Chapter 832
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"They even said in my name that if I can't kill ten people, they'll livestream me eating shit."
Lin Jiage: "…"
Lin Jiage: "Whoever said those words should livestream themselves eating shit."
"But I've already accepted their potato chips and yogurt for three months, and I've already promised to forgive them."
Lin Jiage: "…"
"Ten people, huh? I don't think I can kill that many …" Shi Yao hadn't thought much of it when she first accepted three months of potato chips and yogurt, but now that she thought about it again, she realized that it was more difficult than ascending to the heavens …
She admitted that He Tiantian and Jiang Yue were the greatest scammers, and they probably felt that they had done something wrong in the heat of the moment, so they came to apologize to her immediately. However, she herself had a problem too. She shouldn't have given in to the temptation of food and forgiven them. She should have told them to clarify on the forums that their words had nothing to do with her …
But thinking about it, she still felt a little indignant. [Hatred Stemming From Love] was the one who had gone overboard. Even if Tian Tian and Jiang Yue hadn't messed things up, she still wanted to slap [Hatred Stemming From Love] in the face.
But this wasn't the way to slap someone's face. Shi Yao could already vaguely see herself eating shit during the livestream …
"What should I do, Lin Jiage? I can't kill ten people …"
As she spoke, Shi Yao buried her head in Lin Jiage's chest and rubbed herself against it, "Gejialin, I don't want to eat shit, wuwuwuwu …"
Lin Jiage's heart softened under Shi Yao's rubbing, and for some reason, he felt like laughing.
Why was his Soft Bun so adorable?
He reached out to stroke her hair and said, "I'm here, it'll be fine …"
"Of course it'll be fine! You're not the one who's livestreaming myself eating shit, so what's the point of you being here? You'll just have to watch me livestream myself eating shit …"
The more Shi Yao spoke, the sadder she felt. She did like eating, but she didn't like eating shit!
She was the one being insulted, so why did she, the victim, end up in such a state …
Shi Yao felt as if she had lost all hope in life, but she was still a little indignant at the same time. So, she racked her brains over and over again. Eventually, she raised her head and stared at Lin Jiage with her black eyes, saying, "Why don't you find a way to buy some laxatives and slip them in the canteen on the day of the match? This way, the contestants will keep running to the toilet during the match, and I'll be able to win …"
"…" Lin Jiage.
Lin Jiage: "That's against the law. If I do that, I'll be locked up in the Public Security Bureau."
"Sob sob sob sob … Then what should I do? You can't really make me eat shit, right? I don't want it … If I lose, you can eat it for me … "
Lin Jiage: "… Alright."
"Forget it. If you really eat sh * t in a live broadcast, I don't want you anymore …"
"…" Lin Jiage
Shi Yao whimpered a few times, "I think you should go and take some laxatives instead … o (́ ﹏ ́) o"
"…" Lin Jiage.
Lin Jiage: "You might as well ask me to create a cheat for you."
Shi Yao abruptly raised her head, and her eyes lit up. "Is it really possible?"
Lin Jiage: "I can, but I won't help you with it …"
This was the most basic quality of a gamer.
However, as Soft Bun's boyfriend, there was no way he would sit idly by when his girlfriend had made such a huge mess …
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