.....
The next day, at noon.
Jiang Chen started to deliver food. This was the third order today.
"Eh? What order is it? It's actually delivered to Green Movement Gym! "
Jiang Chen did not know whether to laugh or cry. "And it's actually two orders? One is ~ ~ Starbucks Weight Loss Light Salad, and the other is Kentucky Fried Chicken Family Bucket, and it's a super large one! "
These two orders did not seem to match.
One was for weight loss, and the other was for pure meat?
And it was ordered by the same person.
What the hell was this?
.....
On the other side.
Recently, Liu Lan had been living a bad life.
Ever since she was exposed by the veteran b * tch appraiser, Jiang Chen, and her classmates knew her true colors through Su Xiaoxiao's incident, the people around her gradually distanced themselves from her. Her life was getting worse and worse.
To put it simply, her life's major event, her ultimate goal, had been stagnant. There was no progress at all.
Liu Lan was furious!
"Damn Jiang Chen, it's all because of you! You've made my life bleak! "
"No, I must rise up ~ ~"
Liu Lan had an idea!
Become a female streamer!
Female streamers were the holy land of scheming b * tches!
Every day, as long as she dressed up, turned on the highest magnification filter, picked up her phone, and did all kinds of broadcasts, she would be able to get a large number of gifts ~ ~
She had reached the peak of her life.
How good was that?
Thus, Liu Lan began her journey as a female streamer!
Early this morning, Liu Lan began her meticulously prepared journey of showing off.
It took her two hours to put on makeup.
Clothes, the thinnest and most transparent!
The filter was set to the maximum!
Voice, coquettish!
Bitch Max!
Liu Lan thought for a while, and the name of the streaming room was the most attractive one, "Fitness, Long Legs, Fair, Rich, and Beautiful"!
The main theme was a sexy fitness brand!
"Good morning, everyone!"
"Today is another day full of vitality."
"Everyone can call me Lanlan! Today is the first time I'm streaming. Everyone, please take care of this newbie in the future. "
Liu Lan's appearance immediately attracted a lot of attention.
The comment section was suddenly lively.
"Damn, this new female streamer is very beautiful!"
"She's pretty and has a good figure!"
"Drool! I'm craving for your body! "
"(◆) ◆) ~ ~"
"Lanlan? Little sister, you're so pretty. I'm sending you gifts ~ ~ "
On the live streaming site, there were many brainless bootlickers. When they saw Liu Lan's appearance, they immediately sent her gifts.
A wave of carriages flew past ~ ~
"Wow!"
Liu Lan smiled sweetly, "Pen refill, pen refill! My brothers, you're really awesome. The newbie is flattered! "
However ~ ~
Coincidentally, she was standing in front of a large billboard. In the background was the basketball star, Yao Peng.
At this moment, a sharp-eyed person noticed a problem!
"The billboard behind you is the basketball star, Yao Peng, right?"
"Yao Peng, why do you have a pointy mouth and monkey cheeks? Do you look like an alien?"
The group of fanatical bootlickers were all stunned!
There was a lot of discussion.
"Yeah, doesn't Yao Peng have a square face? How did you turn into an alien's face in the camera? "
"Damn, Yao Peng himself saw it. He doesn't even recognize himself!"
"Pfft, I burst out laughing!"
"Ma Dan! If Yao Peng's face is so thin, then Liu Lan's real face must be as wide as a pancake, right? "
"F * ck! Filter Queen! "
"How much of a filter did she turn on? She must have turned it on to the max, right?"
"Let's go, let's go!"
In this day and age, the passers-by were not so easily fooled. As Yao Peng's background was changed by her filter to an alien's face, more than half of the fans that Liu Lan had gathered with great difficulty ran away ~ ~
Liu Lan: "Sob …"
She wanted to cry but had no tears!
How could this be?
Shouldn't I be wearing skimpy clothes and a large group of bootlickers should be licking the screen, kneeling down, and pouncing on me?
Did I get the wrong script?
However, since Liu Lan dared to enter the livestream industry, she must have made sufficient preparations.
She rolled her eyes. It's time to use her trump card!
"Okay, okay, I just thought that the filter was fun, so I turned it on for fun."
Liu Lan's voice was coquettish as she turned off half of the filter. "This is my real face now. Also, I'm not a livestream with good looks. I'm a health livestream host who loves to work out! Look ~ ~ "
She was already a scheming b * tch and had decided that straight men were the weakest in this field!
