With Qin Ze's increasingly strong waist, even if he had sex with Su Yu once today, he would have sex with Sister Ziwei again later. Maybe he could have sex with her many times.
But he was just joking at most, mainly because he didn't dare. His sister just bought a sharp fruit knife yesterday, and there were several expensive kitchen knives in the kitchen. One of them was particularly sharp for chopping bones, so it must be sharp for chopping salted fish.
He used to laugh at Brother Cheng, but he couldn't repeat Brother Cheng's mistakes. Maybe in the future, everyone would laugh at him instead of Brother Cheng.
Moreover, Sister Ziwei was conservative. Even if he wanted to have sex, he would have to meet her parents first. When the time was right, he might go to the Wang family in the capital.
After drinking the Yamazaki water in the cup, Qin Ze erased Xu Town from his mind, and his mood suddenly brightened.
To be a good salted fish, you must first learn the Ah Q spirit.
Wang Zijin sneered on the balcony for a long time, shivering cold. After returning to the room, she shrank in the quilt, revealing a small head.
"Go to bed early!" Qin Ze helped her close the door.
He took off his clothes, put on a bath towel, put on clean underwear, and walked into the super luxurious bathroom. The bathroom door was soundproof. When he opened the door, he heard the noise of his sister's hair dryer.
Qin Bao Bao sat on the leather sofa, tilted her head, and was drying her hair. Two slender and tight legs were exposed from the bottom of the bathrobe, closed together and slightly bent, reflecting the light, crystal white.
If these long legs were taken out for auction, Qin Ze felt that he would have ten wives' money.
"Where are your eyes looking?" Qin Bao Bao glanced at him, and then gently rubbed her legs.
In fact, she knew that her brother was obsessed with long legs for many years.
That's why she rarely wore stockings.
"Pretend to look at the scenery around." Qin Ze looked around.
"Stupid." Qin Bao Bao charmingly rolled her eyes, turned off the hair dryer, and the noise disappeared. She got up from the sofa and hid her attractive long legs in the bathrobe. "Take a bath, the hot water is ready for you."
"Sister is so nice." Qin Ze said happily.
The older sister swayed her hips and left the bathroom.
Qin Ze pulled open the curtains. There was indeed hot water in the bathtub, and there were even flower petals floating on top of it. They were all dried roses. Other people bought dried roses to drink tea, but his sister, this wastrel, bought dried roses to soak in the bath.
Qin Ze hitched a ride with his sister and soaked in a rose bath. Hmm, there seemed to be perfume in the water. He smelled the faint fragrance of Sister Ziwei on the balcony.
Qin Ze swam and swam in the bathroom, in all kinds of postures, and even diving. Not long after, he suddenly realized that his sister had given him hot water, which in itself was not scientific, not Bao Bao, and then, why would a man like him put flower petals and essence? It was also not scientific, not Bao Bao.
There was only one truth: F * ck!
Therefore, he swam to the side of the bathtub, took out his phone from his bathrobe, and sent a message to his sister. "Babe, I have something to ask you. I hope you can answer me honestly."
"Who are you to call Bao? Call me sister. "Qin Bao Bao did not sleep, and immediately replied to his message.
"Bao or sister, it's not important." Qin Ze sent a picture of "Look at me seriously". "I just want to ask, the bathwater …"
He did not finish his sentence, giving his sister a chance to confess.
His sister was very tactful and replied, "Yes, Master, there must be something fishy about this."
"What's fishy?"
"That's Zijin and my bathwater, ahahahahaha!"
Clap clap clap!
His sister sent three pictures of her laughing and pounding the ground.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Qin Bao Bao laughed in the room, the soft flesh on her chest shaking.
Qin Ze stared blankly at the phone screen, as if he could imagine his sister's smug smile on the other end of the screen.
For the first time in his life, he tasted someone else's bathwater, and it was a double set meal.
That's right, he accidentally tasted it when he was diving.
