"But who knows what kind of trouble he has caused in the past few years. I really want to beat this bastard to death." The uncle gritted his teeth.
"Well, I think you should teach him more about responsibility." Qin Ze suggested.
Although this cousin of his gave the elders a headache, he wouldn't cause any big trouble.
This was purely an accident.
If Jiang Cheng was a teenager with a bad character, Qin Ze wouldn't beat him or scold him. He would only draw a clear line.
And if there was no embryo, it wouldn't be a big deal. Lu Xun once said, "My biggest wish in life is to sleep with more women."
Looking at the thousands of years of China's history, the most miserable were the two generations: 8090.
Let's not talk about the past, they got married early. Let's not talk about the future, they would only become more and more open.
Only the 8090 comrades were the most miserable in the long river of history.
According to the information collected on the Internet (8090's tragic self-narration), the 80s and 90s were the two generations with the most virgins and the last sexual experience.
They cried silently in the toilet.
The uncle said with emotion, "I really don't know how to do anything other than hit, but I see that Big Brother has been hitting you since you were young."
Qin Ze: "…"
Little Uncle's heart was pierced.
Everyone in the Qin family's circle of relatives knew that Comrade Qin Jianzhang was a son crazy demon. If he wasn't beating his son, he was on the way to beating his son.
Every time the relatives gathered, Qin Ze would be teased, "Did you get spanked by Dad today?"
But that was when he was young. As he grew older, the number of times the old man hit him decreased exponentially.
Now, if the old man still dared to hit him, Qin Ze dared to say, "If you hit me, I will give your daughter an injection."
But when he was a child, he did tremble under his father's crotch and tried his best to grow into a straight white poplar tree according to his father's ideas.
Filial sons were born under the rod. This sentence made sense, but the price he paid was a little tragic.
Qin Ze's interest in chatting was summed up by his uncle's words. He waved goodbye dispiritedly.
"Chengcheng, send your cousin downstairs." Little Aunt ordered.
Jiang Cheng replied with an "oh" and silently followed Qin Ze out.
The two cousins entered the elevator in silence, and Jiang Cheng pressed the button for basement one.
"When did you get together with that little girl?" Qin Ze asked.
Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at him carefully. He silently took a step back.
"I'm asking you a question. I won't hit you." Qin Ze rolled his eyes.
"Cousin, it's not sex, it's love. Your words are so vulgar … "
Young boys and girls were like this. They saw love as a beautiful thing and could not accept explicit words like "lover", "slut", and "cock tyrant".
In the adult world, this was called fun. Her husband laughed lewdly. "Little slut, I'll make you cry and call me daddy tonight."
His wife laughed. "Come on, let's be merry. I love chicken crispy."
If the young boys and girls heard these words, their mentality would collapse.
After being glared at by Qin Ze, he shrank his head and continued, "At the end of last semester, we signed up for the class teacher's holiday training class together. During the summer vacation, we started to get familiar with each other. We often took the subway home together. From time to time, I would treat her to food and milk. Her family is not very rich … "
Qin Ze understood and nodded. "After a while, a tortoise fell in love with a green bean. She became your girlfriend and drank your milk."
Jiang Cheng argued, "It's not a tortoise falling in love with a green bean. We were in love at that time."
Qin Ze chuckled and said, "Even after enrolling in the training class, your grades are still trash. Did your uncle report your class teacher?"
When Qin Ze was in high school, it was basic for teachers to open private classes. If there was a demand, there would be a market. All parents in the world wanted their children to become dragons and phoenixes, even if their children were bad students.
In these years, the act of teachers opening private classes was prohibited. It was still the same sentence. If there was a demand, there would be a market. Private classes still existed, but there were fewer of them. They were low-key and hidden.
"I've improved. I've improved from 30th place to 25th place." Jiang Cheng was unconvinced.
Qin Ze looked at him from the corner of his eyes. "Grade?"
Jiang Cheng: "… Class."
