As Qin Guan sat down, Director Segal said, "You are Qin Guan, right? The interview is simple. Make sure the two animals don't reject you. The more intimate you are, the better.
Be as intimate as you can. "
Adam Sandler was a little anxious. As Qin Guan walked to the center of the aquarium, he walked up to him. "Director, was there anything wrong with my performance? Are you going to audition for a new leading actor? "
Director Segal glanced at Adam Sandler. It was true that this young man had a strong sense of comedy, but he had been shocked by the appearance of the Asian actor. The director was inexplicably excited to have a real Casanova play this role.
If Qin Guan could cooperate well with the two animals, as long as he could get along well with them, Qin Guan would be the best choice.
Of course, this was only an "if". After Adam Sandler heard the director's reply, he knew that he was in trouble. This Asian actor would be his biggest rival for the role!
As a result, he focused all his attention on his enemy. When he looked at Qin Guan, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Even the director was not as familiar with the script as Adam Sandler. The Asian actor was too similar to the role of a Casanova.
If there was anything Adam Sandler wasn't satisfied with, it would be his appearance.
He himself knew that his appearance was more than enough to be honest and cute, but not enough to be handsome and suave.
As soon as the leading actor appeared on the screen, he touched the hearts of thousands of girls. Everyone who dated him missed him, missed him, and loved him deeply.
It was enough for him to make this request in a comedic way, but what was up with this competitor in front of him? Which rock did it pop out from? He didn't need to play that role at all. He was simply a Casanova who was loved by millions, okay?
While Adam Sandler was in despair and Segal was happy to see Qin Guan move forward, the situation on the set had changed to a bright future.
Between a cute penguin and a huge sea lion, most people would choose to get close to the penguin first. Qin Guan had done that.
He took the freshest fish handed to him by the zookeeper and carefully approached the penguin named Little Bean. With the sincerest smile on his face, he handed the fish to Little Bean.
The clever little pea used his unique skill, which he had used to hunt and deal with his natural enemies in the wild. It was the Invincible Penguin Pecking and Inserting Skill.
The penguin pecked Qin Guan's wrist like a pile driver.
Tuk, tuk, tuk...
Qin Guan was not an ordinary person either. Years of experience in the entertainment industry had made him very sensitive. He withdrew his hand immediately.
Only a small silver fish with three or four holes was left on Lil Bean's beak. It was hanging on Lil Bean's beak, weakly struggling for a while.
Qu Xuemei, who was drinking water, spat it out. The director, who was waiting for the "Animal Family", staggered and almost sprained his waist.
The nightmare did not end with Qin Guan's retreat though. Little Bean the penguin always killed any intruder that it didn't like though.
It wouldn't let the penguin go even if it failed.
Qin Guan dodged Little Bean's sneak attack. As he looked at his hands in fear, Little Bean rushed at him again.
Swaying its fat body, it raised its sharp beak and pecked at Qin Guan again at the speed of a 100-meter flying man.
Half-squatting on the ground, Qin Guan was caught off guard by the sudden pounce.
"Ouch!" His ankle, which was wearing a pair of sandals, was hit by the penguin's attack.
Thus, a man and a pea were engaged in a great chase on the public platform of the aquarium, which was still slightly wet and had a rockery around the swimming pool.
"Help!"
"Ouch!"
As he turned around, he was pecked again. He had no intention of kissing her now. Running away was the only way to go.
Director Schiger covered his face helplessly. Adam Sandler, who was standing next to him, was smiling.
Soon, he asked a critical question, which attracted everyone's attention.
"Where is Da Zhuang the sea lion?"
This question instantly attracted the attention of everyone outside the field. That's right, didn't they say that they were going to have intimate contact with the two main animals?
If a penguin could treat Qin Guan that way, what about a heavy sea lion?
Even if he was a star in a circus, he was still a sea lion.
It didn't take long for their doubts to be answered. Qin Guan ran to the corner of the rockery like a clown. There was a gentle slope there, where the aquarium animals could slide down from the platform and into the pool.
When Qin Guan turned around to see how far away Xiao Dou was, he saw the main character in his question.
"Watch out! Qin Guan, behind you! "
“HO! NO! Da Zhuang! No! "
While everyone was screaming, the fat sea lion jumped out of the pool and hit Qin Guan.
Qin Guan turned around in a hurry. He saw Da Zhuang, but he didn't have time to react. He fell to the ground.
Da Zhuang, on the other hand, managed to regain his balance after turning half a circle on the platform. Qin Guan was not in a good situation at all.
The pursuer, Little Bean, had already rushed over at the fastest speed. After exchanging a glance with Da Zhuang in a very human-like manner, he took action.
Da Zhuang moved his fat belly and slowly pressed his heavy body against Qin Guan.
Crack! Qin Guan was pressed down hard on the ground.
At this moment, Lil 'Dou had already sat down in the correct position. Three, two, one peck.
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