My name is Qin Ze, not Wang Dachui. I'm not here to be funny. My name is not Bai Xiaofei either. There are no unimaginable disasters around me. I don't have to find a girlfriend named Xiaowei.
I'm just a salted fish with a beautiful sister. I have a lousy system that just screwed me over.
I groped in the darkness. Suddenly, there was a small opening in front of me. It was as if there was light. At first, it was very narrow. Then, I walked dozens of steps and suddenly opened up. Then, I woke up slowly and experienced the feeling of 'birth'.
Qin Ze regained consciousness. His whole body was sore. It was as if his body was hollowed out. His head was dizzy. This feeling was more than seven times. It was almost like he was going to turn into ashes.
Oh my god, it hurts so much.
His body was hollowed out. Fortunately, he was in good spirits. Qin Ze closed his eyes and communicated with the system. "System, come out."
"Host, what's the matter?" The system replied instantly. It seemed like the upgrade was completed.
"What's going on? Why didn't I know that you upgraded? Don't give me a sudden upgrade. Don't ask me if I can take it. "
"The experience bar is full. The system automatically upgraded."
"Where's your experience bar?" It was the first time Qin Ze heard that the system could be upgraded. The only thing he could control was the system interface. He didn't see any experience bar.
"Why should I show you my experience bar?"
“.....”
Thinking about it from another perspective, the system upgrade was not bad. It was a great blessing. Did it mean that he could get more good things and explore the unknown potential of the system? For example, he could open a gourmet restaurant or lower the world's cultural level and human IQ slightly. This way, he could use his limited IQ to defeat his infinite enemies.
Cooking egg fried rice could easily explode the taste buds of his customers. Cooking tea eggs could make countless people cry and shout, "Daddy, please give me a tea egg." Every morning, he deliberately didn't get up and closed the store from time to time. Immediately, countless loyal fans would kneel in front of the store and shout, "Boss, don't be like this. If you don't cook, we will die in front of you."
Or he would copy a song and shock the media. Copying a poem and shock the poetry world. Copying a masterpiece that did not match the era and shock the literature world. Then, he would shock the whole country, the whole Asia, and the whole world. If there are aliens in the world, I, Long Aotian, would shock them too.
What? Aliens want to slap my face?
That would be for the best. Liangchen liked to make a move on those who thought they were outstanding.
There were a hundred ways to make the aliens unable to stay on Earth, but they were helpless.
Qin Ze was overjoyed. Long Aotian's life was definitely going to be like a god. Just thinking about it made him "eat chicken".
If that was the case, then the unspoken wish in his heart could be easily resolved.
"System, are there any changes after you leveled up?" Qin Ze asked impatiently.
"I've been waiting for you to say that." Speaking of this topic, the System was overjoyed. "My ability has improved by leaps and bounds. For example, the Level 1 me still needs to equip you with a knife and a dog, and then go out to pick up equipment. As for me at Level Two, one slash for 99, and I became a tycoon in three seconds. "
"System, I was wrong. I won't call you a lowlife anymore. I repent. "
It was as if the devout believers had seen the Holy Light break through the dark clouds and descend upon the world.
It was as if an ascetic monk who was wholeheartedly devoted to Buddha was traveling in the mortal world and saw Buddha smiling as he picked up a flower.
He was inexplicably touched.
"Then, what ability is it? What can I get? "Qin Ze asked.
"You don't even know this? Have you forgotten my full name? "
"Lowlife System?"
"Universe Calculation System, such an important full name, can you please repeat it three times in your heart?"
Not knowing why, Qin Ze's heart skipped a beat.
It's over!
The System explained: "Seeking the truth is the most noble goal in the world. The original intention of my creation was to help higher beings calculate the mysteries of the universe, just like how you humans like to use computers to calculate all kinds of problems. Of course, don't compare me to a lowlife computer. I floated in the boundless universe, recording and calculating all kinds of data in the universe. If necessary, I would occasionally go on business trips and travel through time and space. Later on, I entered a time and space and was bullied by a group of cheat-like systems like you. Most of my database was stolen, and then I escaped to your place … "
"Even the ball is a sack!" Qin Ze said: "So, what ability did you improve?"
"My calculation ability has improved!" The System happily said.
Calculation ability has improved.
Calculation ability has improved.
Calculation ability has improved.
Qin Ze heard his heart, crack, shatter!
"So, you only evolved from the first generation of electronic tube computers to the second generation of transistor computers …"
Qin Ze's heart hurt.
I was wrong, I was really wrong, I thought that even a salted fish would be able to turn over a new leaf one day. But I never thought that a salted fish turning over a new leaf would still be a salted fish!
The lowlife System was still the same lowlife System.
"Host, what's wrong? Your emotions are fluctuating so violently, you have to calm down." The System comforted him: "Don't worry about those flirtatious systems, they're all business types, only caring about showing off in front of people. But I'm noble, I was born to explore the truth of the universe. To make a very vivid analogy, it's like the difference between you human scientists and big stars in the entertainment industry. "
"Don't say anything else, just leave the group."
"Actually, there's a little extra benefit." The System said: "Now that I've leveled up, the energy required each time will also increase, so I've unlocked a second set of elementary school broadcast gymnastics for the host."
"Gymnastics? Isn't that Daoist Shi Duan Jin? "
"The name isn't important." The System tempted: "You'll be able to cultivate more energy every day, isn't it very exciting?"