Now you're telling me that this is your bathwater?
His life suddenly became hopeless.
Qin Ze jumped out of the bathroom, wrapped in a bath towel, and rushed to Qin Bao Bao's room, but he could not open the door after a long time. The door was locked.
"Qin Bao Bao, come out, I'm going to f * ck you to death."
"I'll let you know how scary a fifteen-centimeter large artifact is."
"If I don't f * ck you to death, I'll take your surname from tomorrow onwards."
"Motherf * cker, you're pissing me off."
Someone knocked on the door.
"If you take my surname, you'll still be Qin." His sister hid in the room and did not forget to complain.
"It doesn't matter whose surname I take. I'm going to beat the sh * t out of you today. Come out and receive sh * t."
"I won't come out, I'll piss you off." His sister laughed in the room.
"Do you believe that I'll break in?"
"Then I'll call Mom and tell her that you barged into my sister's room in the middle of the night and even tried to rape her."
"My brain is shaking …"
"Hahaha …"
In the room next door, Wang Zijin shrunk her head and buried it in the blanket, whispering, "Fifteen centimeters … is it?"
.....
The next day, the video of Qin Ze's ventriloquism performance was uploaded to the Internet.
The number of views exploded within an hour, with hundreds of thousands of reposts, and continued to grow at a terrifying rate.
As the end of the year approached, everyone was relatively free and had plenty of time to surf the Internet.
After the video was uploaded, countless netizens were stunned.
"This doesn't make sense, it's fake, right? Is there really someone who can simulate so many voices at the same time? "
"Even the world champion of b-box is no match for him, right? What kind of joke is this, it's definitely fake. "
"Is this our traditional ventriloquism?"
"What the hell is a traditional ventriloquism, it's as funny as traditional martial arts."
"Hey, hey, did you notice that the content of this ventriloquism performance is very familiar?"
Soon, someone saw through the truth.
"Isn't this the classical Chinese of our junior high school? There's someone in the capital who's good at ventriloquism …"
"Shocking, it's really 'Ventriloquism', it's awesome."
"A junior high school textbook has been restored by someone?"
"F * ck, it's true, 666."
"So is this real or fake?"
A young cameraman sat in his office with dark circles under his eyes, watching the video he uploaded. After more than an hour, he received thousands of replies and tens of thousands of reposts.
Then, he saw the netizens' replies and finally cleared his doubts.
Tears immediately streamed down his face, he could finally sleep soundly tonight.
Then, he typed furiously and posted on Weibo, "I swear on my integrity, it's definitely a ventriloquism performance, CEO Qin is really awesome."
"Impossible, if it's true, I'll livestream myself eating sh * t."
"Even the world champion isn't this good."
"Bragging, hype."
At noon, Tianfang Entertainment's official Weibo posted, "The annual meeting went smoothly, CEO Qin gave us an unforgettable ventriloquism experience, that's right, it's real."
Qin Ze accidentally made it to the hot search list again.
# Qin Ze turned classical Chinese ventriloquism into reality #
Other than the cool ventriloquism performance, the most important thing was the content of the ventriloquism performance. It was a junior high school textbook that everyone was familiar with, and the topic was too hot. Everyone subconsciously clicked on it when they saw the title.
Then, a bunch of people joined in the fun and sighed, "I can still see the textbook become a reality in my lifetime," "I didn't study in vain in this lifetime," "Thank you Qin Ze for letting me go back and memorize the textbook again," and so on.
Then, many celebrities reposted it, so the popularity naturally remained high.
In a certain villa in Shenzhen.
Ge Ling held her phone and sighed like a love-struck fool, "Qin Ze is so awesome, he surprises me every time. I love him to death, I love him to death."
Beside her, Ding Lexin, who was lying on the sofa and applying a facial mask, said unhappily, "Come on, you just want to hook up with a rich husband and become your rich wife."
