Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night. He had an indescribable dream, and then he was awakened by the murderous aura in his crotch.
He reached out and touched it …
"Damn it."
Qin Ze lifted the quilt, got up like a carp, took out a few tissues to wipe himself clean, got out of bed, and took out a new pair of boxers from the wardrobe.
He looked at the boxers in his hand with a blank face. Was this … overflowing?
Men's thing was like a woman's period. It would come every month, but men could release it manually, while women could only passively endure it.
It could be seen that between men and women, initiative and passivity were destined.
How many years ago?
He could still encounter this kind of thing.
He remembered that except for a few times during his adolescence, later, when he was in junior high school, his classmates used mp4 to watch the magical romance movies from Japan. He comprehended the famous "Five Dragons Embracing the Pillar" technique without a teacher and opened the door to a new world.
Then he never had this kind of experience again.
It seemed that only three days had passed, and the vault was full?
Yes, it meant that he was making a lot of money every day.
Qin Ze threw the boxers on the ground, patted his waist with satisfaction, and whispered, "Son, tell me, do you want to sleep in Zijin's mother's house or Su Yu's mother's house tonight? PaPa will definitely satisfy you."
After changing into sportswear, he sent a message to Wang Zijin. A moment later, the sound of the door opening came from his sister's room.
Qin Ze saw Wang Zijin come out with two dark circles under her eyes. Her eyes were straight, her hair was messy, and her oval face was confused. Obviously, she didn't wake up.
"What's wrong with you? What time did you go to bed last night?" Qin Ze asked.
"Around twelve o 'clock." Wang Zijin yawned. "Your sister tortured me to death."
"How did you do that?" Qin Ze was shocked.
"Chatting, chatting endlessly. I fell asleep, and she woke me up several times."
Qin Ze thought for a moment. "Anyway, my sister won't wake up until seven o 'clock. Why don't we go back to the room and sleep? You don't have to go to the company in the morning. "
Wang Zijin rolled her eyes at him. "No way."
From half past five to seven o 'clock, the morning exercise was over. Qin Ze went to the breakfast shop to buy food, while Wang Zijin went to the supermarket next door.
Soon, she came out with a plastic bag containing two packets of instant noodles.
As they walked side by side into the neighborhood, Qin Ze asked curiously through his mask, "Why did you buy instant noodles?"
"It's for you."
"Me? I don't eat instant noodles. "
"Not eating." Wang Zijin smiled slyly. "Kneeling."
Qin Ze: "!!!"
Wang Zijin said, "You'll be punished for an additional ten minutes if you break a strand of instant noodles. Learn about the new kneeling punishment."
Qin Ze said angrily, "What did I do wrong?"
Wang Zijin snorted, "Why did you knock on her door last night?"
Qin Ze said, "I wanted to see if she was asleep. If she was, I came to your room … Who knew that before I could sleep with you, she had already slept with you."
Wang Zijin blushed and said angrily, "Sleep with your head, vulgar."
Qin Ze said, "Haha, isn't it vulgar to call me brother?"
Wang Zijin chased after him with the instant noodles in her hands. The two of them ran into the neighborhood happily.
Half of the instant noodles were broken before they even knelt.
Qin Ze slipped downstairs like a wisp of smoke and found Wang Zijin holding his knees with both hands, gasping for breath.
She had not gotten enough sleep and had been doing morning exercises for a long time. She was exhausted.
Qin Ze returned and said, "You're tired, aren't you? I told you to sleep, but you insisted on being brave. "
Wang Zijin said angrily, "Are you really going to sleep? Won't I be more tired in bed?"
After all, she was Zijin who was afraid of being f * cked.
Qin Ze said sympathetically, "Idiot, can't you tell that I'm joking? I'll carry you upstairs."
Wang Zijin snorted and let him carry her. She obediently wrapped her arms around his neck.
Qin Ze laughed and said, "Idiot, can't you tell that I'm joking? What I said just now was a joke. You can't run away now. I'll let you have a taste of Qin's acupuncture later. "
Wang Zijin was speechless.
She suddenly remembered a poem that suited her current mood: The children of the southern village bullied me because I was old and weak. They carried me into the bamboo. My lips were dry and my mouth was dry. I sighed when I returned.
Qin Ze let out a series of deranged laughter.
Wang Zijin said angrily, "Azé, don't be a rascal. Your sister is about to wake up."
Qin Ze said, "It's okay. You know how fast I am."
Hai Ze King could stab three times in one second.
Wang Zijin pouted unhappily.
"Are you angry? Then I'll tell you a joke. "Qin Ze said.
Wang Zijin shook her head fiercely. "No, no, I'm not angry."
Qin Ze ignored her and asked, "Ducks quack quack, sheep bleat, and dogs bark. Do you know how chickens crow?"
Wang Zijin said angrily, "Is this a joke? It's not funny at all. Roosters are enough. Mother's cluck cluck."
Qin Ze said, "No, the chicken says' mmm '."
Wang Zijin was stunned for three seconds. When she came back to her senses, she wanted to keep a straight face, but she couldn't help but laugh.
Sometimes, she would wonder why such a smart person, a big boss with such a high net worth, would have such a cheeky smile on his face. He was not serious or steady at all.
But she liked it.
Thinking about it, maybe girls liked lively and interesting men. No one wanted to spend the rest of their lives with a wooden man.
Therefore, beautiful women always met scumbags. Because scumbags knew how to play, introverted otakus always sighed that good cabbage was for pigs to play with. Wasn't this nonsense? Pigs would at least play with cabbages, but otakus would only look at cabbages and silently release their hands.
The three big tumors of society: otakus, coders, and civil servants.
Civil servants = otakus + coders.
