"I don't want to attend the Batman comic book fan meeting. I don't want to attend the Superhero Movie League exhibition. I don't want to participate in the pre-promotion."
"This kind of Hollywood movie is like an assembly line. Doesn't it take less than two months for it to be released online? I don't care about such a simple job. I want to go home! I want to find my wife! "
Qin Guan's protest was interrupted.
"Brother Qin, your wife is on the phone!"
"Qin Guan! I've seen your news. Just stay in the United States and come back after you finish your work. My due date is in late February next year. Even if you come back now, you won't be able to help! "
"Besides, we talk on the phone every day. It's the same as if you were by my side. That's it. I'm busy here." "Stop talking!"
Busy with what?
What else could a woman do? That was Cong Nianwei's secret.
Qin Guan was pushed out of America, singing "I'm a Wolf from the North" all alone.
As a man with no great ambitions, his sorrow could not be shared with others.
He could only sleep soundly at night with his wife's photo in his arms, as well as all the baby products he had bought from all the major mother and baby stores in the United States.
The international express delivery service was hard to come by. There was a special line to Beijing, China. Although the daily volume was less than the tonnage of a small cargo plane, it was still enough.
Qin Guan was no less crazy than Cong Nianwei. This was a father-to-be's love for his child and a man who loved his wife deeply. It was an act from the bottom of his heart.
Even the bustling downtown area of America couldn't help Qin Guan feel a sense of alienation, even though he was standing in a country that didn't seem to belong to Earth.
That's right. Qin Guan had been invited to the biggest comic exhibition in America by various parties. He had received a super attractive check to promote his new role, "The Dark Knight".
It seemed that Warner Bros. had made a big move this time. They planned to add another superhero legend to the box office of the entire film industry.
Qin Guan finally realized that there were different people all over the world.
Apart from Japan, there was also America, which was crazy about comics.
Unlike Japanese comics, which were delicate and gentle, American comics were very realistic and rough. Qin Guan was amazed by them, even though he had seen them at the Tokyo Film Festival.
That was because these shameless people who really liked comics had come from all directions. They were dressed in superhero costumes that made even the burly men look cuter, just like on Halloween. They appeared at the scene in a dignified manner.
It was no wonder that this group of geeks would flock to such a grand event. That was because one could see the superheroes of the two major factions of DC and Marvel meeting here.
The smell of gunpowder was so strong that it made people want to rank the military strength of the generals of the three countries to see who was superior.
Every superhero had crazy fans that they loved. In front of their own heroes, everyone had to retreat three feet, even if the person standing in front of them was a blonde, blue-eyed, sexy girl who could make one's blood boil.
Let us shout together: Who is the loveliest person?
Iron Man? Spiderman? The Hulk? Batman? "
Well, this was probably the most disunited scene.
Qin Guan, who wasn't wearing any disguise, was the center of attention.
If he had known that this would be the case, even if he disguised himself as Doraemon and sneaked in, it would not have been so obvious.
Because everyone is a strange person. You, a mortal dressed in the casual attire of a Wall Street elite, are the strangest of them all, okay?
That was why those people with ulterior motives saw Qin Guan at first glance. They were in that strange place because of Qin Guan.
When the posters and promotional clips of The Dark Knight were first released in North America, the fangirls, as well as the girls who were forced to watch the film by their boyfriends, noticed the presence of a handsome man.
He was a villain, and a villain with such a huge contrast. Before he became the Clown, he was so dazzling that even Batman looked like a bat. But when he became the Clown, his cracked red mouth gave people the most fatal impact.
The number of perverts in the United States was unimaginable. There was a type of woman who loved to be ravaged by such dark villains.
When they were trampled on, an indescribable sense of comfort spread throughout their bodies. This kind of illness was called having too many good days and having too much free time.
If a person liked a bad guy though, they couldn't stop them.
Thus, at the scene, the exhibition area of DC Comics, which belonged to Batman, was occupied by the 'woman' of the villain.
Red hair, blonde hair, brown hair...
No one could tell them apart, regardless of their skin color, appearance or body shape.
Because of their makeup, even a professional makeup artist would not be able to recognize their original appearance.
It was the biggest comic exhibition in the United States, but people who didn't know better would think that it was a clown carnival in a children's park.
Their comical big mouths, red noses, five-pointed star eye makeup, as well as their hot miniskirts and long legs that belonged to the American flag, caused the other men who were originally otakus to have nosebleeds, to splatter blood on the spot.
They screamed and threw themselves at Qin Guan, talking nonsense and doing crazy things. Even a calm girl like Wang was scared out of her wits.
"Ah! My love! Please scold me as much as you want! My clown! "
"Please take me away! I'll be your slave forever! "
"Let me grab your trousers and feel my breath."
The hatred of the men on the sidelines was full at this time. What happened to the saying that beautiful women liked superheroes? Movies and comics are all lies!
Is it too late for us to buy a bad guy costume later?
The black auntie's clothing store at the Comic Con suddenly saw a surge in business. The outfits of the villains that had been sitting in the corner for a long time were suddenly sold out.
Oh my god, did the aliens finally invade Earth, and only the big bad guy was left to rule the world?
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