Qin Guan took a step back and returned to his dormitory. He picked up the pen beside his phone and wrote "Niulanshan Erguotou" on the plastic bucket.
After he finished writing, he calmly threw the pen into Liu Xiaoyang's arms, ready to use his acting skills to conquer the oncoming crowd.
Liu Xiaoyang was hit by Qin Guan's pen. The oil on his forehead made him look like Erlang Shen. Wiping the black oil on his forehead, Liu complained in his heart, "Comrade Qin Guan, don't pretend to be calm. You were so scared that you forgot to put the cap on your pen."
As Qin Guan approached the oncoming crowd, Liu couldn't help saying in his heart, "Don't panic, Qin Guan! You are a strong boy!" The specific lines could be found in middle school textbooks, "The Little Golden Flower".
When the two sides met, Qin Guan's legs didn't tremble. He had successfully hypnotized himself.
Just as he was about to brush past these people, a junior from the disciplinary team spoke up.
"Senior Qin, is that you?"
Her voice attracted the attention of the teacher, who hadn't been paying attention to him at first.
He stared at the rectangular bucket in Qin Guan's hand. It looks like alcohol. Then he asked in confusion, "What's that in your hand?"
Qin Guan looked at the teacher with the kindest, most innocent and pure expression on his face. His sparkling eyes made the onlookers feel dizzy.
He answered the teacher obediently, "Sir, I brought some alcohol for the staff of the director team. I'm a newcomer after all, so I have to maintain a good relationship with them."
Hey! You're lying! You ran away as fast as a rabbit after filming. It was your agent who fawned on others!
Qin Guan hadn't expected that the teachers, who had always been known for their rigorous thinking, would believe him after a glance at the Niulanshan on the bucket.
Cheap sorghum alcohol is always stored in such a big white bucket. It's not easy for Qin Guan. He has to buy alcohol for everyone out of his own pocket.
No one drinks alcohol, okay?! Wang Lei, who was observing the situation outside the dormitory, was complaining about the intelligence of the inspectors. If I had known that they were such idiots, I wouldn't have sent Qin Guan.
Only then did Wng Lei realize that their IQ had returned to normal. "That's right," Qin Guan said.
This is life with a cheat. What do you plan to do? What kind of reasoning could they go to?
Wng Lei let out a long sigh. Qin Guan was the only one who could do that.
When Qin Guan arrived safely and got his props, the whole crew came up to him and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.
Qin Guan was so miserable that they couldn't help laughing out loud.
With the help of the prop team, Qin Guan tied the tortoise shell to his body and knelt down at the entrance of the Yan Mansion.
He planned to use Xu Zheng's strict acting skills to see if it would work and if he could stand out.
Qin Guan did not change his expression. He looked a little humble, but he did not exaggerate his lines or make an effort to make his face look funny.
Bowing low, Qin Guan read his lines with a serious expression, "I'm a blind bastard. I've eaten too much lard and lost my mind. I'm a mad dog that bites its master … "
He kowtowed as he said, "You're a great man. Please forgive me. Your Highness, please forgive me."
If anyone died suddenly, it would be Qin Guan. The actor who played Zhu Di burst out laughing before Qin Guan could finish his lines.
"Ha ha ha ha!" The others burst into an uproar, like a drop of water thrown into a frying pan.
Hey! Do you guys still have any sympathy in you? This tortoise shell is very heavy!
Holding back his laughter, the director knocked on the edge of the set with a newspaper and warned everyone loudly, "Be careful! Stop laughing! It's a waste of money! "
The director was not angry because of Qin Guan, but because he wanted to save money. Fine, we'll laugh behind his back.
Next, Qin Guan stared at Zhu Di, who was acting with him.
Zhu Di laughed at Gao Fuming, who was kneeling in front of him, according to the script, "Your tears flow so fast!"
Qin Guan thought, "I've been laughed at like a dog. How could I not cry?" He continued to read the funny lines, "Your Majesty, I'm not crying. I'm bleeding."
F * ck! Zhu Di, can you stop twitching your mouth? Hold it!
"My heart is bleeding when I think of all the bad things I've done in the past. When I see Your Highness's loving face, my heart … my heart is bleeding …"
That's enough. Stop smiling, okay? After a while, he started to laugh, and then he laughed again.
Out of sight, out of mind, Qin Guan lay on the ground like a tortoise. Zhu Di held back his laughter and continued to read the lines.
Qin Guan let out a sigh of relief. Qin Guan, do you know that you just escaped a disaster? If you hadn't been lying on the ground, the actor wouldn't have been able to see your tearful face, or he would have laughed again.
After that scene, Qin Guan had no more scenes to shoot for the next few days. As an elite, he had to learn all the courses in advance. He had to take the TOEFL class, which his girlfriend had signed him up for, in order to go abroad. Plus, he had to work with two crews.
Qin Guan was exhausted. In just half a month, his cheeks had sunk in.
That's just your imagination, okay? Didn't I just skip a few big meals? You'll be done with Graceful Princess after all. Anyway, there's only one day left. You'll have to take your lunch break again.
Qin Guan looked through the scenes he had received. He had died twice in the previous two films, and he would die twice in the upcoming ones.
He had accepted four films in total, all of which were detestable villains. Lying on the steering wheel, Qin Guan wanted to cry, but no tears came out. The only thing he could comfort himself now was delicious food.
We're not far from Xiao Chang Chen. Let's go and have a bowl of stewed meat stew.
Speaking of stewed meat stew, few men who liked internal organs could resist its delicious taste. This substitute originated in the southern part of the capital during the reign of the Guangxu Emperor. It had quickly conquered the hearts of the poor people.
At that time, because the price of Su Zao meat cooked with streaky pork was too high, the people of the Southern City, who relied on manual labor for a living every day, used pig head meat and pig offal instead. Through the spread of cooking experts among the people, over time, it became known as braised fire.
Xiao Chang Chen's stewed pork intestines and lungs were cooked together, supplemented with fried tofu slices, blood tofu, marinade, garlic juice, soy bean curd juice, coriander, and other supplementary ingredients. The fire was cooked thoroughly but not sticky, and the meat was tender but not messy. If one went to Li Ji's White Water Sheep Head and cut two taels of meat, it would be a delicacy on earth.
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