Qin Ze sighed in exasperation: "Trash, at least you have half of my Qin Clan's bloodline. How can you be so useless? Your uncle is a university professor, your mother graduated from university, your cousin is a top student at Fudan University, and your cousin … I don't need to emphasize this. "
Jiang Cheng said weakly, "You worked so hard to get into a garbage university?"
Garbage university?
What the f * ck …
For a Shanghai local, the difficulty of getting into a university was many times higher than that of students from other provinces.
Qin Ze slapped him against the wall of the car. He couldn't even buckle down.
It's fine if your dad stabbed me in the heart, but a little puppy like you also came?
Qin Ze hated little puppies the most. They looked delicate and weak on the surface, but they were harder than anyone else.
"You said you wouldn't hit me." Jiang Cheng felt wronged.
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you." Qin Ze paused and went straight to the point. "What I want to know is when you … broke in."
Jiang Cheng thought about it and understood. His face showed a man's pride. "Cousin, in fact, getting a girlfriend is very simple. Take the initiative, spend some money, give some care and love, and it's easy to get a girl."
Qin Ze said angrily, "You shut up. I don't know how to fall in love. Do I need you? I had a girlfriend in junior high school, but I'm smarter than you. I didn't cause any trouble. "
Jiang Cheng was stunned. He didn't know why his cousin was suddenly angry.
"We were honest with each other at the end of August." Jiang Cheng answered truthfully.
Qin Ze thought about it. It started at the end of August. She was pregnant at the end of October. Two months …
In other words, they had an embryo in September.
So fast!
Was it because puberty was easy to be frightened?
Why didn't Su Yu's stomach improve? Was it because she was too old?
Although her skin was as delicate as a young girl's, and her figure was very slim, it didn't change the fact that she was older than the girl next door.
But Qin Ze's good Chinese medicine knowledge told him that it wasn't because of age.
At this moment, the Edo 48 Hands flashed through Qin Ze's mind.
"Bang!"
Qin Ze once again slapped him against the wall of the sedan.
He got up again and looked at his cousin with grievance. He didn't know why he was hit again.
"What's there to be proud of." Qin Ze snorted.
Jiang Cheng had an idea. His resentment retreated, and he showed a gossipy expression. "Cousin, you're going to have a baby with … Zijin?"
Jiang Cheng knew about Wang Zijin's existence. Although he didn't talk much with Wang Zijin, he had been in the Qin family for two years. Later, he heard his mother and father gossiping and found out that the dignified and generous sister was his cousin's girlfriend.
Qin Ze warned, "Don't talk nonsense. Otherwise, I'll break your legs."
"Oh, oh." Jiang Cheng said, "Does cousin have a boyfriend?"
Qin Ze said, "Just take it that she does."
Jiang Cheng's face suddenly became excited. "Who is it? Who is cousin?"
"It's none of your business."
"The boys in my class like her a lot. They always say that they won't marry anyone but her. They also think that they have a chance because she doesn't have a boyfriend. They also say that she's one of the few female celebrities in the entertainment industry who doesn't have unspoken rules." Jiang Cheng chattered on excitedly.
He was obviously very interested in his future cousin-in-law. He cared more about Qin Ze's love life than he did about it.
Although Qin Baobao had a bad attitude towards him and often played with him when they were young, Qin Baobao had been a top student since she was young. She was pretty, smart, and had good grades. Therefore, Jiang Cheng worshipped his cousin very much due to the influence of these deep-rooted beliefs.
She abused him thousands of times, but he treated her like his first love.
On the other hand, he only had a vague idea of his cousin's net worth, wealth, and ability. But his cousin had been a salted fish for so many years. The image of a salted fish trembling under his uncle's crotch had long been imprinted in Jiang Cheng's heart.
"As for my cousin-in-law … it has nothing to do with you."
"How can it have nothing to do with me? I'm your only cousin. Whether my cousin's wife is good or not is related to whether I can ask for more red packets from him. A good cousin-in-law and a bad cousin-in-law have a huge difference in benefits."
Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was slapped to the wall by his cousin again.