Gym!
In the gym, the beautiful women's bodies were all great! It was so exciting!
Liu Lan had already thought of how to move these otakus!
She would retreat in order to advance, supplement her looks, and focus on fitness!
She was wearing a fitness vest and a pair of gym pants!
Although Liu Lan was a scheming b * tch and could be said to be top-notch, she did not go to the gym for nothing.
With makeup and a level 5 beauty filter, her looks were 90 points!
Her figure was also quite good, 85 points! With the filter buff, she directly scored 95 points ~ ~
A large group of bootlickers knelt down again!
"Damn, she's really a goddess!"
"Also, after turning off the filter, she's still a beauty! Her figure is also amazing! "
"Goddess, please forgive us?"
"I'm craving fitness goddess the most! Her figure is too good! "
Another wave of gifts started to appear ~ ~ ~
"Thank you! Thank you all for the gifts ~ ~ "
Liu Lan smiled again. It was sweet and full of bitchiness.
She sneered in her heart. "Hehe, a bunch of idiots. You can't stand it even if I show a little of my peerless beauty. As expected, the gifts will not stop. It's too easy to earn money. "
Liu Lan was full of schemes. Her filter skill was just right and did not appear exaggerated. Her pure acting skills were maxed out. Moreover, she dared to wear a fitness suit. As expected, she gained a group of brainless fans.
Her popularity immediately skyrocketed ~ ~
"Oh right, I'll bring everyone to the gym next. I'll show everyone why I have such a good figure, some fitness secrets, and the secrets of my boudoir breakfast and lunch diet. "
Liu Lan continued her performance. She led the camera to the gym. On the way, she smiled sweetly. "Everyone, if you want to work out, if you think that Lanlan's sharing will be helpful to your fitness, please follow, share, and send me gifts."
A group of brainless fans clamored.
"Wow! Fitness Lady is bringing us to the gym for a livestream? "
"I love watching fitness videos of young ladies the most!"
"Her figure is so good! Ahem, I mean, fitness, I love it! "
"Oh no, I don't have enough tissues at home!"
“.....”
The men watching the livestream were drooling.
(◆) ◆)/~ ~
At this moment ~ ~
Jiang Chen had already come downstairs with the takeout.
.....
Liu Lan walked into the gym. There were all kinds of high-end gyms.
She said in a coquettish voice, "Everyone, this is the gym where I work out! Look ~ ~ "
As she walked, she pretended to be very familiar with the gym and greeted the staff who had already arranged for her.
She showed that she often came to the gym.
There were all kinds of exclamations in the livestream.
"Wow! This young lady is really a fitness expert! "
"What a healthy lifestyle!"
"I love energetic beauties the most!"
"She's a real goddess!"
Liu Lan looked at the number of fans in the livestream and sneered disdainfully.
These silly birds are so gullible.
Compared to Jiang Chen, they're much easier to fool.
It's not bad to cheat people to make money.
It's time to show off real skills.
"Hello, everyone. Now, I'll reveal the real reason why my figure is so good!"
Liu Lan pointed to a machine — barbell!
The audience was in an uproar.
"What the hell, really?"
"The goddess is going to perform barbell lifting?"
"This barbell is really, really heavy. 35 kilograms? "
"Damn, is this girl playing with iron? Amazing! "
"If you can lift it, I'll give you a Carnival!"
Liu Lan smiled.
In order to show that she was lifting barbells live, she deliberately walked in front of a guy who was lifting iron.
That guy was originally lifting the barbell with both hands and was panting like a cow. His legs were weak and he was about to give up.
The fitness coach at the side tried to encourage him, but it was useless. He was about to give up.
The coach was helpless and could only go up to help him. He was afraid that he would hit himself.
However, when he saw Liu Lan, who was dressed in gym clothes, walking over in a seductive manner, he glanced at her.
This guy immediately changed into a different person!
He suddenly shouted, "Get out of the way!"
The coach was so scared that he jumped to the side.
This guy pushed the coach away and lifted the barbell high with one hand!
He easily did 10 consecutive barbells!
He pretended to be cool while looking at Liu Lan.
Liu Lan smiled sweetly and turned around.
The beauty went over, and that guy was instantly beaten back to his original state.
Plop.
He was pressed to the ground by the barbell.
In the livestream, there were sounds of people sucking in cold air.
"This is serious!"
"Didn't you see that guy being pressed to the ground and screaming for help?"
"Beauty, be careful with the barbell."
