Nani?
Writing a novel?
"Why are you writing a novel?" Qin Ze's brain didn't turn around.
"My Seven Lovers in a Night," Su Yu said, "I've been writing it for a week and published it on Lala Novel Network. Someone gave me a reward yesterday. Although it was only 10 yuan, I'm still very happy. It means that someone has read my novel. This is the biggest recognition."
What the hell, seven times a night? Can this kind of title pass the review? Is the website's review funny?
And, and … Although my kidneys are looking up to Teddy, I don't seem to have the experience of seven times a night, right?
Damn, who are you writing about? Call him out, I'm going to kill him.
No, that's not the point.
"There's a meeting at noon. Have you finished the draft?" Qin Ze said.
"What draft, you write it yourself. I'm now inspired to write a novel." Su Yu's eyes were glued to the screen, and she tapped on the keyboard.
"You don't want to be a beautiful president, but you want to write a novel? Wake up, Teddy … Su Yu, there's no future in writing a novel. You can't do anything except think about the plot all day. After a long time, people will become greasy. Because of the lack of social interaction, friends will alienate you. If you write a little over the line, they will lock you in a small dark room and let you barely make a living. Even the royalties will say goodbye to you. "
"Writing a novel is a crooked path. Don't go down the crooked path. Working hard is the right thing to do. Can the website pay your social security? Pay your five insurances and one housing fund? There are no guarantees or benefits. Be good, put down your keyboard and prepare the draft for the noon meeting. "
Su Yu tilted her head and thought for a while, "Don't worry, I'm not full-time. I promise I won't let myself become greasy. If I get fat, husband, you can exercise with me in bed to lose weight. In addition, I don't need any benefits or guarantees. I'm not short of money. "
Qin Ze was speechless: "Believe it or not, I'll teach you a lesson with an iron rod?"
Su Yu stubbornly said, "No, I'll write a novel. I'll write a novel and then pay to adapt it into a movie. I'll play the female lead and you'll play the male lead."
Qin Ze pinched his temple. He remembered that Su Yu seemed to have said that she wanted to write a novel when he and his sister adapted the novel to film.
But shouldn't this be a casual remark? Why did she really start writing novels?
"Be good. Hurry up and prepare the draft."
"I won't listen, I won't listen, King …"
Before Su Yu could finish, she was picked up from the chair by Qin Ze and thrown on the sofa.
"Ah, it's this kind of domineering feeling." Su Yu said happily, "Handsome, sunny, gentle appearance, but in fact, very overbearing and strong. He spoils you and loves you in life, but in bed, he will overbearingly ask you to follow his posture … I'm full of inspiration."
"I f * cking exploded," Qin Ze said angrily.
Qin Ze sat in front of the computer and wanted to close her Word document. At the same time, he glanced at Su Yu's novel draft. It seemed to be about the bed scene, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances …
The novel was written in the first person:
"After he rudely and unreasonably stuffed me into the car, he didn't say a word and drove silently to his villa. I looked at his side face. His eyelashes were long and dense, his nose was high, and his lips were thin. He was so handsome that it made people despair. At the same time, I felt angry and happy. He still cared about me, but he put on a sour face every day as if he hated me … "
Qin Ze said in his heart, I was also very desperate.
So handsome that it made people despair … It felt the same as his evil smile. What kind of handsome was it?
He continued to read, "Finally, we arrived at the villa. I was inexplicably nervous because I knew what he was going to do. This man, although he was usually gentle and humble, in fact, he was a violent maniac, overbearing and strong. He dragged me into the bedroom. I wanted to angrily scold him, but when I met his gloomy eyes, I felt as if a fishbone was stuck in my throat and I couldn't say anything. "
Qin Ze said in his heart, This character setting is so familiar. Is it me?
He forcefully pushed me onto the bed and said in a cold voice, "Su Xiaolan, remember this. You are my woman. You were in the past, you are now, and you will be in the future. Don't let me see you dating other men again. " Then, he unbuttoned my clothes roughly. Tears welled up in my eyes and I clenched my teeth. "Qin Yu, I hate you …" His face was cold and he ignored my resistance. I'll omit five hundred words here.
"You, you wrote this kind of thing, won't it be banned? Are you writing a novel or a pornographic novel? "Qin Ze was shocked.
"No, I've read other women's novels and they were all written like this." Su Yu ran over in her high heels. "Let me show you. I've written a lot of stories like this. The readers said that I described the details very well. Of course, it's good. I have practical experience."
Qin Ze: "…"
Su Yu pulled up the Word document and showed him the previous manuscript. Qin Ze saw a very familiar scene full of a strong sense of déjà vu. For example:
"Come up yourself!"
