Jiang Chen answered a call from Xiao He, his lackey from the capital.
Xiao He said, "Brother Chen! I spent two weeks chasing a goddess and now I'm going to meet her parents. Brother Chen, can you pretend to be my brother and help me? "
Jiang Chen said, "But I'm shopping now. I'm not free!"
Xiao He said, "Brother Chen, don't be in such a hurry to refuse. It's still early! Brother Chen, you can come over after shopping. "
Jiang Chen said, "Oh, then tell me about the situation."
Xiao He said, "Brother Chen, we met at the airport. She came back from studying abroad with her mother, and then …"
Xiao He told him the whole story.
This time, Xiao He didn't continue to hide his identity. Instead, he rudely said that he was a local rich second-generation heir who owned several houses and was worth more than 100 million yuan.
Sure enough, once his identity was revealed, the originally slow process of falling in love started to become much faster. Everything fell into place naturally.
However, this also made Xiao He feel a little insecure. He was afraid that the other party loved his money, so he wanted to ask Jiang Chen for help.
"Well, bring your real estate certificate or something."
"Okay, Brother Chen, I'll come to you in an hour."
He hung up the phone.
"Honey, what happened?" Lin Xiran asked curiously.
"Oh, it's just a small matter. How can it be compared to shopping?"
Jiang Chen smiled gently and rubbed Lin Xiran's head affectionately.
After all, Lin Xiran used her lunch break to accompany Jiang Chen shopping. Jiang Chen cherished it very much.
An hour later.
Jiang Chen reluctantly watched Lin Xiran go back to the police station.
Xiao He sent the time and address. It was Chaoyang Dayue City, which was one of Jiang Chen's properties.
Jiang Chen calculated the time. There was still an hour before the real meeting time. He could pick up a takeout on the way.
He opened the Rice Ball App.
"Ding! You have received a new order. Destination: Xinhe Garden … "
Rejected.
"Ding! You have received … Destination: Lijiang Garden … "
Rejected.
"Ding! You have received … Milk Tea … Destination: XX clothing store on the third floor of Chaoyang Dayue City. "
It's on the way!
Accept!
Jiang Chen rode his bicycle to the milk tea shop to get the milk tea. Then, he went all the way to Chaoyang Dayue City.
Riding the bike and walking ~ ~
Suddenly, a red-haired beauty walked in front with a bag.
While she was digging into her purse, a thick stack of money suddenly fell out!
The red-haired beauty didn't notice anything and continued walking forward.
"Beauty, you dropped your money!"
Jiang Chen called out to him.
He squats down to help the red-haired beauty pick up the money ~ ~
Who would have thought ~ ~
The next second, the red-haired beauty suddenly shouted, "Don't move!"
Jiang Chen was startled.
You won't let me pick it up?
Did this red-haired beauty have some sort of misunderstanding about me?
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "I'm just helping you pick up the money ~ ~"
"No need."
The red-haired beauty raised her hand and looked at her watch.
Countdown!
"3.2.1 ~ ~ Done!"
The red-haired beauty said proudly and said to Jiang Chen, "I've already earned back the ten thousand yuan!"
He laughed in his heart. "Recently, this pretentious joke has been very popular in Zhuyin. I didn't expect to be pretentious today!
It meant that he could earn ten thousand yuan in three seconds!
She waved her hand and said, "I don't want the money anymore! I'll give it all to you! "
Jiang Chen: "???"
Beauty, I've never met you before. Is this really okay?
Is it really okay to be pretentious in front of a handsome delivery man who doesn't pocket the money you picked up?
I'm doing a good deed for your own good.
How can you be pretentious in front of me?
Doesn't your conscience hurt?
If that's the case …
Jiang Chen picked up the money in surprise and said, "Thank you, beauty. Thank you for the money!"
The red-haired beauty looked at Jiang Chen picking up the money on the ground in confusion.
"Wait, that's my money!" The beauty was anxious. She was just pretentious just now. Now that she saw the ten thousand yuan being picked up just like that, she didn't care about her pretentiousness anymore and pounced on the money.
"Chase me if you dare ~" Jiang Chen burst out laughing and rode away on his bike.
Idiot.
Do you think I don't watch Zhuyin!
Do you think I won't pick up money like Zhuyin?
Naive!
"Stop, stop ~ ~ Ahhh ~ ~" The purple-haired beauty looked at Jiang Chen's back and stomped her feet in anger.
Crack ~ ~
The heel of her shoe was broken!
Beauty, fell ~ ~
Tragic!
She stopped a taxi and said, "Mister, to Chaoyang Dayue City …"
Although she fell, she still had to go on a date with her best friend and buy a pair of shoes.
