This waiter looked a little nervous. He did not dare to look Jiang Chen in the eye.
Jiang Chen suddenly had an idea, and he shouted loudly.
"Xiaoyu? You are Qian Xiaoyu! "
It turned out that there was a god-like person in his elementary school named Qian Xiaoyu.
Qian Xiaoyu had been very impressive since he was a child. His family was super rich, and he was smart. He did not study hard and was considered a top student. However, he did not like to go to school. He was naughty and liked to play pranks. His teachers were very angry with him!
However, he heard that his family was very powerful. He was rich and powerful, and the teachers could not do anything to him.
After that, Jiang Chen did not have any contact with Qian Xiaoyu. He heard that Qian Xiaoyu was a top student and was admitted to Shuimu University. He wondered how he was doing.
However, Jiang Chen did not expect that when he saw Qian Xiaoyu again, he became …
A waiter?
What a twist!
Didn't he graduate from Shuimu University?
What happened?
When Jiang Chen called Qian Xiaoyu, Qian Xiaoyu's expression changed drastically!
He immediately dodged.
Jiang Chen was a little confused. They were old classmates. Why did he pretend not to know?
"You are Qian Xiaoyu. Stop dodging."
Jiang Chen said with a smile.
Qian Xiaoyu saw that he could not avoid it. He said coldly, "Jiang Chen! Are you trying to mock me for being a top student and now doing poorly? Am I right? "
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded!
I did not mean that.
Qian Xiaoyu became more and more agitated. His voice became louder and louder. "I am a graduate of Shuimu University! Now, I am just a waiter in a hotpot restaurant! Are you trying to mock me for this? "
Half of the people in the hotpot restaurant were alarmed by his shout.
"What? A waiter is a graduate of Shuimu University? "
"No way!"
"I have lived long enough to see this!"
"Shouldn't someone from Shuimu University start a business or start a company? I know no one from Shuimu University has less than ten million yuan. This young man is actually a waiter. No one else can do that! "
“...”
Jiang Chen blinked. He suddenly felt that Qian Xiaoyu …
Was a drama queen?
He did not even mention that Qian Xiaoyu graduated from Shuimu University. You took the initiative to say it?
Wasn't this rhythm a little off?
What was Jiang Chen's foresight?
After a few words, Jiang Chen was already on guard.
With a frown, Zhang Xuan realized that things were not as simple as they seemed.
"Xiao Yu, I'll say this first. What you said was all your own guesses!"
Jiang Chen wasn't going to take the blame for anyone. He said indifferently, "Since the two of us met until now, other than calling out your name, I haven't said anything else. If you insist on doing things your own way and want to add scenes for yourself, then I can't do anything about it. I won't take the blame for this! "
Qian Xiaoyu didn't let it go. He snorted coldly and said, "What else do you want to show off in front of me?"
He stretched out his hands and wiped them beside the hotpot ~ ~
In one hand, the bottom of the pot was pitch-black, and there were even oil stains.
Then ~ ~
Qian Xiaoyu wiped his face!
This time, Qian Xiaoyu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
His entire person looked like a collection of: Earth, fat, round, short, frustrated, poor, dark, and ugly!
He had all eight!
When the surrounding people saw how pitiful, miserable, helpless, and weak Qian Xiaoyu was being "bullied" by Jiang Chen, who had been recognized by his classmate, they were filled with righteous indignation and condemned him.
"Oh, what a pitiful man!"
"Yeah, he's a straight-A student at Shuimu University, but he ended up as a waiter. He was even recognized by his classmate and was slapped in the face in public?"
"Look, sigh, this society is really … a disgrace to the educated."
"So what if you're rich these days? What's wrong with being a waiter? What's wrong with being a waiter? "
"Sigh, support this waiter! Condemn the rich for flaunting their wealth! "
In an instant, Qian Xiaoyu successfully pretended to be poor and pitiful. He pretended to be the victim and pushed the blame of "flaunting his wealth and bullying others" to Jiang Chen.
The surrounding people were all in an uproar and discussing ~
This scene seemed to be familiar to Jiang Chen ~ ~
"This seems to be the plot of one of Stephen Chow's movies?!"
"Who dares to be more miserable than me?"
"My Xiao Qiang, you died so miserably?!"
Jiang Chen had an epiphany.
F * ck!
Goddamn it!
This Qian Xiaoyu is not pitiful at all. Instead, he's a ~ ~
An expert at pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?
Is he trying to step on me this time to show off?
Jiang Chen chuckled.
Pretending to be pitiful? Pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?
Haha, you're too naive!
Who doesn't know how to be miserable?
Jiang Chen took out the express delivery certificate and Didi mobile phone software, placed them directly on the table, and said loudly.
"You're a waiter, yes, but what about me?"
