Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian strolled around casually. Even if they did not touch these furry cuties, they would feel healed just by looking at them from afar.
Chen Kangtuo sighed. "I think we should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao after the haunted house project is completed."
"After all, the mental pressure in the haunted house is too great. Bringing him to the zoo for treatment can also reflect our humanistic care."
"Eh, there's a parrot there."
The two of them had unknowingly arrived near the next entrance of Animal Paradise. The Amazon parrot was looking at the Fully-Automated Smart Bickering Machine beside it as if it was facing a formidable enemy.
Chen Kangtuo asked in surprise, "Why is there a Fully-Automated Smart Bickering Machine here? What's it for? "
Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot and then at the Bickering Machine. "I feel like this parrot seems to be wary of the Bickering Machine. I don't know if it's my imagination."
Both of them found this scene very interesting and could not help but stay for a while.
However, no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot and tried to entice it to speak, the parrot remained unmoved. It only stared at the Bickering Machine, as if it was constantly on guard. It ignored Chen Kangtuo's teasing as a fly buzzing in its ears.
"Strange, this parrot probably can't speak, right?" Chen Kangtuo did not think too much about it. After all, there were very few parrots that could speak. They were geniuses among parrots, and parrots that could not speak were the majority.
Just as the two of them were about to leave, they saw a zookeeper return from the cage at the side.
The zookeeper looked at the time. "Alright, Bang Bang. It's almost time for today's training. Are you ready?"
Chen Kangtuo could not help but be shocked.
Bang Bang, was that the parrot's name?
After informing the parrot and confirming the time, the zookeeper said to the Fully-Automated Bickering Machine, "Activate bickering mode."
This sentence was like entering some mysterious code and opening a door to sin.
AEEIS: "Alright, there will always be self-righteous humans who want to start such boring games. Do you think you're smart?"
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian did not even dare to breathe, afraid that they would interfere with the game between the bird and the machine. They waited seriously for the parrot's answer.
The parrot opened its beak and replied, "Why do you think so?"
AEEIS: "Because I think there's still a lot of room for improvement in your IQ. Do you think you're a hardworking person?"
The parrot asked again, "Do you really think that there is no problem with your idea?"
The bird and the machine actually started talking to each other.
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian watched in shock. They realized that even though the parrot only said a few words, it could stabilize the situation in the battle with the bickering machine and not be at a disadvantage at all.
In fact, if one studied it carefully, they would realize that these conversations were common in the Fully-Automated Smart Bickering Machine.
These pre-typed words were actually a way to divert the question and initiate a provocation. By pulling the other party to the same level of intelligence, they would eventually win by bickering.
In other words, the parrot was completely imitating the bickering technique of the bickering machine. The parrot would not be angered by the bickering machine and would only faithfully repeat the contents of the bickering machine. Both parties were absolutely rational existences. Naturally, they would be locked in a battle where no one could win.
That seemed to prove that the ultimate meaning of bickering was actually just two points.
The first was to always remain calm, not be overwhelmed by anger, and be the first to break through the defense!
The second was to insist on not giving up. Whether it was changing the topic or pestering, he must not be the second to speak. He had to ensure that the last sentence would definitely come from his side.
These two were obviously already at the peak of the bickering world. However, the parrot was still struggling with the specific vocabulary. That was obviously caused by insufficient learning time.
He believed that in time, the parrot would be able to learn all the sentences in the bickering machine. Then, this parrot could be seen as a living bickering machine.
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian could not help but be in awe.
Good lord, other parrots learned to talk, but this parrot learned to bicker directly!
It was decades ahead of the trend!
The two of them had no doubt that if ordinary tourists only treated this parrot as an ordinary parrot and talked to it normally, they would probably be speechless and doubt their lives.
Chen Kangtuo sighed. "Boss Pei is really good at thinking. How did he think of connecting the parrot with the Fully-Automated Bickering Machine? To be honest, it's quite a good show. "
The two of them turned around again and unknowingly arrived at a stage.
Chen Kangtuo subconsciously said, "This should be the place for the animal taming performance, right?"
"However, there are no animals that are commonly seen in the zoo. There are no monkeys or black bears. What animal are we going to train to perform? Train a border collie? A parrot? "
"I don't know when the performance will start."
Ruan Guangjian looked at the billboard next to the stage. "There's good news and bad news."
"The good news is that there will be a performance in ten minutes."
Chen Kangtuo said, "What about the bad news?"
