In order to prevent Shi Yao from finding out about his scheme, Lin Jiage specially chose a time when Shi Yao was in class to head to the kindergarten.
Little Lin Shi, who was in the midst of his afternoon nap, was woken up by his teacher. His face was filled with displeasure, but when he saw Lin Jiage, he still greeted him, "Daddy!" Then, with a lecturing tone, he said, "Daddy, don't you know that it's immoral to disturb someone's sleep?"
Lin Jiage: "…"
Just who in the world did he inherit this personality of his?
Recalling that he had a favor to ask of the little light bulb, Lin Jiage suppressed the urge to slap him and said, "I'm here to discuss a business deal with you."
Business deal?
Little Lin Shi's interest was piqued. "What kind of business deal?"
"I want to go home. If you help me, I'll fulfill your conditions and buy you all the toys you want."
A contemplative look surfaced on Little Lin Shi's tender face. A moment later, he said, "It's not like we can't talk about this business deal."
Lin Jiage: "…" What should I do? I really want to slap him!
"But Daddy, I have conditions."
You've learned how to bargain? Lin Jiage's eyebrows shot up. "Let's hear it."
Little Lin Shi: "Firstly, Daddy, you can't ask me to wash your socks anymore. On top of that, you have to help me wash my socks."
Lin Jiage gritted his teeth and held himself back. "Alright."
Little Lin Shi: "Secondly, Daddy, Mommy will sleep with you on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but you have to sleep with me on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays."
Lin Jiage flew into a rage. "Why do you have one more day than me?"
"You'll have to ask around then. Who was the one who said that there are only seven days in a week? If there are eight days, I'll reluctantly give you one more day!" Little Lin Shi said impatiently. "Daddy, do you agree or not? If you don't agree, then forget it. I'll go back to sleep …"
"Agree, agree, agree … Are there any other conditions?"
"Yes …" Little Lin Shi said as he started counting with his fingers. "Thirdly, Daddy, you have to bring me along to play games.
"Fourth, Dad, you have to help me with my homework. I know you'll definitely say that homework is my problem and I want to do it alone. But those questions are really too brainless. I really don't want to do them. They'll lower my IQ."
Looking at his son's smug expression, Lin Jiage nodded in disdain and said, "Alright, alright, alright. Can we reach an agreement now?"
"Sure, but you need to take a pen and paper and write down what I just said and sign it."
？？？？？
He still needed to sign a contract?
Lin Jiage couldn't help but feel a little annoyed at his son for being so troublesome, but his hands swiftly whipped out a pen and paper, and he began writing down everything that his little snack had just said.
Little Lin Shi took the paper from Lin Jiage's hands and looked through it carefully. He caught two wrong words and forcefully forced Lin Jiage to correct them. After which, he picked up the pen and wrote down his name. After which, he hooked his finger with Lin Jiage and said in a grown-up manner, "Daddy, I hope that we'll have a pleasant cooperation in the future!"
And so …
On the night that Little Lin Shi received the robot, he lured Shi Yao to the dining room and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, Mommy will accompany you to eat."
On the night that Little Lin Shi received Ultraman, he lured Shi Yao to the swimming pool and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, Mommy will accompany you to swim."
On the night that Little Lin Shi received Little Train, he lured Shi Yao to the hotel suite and gave Lin Jiage a bunch of condoms. Then, he secretly whispered into Lin Jiage's ear, "Daddy, Mommy will sleep with you."
Do you think that the story is that simple?
No, no, no …
There was something wrong with the condoms that Little Lin Shi gave Lin Jiage.
Grandpa Lin told Little Lin Shi that he came to this world because of him. Out of curiosity, Little Snack asked Grandpa Lin why he came to this world because of him, and in a moment of glee, Grandpa Lin told him the truth.
Even though Little Snack didn't know why he came to this world after poking a needle in the colorful bag, he remembered it …
So, he, who had always wanted a younger sister, didn't forget to poke a needle in each of those condoms when he stole them from the bedside cabinet at home.
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