Qin Ze thought to himself, 'I don't know if I should say' mmp '.'
"It can't be helped. My dad is rigid and serious. He's a university professor. In high school, Qin Bao Bao wanted to enter the entertainment industry and was taught a lesson by him. Qin Bao Bao has been afraid of her dad since she was young. When she saw her dad get angry, she was terrified. What can I do? I can't just watch her get beaten up. This time, I have to take the blame even if I don't want to. "
Chu Nuan looked at Qin Bao Bao and tried to hold back her laughter.
Countless audience members were looking at Qin Bao Bao.
Eh, why was it different from what was said just now? It shouldn't be that the younger brother's legs went soft when he saw his father get angry.
Some people were already laughing out loud. They really couldn't hold it in.
"What's that sound?" Qin Ze asked.
"Oh, it's nothing. The show here is about to start, so it's a little noisy." Chu Nuan played Tai Chi and said, "I can see that the relationship between the siblings is very deep. Will there be any friction in your lives? "
"Yes, Qin Bao Bao is always at home. She doesn't have the ability to take care of herself. I'm usually the one taking care of her. Being both the younger brother and the father sometimes makes me feel tired. When I ask her to help with the chores, she'll only act coquettishly. It's inevitable that there will be friction. "
The audience below the stage whispered.
"What does a goddess act coquettishly like?"
"Damn, it's such a blessing. With such a beautiful sister acting coquettishly, I'm willing to do anything."
"I didn't expect him to be such a warm guy. He's liking Qin Ze more and more. He can write songs, play the piano, and take care of the house. I want as many brothers like him as there are. "
"The image of a goddess suddenly became clear. It turns out that she's a lazy person at home. Ahahaha. "
"I feel that their daily lives are quite amusing."
"When Qin Bao Bao comes home, the little universe will definitely explode. Qin Ze still doesn't know that he's been tricked."
"Qin Bao Bao is the older sister after all. If she wants to beat the younger brother, Qin Ze won't dare to fight back."
Qin Bao Bao's mouth twitched. She couldn't wait to get into the phone and have a real life PK with Qin Ze, but she had to force a smile on her face.
The production team was too good at stirring up trouble.
"Then how will you coordinate?" Chu Liuyu held back her laughter.
"It's usually a fight. Oh right, that's not a good answer, right? I should change my answer on the show later. I'll say that it's a reasonable allocation of chores. "
Huo!
Everyone was shocked.
They were really fighting? How old were they?
Qin Bao Bao felt wronged and said, "Usually, it's him who presses me down on the sofa and beats me up."
The audience below the stage burst into laughter.
Finally, he could not hold it in any longer.
"Hahaha, this is hilarious."
"How funny."
"Qin Ze really hit his sister. If I had such a beautiful sister, I definitely wouldn't bear to hit her."
"That's out of love. Didn't you see Qin Bao Bao's expression?"
"This is so interesting. I like Qin Ze and Qin Bao Bao very much."
With such a big commotion, Qin Ze would be really stupid if he still couldn't hear it. "What's going on? Why do I hear laughter … Are you recording a show? Qin Bao Bao, are you there? "
Chu Liuyu motioned for Qin Bao Bao to speak. Qin Bao Bao smiled with a knife hidden in her eyes. "Azé, I must have a good chat with you when I get home today."
Qin Ze pretended not to hear it and stiffly changed the topic. "Hello, host. Hello, audience."
Chu Liuyu replied, "I'm sorry, Mr. Qin Ze. Actually, we were recording a show just now."
"It's all a trick." Qin Ze sighed. "That … Let's cut the part just now. Let's pretend that nothing happened and call again, okay?"
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Okay, thank you very much for joining our show, Mr. Qin. The call ends here." Chu Liuyu ended the topic with a laugh. "Audience, say goodbye to Mr. Qin."
Words of goodbye sounded.
Qin Ze said helplessly, "Goodbye!"
At home, Wang Zijin stood at the side and listened. She couldn't help but laugh. "From Zhejiang Province TV? How funny. "
"Unscrupulous." Qin Ze put away his phone. "Qin Bao Bao can't make it back in time. Let's eat."
Wang Zijin complained, "You haven't cooked the food yet. How can you eat it?"
"Don't worry, don't worry. Show me what you can do."