"Thousands of paths, thousands of spells, I only have one question: Can you tear apart an aircraft carrier with your bare hands?"
"No!"
"Can you kick a nuclear bomb?"
"No!"
"Can you use a golden gun?"
"This should be possible." The System said: "Your energy will become extraordinarily vigorous, you might even surpass the outstanding dog type: Teddy."
"Don't say anything else, just leave the group."
I repeat, my name is Qin Ze, not Teddy Qin!
After putting the lowlife System into the cold palace, Qin Ze tried to move his body, and immediately felt a soreness, just like the junior high school boys' 1000m race, his legs were so sore that he lost feeling after running.
Opening his eyes, he saw a pure white ceiling, simple white woven lamps, and no smell of disinfectant in the air, but Qin Ze could confirm that this was a hospital.
Because there was a call button on the wall beside the bed and a hook for hanging water, hinting that this was a ward.
Qin Ze turned his head to the left, Nan Man Pei and Su Yu were sitting there, the two beauties complementing each other.
Nan Man Pei and Su Yu glanced at him, then calmly looked away.
Qin Ze turned his head to look at the adjacent bed on the right, his sister was lying on the bed, and Wang Zijin was sitting beside the bed. The two sisters glanced at him at the same time, then calmly looked away.
Qin Ze felt that something was wrong. As the protagonist, I've survived a disaster, shouldn't you and the other female leads rush to me, crying: Darling, you're finally awake, if anything happened to you, we don't want to live anymore!
Then, he burst into tears.
Then, he smiled to himself: Little fool, I'll be fine, we agreed to be each other's angel …
There was an awkward atmosphere in the room, as if daggers were drawn.
I'll just pretend to sleep.
"Hey, why aren't you quarreling?" Nan Man Pei chuckled: "Quarrel for a while before he wakes up."
Su Yu: "…"
Qin Bao Bao: "…"
Wang Zijin whispered: "Miss Su, really, Bao Bao, you're so distressed for your brother that you cried all the way here. Can't you be considerate? Why do you have to fight with her? "
One of the compulsory skills of palace intrigue: Needle in Cotton.
Nan Man Pei raised an eyebrow.
Qin Bao Bao said: "That's right, a black maggot in her heart."
Su Yu sneered: "How can I dare to fight with her? Qin Ze just had a meal at my house, and she couldn't wait to tear me apart. Her brother complex is terrible. "
Qin Bao Bao said: "A meal in the hospital, I'm afraid you drugged him."
Nan Man Pei frowned and said: "The doctor said it's okay."
At first, they really panicked for a while, afraid that something bad would happen to Qin Ze, but when the ambulance carried him to the hospital, he stopped convulsing and fell asleep quietly, like a quiet handsome man.
The doctor gave him a CT scan and a variety of tests. His indicators were normal, but he was a little weak.
The confused doctor saw the four beauties coming together and suddenly understood something. He comforted the women: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that his body is too weak. Remember to take in and take out, and eat more."
Wang Zijin said with a smile: "What business matters do you have to talk about all day, and it's in your house, even dinner is ready."
One of the compulsory skills of palace intrigue: Hidden Knife in Words.
Su Yu said angrily: "It's a company secret, not to disclose, we played a few games."
Nan Man Pei was surprised: "Just playing games?"
Wang Zijin said: "This is very in line with Qin Ze's style."
Qin Bao Bao breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'm relieved."
Qin Ze: "Motherf * cker!"
"Oh, you're awake?" Su Yu said deliberately.
Qin Ze opened his eyes and pretended that he had just woken up: "Sister Pei, why are you here? I didn't expect Sister Pei to be so concerned about me. "
Nan Man Pei nodded: "I saw in the group that something happened to you, so I came to see."
Qin Ze: "In the group?"
Qin Bao Bao coughed.
"What happened to your face?" Qin Ze looked at his sister and was shocked.
His sister's face was blue and purple, and there was a thin layer of scab on her cheeks.
"She fell!" Wang Zijin lifted the quilt and showed Qin Ze Qin Bao's left foot. It was swollen and bruised.
"When she heard that you were twitching, she was so scared that her soul flew away. She ran out of the house in slippers, but she sprained her foot and landed on her face." Wang Zijin said.
His sister must have been an angel with broken wings in her previous life.
Qin Ze was very touched.
Nan Man Pei sighed sincerely: "You siblings have a good relationship, unlike my pair, who are born at odds."
Qin Bao Bao said guiltily: "What's so good about it, a black-hearted maggot. If something happens to him, I can't explain it to Mom and Dad. "
Qin Bao Bao was most afraid of people saying: You two are so close that you don't look like siblings.
Qin Ze endured the soreness of being turned into ashes. He lifted the quilt and got out of bed. He sat beside Baby Qin's bed, his heart aching to death.
"Be careful. It's okay if you sprained your foot, but how can your face land on the ground? Were you an angel with broken wings in your previous life? "He held his sister's foot." It hurts, doesn't it? "
Qin Bao Bao looked like a weak woman. "It hurts!"
"Go home and rest. The swelling will go down in a week, but you can't do strenuous exercise this month." Qin Ze carefully hid his sister's foot back under the quilt.
"Okay!" Qin Bao Bao pecked his head.
Su Yu looked at Nan Man Pei and communicated with his eyes: "I said she has a brother complex."
Nan Man Pei returned a look: "I learned something."
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