wahahaha!"
"The queen has failed again!"
"How do you feel wearing a suit that costs more than ten thousand yuan? It's far worse than my custom-made suit that costs more than a million yuan! "
"This godly turn of events, I'm about to die of laughter!"
Jiang Chen looked at Xu Beili's dazed expression as if she was doubting life. He couldn't bear to see her like this, so he added, "It's okay, really! I can make do with it. It's just a video anyway … "
"Stop it!"
Xu Beili yelled. (* ̄) ̄)!
I couldn't tell that you're really good at showing off.
You haven't even started acting yet, but you're already in character?
This wave of posturing really made me feel stifled ~ ~
She was caught off guard!
"Hurry up and start, I beg you!"
Xu Beili cried.
...
The filming began!
Xu Beili took out her phone and filmed Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen sat on the sofa in Pangu Hotel's cafe, crossed his legs, and monologued.
"I'm just an errand boy.
"But I only work for two hours every day!
"Because I can't be too tired. I want to live a refined and leisurely life!
"Although I'm just a passerby, I like to show off!
"I know nothing other than showing off.
"But … with my handsomeness, I can show off well!"
Beautiful women kept passing by Jiang Chen.
They were all attracted by the handsome and elegant Jiang Chen, who was drinking coffee. They stole all kinds of gazes.
Off-screen voice: "So handsome!
That young man is really handsome!
He looks so lazy ~ What a gentleman ~
His looks are too good! "
At this moment, it was Xu Beili's turn to appear as a supermodel online celebrity!
Xu Beili was dressed in a beautiful formal dress. She walked over elegantly. At first glance, one could tell that she was rich and beautiful.
Jiang Chen smiled and stood up. "Beauty, do you want to sit down and have a cup of coffee together?"
Xu Beili frowned as if the class teacher had found a child who had gone astray.
Jiang Chen snapped his fingers. "Waiter! A cup of cappuccino for this beauty. I'll have a cup of iced Americano. "
A waiter came up and served the coffee. "Sir, madam, please enjoy."
A bunch of beautiful women passing by were amazed.
"I'm so envious."
"A handsome man and a beautiful woman, what a perfect match!"
"This couple is so good!"
"Do they have to be so sweet?"
Xu Beili did not smile at all when she was on a date with a handsome man like Jiang Chen. Instead, she pulled a long face and said seriously, "Tell me honestly, what do you do for a living?"
Jiang Chen's expression was a little flustered. "I … I'm really a rich second-generation heir!"
"No!"
Xu Beili looked like an experienced conman. She said calmly, "Although you're wearing a suit that costs more than 10,000 yuan, you don't have a branded watch on your wrist! How can a real rich man not wear a branded watch? "
Jiang Chen shook his wrist. "I have one!"
"Ah?"
Xu Beili was shocked.
She did not expect Jiang Chen, an errand boy, to have a watch.
But on second thought.
Haha, at most, it was a street stall product.
Continue acting! Continue your performance!
Continue filming.
Xu Beili's face was serious. She grabbed Jiang Chen's wrist and said seriously, "Young man, your pretentious thoughts are very dangerous! Do you know? Your watch should be fake, right? This is extremely ridiculous. Vacheron Constantin, oh my god … "
She exclaimed.
The watch on Jiang Chen's wrist was actually from the Vacheron Constantin series!
That was a world-class watch that cost at least tens of millions!
Jiang Chen thought that Xu Beili was shocked by his Vacheron Constantin watch and was about to say modestly, "Actually, it's nothing …"
"Oh my god!"
Xu Beili exaggeratedly covered her mouth with both hands and exclaimed, "You actually pretended to be a Vacheron Constantin. This watch costs more than 10 million yuan! You're just an errand boy, how can you afford it? "
Before Jiang Chen could say anything, Xu Beili was already "heartbroken". "I'm really heartbroken! Do you know? You're a handsome young man with a good figure. Why don't you work hard? Why are you pretentious here? Why are you wearing a Vacheron Constantin?
Why don't you rely on your own hands and labor to accumulate wealth bit by bit? "
At this time, in the live broadcast room.
The fans were all hooting along.
"This young man is really a pretentious prick?"
"Vacheron Constantin! And it's even the Vacheron series? Who gave him the courage to wear a knockoff? "
"This thing is in the hands of an errand boy, no one will believe it."
"No!"
Suddenly, someone shouted, "He's wearing it. It should be real!"
The live broadcast room was silent!
Then they burst into laughter.
"Really? You mean, he can afford a watch that costs more than 10 million yuan? "
"No!"
That person said very seriously, "This is not a watch that costs more than 10 million yuan, but 20 million yuan! And I can be sure that he's wearing a real Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem! Because I'm in the sales of this brand, and I've seen this watch before! "
The entire live broadcast room: "…"
It suddenly fell silent.
The most frightening thing was the sudden silence.
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