In a secluded part of the forest park.
Nan Man Pei said in a cool and pleasant voice, "Qin Ze, I don't want you to wear a condom."
Qin Ze said in a distressed tone, "No, Sister Man. It's safe to wear a condom. If I don't, I'll die."
Sunlight shone through the branches and leaves and scattered spots of light on the ground. Nan Man Pei wiped the sweat on her forehead and said, "Don't wear a condom. It's not exciting."
Qin Ze said firmly, "No, it's too exciting. If I don't wear one, I won't last a minute."
Nan Man Pei sneered, "You promised me that you'd listen to everything I say. I don't want you to wear a condom."
Qin Ze refused, "If you don't let me wear one, I won't stab you."
Nan Man Pei hit him and said angrily, "Do you men talk like farts?"
Qin Ze was silent.
He had to wear a condom for this kind of thing. Otherwise, someone would die. He didn't want to die so early.
His sister wouldn't agree. Sister Ziwei wouldn't agree. His little Teddy wouldn't agree either.
Nan Man Pei said disdainfully, "Useless. Coward."
The park staff looked at them in confusion and said unhappily, "Do you two need help? If you want to argue, don't disturb our work."
Twenty to thirty meters in front of them, between the green branches of a tall tree, there was a hornet's nest.
Recently, a tourist had been stung by a hornet in the forest park. The park staff investigated and found the hornet's nest here.
This thing was very harmful and aggressive. Moreover, a sting could cause a person to feel pain for half a day. The emergency response was to apply soap water. Because the wasp's venom was acidic, alkaline soap water could neutralize the venom and reduce the pain.
Qin Ze said angrily, "You're not the one doing it. Don't be sarcastic."
Coincidentally, Qin Ze, Pei Nanman, and the others who were passing by saw this scene.
Nan Man Pei pointed at the hornet's nest and said, "If you stab it down, this old woman will forget about what happened last night. Poking a hornet's nest or sinking into the Huangpu River, you choose. "
Qin Ze patted his chest and said no problem, so easy ~
Nan Man Pei did not insist. He watched as Qin Ze put on cotton gloves, a hood with a cotton net hanging down, and a military coat with the help of the staff.
Then, he carried the ladder and walked valiantly towards Hornet's Nest.
Nan Man Pei was not only accompanied by Pei Ziqi, Li Donglai and his sister, Chen Qingyuan, but also Zhang Yihang.
They had just parted ways with their elders. After all, it was not fun to wander around the forest park with the elders. Young people preferred to play by themselves.
Nan Man Pei was forcefully pushed out by Old Madam Li. Mrs. Li said, "You young people should play together and improve your relationship."
Nan Man Pei could not refuse, so he played alone with a group of juniors and brought Qin Ze along.
Qin Ze was having a good time with a group of big shots. He was not reserved at all. After all, he was a young man who had talked to Old Master Wang and said flirtatious words.
This kind of scene could definitely be handled.
Salted Fish Ze was no longer the salted fish he used to be. In the past year, he had cultivated unparalleled confidence. No one said that his temperament was not worthy of his handsomeness.
He was like a person who played games with cheats. He was not afraid of anyone.
Zhang Yihang was of average height, but he was very burly and had a valiant temperament.
However, his slightly pale face ruined his masculine image.
Zhang Yihang accompanied Nan Man Pei and looked at Qin Ze's back. He smiled and said, "This young man is very interesting."
Nan Man Pei replied politely, "Yes, he can drink better."
Zhang Yihang suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
When he woke up this morning, his head was so painful that it felt like it was going to split open. It took him a long time to remember who he was and why he was sleeping in a hotel.
He recalled last night. He choked on a glass of Erguotou and cried …
It was all because of this young man.
When he woke up this morning and had breakfast in the hotel, he found a few people who sat at the same table as him last night and asked them a few questions. He was right. Nan Man Pei had a special relationship with this young man.
As for the extent of their relationship, he knew better than those guys.
His old man had a good relationship with Li Jianye. This time, he came to Shanghai for a blind date.
Old Madam Li took the lead. At that time, she sent a photo of Nan Man Pei a few years ago. Zhang Yihang liked him at first glance. Even though he knew that he was divorced, he did not mind at all. In this day and age, it really did not matter whether he was divorced or not. Which young people nowadays did not have a few exes? What was the difference between getting married and doing all the things that a married couple should do?
Zhang Yihang was divorced himself. He had a son who was not in primary school yet. After the divorce, he lived with him. Therefore, he did not care whether Nan Man Pei could bear children or not. In fact, he even felt relieved. If she did not have children, even if she was a stepmother, she would not be too bad to her stepson.
When he saw Nan Man Pei last night, Zhang Yihang was stunned by her. She was more beautiful and mature than in the photo. She had a unique temperament.
This kind of woman was not an ordinary pretty girl from a humble family. Only this kind of woman was worthy of his family background.
At his level, he needed a woman with a strong aura to set him off.
If he married a pretty girl who was shy and self-abased wherever she went, it would be embarrassing no matter how beautiful she was.
Probably because of Old Madam Li, Nan Man Pei was always very polite to him. She smiled a lot, but there was a faint sense of alienation.
It did not seem like she was going for a blind date.
Zhang Yihang thought for a long time. When he heard the conversation just now, he felt that it might be because of that young man.
Just then, something happened in front of him.
Qin Ze finally reached the top of the ladder and reached the Hornet's Nest. But when he took the Hornet's Nest, perhaps because his gloves were too thick, he used too much strength.
Pei Nanman and the group of people not far away could only watch helplessly as the Hornet's Nest was crushed by Qin Ze's hand.
The Hornet's Nest was made of mud, so it was fragile. In an instant, it splashed Qin Ze's face.