.....
Jiang Chen took the money happily. This kind of money was even better than the hundreds of millions of yuan in his account every month!
Four minutes later, he arrived at Chaoyang Dayue City.
Then, he sent the milk tea to the third floor.
At this moment …
Ring ~ ~ ~
Xiao He called, "Brother, are you here?"
Jiang Chen said, "I'm here. The delivery man just sent food to the third floor. Are you here?"
"I'm here. The other party is here too. Kashima Cafe."
"Wait for me. Three minutes."
Kashima Cafe.
Xiao He, the blind date, and the blind date's mother sat facing each other.
"What? Your brother is delivering food? "The blind date's mother frowned and looked mean.
"Yes." Xiao He could understand why Jiang Chen went to deliver food to experience life. How noble!
The blind date's mother whispered to her daughter, "Could he be a scammer?"
Her daughter also frowned and felt that she had been cheated.
The mother said, "It's okay. Maybe he heard wrongly. He might be receiving food."
Soon, Jiang Chen arrived.
He wore a mask, a helmet, and a rice ball uniform … He walked into the cafe.
"Brother, over here!" Xiao He waved her hand loudly.
The blind date's mother and daughter frowned.
Sit down.
Jiang Chen sized up the mother and daughter sitting opposite him.
The woman: She lives like a princess. She looks arrogant and looks down on people. Her financial situation should be good, but it shouldn't be very good. She looks like a nouveau riche.
The girl: She's really pretty. 88 points and above. But according to Jiang Chen's past experience, she's a bitch!
The woman sized up Jiang Chen for a while and said arrogantly.
"My daughter is knowledgeable and talented. If she didn't have a good family background, she would never be with your brother."
Jiang Chen nodded. "I agree."
The woman: "Let's go straight to the procedure …"
Jiang Chen smiled. "Okay."
The woman took out a red book and slammed it on the table.
"Bachelor's degree from Harvard University!"
Jiang Chen smiled faintly and took out a house book from Xiao He's bag.
"A villa in Xishan No. 1 Courtyard, 400 square meters!"
The woman was satisfied and continued to take out a red book.
"Master's degree from Cambridge University!"
Jiang Chen said casually, "A villa in Dayue City, 300 square meters!"
The woman was even more satisfied.
Rich!
Many customers in the cafe were also attracted by Jiang Chen's movement.
"Damn! He's rich! "
"Is this a meeting between the elders of the couple? Why does it feel like they're negotiating terms? "
"Isn't a blind date about negotiating terms? Otherwise, what's the reason for the sky-high betrothal gifts? "
"I have to say, that handsome guy is very rich. Xishan No. 1 Courtyard, these are all luxurious mansions that cost tens of millions each!"
"That woman is not bad either. She has a master's degree from Cambridge University … But I don't like her."
"I don't like her either. She's like a green tea."
"Hey, I feel the same way."
“...”
The woman continued to take out a red book. "She's a guest of the royal family of Arthur and also an American citizen. When she has a child, she'll be a noble American!"
The girl on the blind date also held her head high and was very proud.
Xiao He's expression changed.
The expressions of everyone in the cafe also changed.
It was a shepherd dog!
As China's national strength increased, the pride of the people increased. It could be said that they hated this kind of shepherd dog very much.
Jiang Chen pressed Xiao He's shoulder and looked at the woman with a smile. He calmly took out Xiao He's ID card.
Smack!
He slammed it on the table.
"China permanent resident ID card!"
The woman and the girl on the blind date: "…"
Then …
Clatter!
There was a loud applause!
"Good!"
"Handsome guy, awesome!"
"I'm Chinese, I'm proud!"
"Shepherd dog, get out of China!"
The woman and the girl on the blind date felt the turbulent emotions around them and their expressions changed.
The woman questioned Jiang Chen, "What do you mean?"
Jiang Chen sneered. "What do you mean? I'm Chinese, I'm proud! You yellow-skinned people with white hearts are not good enough for my brother! Get out! "
"Good!"
"Yes, you're not good enough!"
Countless people in the cafe applauded enthusiastically again.
Jiang Chen looked at the mother and daughter with a cold smile. "What? Why aren't you leaving? Do you want to stay here and be scolded? "
"You … You …" The woman and the girl on the blind date were so angry that they ran away. 7 Questions
Xiao He's blind date failed and left in disappointment.
After leaving the mall, Jiang Chen looked at Xiao He and couldn't help but comfort him. "Xiao He, this woman is a green tea b * tch. It's better if you break up with her."
