After buying the 20 million Vacheron Constantin Crocodile Totem wristwatch, Jiang Chen felt much better.
After having lunch with Avril, their friendship (favorability) gradually improved.
In the afternoon, Jiang Chen drove his Audi and drove a Didi.
(20 million Crocodile Totem:??? Driving a Didi?)
(Gucci: You're here, bro?)
(Crocodile Totem: What's going on?)
(Gucci: Our master is so low-key. You'll get used to it in the future!)
(Crocodile Totem: o (̄ ﹏ ̄) o ~)
At this moment …
The order came. Business came knocking!
"Ding! You've received a new Didi order."
This time, Jiang Chen drove a male Shark-fighting streamer.
This streamer was not simple.
He was an anti-counterfeiter, and he did all sorts of anti-counterfeiting live streams.
The anti-counterfeiter was not only sharp-eyed but also sharp-tongued.
He became famous online because he met an online celebrity who had tens of millions of fans. She was also doing live streams and flaunting her wealth.
"My bag is a limited edition from Hermes this summer. It costs 50,000 each! My heels are a limited edition from Burberry Milan. It costs 60,000 each! "
In the end, the anti-counterfeiter went up and tore the online celebrity apart!
"Your bag is obviously used by the auntie next door to store vegetables!"
"It's from a street stall! So tacky! "
"This pair of high heels of yours is a high-quality imitation! I don't believe it's more than 500! "
"The most fake thing is your face!"
"You can't even bear to go to Korea for plastic surgery. Are you afraid of spending money? You probably went to some beauty salon for plastic surgery! "
"Beautifying, skin-polishing, slimming, lengthening legs through filters. How many are you using? Are you using all of them? "
The anti-counterfeiter turned off the filter for the online celebrity and showed the lineup of the online celebrity in the live stream.
This time, the anti-counterfeiter was a direct slap to the face!
The group was in an uproar!
"F * ck, heartless!"
“66666！”
"It's true. The biggest fake is this person! Beauty, fake! "
"F * ck, Princess Qiao Biluo?"
"I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Goodbye!"
"F * ck, I'm in the top ten? F * ck, I'm too ashamed to face anyone. I'm leaving! "
The fans left the group.
The online celebrity was speechless. She wanted to find a hole and hide in it!
After this incident, the Anti-Counterfeiting Master became famous overnight. He stepped on countless internet celebrities and became the hottest internet celebrity!
The anti-counterfeiter also realized that this was a shortcut to fame!
Poisonous tongue and anti-counterfeiter!
After all, there were not that many rich people these days. Most netizens can't afford luxury goods ~
(Netizens: Too!!)
On the other hand, many people who loved vanity especially liked luxury goods and liked to pretend.
There's a poem King King King Tois King King King When the temple is small, the wind is strong. When the water is shallow, there are many bastards!
Everyone was annoyed beyond endurance. How infuriating!
The reason why the Anti-Fraud Master was so popular on the internet was because he could do what others couldn't. He could walk straight up to someone who liked to show off, rip off their disguise, point out that they were using goods from street stalls, and use the most vicious words to humiliate them, making them unable to show their face!
This greatly satisfied the needs of ordinary netizens who couldn't afford luxury goods and couldn't stand the pretentious dogs.
Therefore, his poisonous tongue against the fake master quickly went viral on the internet! He was very popular and had millions of fans!
Today, the anti-counterfeiter was out for business again.
The male host got into the car and interacted with his friends in the broadcast room, greeting them.
"Dear friends, the professional anti-counterfeiter is here again!"
"Today, as always, we're going to expose those pretentious dogs who are obviously rich but want to show off!"
"My sincere advice to all you fangs: Acting tough has its risks! You need to be careful! "
"If you meet me, you're dead meat!"
"Don't develop the bad habit of acting tough. Otherwise, once you enter the door of acting tough, you'll lose your integrity!"
"This pair of eyes of mine is vicious! My mouth is even more vicious! "
"I'm one of the four famous detectives in the world of acting tough! I'm the terminator of fangs! I'm the anti-counterfeiter! "
Applause in the live broadcast room!
Gifts were being sent!
Countless netizens went online early in the morning and waited in the live broadcast room.
"Haha, this live broadcast room is poisonous!"
"I've been watching this live broadcast for the past few days! I can't stop watching. "
"Watching the anti-counterfeiter expose those fangs, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts."
"I'm looking forward to it! Today, which fangs will fall in front of Fateless Poison Master? "
The anti-counterfeiter was known as Fateless Poison Master!
As soon as Fateless Poison Master got into the car, his occupational disease kicked in and he began to identify the surroundings.
If he was not allowed to expose fakes, he would die.
A pair of poisonous eyes began to roll around and stare at Jiang Chen.
Fateless Poison Master didn't even let go of a Didi driver!
How crazy was he?
Eh? He found that Jiang Chen's clothes were inadvertently turned up under the collar. What was hidden was actually ~ ~
GUI Gucci logo!
