Reality proved that after a salted fish leaped into the air and did a 360-degree flip, it was still a salted fish when it landed.
The person who invented the phrase "salted fish turn over a new leaf" was simply poisonous.
In the end, Qin Ze, whose iron rod was still a decoration, was both annoyed and sad.
In fact, it would be a miracle if he could have sex with Sister Ziwei tonight.
Women were too pretentious. They liked to play hard to get and accept things half-heartedly. Therefore, men should keep acting like hooligans. If they couldn't have sex once, they couldn't have sex twice … After a long time, they really couldn't have sex.
Bah, after a long time, they would definitely have sex.
If a man didn't act like a hooligan, he wouldn't have a chance at all.
This was what Qin Ze saw on the Internet. The Internet also said that the bottom line had to be constantly tested and broken. Then, they would be able to have sex naturally.
In the past, Qin Ze had all kinds of peerless skills, but he didn't have anyone to spar with. Now, he had Sister Ziwei.
.....
It was Saturday. After breakfast.
The Qin siblings chose to be salted fish at home. They didn't do anything and just rested for the day. For white-collar workers and gold-collar workers who lived a fast-paced life and had high work pressure, being able to wake up naturally on the weekend was the happiest thing.
At ten in the morning, Qin Bao Bao changed into yoga clothes and practiced yoga on the yoga mat in the living room.
Her two long legs were straight and well-proportioned, and her feet were white and tender. She was lying on her stomach with her arms on the ground. This posture was impossible for people with weak bodies.
Qin Ze and Wang Zijin sat on the sofa. One was reading a novel, the other was watching a TV series.
Sister Ziwei had a true love for TV series. She especially liked family dramas and palace dramas. No matter how melodramatic the plot or shocking the setting, she could watch it with relish.
In Qin Ze's eyes, family dramas and palace dramas were the same. The male lead was handsome and cold. The female lead was naive and had an eye-catching buff. The male lead was deeply in love with the female lead, and the female lead was deeply in love with the male lead. However, in the early stages, the male lead would hate the female lead because of a misunderstanding. In the later stages, the female lead would hate the male lead for various reasons. Both sides would stab each other with a knife.
If it was a period drama, then there was no doubt about it. The male lead must be the female lead's father's murderer.
Once, Qin Ze asked her, "They're all the same. Don't you get tired of watching them?"
Wang Zijin blinked her eyes and thought, 'I'm tired of it, but you have to find the highlights yourself. If you look at it carefully, it will give you a lot of inspiration.'
Qin Ze asked again, "What inspiration?"
Wang Zijin pointed to the palace drama she was watching and said, "Look, this Guifei pushed her own daughter into the water, not only she framed her love rival, she also obtained Huangshang's sympathy. Living in the Imperial Palace was the same as living outside. It taught us that if we wanted to live well, we had to find a way to kill our competitors.
Look at her ending. The Emperor discovered her sinister and vicious nature and dragged her into the Cold Palace. This also shows that things that cannot be exposed must be hidden well. Men all liked naive, sweet, and innocent girls. She should never reveal her vicious fangs in front of men.
Qin Ze broke out in a cold sweat.
.....
As he read the novel, Qin Ze's eyes couldn't help but move away from the phone screen and focus on his sister's body. To be more precise, his eyes were fixed on her chest, which looked like a mountain range from the side.
The yoga suit was hanging loosely in the air. Her posture was basically revealing her fine hair.
Unfathomable, unfathomable.
Sister, the scenery is familiar. 36D red surpasses fire, the weapon hidden in the yoga suit.
Suddenly, he heard the sound of teeth grinding. He turned his head and saw Wang Zijin glaring at him. "Aiyaya, I've been cooped up at home all day. I also want to exercise my muscles and bones. Bao Bao, let me try yoga. "
Bullsh * t, we just finished running this morning.
Qin Bao Bao heard this, straightened up, and stretched coquettishly. "Then you do it."
She sat on the sofa and nudged her brother with her big butt. "Azé, help sister wash some grapes."
Sister's little henchman went to wash the grapes.
