"Annie, where's your stun?" Qin Bao Bao typed furiously. She pursed her lips and frowned, holding back her anger.
"Don't you need to save up for my stun?" Canton Waist's tone was not polite. "Where's your clip? What's the difference between a policewoman and a salted fish if you don't use your clip? "
"Ridiculous. Have you ever seen a policewoman learning clip? A primary school student. "Qin Bao Bao sneered.
"F * ck you, trash."
"What did you say, idiot?"
The two of them started to curse at each other. Some profanities that they would never say in real life came out of their mouths without any pressure.
Qin Ze helped the top barbarian catch Nox on the opposite side. He typed to persuade him, "Don't play dirty and don't talk nonsense."
Canton Waist's only advantage was that she was obedient. As expected, she played dirty under the tower and ate the economy. The blind monk caught her a few times but did not succeed. He was also afraid of her stun, so he caught the top lane instead.
The bottom lane was a disgusting lineup of policewoman and guqin girl. They had displacement and stun skills. In comparison, the brittle barbarian was easier to bully. Even if they could not catch him, they could force him to use his big move. Nox could then suppress his development in the lane.
Qin Ze helped Annie catch a "Tribulation" in the middle lane. Together with Annie's stun, he successfully helped Canton Waist get her first kill since the start of the game.
"Guru 666," Canton Waist said happily.
Qin Bao Bao pinched her brother's arm and said jealously, "You're here to catch people? Is your sister not as important as this guy?"
Qin Ze argued, "EZ with Hammer Rock is not easy to catch. Besides, you guys are too strong."
He squatted in the grass for a while and could not find an opportunity. The top barbarian king was killed by Nox and the blind monk.
Qin Ze focused on the top lane and ambushed in the grass. The electronic female voice rang in his ears again. "Double Kill!"
What's going on? The opponent's support got a double kill?
He looked down and saw the policewoman and Annie bowing down. The guqin girl, who only had a little health left, walked down the tower with her skirt fluttering. She scolded, "Two idiots."
Just now, Annie had rushed over from the middle lane to catch them and was lying in ambush in the bushes. Zither Girl was extremely excited. She thought to herself that someone had finally come to help catch them. That useless jungler. Then, he blinked over and successfully blocked the two of them. Qin Bao Bao was not to be outdone. The policewoman shot a rope net behind her, twisted her waist, and rushed toward the enemy, attacking as she walked.
Annie saw that it was time. She jumped out of the bushes and summoned the bear aggressively. Tibbers descended from the sky and sat down beside EZ …
This idiot had wasted his life!!
Hammer Rock was the first to react. He used his ultimate skill to slow down the enemy and blinked to the bottom of the tower. He then threw a lantern behind him. Scared out of his wits, Ez quickly lit it up and jumped into Hammer Rock's arms. He was already at critical health.
Hourglass Waist was not willing to go for wool and come home shorn, so she blinked and chased after EZ, intending to kill him. EZ shot a Q to slow her down, but Hammer Rock followed up with a "Pendulum of Misfortune" to sweep her away. Then, he defended the tower and finished off Annie.
Qin Bao Bao was not willing to give up either. She crouched under the tower and aimed her sniper rifle at EZ, intending to kill him under the tower.
Hammer Rock turned around and shot a Q, hooking the policewoman and pulling her into the tower's attack range. Qin Bao Bao's ultimate skill was interrupted. She took two hits from the tower and sacrificed her life.
One of the three biggest illusions in life: Kill under the tower!
Seeing that the situation was hopeless, the zither girl slipped away alone. She swiftly typed and cursed, "Idiots, two brass dogs."
"Policewoman, are you an idiot? Crouching under the tower and using your ultimate? You're an actress, right? "One could imagine Hourglass Waist's anger in front of the computer.
"Shut up, you brainless idiot." Qin Bao Bao was so angry that her nose was crooked. She typed and retorted.
Hourglass Waist: "Where's your brain? You don't use your brain when you play games. You're really a primary school student."
Qin Ze typed, "You're a middle school student. You're not much better."
Hourglass Waist: "Guru, if you're helping your gay friend and not me, I can be your gay friend too."
Qin Bao Bao: "F * ck off, God. If you weren't so stupid, would you have given us a double kill?"
Qin Nü: "MDZZ."
Hourglass Waist: "Sis? Hehe, you shitty ladyboy. "
Qin Bao Bao: "Hehe your sister. Look at your stats, 1-3-1. If you're not trash, what are you?"
Qin Nü: "MDZZ."
Hourglass Waist: "That's still better than your 0 kills and 2 deaths. Trash. "
Qin Bao Bao: "You're the trash who's second from the bottom in terms of finances. Your support is about to surpass you."
Qin Nü: "Motherf * cker, no one cares about me."
Qin Ze couldn't take it anymore and typed, "Shut up, all of you. What are you blabbering about? Can't you fight properly?"
Only then did he turn off the engine.
Qin Bao Bao threw the mouse and was about to cry. "Azé, you're making me so angry."
"Relax, relax, I'll take you flying." Qin Ze comforted his sister.