Fateless Poison Master immediately shouted, "I found it, I found it! This is a knockoff! Gucci doesn't have this kind of clothes! "
"Haha ~"
He sneered, "I didn't expect you to be a fangs in hiding. Where did you get this from? "
Jiang Chen: "…"
I don't want to talk.
I just want to quietly watch you act tough.
In the live broadcast room, a wave of comments also appeared.
"Haha, I'm just joking. A Didi driver wears a Gucci ~ ~"
"I don't think it's so arbitrary. Can't a Didi driver be rich? "
"The key is that he is a Didi driver. He said it himself. Plus, Fateless Poison Master's eyes are vicious. It's impossible for him to be wrong!"
"It's probably fake."
Then, Fateless Poison Master continued to size up Jiang Chen.
He found that on Jiang Chen's wrist was a ~ ~ ~
He just bought a Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem wristwatch!
Fateless Poison Master was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly ~ ~
"Hahaha! Your watch must be a knockoff of the Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem wristwatch, right? It really costs 20.88 million!! I know this price! Because I'm a die-hard fan of Vacheron Constantin! My ultimate dream is to get that Crocodile totem wristwatch! "
Without hesitation, he despised Jiang Chen. "Little brother, I don't think it's a big deal for you to wear a Gucci. After all, this guy is everywhere. You might not have done it on purpose. But this Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem wristwatch, you must be deliberately showing off! You can't deny this, right? "
Jiang Chen smiled slightly. "This is fake? How can you tell? "
"It must be fake!"
Fateless Poison Master laughed wildly. "Don't tell me you've been caught red-handed by me and still want to say that this is real? Do you know who I am? "
The people in the live broadcast room also laughed.
"Hehe, let me tell another joke. A professional Didi driver said that he was wearing a Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem wristwatch worth 20.88 million!"
"Pfft, this little brother is too funny!"
"It's your bad luck to bump into senior brother Fateless Poison Master."
"I just want to ask you." Jiang Chen said seriously, "How can you be so sure that this is fake?"
"Details!"
Fateless Poison Master blurted out without hesitation, "Look!"
He took out a 500,000 Vacheron Constantin wristwatch and said, "Hehe. Let me show you what an expert is like! This is a second-hand Vacheron Constantin wristwatch that I bought from a local tyrant for 500,000. The original price was 1.5 million! Look at my workmanship! My details! My design! Look at yours again, it must be fake! It's a knockoff! "
Jiang Chen looked at it carefully. After looking at it for a long time, he didn't feel that his 500,000 Vacheron Constantin wristwatch was better. He also didn't feel that his Vacheron Constantin wristwatch was coarser than his.
Hehe, how was this possible?
Even the people in the live broadcast room gradually changed their tone.
"Eh? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? I feel that the wristwatch on little brother Didi's wristwatch is many times more exquisite. "
“+1！”
"On the contrary, I feel that Poison Bro's 500,000 Vacheron Constantin wristwatch is like the difference between a maidservant and Yang Guifei!"
“+10086！”
Fateless Poison Master sneered. "I didn't expect that a professional Didi driver like you would have so many knockoffs on you! Sigh, it's not your fault that you're poor, but showing off is unforgivable. Moreover, you're showing off my favorite Vacheron Constantin wristwatch! I will definitely not let you off. "
In the end, he said, "However, your Vacheron Constantin wristwatch is quite similar to a knockoff. It should be an exquisite imitation. If I didn't know your identity, I would have believed it. I will directly call the officials of Vacheron Constantin and ask them to investigate the source of your knockoffs. I might even get a reward! "
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes.
What was going on these days?
"You're welcome to complain!"
Jiang Chen said indifferently, "My name is Jiang Chen."
Didi ended.
When Fateless Poison Master thought of Jiang Chen's indifference and disdain, he couldn't help but feel annoyed!
Hmph!
You still want to continue pretending after I, Fateless Poison Master, exposed you?!
Naive!
Vacheron Constantin wristwatch, 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin wristwatch!
That Didi guy said it so righteously, as if it was true.
Tsk, do you think I'll believe you?
He immediately went back and edited the video, uploaded it to Bilibili, and gave it a sensational name!
"Victory in Fighting Fraud: Didi Driver Wearing Knockoff 10 Million Vacheron Constantin!"
When the video was uploaded, it immediately became popular and attracted millions of views!
On Bilibili, there were many people who followed Fateless Poison Master. Everyone liked this kind of original video, which had a lot of views.
At the beginning, most of the comments were in support of Fateless Poison Master.
"Brother Poison, you're fighting fraud again?"
"Hahaha, a DiDi young man is actually wearing a 20.88 million watch?"
"Who does he think he is? Is this a joke? "
"This crazy pretentious prick must be beaten to death!"
What a pity ~ ~
There were many experts now.
There was one person who replied below the post.
"I'm sorry, Poison Master. This Vacheron Constantin Alligator Totem wristwatch should be ~ ~ real! "
"Because ~ ~ I'm the salesperson of Vacheron Constantin!"
