Chapter 2264
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Slap! Slap! Slap!
Zhang Xiangyou pointed his palm in Han Zhuoling's direction and said, "See that! This is the correct answer! "
"What call? Apologize?! Children, you're all too young! Why do you have to make your girlfriend angry? Apologize after making her angry? That's too late! "
Not to mention the male guests, even Shi Xiaoya and the other girls were laughing so hard that they were bent over.
"No, I can't answer that either." Peng Zhen held her stomach and waved her hand.
Shi Xiaoya shook her head too. "Who came up with this question? I don't even know that you can answer it like this."
"No, give me another one. I don't believe it," Zhang Jian said.
"Sure." Zhang Xiangyou thought about it again and asked, "For example, girlfriend. Of course, Young Master Ling, your girlfriend is Xiaoya. Please change it automatically."
"Girlfriend peeling crayfish to eat."
Han Zhuoling nodded. "Xiaoya does love crayfish."
"Please be mindful of your manners. Don't show off your affection while listening to the question. Give us single dogs a chance to breathe," Cao Jingcheng reminded.
Han Zhuoling: "…"
Zhang Xiangyou continued, "When your girlfriend was peeling crayfish, she accidentally spilled oil on the high-end custom-made suit you just got from a famous old tailor in England. Take note! That old tailor doesn't take on jobs easily. He only orders custom-made suits for royalty and aristocrats, as well as a limited number of clients. The oil splattered on this rare, one-of-a-kind suit in the world. "
"What would you do?"
"Zhang Jian, please tell us your answer!" Zhang Xiangyou said.
Zhang Jian answered without hesitation, "It's okay. I'll go make another one."
Zhang Xiangyou chuckled. "You haven't learned your lesson."
He then asked Cheng He, "Xiao He, what about you?"
Xiao He thought about the previous question and said, "Order another serving of crayfish for my girlfriend."
Zhang Xiangyou scolded, "Do you think you're feeding pigs? Child, it's not unreasonable that you're still single. "
"Young Master Ling, what would you do?" Zhang Xiangyou asked again.
Han Zhuoling frowned and said in confusion, "Since I'm here, why should Xiaoya peel the crayfish herself? Of course I'll peel it for her. "
Slap! Slap! Pa! "
Zhang Xiangyou clapped his hands three times. "Comrades! This is the standard answer! "
"One last question. You don't have to answer. You're hopeless. Just listen to the correct answer." Zhang Xiangyou said.
"Young Master Ling, listen carefully. This is the last question," Zhang Xiangyou said. "Let's say you have a meal with a female colleague."
Han Zhuoling frowned. "Why should I eat with a female colleague?"
"There are so many reasons. It's a company gathering to meet a client. It's a female client."
"I don't attend company gatherings," Han Zhuoling replied coldly.
"…" Zhang Xiangyou was speechless. It's just an analogy. "
"Go ahead." Han Zhuoling nodded and stopped interrupting.
Zhang Xiangyou then said, "If a female colleague is drunk and asks you to send her home, what would you do?"
Han Zhuoling asked almost reflexively, "Why should I drink with her? That's totally impossible. "
Zhang Xiangyou sighed and shook his head while giving Han Zhuoling a thumbs up. He was so impressed that he could not say anything.
"Xiaoya, you often give Young Master Ling this kind of survival test, right?" Cao Jingcheng was also shocked.
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