Chapter 273
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: "…"
Shi Yao didn't bother trying to decipher the meaning behind Mister Numbers' ellipsis. She continued typing.
: [It would have been better if you hadn't mentioned it. Now that you mention it, I can't help but pity your parents. They must be worried that you'll be single forever.]
After sending this message, Shi Yao didn't forget to send a sighing emoji to Mister Numbers to express her current emotions.
: [Do you want to hear the truth?]
: [Do you have a habit of lying?]
: […]
: [The truth is that you don't have to worry about me. I was already taken before I was even born.]
Ah … What does that mean? What do you mean by already been taken before you were even born?
Shi Yao pondered for a moment before replying: [Could it be that you found yourself a girlfriend while you were still in your mother's womb?]
: [Something like that …]
Hah!
Shi Yao, who was in the midst of drinking coconut juice, nearly choked to death upon seeing those words.
I'm just making it up on the spot! How am I supposed to find a girlfriend while I'm in my mother's womb? Not to mention, the fetus in my mother's womb was just a little bean …
With such thoughts in mind, Shi Yao began replying: [The other party sent you a dry laugh and said that your joke was really cold.]
: [What I meant was that I really had a girlfriend while I was still in my mother's womb. It's just that I wasn't the one who found her; it was someone arranged for me by my family.]
: [To put it simply, I have a fiancée.]
: [So, you don't have to worry about whether I'll be single or not. I was born with a fiancée.]
: [Not to mention, my fiancée has a great figure, and she's beautiful too!]
This seems to be the first time I've seen Mister Numbers type so many words …
But is my imagination playing tricks on me at the end of his sentence? Why do I feel a deep sense of superiority just by reading between the lines?
Is there really something to be proud of? It's as if he's talking about how no one was born without a significant other …
Following which, Shi Yao also began typing: [What a coincidence. I had a fiancé before I was even born.]
Seeing how Mister Numbers was acting all smug, Shi Yao paused for a moment before adding, "Furthermore, my fiancé is super handsome, and he comes from a good family!"
[111111]: "I didn't expect you to talk in your sleep even when you're awake."
Who's talking in their sleep? What she said was clearly the truth! She already had a fiancé to begin with!
Shi Yao wrinkled her nose and said, "Whoever lies to you is a piece of spicy chicken."
After saying those words, Shi Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture of a huge plate of 'spicy chicken'.
[111111]: "Alright, since you said so, I'll reluctantly believe you."
111111: "But I'm quite impressed that your fiancé can accept you!"
Tsk, don't think that I don't know that he's mocking me for not being worthy of that secret fiancé of hers — Lin Jiage!
Fine, what he said was indeed the truth. Lin Jiage didn't think much of her, and she didn't seem to be worthy of him … But … that didn't mean that she couldn't taunt him back!
Shi Yao pouted as her fingers flew across the screen, "Same here. I'm also quite impressed by your fiancée. Her tolerance is top-notch, and her taste sure is unique!"
[111111]: "It's the same. Your fiancé's tolerance is one of the best in the world, and his taste is equally unique!"
[111111]: "Speaking of which, I really pity your fiancé!"
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