"I'm waiting for the beauty to do the barbell live stream!"
Liu Lan smiled sweetly.
She did it on purpose just now. Every time someone saw a beauty in the barbell area, they would pretend to be cool. It was common for them to fail.
"Hehe, watch me do the barbell!"
She walked up to the first gym equipment.
A burly fitness instructor was waiting by the side to help her.
"Coach Ah Wei, sorry to trouble you!"
She blinked. "You have to protect me."
According to the rules of barbell lifting, there had to be a coach by the side to protect her to prevent the barbell from falling off and hitting her body.
Ah Wei nodded and stretched out his hand, pretending to protect her.
In fact, due to the clever camera angle, the livestream could not see that it was Ah Wei who lifted the barbell. Liu Lan was just pretending …
At this moment, Jiang Chen walked in with two takeout.
Jiang Chen saw it.
Liu Lan placed her phone, lay down, and started to lift the barbell.
But in fact, she was just pretending.
The coach who was assisting her had been helping her.
The 35-kilogram barbell was raised, lowered, raised, lowered …
The livestream exploded!
"F * ck! It's really a beauty lifting weights! "
"Goddess, doing the barbell live stream!"
"35kg! I can't even lift it! "
"This beauty is even stronger than a strong man."
"She's a strong and beautiful fitness streamer!"
A wave of gifts started to appear.
Liu Lan sneered.
On the importance of posing.
She tried her best to perform while pretending to be coy and asking for gifts.
"Did everyone see that? As long as I work hard, there will be results! My body is so good because of my hard work every day. "
"If there's a gift, why don't you do it? Seeing that Lan Lan is working so hard … "
Standing next to them, Jiang Chen almost laughed out loud.
Using the camera angle to pretend to lift the barbell?
That works?
Isn't this a scam?
It was indeed a series of tricks.
He felt a little sorry for the losers who were cheated of their gifts. What should he do?
Jiang Chen took a step closer to take a closer look.
Sure enough, Liu Lan was pretending to be struggling. She closed her eyes and looked like she was in pain. She raised her hands and lowered them, but she didn't use any strength at all.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
He couldn't just sit back and watch the otakus get cheated. What should he do?
He rolled his eyes and came up with a plan.
Jiang Chen patted the coach's shoulder from behind.
The coach shivered and the barbell fell out of his hands!
Jiang Chen quickly grabbed the barbell.
He picked it up easily.
He put it aside.
The coach was speechless.
He saw …
Liu Lan, who didn't know what was going on, was still lying on the ground with her eyes closed. She kept raising and lowering the barbell. She looked like she was in pain.
"Everyone, did you see that? It's really heavy. It's really heavy. I have to persevere! I can't give up. I believe that those who work hard will have good luck! "
The livestream was silent.
Coach Wei was speechless.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
The fans in the livestream were speechless.
They only saw Liu Lan performing alone. Without the barbell, she raised the air and tried her best to look like she was in pain.
The livestream was in chaos.
“66666！”
"She's using so much strength! Goddess! "
"Was she lifting the air just now?"
"I can lift this barbell until the end of time!"
"Damn, was she posing just now? Was she trying to humiliate our intelligence? "
The fans felt that their intelligence had been insulted, and more than half of them ran away.
The people around also ran over to watch. The fitness beauty was doing a livestream of herself lifting the air!
Seeing Liu Lan closing her eyes and lifting the air barbell, the people around her all laughed like pigs.
Liu Lan felt that something was wrong and immediately opened her eyes.
“？？？”
He looked at Coach Wei, who had an awkward expression on his face. Then, he looked at the crowd that was roaring with laughter and the barbell that was placed at the side.
Liu Lan was speechless.
Damn! She screwed up!
What was going on?
Liu Lan, who was pale, rushed into the livestream and looked at the number of fans.
She was so angry that she exploded on the spot.
"You, you, you …"
Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen wearing a delivery uniform, helmet, and mask.
Uh, Liu Lan didn't recognize Jiang Chen.
She only thought that he was a delivery man.
"It's all your fault!"
Liu Lan despised delivery men the most. She screamed, "I'm going to give you a bad review! I'm going to complain! "
Jiang Chen shrugged. "Your delivery is here."
Liu Lan then remembered that she had indeed ordered delivery for the weight-loss livestream in order to show off.
Ahem, she forgot herself.
She quickly looked at the camera, adjusted her mentality, and began to laugh coquettishly again.