"No!"
"Come up."
"No …"
"Come up."
Another example: The showerhead spurted out hot water, and he pushed me against the cold wall …
Damn it, I'm looking at the stone again.
Qin Ze: "…"
No, no, there were too many things to complain about. He didn't know how to complain.
"How is it? My writing is good, right? The plot feels good too. It's very sadistic. Then, hubby, when I finish writing, let's adapt it into a TV series," Su Yu said hopefully.
"Let me tell you, a book like yours can't be made into a movie or a TV series, because it will be finished sooner or later," Qin Ze said.
"Then, then I'll delete some, but not too much." Su Yu pointed her little finger with a serious expression. "Just delete a little. The bed scenes can't be left out."
"Are you sure you can live until the end of the novel?" Qin Ze's eyebrows twitched.
"It doesn't matter. Even if I'm not allowed to publish it online, I can still write it. When I'm done, you can ask the scriptwriter of Tianfang Film and Television to help me edit it. We can make a TV series ourselves. We don't lack channels, equipment, personnel, and funds." Su Yu said.
"Shanghai's naked ass bureau won't pass the review. You can give up this idea." Qin Ze knocked on her head.
"We'll talk about this later. Help me see if there are any flaws in the writing and plot," Su Yu said.
"The writing … is okay, but I feel that the twists and turns are not natural enough. Maybe you haven't written a novel before and lack experience. Also, there's too much description of the female protagonist's psychological activities. When doing that kind of thing, don't write your feelings so clearly. After all, you're the one who wrote the romance novel, although I think it's a pornographic novel. Then … "I'm wearing Zijin -colored clothes today." Excuse me, what is Zijin -colored clothes? "Qin Ze was confused.
"Green." Su Yu said eloquently.
"I … I'll go." Qin Ze felt very tired.
Teddy didn't forget to criticize Sister Ziwei even when writing a novel. How much did she hate her?
The hatred of stealing her husband?
Even if it was, it was Sister Ziwei who hated her.
"Besides, why does the name of the protagonist feel weird?" Qin Ze frowned.
"Of course, Qin Ze, it's a combination of the two of us." Su Yu hugged Qin Ze's neck from behind and blew in his ear. "Are you surprised?"
"F * ck!" Qin Ze suddenly shouted.
Qin Ze remembered. It wasn't the name of the male protagonist that was wrong, but the name of the female protagonist, "Su Xiaolan", was very wrong. If he remembered correctly, Xiaolan was the pet name that the old man used for his mother.
'No, no, I can't look at this novel directly anymore.'
Qin Ze covered his face silently.
"What are you doing?" Su Yu was shocked.
"The name of the female protagonist makes me feel out of character. Xiaolan is my mother's pet name. You can't give a name so casually, you bastard Teddy." Qin Ze was speechless.
"Oh, oh, I thought about the name for a long time. Then I had a flash of inspiration and thought of Xiaolan. No wonder I always felt that it was familiar," Su Yu said.
Qin Ze sighed. "You're just like that little bitch, 'Bao Bao Don't Allow Drugs'. Sooner or later, you'll be done for."
"The title of the novel also needs to be changed. What nonsense is it? Seven Times in a Night?" Qin Ze said seriously. "Su Yu, tell me the truth. Is there anything that makes you dissatisfied with me?"
"No, I'm very satisfied in all aspects." Su Yu shook her head again and again.
Qin Ze said in his heart, 'Good answer, I'll consider you saved your little life.'
In the end, Qin Ze couldn't persuade Su Yu. He went back to his office to write the manuscript. Su Yu continued to type. She said that she would update two thousand words every day without stopping. This is the integrity that an author should have.
After Qin Ze finished reading her novel, he didn't intend to persuade her to give up. It doesn't matter. This kind of novel won't live long.
When she sees the horror of the river crab mythological beast, she will naturally dispel the idea of writing a novel.
On the other side, after Su Yu updated today's chapter, she didn't write anymore. Her update time was very casual. If she had inspiration, she would write a few paragraphs. If she didn't have inspiration, she would work at ease. Sometimes she would update at noon, sometimes she would update at night.
Not many people read her novel. After all, it was only serialized for a week, but she was very satisfied. In this week, in order to write a good bed scene, she pestered Qin Ze several times and then wrote out her feelings. Of course, Qin Ze didn't know this. He only knew that Su Yu wrote novels today.
Su Yu was a person who showed off. Otherwise, she wouldn't have sent photos to the group so frequently.
She finished writing the novel today and felt great, so she sent the link to the novel to the group.
"I wrote a novel, let me show you."
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