"I used to be a delivery boy!"
& nb-- > >
"I'm a Didi delivery boy now!"
"You said I'm mocking you? Who would believe that? "
Qian Xiaoyu, who was pretending to be poor and pitiful, was dumbfounded on the spot!
What?
A delivery boy?
A Didi driver?
That's impossible, right?
So low-key?
Qian Xiaoyu said loudly, "You don't have to trick me! You're obviously trying to deceive me. You're pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger and acting pitiful to gain my trust. Then, you'll show off and attack my fragile heart! Let me tell you, I won't believe you. "
However, someone in the audience came over to take a look at Jiang Chen's express delivery certificate and the Didi mobile phone's receipt record. He nodded and said, "He's not lying. He used to be a delivery boy."
Another person nodded. "I am the one who started Didi Di. His running record is here. He is indeed running Didi Di. Every day, he is running Didi Di.
"Yeah, I'm also a Didi driver. I'm already poor enough, but this young man is even poorer than me! In a month, he only earns one or two thousand yuan! "
The onlookers' impression of Jiang Chen improved again. They shook their heads and angrily accused Qian Xiaoyu of being possessed by a drama queen and adding to his own drama.
"Did you make a mistake?"
"Yeah, I think your classmate is very modest. He's a Didi driver and a delivery boy. He's not pretending, is he?"
"This handsome guy is very honest. He doesn't look like a pretentious prick!"
"He didn't say anything other than calling your name. Aren't you adding to your own drama?"
"Are you slandering me?"
“...”
Qian Xiaoyu's eyes widened.
F * ck!
This move of his actually didn't work at all?
Jiang Chen, the big boss!
He's strong enough.
I've just started to trick him, and he's already countered my trick?
Tsk!
I don't believe it!
I'm a high-IQ student from Shuimu University. How can I not handle you?
Qian Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and pretended to leave.
However, when he walked in front of Jiang Chen, he deliberately tripped his left foot with his right foot. Then …
As expected, he lost his balance.
He even deliberately shouted, "Ouch!"
All the people in the hotpot restaurant were attracted to the scene and happened to see it.
Qian Xiaoyu pretended to be tripped by Jiang Chen, lost his balance, and fell on the plate opposite him, splashing the bowls, chopsticks, and food all over the floor.
The scene was a mess.
Qian Xiaoyu's face was also splashed with all kinds of soup. His face, which was originally dark at the bottom of the pot, instantly turned into a colorful face that was even more miserable than the bottom of the hot pot.
"Ouch!"
Qian Xiaoyu's face was filled with grief and indignation. He suddenly jumped up, pointed at Jiang Chen, and pretended to be miserable. "You tripped me on purpose! You just want to see me make a fool of myself, right? "
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.
F * ck!
There's such a trick as framing?
This Qian Xiaoyu is really something!
In the past, he had always seen pretentious people flaunting their wealth. These tricks were useless against Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen could kill such pretentious people in a day.
However!
This was the first time Jiang Chen had seen Qian Xiaoyu's trick of pretending to be poor and pitiful!
Not only was it his first time encountering it, but he was also the king of pretentious people!
Qian Xiaoyu, a high-IQ student who graduated from Shuimu University but worked here as a waiter!
He was the most dangerous king of pretentious people that Jiang Chen had encountered since his debut!
Compared to him, Qin Feng, Ling Yun, the Crazy Sister Doting Demon, they were all passersby!
Perhaps only Liu Xiaodong, who regretted Ali, Jack Ma, Fried Dough Twist from an ordinary family, and Liu Xiaodong, who did not know his wife was beautiful, could be compared to him!
Jiang Chen was amused. He quietly watched Qian Xiaoyu's pretentious actions and retorted.
"I swear, I didn't! Don't talk nonsense. "
The surrounding people were also a little skeptical about Qian Xiaoyu's tripping.
"I think that classmate really tripped him! Otherwise, why would he fall? "
"Yeah, it doesn't make sense for him to suddenly fall. Who would deliberately make a fool of himself?"
"It can't be, right? I didn't see his classmate's feet move. "
"This waiter from Shuimu University seems a little strange?"
Qian Xiaoyu saw that he couldn't do anything to Jiang Chen, so he turned serious and a new one came.
He winked at a waitress.
The waitress came up with a plate of fruits with a smile on her face.
This Qian Xiaoyu was super exaggerated. He strode forward, immediately knelt on the spot, and took out a wedding ring?!
Everyone was shocked!
Damn!
He actually wanted to propose to the waitress on the spot?
"What kind of trick is this?"
Jiang Chen was surprised.
The Qian Xiaoyu he met today was really a drama queen!
These moves were simply like the Solitary Nine Swords. They were bold and unconstrained, and they didn't follow the rules at all.
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