Qin Ze said, "A good cousin won't be stingy with his slaps. A good cousin-in-law should be like that."
Jiang Cheng, "???"
Ding ~
The elevator door opened.
"Study hard. Don't be a person who muddles through life. Now you're using your parents' money to pick up girls. You have to rely on yourself in the future. Women in society are very caring. They like small animals, such as BMWs, Hummers, Jaguars, and Land Rovers. Of course, there's also Lynx. But they won't like a little puppy who has nothing. "
"Then what kind of animal is my cousin-in-law?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"… Seafood?" Qin Ze walked out of the elevator and turned around. "Study hard while you're in your second year of high school. In the future, if you can't even get into a garbage university, I'll bring my cousin-in-law to dote on you."
He waved his hand and left.
Qin Ze drove out of the neighborhood and went straight to Tianfang Entertainment. On the way, he talked to his sister. "Aunt's family matter has been resolved."
Qin Bao Bao: "Mhmm, you've worked hard. Sister will reward you with a kiss."
Qin Ze: "Two hundred thousand."
Qin Bao Bao: "Small money."
Qin Ze: "I didn't pay for it. Aunt and Uncle paid for it themselves."
"I know. It's only two hundred thousand. Aunt must have paid for it herself. I didn't ask you to go over to pay five million. I asked you to solve the problem. "Qin Bao Bao said," By the way, how did you solve it? "
Qin Ze told him what happened just now. His sister laughed especially happily on the other end of the phone, giggling like a little hen.
"Azé, you've been led astray. You can even think of such a dirty trick. But evil people will be punished by evil people, right? "
"That's right. That's why I gave that little brat Jiang Cheng a hard time." Qin Ze said, "It's so unfair. When I was his age, I only knew the Five Dragons Embracing the Pillar, but he could study all kinds of postures."
"Bah, don't talk about this with your sister." Qin Baobao pretended to spit, and with a seductive and seductive tone, she said sneakily, "You've been living with me for so long. Did you use the materials here to cultivate your … Five Dragons?"
"Yes, yes. I still have them." Qin Ze said, "After all, with an expert like my sister by my side, I have to cultivate well."
Qin Bao Bao obviously didn't understand the last sentence. After a moment of silence, she asked tentatively, "Really?"
"Don't worry. I've cleaned you up. There won't be any accidents like the swimming pool."
"Get lost!"
His sister roared and hung up the phone.
Qin Ze snorted. She said that he liked to flirt, but she was different. She was obviously a coward, but she pretended to be calm and seductive.
Qin Bao Bao felt indignant. She sent another message to him. "I'll give you something exciting."
His sister's so-called excitement was at most a kiss on the lips. She probably felt that she was going to die from excitement …
Qin Ze ignored her. After the car stopped and they walked to the elevator, he replied, "What kind of excitement?"
His sister replied instantly. She sent a picture. It was a contract.
Qin Ze swiped his finger across the screen and zoomed in on the picture. He saw the bold words: "Men's Wear".
Qin Ze asked, "Is this the contract from last time?"
Last year, when his sister had just become popular, this magazine had invited her to be the cover girl. They claimed that they came with great sincerity and enthusiasm, hoping to cooperate with his sister.
Qin Ze had heard of this magazine before, but unfortunately, he couldn't bear to spend money on it. Besides, to him, the trendy men in the magazine were not as sexy and attractive as the cover girls. They had long legs that could make a young man's mouth go dry. l
Later on, when he had money, he still didn't look at it because his sisters had helped him pick out his clothes. Not only did they like to shop for themselves, they also liked to help men shop.
Qin Bao Bao replied, "Smile but don't say anything."
Qin Ze was speechless.
'Damn it, smile but don't say anything.'
Qin Ze put his phone back in his pocket. The elevator happened to stop and he stepped into the office. When he didn't see his sister in the office, he asked the ordinary-looking assistant, "Where's President Qin?"
Xiang Yi's assistant subconsciously straightened his back and said respectfully, "In the second conference room."
"What's the matter?"
