Chapter 1008
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Shi Yao: "…" Where did you inherit such a proud and arrogant personality from?
Shi Yao: "Then where did your snacks come from?"
Lin Shi's eyebrows shot up proudly as he replied, "My mother-in-law gave them to me."
Lin Shi's reply nearly caused Shi Yao to fall to the ground.
Little Snack liked to watch videos on the Internet and had a good memory, so he had a photographic memory of many things. Then, he would say a string of things, shocking the adults in the family until they were speechless.
Thinking that it was some kind of joke, Shi Yao asked, "Tell me, where did you learn that joke from?"
Seeing that his mother didn't believe him, Little Lin Shi immediately put on a stern expression and gazed at Shi Yao with a serious expression. With a childish voice, he said, "Mommy, it's not a joke. It's the truth … My snacks were all given to me by my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law really likes them …"
"Do you know what mother-in-law means?"
"I do. It's my wife's mother."
Shi Yao: "…" Oh no … The person before me isn't a three-and-a-half-year-old son but a thirty-year-old son, right?
Before Shi Yao could calm herself down and speak, Little Lin Shi continued, "Mommy, I know what you're going to ask next. Do you know what a wife is? I do. A wife is a grandmother to a grandfather, a mother to a father, a great aunt to a young master, and a great aunt to Uncle Xia … "
Great aunt to Uncle Xia … Sis Jiayi to Xia Shangzhou?
Shi Yao couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Little Snack, you're right at the start, but you're wrong at the end. There's no relationship between your great aunt and your Uncle Xia, so don't try to matchmake them …"
"Mommy, what do you mean by matchmaking them?"
"It means that people who aren't husband and wife are forced to be husband and wife by you …" As she spoke, Shi Yao realized that her son had diverted the topic, so she quickly returned to the main topic, "… Little Snack, I'm not here to discuss this with you. I'm asking about your snacks …"
"Mommy, why don't you believe me? They were really given to me by my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law really likes me. The first day she met me, she gave me all of the snacks in her bag. She even told me that if I were to be disfigured, she would betroth Keke to me, and I agreed to it. So, Mommy, you must remember that I'm different from my aunt. I'm no longer a single dog. Please don't drag me into it when you talk about my aunt in the future. Look at you, Lin Jiayi, you're not even married yet. You only have Lin Shi as a single dog at home …"
Shi Yao: "…" I feel like beating my son. What should I do?
Shi Yao: "Even if Keke's mother likes you, there's no need for her to give you snacks every day, is there?"
Hearing those words, Lin Shi also felt that it made sense. He tilted his head to the side and pondered for a moment, but he still couldn't make sense of it. "I'll ask my mother-in-law why she's treating me so well when I meet her tomorrow … But Mommy, Keke doesn't have a father, so I want to give my father to Keke to be her father …"
Hearing those words, Shi Yao's heart nearly stopped beating.
He's her husband! What right does he have to make such a decision?! What do you mean by giving Keke to be her father?
Suppressing the urge to throw Lin Shi out, Shi Yao continued listening to her son's words.
"… Also, Mommy, I've noticed a very strange problem. Keke's mother has the same surname as Keke, so why do I have the same surname as Daddy? I want to have the same surname as Mommy too … Also, Keke's mother's name doesn't make sense. Her name is Leng Nuan, so how can she be Nuan and Nuan be Leng?
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