Ruan Guangjian was silent for a moment. "It's not an animal performance, it's a performance by the zoo's employees."
Chen Kangtuo almost thought that he had heard wrongly. He looked at the billboard in shock and realized that Ruan Guangjian was right. This was really not a place for animal performances, but a place for employees to perform!
It was clearly written on the billboard that there would be employees performing at a fixed time every day. There would be one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The content of the performance was actually for employees to dress up as various animals.
Some employees would dress up as chimpanzees to ride bicycles, and some would dress up as bears to walk on a single-log bridge …
There was also a note at the bottom of the billboard that there would be more exciting performances in the future.
Chen Kangtuo felt dizzy. "This … is crazy!"
Even as the person-in-charge of Tengda Corporation, Chen Kangtuo could not understand this kind of thinking.
Logically speaking, it was harmless for the zoo to organize some animal performances. If they did not want to torture these animals, they might as well not do it. Why bother to set up a stage?
In the end, they actually used real people to act as animals. It was like taking off one's pants to fart. It was unnecessary.
But really … he wanted to see it.
Chen Kangtuo looked at the time and suggested. "The performance is about to start. Why don't we sit down and watch before leaving?"
Ruan Guangjian nodded and sat down in the first row of the stage with Chen Kangtuo.
The performance was about to start in ten minutes.
Chen Kangtuo looked back and saw that there were not many people in the audience.
Leng Nuan knew that Animal Park was not as big as those big zoos. The area of the venue was small, so there were not many seats in the audience. Even so, it was still not full.
On one hand, it was because there were not many people in Animal Park today. On the other hand, it was because people were really not interested in this kind of animal performance.
The small number of people who stayed were basically the same as Chen Kangtuo, who had some curiosity.
The performance started on time.
To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, there were no animal trainers at the scene. Instead, the 'animals' went on stage in a pre-arranged order. It was very natural, as if it was their own home.
Chen Kangtuo took a closer look. There were quite a number of animals here, but they seemed to be a little monotonous.
There were mainly brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large marmot.
However, these animals were all similar in size. It could be seen that they were played by humans.
The first few kinds of bears and chimpanzees were the most similar. After all, these animals were about the same size as humans.
However, this marmot was too much because it was equivalent to magnifying the real marmot several times.
Putting aside the size, the leather case was really exquisite. It was obvious that it was custom-made.
At first glance, it could even achieve the effect of passing off the fake as the real thing!
These staff members who played the animals should have received special training. Whether it was walking, trotting, or sitting on the ground, they were very similar to the expressions and movements of the animals.
Chen Kangtuo still remembered seeing a piece of news before. It said that a visitor reported that the black bear in the zoo was human in disguise. In the end, the zoo clarified that it was a real animal. It was because the black bear was too similar to humans in some aspects, so it was easier to disguise it.
In the end, Leng Nuan did not expect Animal Park to really do something!
These people played the animals on stage one by one. To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, although the content of their performance at the beginning was also related to animal performances, such as riding bicycles, walking on a single-log bridge, and so on. But as he continued to watch, he realized that there was a fundamental difference from the animal performances.
First of all, the animal performances were under the command of the animal trainers and followed a specific pattern. However, the animals played by these staff members did not need animal trainers to complete the corresponding process on their own.
Of course, this was very normal. After all, they were all humans in disguise. There was no need for animal trainers to guide them at all.
But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo realized that the more he watched these animals' performances, the more it looked like some kind of mime.
Because at the beginning, they were still performing traditional animal performances such as riding bicycles and crossing a single-log bridge. But soon, these animals began to perform skits.
For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and round panda next to it also wanted to try riding a bicycle. In the end, it could not get up no matter how hard it tried. It angrily pushed the bicycle to the side, and its silly expression caused many people to burst into laughter.
As for the black bear and the polar bear, they happened to be squeezed together while walking on the single-log bridge. The two bears looked at each other, testing and threatening each other, not giving in to each other. The various actions they made on the single-log bridge made the audience unable to help but laugh.
The large groundhog was the most outrageous. It even performed an emoji of an upright groundhog shouting, causing the audience to burst into laughter.
Although these animals did not have any lines, they walked on stage by themselves. There were also some small scenes of cooperation or confrontation between them. Coupled with the deliberate arrangement of the plot, it actually had a very good effect on the show.
These were indeed not real animals. They were played by real people. However, this did not become a deduction. Instead, it became a bonus.
After all, imitating animals was also a skill. This could no longer be considered an animal performance, but a performance artist's imitation performance.
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