"Hehe, isn't it interesting? I was just teasing everyone just now. Of course, I know how to work out, but it's 35 kilograms. Oh, you guys overestimate me. "
Liu Lan's scheming ability was at the max!
Even though she was showing off in the gym just now, she was exposed in public by Jiang Chen and was embarrassed. However, as long as she pouted coquettishly and deliberately lowered the camera to reveal her deep cleavage, the livestream audience who had just been humiliated immediately knelt down.
The number of livestream viewers increased again.
"So, the goddess is joking. I knew it. 35 kilograms is not something I can do."
"Indeed, the goddess's figure is definitely fit!"
"What is IQ? Can you eat it? I don't want it anymore! "
"Haha, I'm definitely not lusting after your body."
"It's a benefit, a benefit for men!"
"Okay."
Liu Lan said coquettishly, "I was really tired just now. I'm going to livestream eating now. "
She took the Starbucks light food salad from Jiang Chen and pretended to say, "One of the important reasons why I maintain such a good figure is that I'm on a diet. I'm very restrained, so I only eat light food salads every day. It's all vegetarian. And I only eat one meal in the morning and one meal at noon. It's so tiring. "
Liu Lan pretended to open the light food salad and showed it to the camera.
A wave of boot-licking comments flew in the livestream.
"As expected of a goddess!"
"It's all vegetables and fruits? No wonder her figure is so good. "
"What a goddess! (◆) ◆)! "
"My heart aches! You have to eat some meat. Otherwise, it'll be too miserable. "
Liu Lan acted like a "top beauty" and said coquettishly, "Eat meat? How can that be? I'm a goddess. For beauty, I can give up anything! Dear friends, do you like me like this? If you do, give me a wave of gifts. "
The boot-licking fans believed her and spammed the "What a goddess". Another wave of gifts flew in.
Jiang Chen watched from the side.
Haha.
If I didn't deliver the food, I would have believed you.
Watch how I destroy the scene!
He smiled and opened the other [Kentucky Malt Family Bucket]. He placed it in front of the camera and said loudly, "Miss! The other malt family bucket you ordered is also here! Please eat it while it's hot! "
Liu Lan, who was pretending to be a goddess and imparting her weight-loss experience, suddenly froze.
Liu Lan: "…"
The fans in the livestream: "…"
Pfft ~
A passerby laughed wildly.
The "goddess" failed again!
The fans in the livestream were all dumbfounded.
"Malt Family Bucket? It's so oily? "
"Damn, I don't eat this spicy food!"
“....”
However, Liu Lan was determined to become the goddess of the livestream world.
"Hmph! Even if I'm unlucky today, I won't give up! "
"Fitness. Even if I fail, I can still livestream the blind date! Show off! "
Liu Lan had an idea.
Recently, in order to become the goddess of the Internet, she didn't put in the effort and effort.
"Dear friends, the family bucket I ordered just now is a bad example. I ordered it on purpose to warn you. Fitness time is over! I have an appointment at 2: 00 PM. I'll take you to the date and livestream it, okay? "
Jiang Chen had just walked to the door when he heard this. He rolled his eyes.
This Liu Lan was indeed a scheming bitch. She could even make up for this?
She was really unscrupulous in order to become famous.
However, Jiang Chen didn't have time to care about Liu Lan.
.....
Just as he walked out of the gym, Jiang Chen received another call.
"Brother Chen, my family helped me make an appointment with a girl. We'll meet at 2 p.m. Can you help me check? "
Jiang Chen took a look and saw that it was his colleague, Xiao Zhong.
Xiao Zhong was an honest person. He had always been single and had never had a girlfriend. Maybe it was his first date and he had stage fright.
"But I still have to deliver food."
"I'll deliver it for you!"
Xiao Zhong hurriedly said, "10 minutes, just 10 minutes."
"Okay."
Jiang Chen thought for a while and agreed.
The two met.
Xiao Zhong thanked him repeatedly.
"Why are you so excited?"
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "You don't even know what the girl looks like."
Xiao Zhong looked excited. "My family has already sent me a photo of the girl. She's a goddess!"
“？？？”
Jiang Chen was suspicious.
There were too many goddesses these days. It was already hard to believe.
"She's a real goddess!"
Xiao Zhong showed Jiang Chen the photo with a fawning look.
Jiang Chen took it and had a look.
He was speechless!
"… Isn't this Liu Lan?"
Why was he fighting with this woman today?
Why was she everywhere he went?
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