The next day, Jiang Chen continued to run errands.
He received another strange order.
This time, the request was: [Last night, I spent the night with my colleague, Zhang Xiaoyan. She took the hotel room card early in the morning. The hotel wants to deduct 100 yuan, but I'll give you 20 yuan. Go and find Zhang Xiaoyan and get the room card back.]
Jiang Chen: [Damn.]
What kind of memory is this?
Jiang Chen rode his bike to the customer's location according to the navigation on the order.
On a restaurant street.
He looked left and right.
Finally, he saw the photo. The customer, Zhang Xiaoyan, was sitting and drinking tea with a man.
Jiang Chen ran over.
"Zhang Xiaoyan?"
When Zhang Xiaoyan saw Jiang Chen, her first impression was —
Damn, so handsome!
Why would such a handsome man take the initiative to look for me?
I'm so shy, I'm embarrassed ~
"Hello, may I ask …" Zhang Xiaoyan blinked.
Jiang Chen went straight to the point. "It's like this. You left too early in the morning and took the hotel room card with you. You can't check out! Find the room card now and give it to me! "
Zhang Xiaoyan was confused.
“？？？”
Who checked into a room with you?
What are you talking about?
The more the man beside her listened, the more his face turned green.
"Who is he!!"
He glared at Zhang Xiaoyan and questioned.
Zhang Xiaoyan was flustered. She desperately winked at Jiang Chen and explained, "Listen to me, I don't know this man!"
Jiang Chen smiled politely. "Hello, are you her colleague? You're quite handsome. Hello, hello! "
The man stared at the handsome Jiang Chen. Ten thousand alpacas ran through his heart …
This handsome man was 200 times more handsome than him!
He was simply crushed in terms of appearance.
When he heard Jiang Chen talk about "room card", "last night", and "hotel", his head gradually turned green …
He was flustered and exasperated. He suddenly stood up. "What colleague? I'm her husband! What room card? Didn't you go to see your best friend yesterday? Who is he? "
Only then did Jiang Chen realize.
Damn.
No wonder Zhang Xiaoyan desperately winked at me just now.
'Feelings are …'
He had accidentally misunderstood!
The man pointed at Jiang Chen and said to Zhang Xiaoyan, "Tell me clearly, who is he?"
Zhang Xiao Yan panicked. "I don't know. I really don't know him."
"Hehe …"
The man sneered. "A man is asking for your hotel room card so early in the morning? You still don't know him? "
"I really don't know him …"
Zhang Xiaoyan almost cried!
Jiang Chen hurriedly explained, "It's a mistake, a mistake! I'm just an errand boy! Your best friend asked me to get the room card from you! Weren't you two together yesterday? "
"Are you an errand boy?" Zhang Xiaoyan breathed a sigh of relief and rolled her eyes. "Okay, I'll find one for you!"
"Hehe."
Jiang Chen smiled faintly.
"Errand boy? Hehe, you still want to lie to me! "Her husband was full of distrust.
"Really! I have a screenshot of the order here. "Jiang Chen took out his phone and handed it to the man.
The man stared at the phone for a while before he believed it. "So it's really an errand boy!"
Jiang Chen: "Sorry, I spoke too hastily just now."
The misunderstanding was resolved.
Jiang Chen took the room card and went back to report.
When he ran to the hotel, a man was waiting at the door!
The man took Jiang Chen's room card and breathed a sigh of relief. "Her husband, you didn't notice, right?"
Jiang Chen nodded. "Don't worry. I didn't expect that he would be sitting opposite Zhang Xiaoyan. I almost became suspicious. But thanks to my quick-wittedness, I changed my words at the last minute and said that she was my best friend. "
"Isn't it just a few colleagues playing cards overnight?"
The man shrugged with a wronged expression. "She just lost more than 300 yuan. Why are you being so sneaky?"
Jiang Chen: "!!!"
'F * ck! What a turn of events!
It's actually a turn of events!
So, they've been playing cards all night? '
He laughed until he cried …
He rested for an hour …
Jiang Chen received another order.
[Accompany me on a blind date!]
A handsome guy (80 points ugly man) saw Jiang Chen and said, "I want to go on a blind date."
Jiang Chen: "???"
'Damn it!
'Ten orders and eight blind dates!
'Can you guys come up with something new?'
However, it was a little different this time.
The handsome guy stared at Jiang Chen and said, "I need you to pretend to be my brother!"
Jiang Chen: "???"
The handsome guy coughed. "It's like this. I'm going on a blind date. I'm very satisfied with the girl over there. She's very qualified and beautiful. Unfortunately, I'm afraid that she won't like me. "
Jiang Chen nodded.