He did not notice Wang Zijin's resentful gaze at all.
Qin Ze bought her some Ju Feng grapes when he was running in the kitchen. Sister only ate grapes and did not eat raisins. She said that she could not spit out the skin of the raisins because it was disgusting.
After washing the grapes, Qin Bao Bao leaned on her brother and ate. Her red little mouth spat out the skin of the grapes.
"Is it sweet?" Qin Ze asked.
"Yes!" Qin Bao Bao smiled sweetly.
"Then let me have some."
"Ah ~" Qin Bao Bao fed her brother a grape. "Is it sweet?"
"Sister's grapes." Qin Ze gave her a thumbs up. "It's sweet!"
"Cough cough!" Wang Zijin suddenly felt a pain in her chest and fell to the ground.
"Qin Bao Bao, come and help me," Wang Zijin called out.
He's my boyfriend, but why do I feel like I'm being fed dog food?
Bastard!
Flips table!
"Help me press my waist. I can't bend down," Wang Zijin said.
"Oh." Qin Bao Bao moved over and knelt on Wang Zijin's back with a thud. She pressed her whole body to the ground and her face was on the ground.
"My waist, my waist … it's broken, Ahhhhh …" Wang Zijin screamed in pain.
"Not like this. Don't kneel on me, Azé … help …"
Sister Ziwei, who was about to fall apart, broke down.
Speaking of which, although Sister Ziwei exercised every day, she did not practice dancing. Even when she did a split leg, she felt her thighs burning. Of course, the flexibility of her waist could not be compared to that of Moaning Monster.
Moaning Monster knelt for more than ten seconds before she "came to a sudden realization" and pretended to be calm. "Oh, Zijin, are you okay? It's all my fault. I didn't know when to stop."
Wang Zijin lay on the ground and curled up into a ball. She looked extremely pitiful.
Qin Ze suddenly shuddered. He clearly saw his sister looking at Sister Ziwei coldly, just like how a boss would look at a salted fish or a group leader would look at a newbie.
Did his sister know something?
Wang Zijin, who was exhausted, climbed onto the sofa to rest. Qin Bao Bao continued to do her yoga. She still did a split. She put the grapes in front of her and ate them while doing yoga.
"Azé, help me press my waist," his sister said softly. "Hurry up."
Qin Ze went behind his sister and pressed her down slowly with his palms on her back.
"Help me time it. Five minutes."
"Okay."
After a while, his sister started to pant. Her face was red, but she gritted her teeth and held on.
Wang Zijin also recovered. She rolled her eyes and suddenly thought of something interesting.
She got up and crawled to the edge of the sofa. Then, she carefully leaned out and kissed Qin Ze on the lips.
Then, she looked at Qin Bao Bao from the corner of her eyes.
Then, she leaned out again and kissed Qin Ze on the face and lips again. This time, she stuck out her tongue and licked his lips.
Qin Bao Bao didn't notice it at all.
Qin Ze was stunned. Damn, Sister Ziwei really knew how to play.
So you're like this tissue.
So exciting.
It was like having an affair behind his sister's back.
Eh, something seemed wrong.
Wang Zijin learned this idea from the Internet. For example, a couple hugged and the girl kissed the other person. Another example was a couple hugging and the boyfriend was holding hands with another man behind their backs.
Wang Zijin had an idea and started an experiment on the spot. It was super exciting. It felt so good to be cuckolding your best friend.
Eh, is there something wrong with this situation?
Bastard, I'm the real girlfriend.
Damn!
Qin Ze was dumbfounded. Sister Ziwei seemed to have suddenly … eaten a dead fly.
I brushed my teeth this morning.
I didn't eat garlic.
"I have a little donkey, but I never ride it."
His phone rang.
"Is that my phone?"
"No, it's mine."
Qin Ze took out his phone and called someone. "It's our spicy old radish."
He answered the phone. "Dad."
"Are you free today?" Grandpa Shen's deep voice sounded.
"Yes, my sister and I are at home. It's my day off." Qin Ze automatically switched to his obedient son mode.
"Then come to school and help me with a class," Grandpa Shen said.
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