"Bullshit, I'm not only interested in his money." Ge Ling chuckled and said, "He can play the piano, ventriloquism, and is handsome. Even if he doesn't have money, I still want to date him."
"I can understand that he can play the piano because of his talent, but what about his ventriloquism?" Ding Lexin was at a loss.
"What do you know? Being able to play the piano means that his fingers are nimble." Ge Ling moved her fingers and said with exultation, "A man's finger flexibility is very important."
"Good ventriloquism means that his tongue is nimble, this is even more important." Ge Ling taught her best friend seriously, "A pair of nimble hands with a nimble mouth will definitely make you feel good."
"Get lost!" Ding Lexin picked up a pillow and threw it at her.
Ge Ling caught the pillow and rolled on the sofa, "But what should I do? Qin Ze is so hard to hook up with. I'm just short of sending him nude photos, but he doesn't even know to call me. In order to hook up with this rich husband, I haven't had a boyfriend for half a year. Hey, Xiao Xin, sleep with me tonight, I'll send you one. "
Ding Lexin couldn't be bothered with her and walked to her room, swaying her little butt.
Bang!
The door closed.
A few seconds later, it opened again and poked her head out, "Ge Ling, don't blame me for not reminding you. You can't control Qin Ze. At most, you can control a small tycoon. Also, his sister is so hot and beautiful. You can imagine her taste. Don't you want to go to Korea to try? "
"I'm not going. With my looks, I'm good enough in the entertainment industry. Why would I go to Korea and be covered in negative news?" Ge Ling continued to roll on the sofa.
There was another comrade who also saw Qin Ze's ventriloquism performance. People called him Young Master Feng!
In a luxurious apartment, Young Master Feng stood in front of the mirror and looked at his bare upper body. He was lean and strong, and his muscles were perfect. During this period of time, he had been training hard in the gym, and his small belly had turned into a six-pack.
Young Master Feng hadn't indulged in debauchery for half a year. He made these changes so that he could chase after the goddess Qin Bao Bao.
After knowing that Qin Ze had a sister complex, Young Master Feng went from "high morale" to "disheartened". During that period of time, he was especially desperate because he realized that no matter how hard he worked, he couldn't surpass Qin Ze.
The difference between a rich first generation and a rich second generation.
A rich first generation was awesome. A rich second generation was awesome because their father was awesome. There was no comparison.
During the period when Young Master Feng was depressed, he drank to drown his sorrows. He didn't even want to sleep with a female companion.
He called Huang Yicong and cried, "Old Huang, I'm so sad. It's like drinking American coffee."
Huang Yicong asked him what happened.
Young Master Feng said, "I love Qin Bao Bao deeply, but Qin Ze has a sister complex. I can't be compared to him. I don't have any hope of chasing after my goddess in this life. Oh right, don't tell anyone about this. Otherwise, my goddess will fall out with me. "
Huang Yicong said, "I already know that Qin Ze has a sister complex. But what does this have to do with you chasing after Qin Bao Bao? They are siblings. He doesn't even have the right to be your love rival. "
Young Master Feng was enlightened. He thought, "Yes, so what if Qin Ze has a sister complex? Why should I be so stubborn as to go against him? I'm chasing after Qin Bao Bao. As long as Qin Bao Bao doesn't have a brother complex, it's fine."
He didn't know why, but when he found out that Qin Ze had a sister complex, he subconsciously treated Qin Ze as a love rival that he had to get rid of. He always felt that if Qin Ze wasn't outstanding, Qin Bao wouldn't like him.
So during this period, he worked hard to improve his external beauty. He trained his body to be strong and strong. He changed from a playboy to a sunny man.
He was getting closer to Qin Ze's image.
"Boss, the director is waiting outside." The assistant knocked on the door and shouted from outside.
Young Master Feng said in a deep voice, "Got it. Let's go to Tianfang now."
Young Master Feng thought, "I've had enough of this cold bench."
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