He had poked the Hornet's Nest … He felt that this figure of speech was weird.
In the blink of an eye, the Hornet's Nest was boiling and buzzing.
Qin Ze screamed and jumped down from the two-meter-high ladder. He covered his head and ran toward Nan Man Pei.
Nan Man Pei's expression changed.
The staff not far away cursed, "What the f * ck!" and ran away.
The enemy would arrive in five seconds. If they did not run, they would not be crushed.
Pei Ziqi and the other young men and women were scared out of their wits. They screamed and ran in all directions.
Zhang Yihang thought to himself, "It's time for me to show off."
He grabbed Nan Man Pei's hand and said manfully, "Run with me …"
After he finished speaking, he was stunned. He did not manage to hold her hand. In his line of sight, he saw Pei Nanman galloping away, her low-heeled shoes clicking loudly.
She was fast.
Was this woman a sprinter in the past?
The thought rose in Zhang Yihang's mind. Suddenly, he heard a buzzing sound. A Hornet landed on his head, and then he felt a stinging pain on his scalp.
The enemy was here. If he did not run, he would be crushed.
Zhang Yihang covered his head and caught up with Nan Man Pei.
.....
Ten minutes later, a group of people stood or sat in the pavilion outside the racecourse. They looked scared.
The park staff brought soap water. Not many people were stung by the Hornet's Nest, but Qin Ze was one of them. The rest were two young men, a girl, the previous staff, and Zhang Yihang.
The staff wanted to curse, but he knew that this group of people was not ordinary, so he held back.
Why did you join in the fun?
Was it fun?
It was not fun at all. My head is hurting.
Qin Ze sat in the pavilion and took off his short-sleeved shirt. His well-proportioned body attracted the attention of the girls. They kept looking in and out of his body.
There was a big bump on his left chest. It did not look very harmonious.
Chen Qingyuan stood at the side. Her heart ached. She wished that the Hornet had stung her own chest.
Chen Qingyuan was supposed to help her sweetheart apply soap water, but Nan Man Pei beat her to it. She was very unhappy, but she did not dare to say anything.
Aunt Pei was an adult. How could she not know how to behave? How could she touch a man's chest so casually?
Nan Man Pei helped him apply the soap water. "Does it still hurt?"
Qin Ze was flattered. "Much better."
Nan Man Pei frowned. "Why is it so swollen?"
Wild Hornets were very venomous.
Although he was wearing a military coat, there were still gaps. Hornets were more terrifying than eels. They could enter any opening.
When Qin Ze was escaping, the Hornet had entered his body. He only managed to kill it when he escaped to the pavilion. During this period of time, the Hornet had injected Qin Ze crazily.
The injection volume was very scary. Otherwise, why would there be such a big bump?
Pei Ziqi mocked. "Your chest looks like a woman's."
Qin Ze looked at her and retorted. "Do you feel inferior? Your chest looks like a man's."
Pei Ziqi was furious. She kicked her little leg.
Qin Ze blocked it with his leg. The brat staggered and almost fell.
"Aunty, he bullied me." "Aunty, he bullied me."
Nan Man Pei glared at Qin Ze.
Qin Ze grinned and touched the bump on his left chest. It still hurt a little.
Was the Hornet's venom so strong?
He glanced at his crotch.
I suddenly had a bold idea.
No, no, no, eighteen centimeters is scary enough. This idea is still very immature and can't be implemented. Otherwise, Su Yu will cry.
Qin Ze saw the staff with a bitter look. He walked to the edge of the pavilion, sat on the steps, and handed him a cigarette. "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
Although I'm Haize King, I'm not an all-around player, and I occasionally make mistakes.
The staff was very young, in his twenties, and he said insincerely. "I understand, I'm just playing with my girlfriend."
Nan Man Pei is very well maintained. She is mature and beautiful, fashionable and young. You can't see that she is 30 years old.
In fact, a woman in her thirties is the most beautiful stage in her life.
The most attractive age in a woman's life is six to ten years old, twenty-five to thirty-five years old.
Otherwise, how can there be two camps of Lolicon and Big Sis?
Young women are beautiful, but they are not seductive.
In this world, only Lolicon and Big Sis are eternal.
Things like Sis-Con are crooked.
After a few simple words, the staff found that Qin Ze was very gentle and easy to get along with, without the attitude of a big star.
He had long since recognized Qin Ze's identity. He was slightly agitated (cross it out and start over).
But he didn't chase stars, so he didn't show too much fuss.
Unless his sister is Qin Bao Bao, he will be very excited to ask for an autograph, and then show off in his circle of friends that he got the signature of the goddess. Maybe he will take a photo or something.
Everyone is a man. What is there to be excited about?
The same world, the same dream.
The same gender, the same JJ.
Qin Ze said helplessly, "Yes, don't look at her very serious, occasionally she is not serious, I mean more willful."
The staff smoked gloomily: "But I'm unlucky. I'll be scolded by the manager later, and my head will be blue."
Qin Ze's eyes lit up: "Sichuan Lewd?"
"Yes."
"I always like the Sichuan version of Mandarin. I think it's very western."
"What's so western about it?"
"It's really western. It's the first time I heard the effect of a talk show in Mandarin."
“.....”
"Brother, what's your surname?"
Perhaps he felt that Qin Ze was too down to earth, the staff threw him a little wink and laughed: "The north wind blows, the autumn wind is cold. Whose wife is staying in an empty room? If you have trouble, I'll help. I live next door, my surname is Wang."
Qin Ze laughed.
The staff also laughed.
Qin Ze lightly slapped his scalp: "Speak properly."
I don't live next door, but my wife's surname is Wang.
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