After drying his hair, Lin Jiage glanced at Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai expressionlessly and said, "Did I say that I'm still going to court her?"
Ah … Something's wrong with this plot?
Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou were stunned.
Three seconds later, Lu Benlai spoke up, "N-no, you didn't. You're just giving her face by courting her. If she doesn't agree to it, then forget it!"
Xia Shangzhou: "That's right! Little Junior really doesn't know what's good for her!"
"Three …" Lin Jiage's voice sounded even more frightening than before, "… Two …"
"Boss, you don't have to count anymore. I'll scram, I'll scram!" Lu Benlai immediately turned tail and ran.
"Boss, I was wrong. I said something that I shouldn't have said. I'll go clean the toilet bowl right now!" Xia Shangzhou quickly followed suit and ran.
Lin Jiage retracted the 'one' that was already at the tip of his lips. He stood on the spot for a moment before putting down the hairdryer and lying on his bed.
…
Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou could accept the silent Lin Jiage, the venomous Lin Jiage, and the furious Lin Jiage, but they couldn't accept the heartbroken Lin Jiage.
He didn't speak, didn't play games, didn't work on any projects, and didn't even eat. Every day, he would lie on his bed with a cold face.
If that was the case, Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai would have tolerated it.
But when Xia Shangzhou was browsing through his computer, he noticed that pandas were really cute videos, and he couldn't help but comment, "Pandas are really amazing animals. They could have made a living with their strength, but they chose to rely on their looks instead. Do you know how much of a glutton pandas are? To be able to eat nonstop nineteen hours a day without rest at all, they're truly gluttons … "
Xia Shangzhou really didn't think that there was anything wrong with his words, but as he spoke, he accidentally poked at Lin Jiage's soft spot, and the latter smashed a pillow on his head. He was so frightened that he didn't dare to say another word for the entire night.
But there was also that one time when Lu Benlai was browsing through comedy videos, and he happened upon a cooking video. The background music was rather adorable, "You said that I'm too meaty and that I need to slim down, but I just can't get enough of it. I don't care, I want to eat meat, meat, meat, meat. Only when I'm full will I have the strength to travel around the world with you …"
The song was quite nice, and the delicacies in the video were especially alluring too. After watching the video, Lu Benlai couldn't help but replay it once more. Then, for some reason, he had no idea how the song had offended Lin Jiage, but lying on his bed, he suddenly started counting threateningly, "Three, two …" Of course, not daring to let him count to one, Lu Benlai grabbed his phone and ran out of the dormitory room.
That was not the weirdest thing. One day, Xia Shangzhou came back from work with a bowl of wontons.
He was just about to dig in when Lin Jiage walked over.
Thinking that it was Lin Jiage who wanted to eat it, he even passed the dumplings over to Lin Jiage enthusiastically and said, "Boss, have some."
But in the end, Lin Jiage threw the dumplings he had bought into the dustbin in the corridor, and for some inexplicable reason, he added a new rule to Room 501: No Eating Wontons.
Such incidents continued to happen more and more, and the temperature in Room 501 grew lower and lower. Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou felt that their days were becoming more and more intolerable. Just as the two of them thought that they were going to be tortured to death by Lin Jiage, and the temperature in the dormitory room dropped to the freezing point of winter, Lin Jiage suddenly packed up his stuff and returned home.
Lin Jiage left the academy at three in the afternoon, and just as he was about to reach the entrance of his neighborhood, he received a phone call.
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