After escaping from Gong CaiCai's house, I saw a strange text from "Lan Tu", asking me "Do you like to play online games".
Because Lan Tu was secretive about his gender, I could only refer to him as "TA".
After thinking about it, I replied to TA: "I used to play with friends, but it took too much time — — who are you?"
Before replying, I looked at the screen of the phone to see if there was a broken pixel that was used to distinguish between safe mode and backdoor mode. I confirmed that I was in safe mode and was not monitored by Professor Bai.
Lan Tu did not answer my question, but continued to talk about online games.
"Don't you think the development of online games in the future will be similar to the situation in 'The Matrix'? Ordinary people wouldn't want to wake up if they could live in a flawless dream world. "
What? Are you trying to tell me that I've been living in a virtual world since I was born? Are you going to give me a red capsule or something to wake me up from the dream?
Stop joking! Is this considered a flawless dream world? Why did the dream world give me a mother who was more cruel than Snow White's stepmother? Why did I have to be beaten up by the Little Tyrant since I was 6 years old? Why did I have a heart attack after eating a blue flash butterfly, and now I have to take a cocktail treatment every 5 days? I can't stop taking the medicine!
However, I sent another text to ask about TA's identity, but I didn't get any response. TA was silent.
What? Are you still busy with work? You're still discussing online games with me if you're busy with work? Also, last time you gave me the correct prescription for heart disease (although you didn't give me the information that I had to take it multiple times), but this time you're using text to chat with me? I really don't understand what you're trying to do!
The scariest thing was that Lan Tu said "TA loves me" in the last text and refused to say whether he was a man or a woman. God bless me, please don't be a gay guy like Peng TouSi …
That night, I had nothing to do, so I used my phone to log into the class's QQ group. I wanted to peek at what the students were talking about.
In the end, nothing big happened. They were just complaining that they were too nervous about studying, that the food in the school cafeteria was terrible, and that people from other classes were annoying …
My dad was running the online store in the study room, so I went out to help him move the goods. When I came back, I laid on the bed to think, but I fell asleep.
Half awake and half asleep, I felt something vibrating next to my head. I opened my eyes in a daze and naturally saw my phone.
As I habitually pressed the button, a private chat window appeared on QQ. It was from Gong CaiCai, who I had never talked to on QQ before.
"Ye Lin classmate, I've already clarified the misunderstanding with my parents. I'm sorry for causing you a lot of trouble today."
Oh, it seems that after I left, Gong CaiCai finally explained to the strange couple, Father Gong and Mother Gong. Actually, there's nothing that can't be explained. Whether or not there's a baby in her stomach can't be faked. If it really doesn't work, we can just use a pregnancy test to reveal the truth — — our house sells them.
"It's fine." I was too lazy to type since I was half awake and half asleep, so I directly turned on XunFei's voice input method and spoke into the phone. Then, the voice input method automatically turned my voice into text, "Your parents are just too easily agitated, and it was also Ai Mi and my fault that you were kidnapped a few days ago."
Since 'Ai Mi' is a very common American name, the voice input method has a high recognition rate. 'Gong CaiCai' is often recognized as' Gong CaiCai ', and' Ye Lin 'is often recognized as' night '. It's as if I like to go out at night to do bad things.
"It has nothing to do with Ye Lin classmate." Gong CaiCai typed, "It's not Miss Ai Mi's fault. Although it's a bit too expensive to give me a violin and a watch, it's not very polite to return someone else's gift …"
"Just keep it." I continued to type, "Ai Mi has always been very generous, it's not just you."
The voice input method recognized 'she' as' he '. It's a common mistake and it's not worth correcting.
"But I still feel guilty. Ye Lin classmate, can you tell me what Miss Ai Mi likes? I want to give her a gift on her birthday … "
I scratched my head. Ai Mi definitely wouldn't want me to tell Gong CaiCai her birthday because Ai Mi's birthday is April 1st, April Fool's Day. She wouldn't even tell me!
"Um, I don't know when her birthday is, why would you think I would know?"
"Is it because Miss Ai Mi is Ye Lin classmate's sister?"
A moment later, Gong CaiCai corrected herself: "Wrong, it's my cousin. I made a typo, sorry."
The day before yesterday at Qing Zi Academy's VIP building, Xiao Qin blurted out that Ai Mi and I were biological siblings after getting drunk. The class leader and Gong CaiCai both heard it, but Gong CaiCai didn't dare to ask the class leader or me, so she was still uncertain.
Since Gong CaiCai already heard it, I don't think it's a big deal to admit my relationship with Ai Mi. She's even more timid than a mouse, so there's no way she would spread gossip around.