The handsome guy's eyes lit up. "So, I thought of a way. That is to find someone to pretend to be my brother and accompany me on a blind date to praise me!"
Jiang Chen was energized.
This seemed very creative!
This position was very new. He had never experienced it before!
The handsome guy beamed with joy. "After it's done, I'll give you a big red packet."
“OJ8K！”
Jiang Chen made a gesture.
However …
Unexpectedly, there was a turn of events.
"This is my information!"
The handsome guy took out a thick stack of information and handed it to Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded …
'Damn it. What is this?'
"This is the information I compiled overnight!"
The handsome guy raised his eyebrows with a devilish look. "These are the most awesome character profiles I compiled from the Internet."
"The most awesome character profiles?"
Jiang Chen was shocked. "You? Are you going to use them on yourself? "
How could there be such a shameless person in this world?
"Yes!"
The young man beamed with joy. "I've been compiling them for an entire night! I didn't sleep at all! "
Jiang Chen: "…"
'You pretended to be cool in front of the girl on the blind date, prepared the draft, and didn't sleep for an entire night …
'Can you be any more shameless?'
'Other people pretended to be cool on the spur of the moment. However, you planned it carefully and didn't sleep for an entire night!'
'This kind of pretentious criminal should be dragged over and beaten to death!'
Jiang Chen picked up the information and flipped through a few pages. The more he read, the bigger his eyes became!
He was completely shocked!
Because …
'Why is the experience of the extremely awesome person on the thick stack of printed information more and more similar to mine?'
'He grew up alone and his parents died. He grew up in an orphanage and graduated from a famous school.
'He delivered packages, drove Didi, delivered takeout …'
'But he owns luxury cars, yachts, villas, branded watches, owns Pangu Hotel, a financial center building, restaurants …'
'He owns countless assets and is rich.'
'Why is it that the more I read, the more I think the person on this information is … me?'
Sure enough, at the end of the information, Jiang Chen saw a familiar name.
"This information is compiled from the legendary experience of Jiang Chen and Brother Chen that has been circulating on the Internet."
"You, you actually want to pretend to be someone named Jiang Chen and brag to your blind date?"
Jiang Chen was extremely shocked.
"Yes."
The young man said matter-of-factly, "I've always heard that Jiang Chen is very awesome! I spent an entire night sorting out some of his experiences on the Internet and found that he is indeed awesome! Hahaha, but I don't believe it at all! How can there be such an awesome person in this world? "
"You're bragging! Haha … "
"A kid who just left school a few years ago actually owns so many assets? Some people even said that if he didn't keep a low profile, he would definitely be on the Forbes Young Billionaires List! How is that possible? "
Jiang Chen chuckled. 'Forbes Young Billionaires List? Who the f * ck are you scolding? I'm clearly on the Forbes Rich List! And I'm at the top! '
"Although I don't believe a word of Jiang Chen's awesome experience," the young man said arrogantly.
"However, it's undeniable that his experience is very suitable for bragging. If you want to brag, use his template! "
Jiang Chen: 'I'm crying from laughing …'
'How should I get along with this idiot?
I'm waiting online, it's urgent! '
"But he owns those branded watches, villas, and sports cars. How are you going to disguise yourself?"
Jiang Chen asked curiously.
"I'm different from other braggards. I'm a rich man! A rich second generation! "
The young man smiled proudly. "My dad has a branded car, but it's different from what he brags about on the Internet. I only have a Bentley, but it's enough for bragging on blind dates."
Jiang Chen: "…"
"I also have a Vacheron Constantin and a detached villa!"
The young man sneered. "This Jiang Chen is qualified for me to pretend to be his experience and brag to a girl. It's enough to make him proud!"
Jiang Chen: "…"
'No! I'm not proud! '
"Since you're so outstanding, why did you hire me?"
Jiang Chen was puzzled.
"Well, I'm just bragging."
The young man sneered and said, "I'm always embarrassed to brag about myself, so I need you to brag about me! I want you to memorize this information by heart. Then you can tell me all about Jiang Chen's experiences and tell me all about them. Just praise me as much as you can! "
Jiang Chen laughed so hard that he cried …
'I didn't expect that one day I would be hired to brag about him with my own experience.'
'I, Jiang Chen, can also be the group leader?'
'I've never seen such a shameless person!'
"In short!"
The young man said proudly, "Go and memorize it. When she comes later, you'll be able to deal with her."
"There's no need to memorize it."
Jiang Chen didn't need to memorize his own experience. He shrugged and said, "I have a photographic memory. I've read it once just now. It's definitely not wrong."
"Really?"
The young man was surprised. "Then I'll ask you a few questions?"
"Go ahead!"