"Brother Chen, it's all thanks to you," Xiao He said sincerely. "If it weren't for you, I might have been fooled by her."
"Xiao He."
Jiang Chen exhorted her earnestly, "Women shouldn't only pursue beauty. You should pursue virtue. You should have a good heart, be nice to you, and be good-looking. That's enough for you to live with!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Xiao He nodded and agreed. "Brother Chen, you're so experienced in life. You're so sincere. It's better than ten years of studying! "
At this moment, the goddess of lawyers, Lan Nuanyan, who scored full marks, walked over.
Lan Nuanyan was pleasantly surprised. She rushed over. "Hubby!"
"Hey."
Jiang Chen was very intimate with her.
Xiao He was petrified!
F * ck!
Why did this goddess call Brother Chen hubby?!
She was a 100 points beauty!
After Lan Nuanyan left, Xiao He was confused. She asked Jiang Chen, "Brother Chen, didn't you say that you should pursue virtue, good on the inside, and a passable appearance when marrying a wife? She was simply a goddess just now. "
Jiang Chen was surprised. "Is she beautiful? She's just a little prettier than ordinary women. "
Thump!
Xiao He collapsed.
You don't know your wife's beauty!
You're awesome!
At this moment, a Porsche 911 stopped beside Jiang Chen.
The car window rolled down.
An outstanding beauty with an outstanding temperament greeted Jiang Chen shyly.
Chu Lingyao blinked her big eyes!
"Hubby, why are you here?"
Chu Lingyao was shopping with her best friend. When she saw Jiang Chen, she hurried over to greet him.
"I'm shopping with my friend. Yaoyao, you go ahead. I'll find you later." Jiang Chen smiled slightly.
"Then ~ Hubby, give me a kiss!" Chu Lingyao pouted cutely.
Jiang Chen kissed her, and Chu Lingyao left sweetly.
Xiao He was dumbfounded ~ ~
After Chu Lingyao left, Xiao He asked weakly, "Brother Chen, what do you mean by that?"
Jiang Chen's expression did not change, and his heart did not skip a beat. He said lightly, "That's a confidante! I did teach you that you should find a virtuous and good wife, but you can still have a confidante. "
Clang ~ ~
Xiao He's worldview collapsed!
Xiao He cried.
Brother Chen, you're abusing single people.
Even the Four Heavenly Kings of the Acting Tough World added together are not as awesome as you!
At this moment, Su Xiaoxiao walked towards them. When she saw Jiang Chen, she skipped over. "Hubby ~ ~"
Jiang Chen waved. "Xiaoxiao, hello ~ ~"
After being intimate for a while, Su Xiaoxiao went back to work.
Xiao He looked at Jiang Chen with grief and indignation. "Brother Chen, you just said that you should just make do with one wife. Why are you having two … Oh, three wives!"
Jiang Chen was surprised. "I did educate you. It's okay to have one wife, but if you have more than one wife, won't you reach the peak of your life? Isn't that right? "
"F * ck!!"
Xiao He was defeated ~ ~
Brother Chen, you're awesome!
Xiao He vomited blood ~ ~
He felt that he would never believe Brother Chen's one-sided words again!
Brother Chen's words were all lies ~ ~
What: When looking for a wife, don't find a pretty one. Find a kind-hearted one and just make do with it ~ ~
(* * □ ′) * (* ━ *)
Like hell I'll believe you!!
The two of them found a place to sit down.
Xiao He took out his phone. "Brother Chen, do you play Glory?"
Jiang Chen: "I've already uninstalled Glory."
Jiang Chen started playing Glory when he was a delivery boy. Jiang Chen liked to play games that were easy to learn.
Xiao He was surprised. "No way, Brother Chen, how did you uninstall it? It's Glory. Guys who play Glory are the most handsome! "
Jiang Chen: "But I don't have enough memory, so I uninstalled it."
Xiao He: "Brother Chen, you can't be. If you're so rich, why didn't you buy a super memory card?"
Jiang Chen: "My phone's memory card already has 1T. It's the latest technology, but I have too many photos and videos …"
Xiao He was curious. "What photos and videos?"
Jiang Chen: "Photos of girlfriends." (He opened the album and handed it to Xiao He) "Look, this is from yesterday … this is from the day before …"
He flipped through the sweet couple photos one by one ~ ~
And he had more than one girlfriend!
All of them were beautiful!
Jiang Chen put away his phone and smiled. "Okay, I can only show you the photos. The videos are private."
Xiao He's smile gradually disappeared …
Looking up ~ ~
Crying until I'm bald!!!
I'm single, woof woof woof ~ ~
At this moment …
The red-haired beauty noticed Jiang Chen.