With that thought, I said: "Haha, are you curious about what happened that day?"
Although the speech recognition rate is close to 95% in daily conversations, it can still make some outrageous mistakes.
For example, this time, it mistakenly wrote "Curious" as "easy to ride", then my hand slipped and sent it.
The entire sentence became "Haha, you were easy to ride that day!"
The question mark was also written as an exclamation mark.
Gong CaiCai didn't reply for a long time, so I quickly switched back to pinyin and tried to explain.
"Ye Lin classmate … what do you mean by that day? What do you mean I was easy to ride? "
I can imagine Gong CaiCai's trembling body because of the misunderstanding.
"I don't know anything after the apple hit my head on the day of the kidnapping. Did Ye Lin classmate do something to me after that? Did Ye Lin classmate come to the conclusion that I was easy to ride because he rode me before? "
Since we were chatting through QQ and not face to face, Gong CaiCai was a bit bolder than usual. Also, she spent the entire day explaining to her parents, so she must have been instilled with a lot of delusions and became paranoid.
"No, it's just a typo …" I typed in a daze and ended up typing "typo" instead of "typo". It might be due to the influence of the class leader's OCD, I actually changed it and missed the best opportunity to explain.
"Ye Lin classmate, why aren't you saying anything? Is it really like what my parents said? Did he tell his sister to give me a present in order to ride on me? Ye Lin classmate wouldn't do that, right? If that's the case, how would you face the class leader … "
Gong CaiCai still thinks the class leader and I are in a relationship.
I felt that texting was too slow and I couldn't explain myself, so I immediately called Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai seemed to hesitate for a few seconds before picking up.
"Hello? Is this Ye Lin classmate? I … I … "
Once we started talking, she returned to her usual timidity and stuttering.
"Don't be brainwashed by your parents!" I slightly raised my voice and said, "I'm just asking if you're curious about my relationship with Ai Mi!"
However, because of the first impression, even if I spoke directly to her, Gong CaiCai would still misinterpret "curious" as "easy to ride".
"Sorry … Ye Lin classmate, you seem to be angry … it must be because I'm not easy to ride? I'm useless and shouldn't have been born into this world … I can only bring shame to my parents … "
Don't go into self-loathing mode! Also, what does whether you're easy to ride has anything to do with bringing shame to your parents! Do you think you'll bring glory to your parents just because you're easy to ride!
"Hey! I'm talking about good people, strange people! " I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Your parents probably instilled this idea into you that I might have taken advantage of you after you were kidnapped that day! Forget about it! I didn't do anything to you! Also, only your husband knows if you're easy to ride in the future! "
I was really a bit anxious. I was disturbed from my nap, and in addition, I was repeatedly wronged by Father and Mother Gong this morning, so I unconsciously took out my anger on Gong CaiCai. I regretted my words and wanted to comfort her.
However, Gong CaiCai said to me emotionally: "But, but … when professor Bai used the causal calculation program to do a shallow test, he … he told me that Ye Lin classmate has an 80% chance of becoming my husband!"
What!? Did professor Bai ever say something like that! No wonder Gong CaiCai's face was red, her emotions were fluctuating, and she even looked at me guiltily … so it was because of my existence in your future predictions!
At that point in time, Professor Bai planned to trick me into joining the Scientific Happiness Cult. Therefore, Gong CaiCai, who was a heavy believer, should have been a chess piece that he planned to use but failed to use in the end. (Using relationships to pull people into a cult was a common trick).
Logically speaking, even if Gong CaiCai heard professor Bai say something like that, she would never say it in front of me. But because of her parents messing around today, it seemed to have verified the causal calculation program's conclusion, so she felt a lot of uneasiness in her heart. The 'is easy to ride' episode was also caused by her uneasiness.
"The causal calculation program made a mistake!" I said resolutely, "What do we have in common? I have no reason to become your husband, right? Professor Bai is a huge swindler, I don't think you should continue staying in the Church of Scientific Happiness … "
"Is … is that so?" Gong CaiCai's tone sounded a bit disappointed, "I didn't believe it myself at first, Ye Lin classmate already has a class leader … how could someone like me be a match for the class leader? I'm stupid, weak, short, and I also have such a perverted chest … "
"Don't undervalue yourself!" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Xiao Qin will be very jealous if you say that! Don't let your imagination run wild! It's already 10 at night, even if tomorrow is Sunday, shouldn't you go to bed early? "
"Yeah, then I'll go change into my pajamas." Gong CaiCai gradually calmed down, "Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry you felt troubled when you came to my house today! It won't happen again! "
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