Suddenly, he raised his head and laughed loudly. "Trash, I heard that in order to get Jin Yijue, you even overestimated yourself and tried to kill Meng Die. In the end, you went for wool and came home shorn. Instead, you fell off the cliff. This is too funny. Haha, trash is trash."
As if he had just found the funniest joke in the world, he laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.
"That's right, that's right, she's too funny …" The others suddenly realized that this was just the Second Young Master Xi trying to find a way out of this embarrassing situation, so they were more than happy to play along.
Because in their eyes, Schilling's Shadow's desperate attempt to break a rock with an egg was laughable.
"Haha …" A wave of laughter rang out in the Xi Family's garden, causing the servants who passed by to look at them curiously.
Lan 'er was infuriated when she heard this. Second Young Master was really too much.
The Second Young Master Xi wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said, "Actually, it's not so bad to be trash. You didn't die from falling off the cliff, you sure have a tough life. People say that scourges live for a thousand years, but I didn't expect trash to live for a thousand years as well, haha …"
Lan'er puffed up her cheeks. The anger in her heart was about to rise up to her throat. Schilling's Shadow tugged on her sleeve and suddenly patted the Second Young Master Xi's shoulder.
"Second Brother, you seem to like to laugh."
"That's because you're already very funny, haha …" The Second Young Master Xi laughed even harder.
Schilling's Shadow smiled faintly and nodded in understanding. "I understand. I'm quite happy to be able to be second brother's joke."
"Haha —"
"I wonder if second brother's facial nerves are affected when he laughs like that?" She glanced at the Second Young Master Xi and smiled mysteriously. Then, she turned to leave.
The Second Young Master Xi chased after her. "Haha —"
Lan'er stomped her feet. Her eyes were red from anger. "Miss, the Second Young Master has gone too far."
Schilling's Shadow glanced at the laughing Second Young Master Xi and a sly light flashed in his eyes. He grabbed Lan's hand and led her to Breezy Courtyard. "We're going back."
"Haha —" The Second Young Master Xi continued to laugh while rubbing his stomach.
Those young masters and young mistresses surrounded him. "Second Brother, she's already gone. Why are you still laughing? Is it that funny?"
"Haha —"
"That Schilling's Shadow looks like he's different from before. How strange, why do I feel like he's become so difficult?"
"Haha —"
"The last time we went to the Cool Breeze Courtyard, she was beaten so badly. Could it be that after that incident, she suddenly changed her personality?"
"Haha —"
"Second Brother, say something. Don't just keep laughing." Someone couldn't take it anymore.
"Haha —"
It wasn't that he wanted to laugh, but that he couldn't stop. The Second Young Master Xi kept pointing at his open mouth.
"Haha —"
"Second Brother, you're so disgusting. You're drooling from laughing. We're not going with you. It's so boring."
Everyone dispersed, leaving the Second Young Master Xi behind.
"Haha —"
After returning to Breezy Courtyard, Schilling's Shadow sat on the ground and continued to meditate. He didn't get up until the afternoon and changed to practicing his punches and kicks.
After a while, Lan'er suddenly stumbled out of the inner room and ran up to Schilling's Shadow. She widened her eyes and asked, "Miss Nine, did you …"
Schilling's Shadow calmly performed Tai Chi. His seemingly soft arms were strong and powerful enough to push Lan'er aside. "Lan'er, you're too slow."
Lan'er froze. Miss Nine, you're too cunning.
"Oh, right," Schilling's Shadow seemed to have thought of something and asked, "Is the Second Young Master still laughing?"
Lan'er was stunned. She suddenly exclaimed, "Miss, you've been in the courtyard all day. How did you know that the Second Young Master couldn't stop laughing?"
Schilling's Shadow threw her a seductive look and asked, "What do you think?"
"Could it be … could it be that the Second Young Master is also Miss …" Poor Lan'er couldn't move at all.
She knew that the young lady was no longer the same, but since when did the young lady become so mischievous?!
Also!
"Miss, how did you do it?" Lan'er was puzzled. She humbly asked.
Schilling's Shadow had changed his technique of grappling. His original unbridled elegance had become valiant and formidable. "It's very simple. I used a silver needle to poke his laughing acupoint. He likes to laugh anyway."
"..." Even so, he couldn't stand laughing like this for eight hours. Lan'er finally understood. Miss Nine was not someone to be trifled with!
On the other side, after the Second Young Master Xi laughed for eight hours and his saliva soaked his clothes, someone finally noticed that something was wrong with him.
The atmosphere in the main hall was solemn, but it wasn't quiet.
"Ha, ha … ha, ha …" The Second Young Master Xi's mouth was crooked to one side. His face was covered in tears, snot, and saliva. "Ha, ha …"
His laughter was hoarse, but he couldn't stop no matter how hard he tried.
When a person laughed, they would need to exert force on their waist. After exerting force on his waist for two whole hours, he was completely paralyzed. The Xi family's doctor was called to the main hall by the Second Young Master. After examining the Second Young Master Xi, the doctor shook his head.
"Master, the Second Young Master's physical characteristics indicate that he is normal. There is nothing wrong with him."
Master Xi's face darkened. The incident with Xi Mengdie in the morning was already giving him a headache. Now, his grandson had an incident in the afternoon as well. Both incidents were extremely troublesome. He, who usually only needed to worry about the family business, had to deal with unnecessary trouble. How could he be at ease?
"What did he do today? How did he end up like this?"
"Master Ling, today the Second Young Master blocked Miss Nine's path and kept mocking Miss Nine for being useless. After that, he said a few words to Miss Nine. For some reason, the Second Young Master couldn't stop laughing …"
A Xi family member who wasn't Master Xi's grandson answered.
Master Xi frowned when he heard this. From the sound of it, there was nothing wrong with the situation.
"Patriarch, in this old man's opinion, we should knock the Second Young Master unconscious first. If he continues to laugh, he will lose his life." The doctor couldn't stand the sight of the Second Young Master Xi laughing so hard. After some thought, he gave the suggestion.
Master Xi turned to look at the Second Young Master Xi's expression, which was uglier than crying, and waved his hand.
The guard beside him strode over and slashed the Second Young Master Xi. The Second Young Master's neck crooked and he was finally free.
Only then did everyone's ears relax a little.
"Stay here and look after the Second Young Master. When he wakes up, see if he can recover from his laughter. If he can't, have his father go to the He Manor to ask for some medicine." Master Xi left the main hall after giving his orders.
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