Qin Bao Bao and he were both competitive. If they lost, they would curse each other. Many times when they were defeated at the bottom lane together, they would push the blame to each other, and it would develop into pillow fights. Every time, his sister would be defeated and hide her head under the blanket like an ostrich. Qin Ze would then use the pillow to hit her butt again and again.
At the fifteen-minute mark, Qin Ze was already the King of Kills. The Energy Training Manual given by the system had changed his inner body bit by bit. His memory, concentration, reaction speed … all of them had improved significantly. The feedback to the game was that his control had become sharper.
The top lane barbarian was caught again. This b * stard relied on killing others all his life. He was the type who would never go home if he didn't kill himself. Qin Ze paid more attention to him. He had become fatter. After he became fatter, he would kill others under the tower and wield his sword ferociously.
Qin Ze glanced at the map. The Blind Monk and Nox had disappeared. He thought that they had gone home to replenish their health. However, not long after, the opponent's mid laner also disappeared.
Oh no, they stole the dragon!
Qin Ze immediately gave the mid laner, Canton Waist, a signal. She carried the flag and rushed in the direction of the dragon.
Canton Waist was very cooperative and sneaked over with him.
Qin Ze, who had been single for twenty-three years, typed quickly. "Later, I'll rush in and send them flying. You follow me and stun them to snatch the dragon."
Canton Waist's typing speed was not slow either. It was just that she had been single for many years. "Okay, I have a big move."
After waiting for a while, Qin Ze estimated that it was about time. He flashed over and followed up with a double EQ combo to pick off the Blind Monk and Nox.
Annie, it's all up to you now!
With Annie's explosive power and his big move, it would be easy for him to kill three weaklings with low health.
At this moment, a notification popped up on the screen.
Then, his sister typed arrogantly. "Damn trash, trash mid laner, I have more kills than you."
Qin Bao Bao was elated. Previously, her numbers were not as good as Canton Waist's and she was insulted by her. Now that she had the chance, she hurriedly retaliated.
Qin Ze's heart skipped a beat. He subconsciously looked at Annie, only to see her standing in the bushes, motionless …
At the same time, Canton Waist typed. "You're the damn trash. Your whole family are all damn trash. Trash AD in the bottom lane for ten thousand years."
Qin Bao Bao immediately complained. "Azé, she's calling you a damn trash … Eh, how did you die?"
Qin Ze looked at the screen that had turned black. He watched as Dalong struggled with his last bit of HP before being killed by the opponent. He then turned his head and looked at his sister who was typing furiously on the keyboard. He suddenly felt very tired.
He would never bring a Brass Dog again in this life.
Qin Ze lost this round without any suspense. He ignored Canton Waist who was acting cute and coquettishly and logged out of the game.
Qin Bao Bao said angrily, "Hey, this damn trash, he actually added me as a friend."
She nodded in agreement.
Canton Waist provoked her. "Trash, solo me if you dare."
Qin Bao Bao laughed and said, "Azé, your friend asked me to solo you. I won't go easy on her."
Qin Ze waved his hand dispiritedly. "As long as you guys are happy."
He had a strong desire to win. At this moment, he felt like he was about to vomit blood.
Qin Bao Bao and Canton Waist started a solo match. Qin Ze did not need to watch as he could already guess the outcome. His sister's skills were not bad. If it was a solo match, Canton Waist would definitely not be her opponent. Qin Bao Bao liked to study everything. She would watch videos, read guides, and read runes in order to train a hero well.
When the two enemies met, their eyes burned with hatred. As soon as they went online, they started arguing with each other. They were indifferent to life and death.
Qin Bao Bao was playing Garen, while Canton Waist was playing Annie.
His sister had learned from Qin Ze. In a solo match, one did not have to choose the best hero, but they had to choose a Warrior or a tank. At least it was safer. If they could not win, they could still escape. But it was not the same for Brittleskin. If they were not careful, they would be insta-killed.
Qin Bao Bao took the lead and killed her opponent three times. She looked up to the sky and laughed. She typed, "Damn trash, now you know how powerful a King is."
She did not give the opponent a chance to retort and left the room.
On the other side of the sofa, Wang Zijin took off her headphones and stretched. She said, "I'm going to take a shower."
She was watching some TV series. A woman's mournful voice came from the phone. "Child, actually, your father is not your biological father …"
Qin Ze looked at Qin Bao Bao, and his expression changed slightly.
Qin Bao Bao did not realize it. She put on the most glorious posture of a "working person" and walked two rounds around the coffee table. Without saying anything, she pushed Qin Ze down and sat on his waist. She smiled brightly. "Hurry up and say that your sister is the best."
Qin Ze forced a smile and said perfunctorily, "Your sister is the best."
Qin Bao Bao sat on her brother's waist and smiled brightly.
Wang Zijin came out of the room with her pajamas. She was stunned. "Hey, why are you sitting on him? Come down."
She pulled Qin Bao Bao down.
Qin Bao Bao was caught off guard and fell on her butt. She rubbed her butt and chased Wang Zijin to the bathroom.
"Wang Zijin, are you trying to kill me so that you can inherit my Ant Flower?"
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