"Jiang Chen, how many shares do you have in LV Group? How many shareholders are you? "
"Jiang Chen, how many hotels do you own? Where are they? What's their name? "
Jiang Chen answered them one by one.
"Awesome, brother! You're actually half right … Although there are many things wrong, it doesn't matter as long as you can brag! "
The young man gave Jiang Chen a thumbs up.
Jiang Chen: "…"
'Only half right?'
After thinking about it, he realized that the information on the Internet must be nonsense.
The two of them walked to the rendezvous point together.
Jiang Chen had been wearing a mask the whole time.
After a while.
A beautiful woman came!
She was really a rare beauty!
93 points!
The beautiful woman was a little disinterested. She came, sat down, glanced at the man, and said directly to the handsome man,
"I was forced by my family to go on a blind date. To be honest, I don't have a good impression of you. You're not my cup of tea! "
"My type is Detective Jiang, the guy who is popular on the Internet. His name is Jiang Chen! Jiang Chen is my idol! "
The beautiful woman stood up coldly and said, "So, we're not suitable for each other!"
"Detective Jiang?"
When the handsome man heard that, he became energetic!
'Damn!
'Isn't the information I prepared last night about Jiang Chen?
'Isn't Detective Jiang's experience about Jiang Chen himself?
'My review content just happens to suit this beautiful woman's taste!'
'I can't pass this exam?'
"Haha …"
When the handsome man saw that the beautiful woman was cold to him, his eyes lit up. He hurriedly winked at Jiang Chen.
'Praise the group leader, it's your turn!'
'The point is, Jiang Chen!'
'Put Jiang Chen's experience on my head!'
"Ahem …"
Jiang Chen smiled. "I'm his brother, so I know him very well."
As soon as he opened his mouth, the beautiful woman's eyes couldn't help but be attracted to him!
'Wow!
'Handsome man!
'He's really handsome and has such a temperament!'
'Although he's wearing a mask, he's still so handsome!'
More importantly, he looks a little like Jiang Chen! '
(There were only some very blurry photos of Jiang Chen on the Internet.)
The beautiful woman's eyes began to light up …
She was about to leave, but she was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, she sat down and listened to Jiang Chen with interest.
"Okay, go ahead!"
"Yes."
Jiang Chen smiled slightly. "Actually."
"Actually."
The handsome man snatched it and boasted, "I think that men should be responsible first."
"Tsk!" The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at him. "You're praising yourself! Boring and superficial! "
Jiang Chen immediately praised the handsome man. "Yes, he's not only responsible, but also very trustworthy!"
"Oh?"
The handsome man's eyes lit up. "Tell me specifically, how can I be trustworthy?"
Jiang Chen said with a smile, "For example, someone likes to borrow money and not pay it back …"
The beautiful woman nodded in agreement.
"But he …"
Jiang Chen pointed at the man. "Although he owes so much money, he'll pay it back when he says he'll pay it back!"
The beautiful woman couldn't help but laugh.
The handsome man was speechless.
'I've been defeated by you!'
He lowered his head. 'Tragic …'
'Damn it!
This doesn't match my grand and upright character! '
He lowered his voice and said to Jiang Chen, "Didn't I tell you to praise me as much as you can?"
Jiang Chen spread his hands. "Didn't I praise you just now?"
The handsome man was speechless.
'Damn it!
'This praise …
'It's better not to praise me!'
"Young people, who doesn't have a hard time?"
The handsome man smiled awkwardly and couldn't even raise his head.
"But!"
He was eager to change his impression. "But I think the most important thing for a person is to be ambitious! A man who is ambitious is the most handsome! "
As the handsome man spoke, he bowed to Jiang Chen on the table!
'I'm bowing to the big boss!
'Please praise me, big boss!
'But I must praise him to the point!
'Don't go off topic!
'This goddess is too beautiful. I really can't fly away.'
The beautiful woman nodded. 'A man who is ambitious is the most handsome!' This saying is not wrong. '
Jiang Chen immediately started praising the group leader mode. "That's right! He's especially ambitious! "
"Although he didn't graduate from junior high school …"
The handsome man was speechless.
The beautiful woman was speechless.
Jiang Chen continued to say seriously, "But! He's already the deputy captain of the security team at such a young age! "
The beautiful woman couldn't help but burst into laughter …
The handsome man covered his face with both hands …
He was so stifled that he didn't want to speak …
'What should I do?
'It's too difficult for me!
'With such a praising group leader on the side, praising me with all his might, who can stand it?'
"I can't pass this level."
The handsome man finally couldn't take it anymore. He took out his phone, opened the game, and handed it to Jiang Chen. "Help me pass!"
The moment he handed it to Jiang Chen, he said in a low voice, "Don't talk!"
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