"Men's clothing magazine …" Before Xiang Yi's assistant could finish, he realized that Qin Ze had already left.
Xiang Yi's assistant stood at the air vent of the air conditioner and felt the cold wind, feeling extremely miserable.
'I've really offended him unknowingly.'
Qin Ze rushed to the second conference room and saw his sister, who was dressed in a formal suit, chatting happily with a middle-aged man wearing glasses.
Noticing that he had entered, his sister winked at him playfully.
The middle-aged man got busy and bent over to hand him a business card without hesitation. "Hello, President Qin."
Qin Ze nodded slightly and took the business card with both hands. He glanced at it and saw the words "Design Manager". He knew what was going on.
"Since I was able to invite you this time, I'll be able to answer to my boss when I go back." The middle-aged man's face was full of smiles, showing his inner joy.
"Actually, I've wanted to cooperate with your magazine a long time ago, but I wasn't confident back then." Qin Bao Bao smiled.
Qin Ze listened for a while and said, "I don't think it's necessary. Sister, you're going to hold a concert soon. It's more important to practice your new song, isn't it?"
Qin Bao Bao smiled. Before she could say anything, the middle-aged man opposite her hurriedly interjected, "President Qin, it won't take much time. I believe it'll be a pleasant cooperation."
Qin Ze said calmly, "I'm busy, I don't have time."
The middle-aged man was speechless.
It was the same excuse again. Last year, when the company invited Qin Bao Bao, Qin Ze simply said, "I'm busy, I don't have time" and sent the person sent by the company away.
To hell with busy. Actually, the photoshoot wouldn't take much time at all.
After all, many female celebrities were overjoyed to receive the company's invitation.
It was a good opportunity to increase their fame. It was like gilding. When a female celebrity appeared on the cover of a magazine, her original diamond-studded cover … would be gilded with a layer of gold.
"President Qin, we have a mature and professional team and the best photographer. We can guarantee that the shoot will be completed smoothly and definitely won't delay your schedule," the middle-aged man said.
It couldn't be helped. Qin Bao Bao was too popular, and her reputation was rarely high. Last year, the company held the mentality that if they cooperated, it would be a win-win situation.
This year, it was the men's magazine that wanted to use Qin Bao Bao's fame.
Qin Bao Bao had never done a photoshoot before. This was a great gimmick.
Qin Ze thought to himself, Of course, I know you're professional. So professional that it makes people slightly hard.
But it was because of this that he didn't agree with his sister being the cover girl.
He didn't want his sister to wear a bikini to show off her long legs, deep cleavage, and cute belly button for others to see.
How could he share the benefits of Heize King with others?
"Actually, I don't like this magazine very much and I feel that it's completely meaningless … Don't misunderstand. I don't have any opinions about your magazine," Qin Ze said.
The middle-aged man's mouth twitched. Don't misunderstand? No opinions?
Then what do you mean by having opinions about our magazine?
His tone was slightly displeased. "But we've already signed the contract. Boss Qin, why don't you take a look?"
Qin Ze looked at his sister in shock.
He knew that his sister also didn't like wearing revealing clothes in front of outsiders. She signed the contract … just to provoke him?
Qin Bao Bao smiled slyly and opened the contract to show him her beautiful handwriting. "Are you surprised? Is it exciting?"
Qin Ze: "…"
Damn it!
"I don't care if you've signed the contract or not." Qin Ze said with a dark expression. "I have money. What's the big deal about liquidated damages?"
He glared at her and got up to leave.
"Hey." Qin Bao Bao panicked when she saw his terrible expression. She got up and grabbed his right hand. "Take a look at the contract first."
Qin Ze: "Let go of my ex-girlfriend."
The middle-aged man: "???"
Qin Bao Bao said in a soft voice, "Sister was just joking. Azé, take a look at the contract."
She had to act like an elder sister in front of others. Otherwise, she would have been hung up by now.
Qin Ze opened the contract in confusion and read ten lines at a glance. He glared at his sister and said angrily, "Then I won't object."
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