Erratic functioning of intelligence
Qiao Qiao hung up the phone, gritted her teeth and said, "Lingyu just said that there are no women in your secretaries!"
This bastard was too good at deceiving people. No one could see through him at all.
"He just doesn't know."
"Isn't he your secretary general? Don't tell me that you're hiding a mistress from him? "Qiao Qiao asked.
No, perhaps it was because he wanted to hide his mistress in a golden house that he even hid it from Lingyu!
The more Qiao Qiao thought about it, the more shocked she was. How many people had He Shaochen fooled around with in that office?
"What are you thinking about now?" He Shaochen reached out to poke Qiao Qiao's forehead, but Qiao Qiao pushed his hand away unhappily. She frowned at him and said, "Don't touch me!"
"Oh, are you really angry?"
"He Shaochen, you bastard!"
"How am I a bastard?" He Shaochen shrugged helplessly, a faint smile still hanging on his face.
"Tell me honestly, how many women have you slept with in the office?" The more Qiao Qiao thought about it, the sadder she felt.
He Shaochen raised a finger and said seriously, "One."
So there really was one!
He Shaochen immediately denied it. "Yes, although I have one, I haven't done it in the office. It's not a bad idea to try it next time."
Did he have to be so brazen in front of his fiancée to say such immoral things?
As expected, it wasn't worth anything after obtaining it.
"That woman …" Qiao Qiao opened her mouth and asked, "Can you tell me who the other lady is?"
Qiao Qiao had to admit that she was jealous.
She wanted to know who else could share He Shaochen's love with her. That person must be very outstanding.
He Shaochen raised his eyebrows. "You want to know?"
Qiao Qiao nodded, but after thinking for a while, she shook her head. "Forget it. So what if I know?"
Wasn't that just adding to his troubles?
But He Shaochen didn't care. He reached out his long arm, hooked Qiao Qiao's neck and pulled her over. Ignoring her resistance, he whispered in her ear, "That person is called Joe Qiao …"
Qiao Qiao's face darkened. She pushed He Shaochen away and said angrily, "Are you kidding me?"
He actually found someone with the same name as her. Could it be that he fell in love with her because she had the same name as that woman?
He Shaochen was speechless.
Why was this reaction different from what he had imagined? Shouldn't a normal person think of him?
At this moment, He Shaochen completely doubted Qiao Qiao's intelligence.
"That woman is called Qiao Qiao, it's absolutely true, there's no doubt about it."
"You're with me because we have the same name?" Qiao Qiao's brain was indeed wired differently from normal people. She widened her eyes and asked adorably.
He Shaochen's mouth twitched. He was instantly annoyed. He poked Qiao Qiao's forehead unhappily. He wanted to scold her, but when he thought of how he and Qiao Qiao had never used any offensive words after they had been in a relationship, he swallowed his words.
He said angrily, "Joe Qiao, I really can't agree with your intelligence. Shouldn't a normal person think of themselves? How can there be so many people with the same name in the world? "
Qiao Qiao was instantly dumbfounded.
She said innocently and aggrievedly, "But you said that woman was your secretary."
She wasn't.
"And you even did that kind of thing with her."
He Shaochen felt his head hurt from anger. "Didn't I say that I wanted you to be my secretary? Also, haven't I done it with you a lot of times? "
As soon as he said this, the driver's hand trembled and he almost hit the bus in front.
Young Master and Young Madam's daily conversation was too dirty!
He felt so awkward listening to it!
Qiao Qiao's brain suddenly stopped working. After a while, she looked at He Shaochen blankly and asked, "So, what you said before was just a joke?"
He Shaochen was infuriated when she didn't mention it.
He realized that he couldn't use the plot of romance novels on Qiao Qiao at all. This damned woman didn't play by the rules at all. No, it was because her brain was wired differently from normal people.
Playing a little romance with her was simply infuriating.
The next time Ling Yu showed him those nonsensical novels, he would deduct his year-end bonus!
Ling Yu, who was still shopping with the Qiao family, shuddered violently. A chill ran down his spine and his whole body was cold.
After explaining the matter to Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao didn't know how to face He Shaochen anymore.
She covered her face and shrunk to the side as if she had given up on treatment.
He Shaochen went up to her and poked her shoulder. "Okay, I won't joke about this in the future. Who knew that you would be so stupid that you couldn't even see this?"
The reason why he said that he had played with the secretary "more or less" was because he thought that Qiao Qiao was going to be his secretary. Then, the two of them had indeed "played" many times.
However, this girl's brain had short-circuited. She probably didn't think of this layer of meaning.
As for the fact that there were no women in the secretaries, it was true that the eight secretaries were all men. If Qiao Qiao joined, wouldn't she be the only woman?
However, she didn't even understand the first layer of meaning, so she probably wouldn't have thought of this either.
That was why the romance didn't work out. Instead, it almost went out of control.
Qiao Qiao raised her head numbly. There was a complicated look in her amber eyes. "He Shaochen, I've decided to stay away from you in the future."
"What did you say?"
He Shaochen narrowed his eyes. Why couldn't this woman take a joke? Moreover, if she wasn't so stupid, she wouldn't have made such a mistake.
"I realized that after being with you, my IQ is plummeting. In order to avoid becoming a retard in the future, I've decided to stay away from you." With that, Qiao Qiao drew a line in the air and decisively ended it. "If there's nothing else, please don't talk to me."
These words directly angered He Shaochen. He was so angry that he almost cursed. "Joe Qiao, your IQ is low. What does it have to do with me?"
Qiao Qiao narrowed her eyes and said seriously, "It's said that a woman in love has a negative IQ. I didn't believe it at the time, but now I realize that it's true. I still want to retain some of my IQ. Please don't talk to me anymore!"
This woman!
He Shaochen was so angry that he wanted to laugh. He forcefully and gently dragged Qiao Qiao in front of him. He frowned and said, "Joe Qiao, you're really something. In your mouth, all kinds of dishonest practices become the truth, right? According to what you said, all the women in the world shouldn't be in love. It's obvious that your IQ isn't stable. What does it have to do with being in love? "
When He Shaochen said that, Qiao Qiao groaned in pain. She covered her face and was extremely ashamed. "Stop talking. I'm about to cry because of my stupidity. Can't you leave me alone?"
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