"Ah, you're here!!"
"F * ck!!"
Jiang Chen was shocked and quickly ran away!
The red-haired beauty shouted, "You, you, you … Stop right there!"
Xiao He fell down!
She looked up at Jiang Chen with tears in her eyes!
"Brother Chen … How many do you have?!"
Jiang Chen shouted innocently, "I really don't know!"
Xiao He rolled her eyes. "Brother Chen, I won't believe what you say anymore."
Jiang Chen explained loudly, "It's true, I'm innocent. I just picked up her money …"
The red-haired beauty was furious and chased after him.
Jiang Chen rode his bicycle and ran away. Soon, he disappeared into the distance.
Little He, on the other hand, was a little stupid. The red-haired beauty caught up with him, grabbed him by the collar, and threw him over her shoulder.
She said fiercely, "Tell me! Who was that just now? "
Xiao He: "…"
.....
Jiang Chen was in a good mood.
"Haha, you want to catch me? Dream on ~ ~"
However, the joy turned to sorrow.
Screech ~ ~
Clang! It crashed into a Bentley Continental.
Damn —
Several scratches appeared on the Bentley.
The owner was a middle-aged man. When he got out of the car and saw the scratches, he frowned and looked at Jiang Chen. He was a delivery man.
Jiang Chen apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't see the road … How much is it? I'll pay for it!"
He had to pay for the car he hit. This was the bottom line of a person.
The owner shook his head and smiled. "This car is very cheap. A few hundred yuan will do. You don't have to pay for it."
Jiang Chen looked at the owner and nodded inwardly. He was not arrogant. Instead, he pretended that the car was cheap and lowered the repair fee.
At this time, a woman came out of the passenger seat.
She glared at the middle-aged man. "You're the only one who knows how to be a good person!"
She looked at Jiang Chen. "Handsome, this car is not cheap. It's more than four million yuan. Two scratches. The repair fee is not small."
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "It's okay. Tell me how much it is. I still have the money."
"Honey, forget it." The middle-aged man thought that Jiang Chen, a delivery man, should not have much money. It was an accident just now. Besides, he was not short of money. There was no need to make things difficult for the delivery man.
"No, no. Thank you for your kindness. I still have to pay for it." At this time, Jiang Chen said, "How about this? I have a Bentley too. My girlfriend scratched it once. The repair fee is about eighty thousand yuan. The scratches are two or three times wider and deeper. I'll pay you three hundred thousand yuan."
Pfft ~
The middle-aged man and his wife: "…"
They looked at Jiang Chen in a daze!
Jiang Chen took out his phone. "What's your WeChat ID? Let's add each other. I'll transfer the money to you."
He opened his wallet.
It showed: 1,836,652,777.32
It was dazzling!
The middle-aged man and his wife saw it at a glance.
One comma, two commas, three commas …
1.8 billion!
Their eyes were popping out!
F * ck!
1.8 billion!
This must be fake, right?
Is this really a delivery man? How can he be richer than my entire fortune?
Their hearts were in turmoil. They could not calm down for a long time.
This was definitely a big shot!
The legendary low-key big shot!
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Come, add me as a friend. I'll transfer the money to you."
If it was an ordinary person, he would definitely not give others the chance to add him as a friend. However, this middle-aged man had a good character.
"You don't have to compensate me. Let's add each other as friends. My name is Cheng Guohui …" The middle-aged man excitedly took out his phone and added Jiang Chen as a friend.
Jiang Chen transferred three hundred thousand yuan directly …
"Ding! Your daily transfer account is twenty thousand yuan. You can't transfer it out … "
Jiang Chen frowned.
"What the hell? Not even ten thousand yuan? "
He did not want his WeChat balance.
He changed to bank payment …
In the end …
"Ding! Your daily transfer account is limited to two hundred thousand yuan. You can't transfer it out … "
Jiang Chen: "…"
He said to Cheng Guohui apologetically, "I'm sorry, I have a limit. I'll transfer two hundred thousand to you first …"
Then, he transferred two hundred thousand yuan each time, one hundred thousand yuan each time. A total of three hundred thousand yuan was transferred.
Cheng Guohui hurriedly said, "No, it's really not necessary."
The two of them declined for a while. In the end, Cheng Guohui took the money.
Cheng Guohui was curious. "Mr. Jiang, are you really a delivery man?"
Jiang Chen nodded. "Yes, I'm experiencing life."
Cheng Guohui gave him a thumbs up. "Awesome!"
The two of them waved goodbye.
In the car, Cheng Guohui sighed and said to his wife, "The capital is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. We have to be more cautious in the future and be kind to others."
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