"Your screenshot has the serial number on it. Every serial number is unique. That watch was indeed bought by someone in the morning. The buyer is this Didi driver! "
"Although he was wearing a mask, he left a deep impression on me. I'm sure I'm not mistaken."
"He spent 20.88 million to buy this watch!"
It turned out that this person was the salesperson of Vacheron Constantin House!
He had the habit of going to Bilibili and followed Poison Master's account. When he saw that the popular video was related to Vacheron Constantin, he immediately came to watch it.
He was stunned!
That handsome Mr. Tycoon was actually suspected to be fake?
This was unacceptable!
He replied to the post and reported to the headquarters.
At first, this reply was doubted.
"Haha, are you trying to clean up the mess?"
"Are you joking with the higher-ups? Why would a Didi driver wear a 20.88 million watch? "
"If you say so, I'm the manager of Patek Philippe! What's the point? "
But the salesperson quickly reported this matter to the headquarters of Vacheron Constantin House.
There was always a lot of discussion online, but there were no results.
Then let's make an official statement to refute the rumors!
Soon, an official Vacheron Constantin House account appeared on Bilibili!
"Regarding the 'Victory against Fraud: Didi Driver Wears a Ten Million Vacheron Constantin House!' It has attracted widespread attention, and our company has received complaints and notifications about the fight against fraud. With a professional attitude and the spirit of being responsible to customers, our company immediately organized experts to appraise the fake watch reflected in the video! "
"Appraisal results: The watch is indeed a Vacheron Constantin Crocodile Totem watch! It was sold this morning at a price of 20.88 million! "
"Our company is fully responsible for the results!"
Below it was the red official seal of Vacheron Constantin.
Bilibili exploded all of a sudden!
It completely exploded!
Countless people fell to their knees!
"F * ck ~ ~ ~"
"Official certification is the most fatal!"
"This is actually true?"
"A Didi driver actually wears a 20.88 million watch?"
"Sorry, I'm jealous. A Didi driver wearing a ten million watch ~ ~"
"I'm so jealous that I'm autistic!"
"Poison Bro, jealousy has blinded your eyes!!"
"I said just now! No matter how you look at this watch, it's high-end and classy! Poison Bro's 500,000-yuan watch looks fake! "
"Poison Bro, what's with that look? An officially certified 20.88 million watch is actually regarded as a fake by you? Hahaha! "
Fateless Poison Master: "…"
Awkward!
Completely awkward!
Doubting life!
That Didi driver actually wears a 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin Crocodile Totem watch?
My life's dream is actually being worn by a Didi driver?
But it's not over yet ~ ~
It was as if they were lining up to slap him in the face.
The GUI's official certification UP account also quickly posted an official certification post.
"Yes, I have reported to my company that the Didi driver wearing the watch in the video is not our company's product. It's a fake. After careful verification by my company, the product is indeed designed and made by our company's international chief designer, Robert. It's the one and only suit in the world! This suit is now available for sale in small batches. The price in Europe is 350,000 euros and in Japan is 3 million euros. "
This time, it blew up again!
"Damn ~ ~ What's going on today?"
"Not only Vacheron Constantin, even Gucci's official company came out to support the young man?"
"A suit worth 3 million euros! It's actually real! "
"Who is this Didi driver?"
"His outfit is worth more than 20 million! It's enough to buy a few apartments. "
"Poison Bro ~ ~ Pity my Poison Bro for three minutes!"
Fateless Poison Master: "???"
This time, it was completely awkward!
It's over, I misjudged him!
Previously, I swore that Jiang Chen was pretending to be cool and even mocked him for pretending to be cool in front of me, a master of luxury goods.
In the end ~ ~
Vacheron Constantin and Gucci's official company lined up and jumped out one by one to slap me in the face. They officially verified that the other party was real!
The facts proved ~ ~
I'm not blind, I'm blind!
I've seen all kinds of luxury goods before?
I'm clearly ignorant + idiotic.
There was a post that was pinned at the top.
"I just understood the situation. In the end, the whole thing is a matter of class! "
"That Didi driver's outfit is worth 24 million and the brand he's using is not something an ordinary person can come into contact with."
"And the reason why Fateless Poison Master failed is because ~ ~ he's poor!"
"He's only seen or heard of a lot of things on the Internet. He doesn't have the money to buy the real thing. Naturally, he wouldn't know what the real thing looks like ~ ~ Moreover, the richest people usually buy the custom-made version. The chances of him failing are higher because of this! "
"Sigh, I think the 500 thousand watch that Fateless Poison Master took out to show off seems to be fake."
"I hope he doesn't come out again and embarrass himself! Acting cool in front of a God-level tycoon! "
Fateless Poison Master finished reading ~ ~
Brother, you're hurting my heart!
You said that the reason why I failed was because ~ ~ I'm poor!
Fateless Poison Master wished he could find a hole to hide in.
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