At night, Qin Bao Bao rushed home. She kicked off her high heels and swung her bag. Like a hungry tiger pouncing on a sheep, she pounced on Qin Ze and shouted, "Zijin, I'm going to clean up the house. Unrelated people, please leave."
Wang Zijin replied with an "Oh" and went back to her room with the computer.
After a while, Qin Bao Bao shouted for help in the living room.
"Zijin, the enemy is ferocious. Help us quickly."
"Zijin, help."
"Ahahaha … Don't poke my waist."
"Qin Ze, if you continue like this, I'm really going to be angry."
"Ahhh, don't poke, good brother. I'm begging you."
"I forgive you. No, it's my fault. Good brother, good Azé …"
"Boohoo … You only know how to bully me."
Wang Zijin put on her headphones and turned a deaf ear. She had already given up on treating the siblings.
In the living room, the pillows fell to the ground. The coffee table was askew.
Qin Ze sat on his sister's lap. Qin Bao Bao was like a salted fish, panting. Her swollen chest rose and fell violently. Her hair was messy, covering her flawless face. The hem of her T-shirt was lifted in her struggle, exposing her small waist.
The siblings had fought for the umpteenth time, but Qin Bao Bao was still defeated.
Qin Bao Bao lay on the sofa with her arms and legs spread out, looking like there was nothing left to live for.
"Get up." Qin Ze poked her waist gently.
Qin Bao Bao ignored him in a fit of pique.
His sister's disheveled appearance was too unsightly. Qin Ze helped her pull up the hem of her T-shirt.
"Let's call a truce," Qin Bao Bao said. She stretched out a tender arm and said coquettishly, "Pull me up."
Qin Ze heard this and reached out to pull her up. However, she used all her strength to pull him up, causing him to stumble. Then, she lowered her shoulders and put her long legs on his shoulders. She twisted and pulled.
Qin Ze's head bumped into his sister's lower abdomen, and the siblings both cried out in pain.
Baby Qin, who had succeeded in her sneak attack, did not care about the pain. She hugged one of Qin Ze's arms and wrapped her legs around Qin Ze's neck. She exerted strength from her small waist and kicked up and down.
"Damn, Qin Bao Bao, you shameless bitch." Qin Ze struggled a few times, but he couldn't break free. She was really strong. Her months of dancing were not in vain.
"You actually used a sneak attack."
Qin Bao Bao used all her strength to resist her brother's resistance. Her face was red and she panted: "All is fair in war. Sister said to clean house, so I will clean house. Don't say I didn't warn you."
On the way back to Shanghai, she specially searched for ways to defeat the strong with the weak. In order to learn how to use strength, she watched several teaching videos.
"You disrespectful little bastard. Sister will teach you a lesson today." Qin Bao Bao used all her strength to wrap her legs around her brother's neck. This move was called the deadly scissor kick.
How to teach him a lesson? Suffocate me between your legs?
Qin Ze felt that his neck was about to break. He could force himself to stand up, but he might pull his neck.
"Let's call a truce."
"Hurry up and say you were wrong."
"I was wrong."
"Do you dare to be rude to sister in the future?"
"I won't dare, I won't dare."
"At least you know what's good for you. Hurry up and shout three times: Little fairy sister, spare me."
"That's too shameful. Can't you change the way you address me?"
"No, hurry up and say it. I can't hold on any longer … Bah, I still haven't used my strength."
Qin Bao Bao panted as she spoke. She was also exhausted after using so much strength.
Qin Ze admitted defeat and begged for mercy.
Qin Bao Bao was satisfied. She quickly loosened her legs and jumped up from the sofa. After hiding to a safe distance, she looked up to the sky and laughed three times. She sang a Beijing opera: "I'm an idler on Wolong Ridge. I'll go up the mountain to kill a tiger. I'll go down the sea to catch a dragon. I'll pull up a mountain with unrivaled strength. I'll take the enemy's head in the midst of an army of ten thousand.
Her shoulders shook. She clenched her fists and continued to sing: "I'll use a sledgehammer to punish a little thief. There's no one like me in this world!"
Then she walked back to her room with her head held high: "I'm leaving."
The door closed with a "bang" and locked from the inside. Inside the room, the sound of her sister and her best friend boasting about their heaven defying comeback echoed.
Qin Ze touched his nose. There seemed to be a delicate fragrance lingering around.
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