When they arrived at the door, Qin Ze put her down. He really wanted her to sleep in the morning and go to work at noon.
The Qin's Needle Technique was purely a joke. He knew it was fake from the name. The real thing should be the Qin's Stick Technique.
Couples hoped that such jokes could be used as a regulator. Otherwise, they would easily lose their passion and treat each other with respect.
Qin Bao Bao had already woken up. After washing up, she squatted on the chair by the dining table and looked at her mobile phone. Wearing loose teddy bear pajamas, she was waiting for her brother to come back and nurse her.
His sister hadn't worn such loose cartoon pajamas for a long time. But when she wore these pajamas, it seemed to bring Qin Ze back to his university days.
She still hadn't changed. She was beautiful, charming, tall, and a little cute in teddy bear pajamas.
Qin Ze had seen her in OL suits, luxurious gowns, and silk nightgowns, but only teddy bear pajamas could let him find a trace of the past in his changing life.
Each of them had a basket of dumplings, a bowl of tofu pudding, and two fried dough sticks.
With Qin Bao Bao and Wang Zijin's appetite, after eating the tofu pudding, fried dough sticks, and two dumplings, they were basically full. The rest was for Qin Ze to eat.
Qin Ze's appetite was at least twice that of an ordinary adult man.
After dinner, under Qin Ze's request, Wang Zijin went back to her room to sleep.
When Qin Ze opened the door, his sister pulled him, tiptoed, and pecked him on the cheek. She whispered, "11 pm, don't lock the door."
At 11 pm, Wang Zijin's biological clock determined that she had fallen asleep.
Qin Ze: "…"
His sister was a woman of her words. If she said she would sleep with him tonight, she would sleep with him tonight. But he didn't want to sleep with a vegetarian tonight.
Son, Dad went back on his words.
.....
9: 30 pm, Fudan University, female dormitory.
Xu Yanyan was in the headquarters. Most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters were old houses. Since she was a freshman, the living conditions were not very good. It was a four-person room. The top bunk was a bed, and the bottom bunk was a desk.
She heard that the living conditions in the Southern and Northern Districts were better. They were suites with separate bathrooms. There was also a public washing machine in the dormitory building. But that was where the seniors who were taking the postgraduate and doctoral exams lived. The freshmen could only live in the worst dormitory in the headquarters.
Just like in the martial arts world, the seats were all occupied by the seniors. The newcomers could only stand. Later on, those young heroes who were able to conquer the heavens and earth at a young age were all unrealistic fantasies of otaku writers.
The female dormitory was cleaner than the male dormitory, but it was not much better. There were all kinds of clothes hanging on the balcony. There were computers, books, and all kinds of cosmetics on the desk.
The more pretentious ones even had curtains on their beds. No one knew what they were going to do in bed at night.
There were four people in the dormitory. Two of them were lying on the bed with face masks, and one was doing her toenails. Xu Yanyan was sitting at the desk, watching Qin Bao Bao's concert video on her laptop.
"Yanyan, how many times have you listened to it?" The girl doing the manicure asked.
"It's good. There's a new song in it."
"Are your ears growing calluses?" The girl with the face mask said angrily.
"I don't think so." Xu Yanyan said, "I'm just wondering what kind of person Qin Ze is to be able to create so many songs with so many different emotions. He should be someone with a very rich emotional world."
"Then you've seen him. What do you think?" The girl with the face mask was lying on the bed. She could not move her face, so she could only look at Xu Yanyan from the corner of her eyes.
"He's a very gentle person, like a warm man. His words are gentle, his eyes are bright, and he has a good figure. When he speaks, he always stares into your eyes. He gives off a very sincere and polite feeling. And he's more humorous. "Xu Yanyan recalled." I have his WeChat. As long as I want to, I can video call him. "
She always said that. Almost everyone who knew her had heard it at least ten times.
Her roommates were very disdainful of her way of showing off without any actual actions. She had probably seen Qin Ze before. After all, there were pictures of him. But adding him as a friend and being able to video call him was probably just her bragging.
Xu Yanyan's family was very rich. This could be seen from her branded bags and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls could not compare to.
But this did not prevent the rich second-generation Xu Yanyan from getting along well with her roommates because of her generosity.
The face masks on the two girls on the bed were given by her. Not only that, her cosmetics could be used by everyone. She often treated them to meals on weekends. She was a rich second-generation who was not arrogant and generous. She could eat anywhere.
"Yes, yes, we know."
"You're so awesome. You can video call Qin Ze."
"The big star doesn't do anything and just waits for you to video call him."
Her roommates' teasing and laughter made Xu Yanyan very angry. After hesitating for a moment, she opened the chat app and sent a message. "Qin Ze, are you there?"
Unsurprisingly, it was like a stone sinking into the sea.
The girl who was trimming her toenails came over and mocked. "Is it really Qin Ze? You didn't just change your name, did you?"
The girl who sat up on the bed and looked down disappointedly lay back down and smoothed the face mask on her face.
Although she said that she did not believe it, she still had some expectations.
Xu Yanyan rolled her eyes. "His ID is his real name."
The girl who was trimming her toenails curled her lips. "His WeChat Moments are also blocked. No one can see any messages. Who knows if it's real or not."
Xu Yanyan said, "Then let's make a bet. If I can video call him, the three of you will take care of the cleaning of the dormitory for this month. You will also be responsible for folding my quilt."
"If you lose, you will clean the dormitory for this month."
Xu Yanyan hesitated and said, "No, the three of you will share. At most, each of you can clean for ten days. If I lose, it will also be ten days."
Her roommates agreed.
Xu Yanyan sent a video call request to Qin Ze.
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