Chapter 469
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"Boss, Little Junior has been playing games with a streamer every day recently!"
A deep frown appeared on Lin Jiage's forehead as a sense of danger crept through his entire body.
"Boss, if you don't show yourself soon, Little Junior is going to have an affair!"
Lin Jiage abruptly sat up in the bathtub. Due to his overreaction, he knocked over the wine glass by the side, and the red liquid spilled all over the floor.
With no time to spare, he raised his phone and dialed Xia Shangzhou's number.
Xia Shangzhou happened to be playing on his phone, so he swiftly picked up the call, "Boss, you …"
Hearing Xia Shangzhou's passionate voice on the other end of the phone, Lin Jiage coldly interjected, "What do you mean by having an affair?"
"Cheating on me?" Xia Shangzhou asked doubtfully. Following which, the sound of keyboard tapping could be heard, and Xia Shangzhou began reciting the phrase as if he was reading a book, "Affair refers to red apricot blossoms growing out of the wall. It's a metaphor for the blossoming of spring, and it can also be used to refer to a wife having an affair …"
Lin Jiage: "I scored 149 out of 150 for my Chinese Language College Entrance Exam. Only my essay was deducted one point. Thank you."
Xia Shangzhou: "Ah??"
Perhaps he had turned on the speaker, but Lu Benlai's voice sounded from the other end, "Boss, please don't take it to heart. My grandson's surname is Retard, and his name is Retard."
Xia Shangzhou: "Scram! If I'm Retard, you're Retard!"
Lu Benlai: "You really are a retard! If your name is Retard, then my surname is Retard! Do you know what my real name is? Wisdom! "
"…" Lin Jiage cleared his throat in time to interrupt the two of them from bickering out of habit.
Lu Benlai immediately halted the situation and asked, "Boss, are you asking about that elementary school girl's affair?"
Hearing Lu Benlai's words, Xia Shangzhou immediately came to a realization. "Oh, you're talking about that streamer. Boss, you might not know, but he would come up to Little Junior to play games with her every day. He's a very talkative person, but Little Junior seems to like him a lot. She would often laugh at his teasing, and she even praised him for being cute …"
Lu Benlai: "That's right, Boss. I'm the cutest, but Little Junior actually praised him for being cute. I'm unhappy, I'm going to retaliate …"
If not for Soft Bun, he really didn't want to bother with these two lunatics …
Lin Jiage asked impassively, "What's the host's name?"
Xia Shangzhou: "Bean Sprout TV, called Years of Desolation."
Without saying a word, Lin Jiage opened Bean Sprout TV and searched for 'Year of Desolation'. He had already logged off, but he could still see that he had 360,000 followers.
Xia Shangzhou was still chattering away on the phone, "He has quite a lot of fans and fangirls. Many of them are always spamming the screen, saying things like 'Aunt Nian loves you' … We're both young people, but why does he have so many aunties love him, while I don't even have a grandmother, much less an aunty …"
Lu Benlai: "The heck, I didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste. You actually like grandma?"
Xia Shangzhou: "F * ck me, that's a metaphor. Do you understand metaphors?"
Lin Jiage raised his finger and rubbed his glabella, which was starting to get a little impatient from the quarrel between the two of them. "When did they meet?"
Lu Benlai: "Early August, I think. They've known each other for about half a month now."
Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, this person is really here to steal our girlfriend. Let me tell you something even more frightening. Just before you called, he was still chatting with Little Junior in the game!"
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