While Xiao Qin was changing her pads, I returned to her bedroom and woke up my dormant netbook. I searched for the following keywords: "Jin Ling Young Thug", "dog".
I came to a realization when I saw the search results. Jin Ling Young Thug did have the potential to become the spokesperson for Stop Cars to Save Dogs.
In the ending of Jin Ling Young Thug, the villain of Jin Ling Young Thug was seriously injured and couldn't leave the scene of the fire. However, his dog didn't leave him, and in the end, they hugged each other and died. It was the most artistic scene in the entire movie.
Therefore, on Sina Weibo, a celebrity who liked to steal sofas reposted the news, and it immediately went viral. Jin Ling Young Thug became an instant hit. Just this afternoon, a certain foreign animal protection group, when stopping the dog meat restaurant from killing dogs, held up stills of Jin Ling Young Thug and his beloved dog hugging each other to death, and attached a slogan:
"No matter how bad you are, a dog is your last friend."
How embarrassing! I was the one who played Jin Ling Young Thug at the end of the movie! Don't raise my image so high! If you use me as a spokesperson, doesn't that mean I have to be scolded every time dog fans and dog haters fight on the internet!
Brother Wu Sheng, I'm sorry! They looked at the cast list and Wu Sheng was the one who played Jin Ling Young Thug, so of course they would scold you! But I knew they were actually scolding me. In short, we're both stuck in the same boat, so this time we're in the middle of a storm!
Under Director Cao's promotion, the viewing location for "Jin Ling Young Thug" became a battlefield for dog fans and dog haters. Everyone completely forgot that this was a historical wuxia film and that Jin Ling Young Thug wasn't the main character, but the villain. The latest Douban comment pointed out that Jin Ling Young Thug was the soul of the entire movie. He constantly interrogated himself and surpassed himself. He completely overshadowed the male lead who had a lot of appearances.
"Jin Ling Young Thug is the real male lead." The comment concluded, "The female lead is his dog who never leaves his side. This is a story of unresolved love between a man and a dog. I hope you guys can meet again in your next life and become a couple."
Although I really wanted to be the male lead, I wouldn't be happy at all after being praised like this! Who would date a dog! My taste isn't that heavy, okay?
It was hard to believe that while I was feeling very embarrassed about it, some people were jealous of me. They felt that I was making a name for myself by stopping cars to save dogs.
"Everyone, get him out! What a lousy movie! Her acting is so bad. I'm going to boycott all of Cao Jing and Wu Sheng's works! "
"Hey, hey, do you guys know? Wu Sheng was the son of a diplomat and a pianist, a typical second-generation rich kid! How shameless of you to create hype for a movie! "
"But according to intelligence, Wu Sheng is currently in Switzerland. How could he come to China to create hype?"
"Idiot! He came by plane! Now that he heard that the netizens wanted to hunt him down, he immediately ran away with his tail between his legs! Cowardly bandits! "
"It might not be Wu Sheng. I have insider information that Wu Sheng has a stunt double that looks like him called Ye Lin. I'm afraid he's the one that appeared at the highway service area."
"Stop joking! I saw the news program! The guy wearing sunglasses inside was obviously not a middle school student! I checked, Ye Lin is a student at Dong Shan City's 28 Middle. He's only in the third year of middle school! "
That was close. Luckily I was a bit overweight, or else I would have been exposed. I don't know how long I could hide it.
I replied to Director Cao: "I'm definitely not going out with you next time, we're going to be infamous."
Director Cao was not ashamed of it. Instead, he was proud of it. He wrote back, "A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all. Several wealthy dog lovers have contacted me. They plan to sponsor my next movie and invite you to be the lead actor. The tentative title is' Seven Warrior Dogs'.
What a lousy name! One dog isn't enough, so they're going to use seven this time! Although 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' has a lot of immoral plots, and because I have a sponsor that sells Rolexes, they made me wear a gold watch everywhere and exposed me. But the two sides are still good and evil … What are they planning to do with 'Seven Martial Dogs'?
Are they going to shove their dogs into the movie because they're sponsored by dog lovers?
Not only are there a bunch of untrained dogs randomly running around, but the main point of the plot is probably to stop some evil forces from killing dogs! It's equivalent to a bloody battle between dog fans and hateful dogs in the wuxia world! I've never seen such a boring Kung Fu movie! I want to act in a Kung Fu movie, not a dog movie!
I rejected Director Cao's invitation, and Director Cao was not in a hurry to convince me. He probably received a call from someone else trying to sponsor him.
I looked at the news online with an indescribable feeling. I found out that people were holding up stills of Jin Ling Young Thug to save dogs from the butcher's knife. It was getting more and more popular. Some owners who lost their dogs also put up posters with the words "Jin Ling Young Thug and his dog" at the entrance of their neighborhood.
Being liked by dog fans would naturally be hated by hateful dogs. Jin Ling Young Thug was given the nicknames' Jin Ling Dog 'and' Jin Ling Dog King 'in the blink of an eye.
That's not the scariest part. The scariest part was that in order to stall for time, I accused the Zeng brothers of using dogs to hide drugs. This inspiration was actually used by the dog fans. Since then, there have been several cases of people stopping cars to save dogs without distinguishing between right and wrong. They directly accused the dog traffickers of transporting drugs and wasted a lot of police force.
This time I'm screwed, I better not appear in public to defend dog rights, or else I'll definitely be recognized and become the target of public criticism.
I unconsciously felt depressed. I didn't even think about why Xiao Qin didn't come back for a long time.
Why should I! I just want to be a dedicated Kung Fu actor! Who's the Jin Ling Dog King! Just call me the Jin Ling Wolf King! Looking back, it was all Kyle's fault that I was in this situation!
Bastard! I have to get revenge! I'll post your personal information on a gay dating website right now!
I easily found a Chinese and English website that Peng TouSi often visited. Then, I filled in all the information I knew about Kyle in detail. I even found a photo of him in the past. All I needed to do was to upload it.
In the friend section, I wrote: Absolute number 0, looking for a fierce man to accompany me for the rest of my life.
Wahahahaha! This time I got my revenge! Kyle, just wait for people to call and harass you! If you're unlucky, you might even get your ass busted!
In the end, I clicked 'Upload information' and there was an error! Website 404 error! I couldn't find all the information I spent half a day to fill in!
I was so angry, I couldn't help but fiercely hit Xiao Qin's desk. Xiao Qin, who was peeking through the crack of the door, screamed in shock.
"Eh? Why were you hiding there? "I was puzzled," Why didn't you directly enter the room after coming out of the washroom? "
"Sorry …" Xiao Qin opened the door halfway, lowered her head and apologized, "I saw you had a serious expression when you were online and texting, so I didn't come in and disturb you. I was peeking from the side …"
Xiao Qin's footsteps are so light! Although I didn't close the door when I entered, I didn't even notice when she snuck in.
"Then you can come in now." I didn't really mind that Xiao Qin peeked at me for a few minutes, but Xiao Qin suddenly said with extreme worry:
"Ye Lin classmate! Why, why are you visiting a gay website! Winnie told me you might be bisexual, I didn't believe her, but I never thought it was true! "
Fuck! Don't make me angry! I'm framing Kyle! I didn't think I would harm myself instead! Don't misunderstand me! Although there are some unsightly pictures of gays on the screen, I'm not a gay! I'm really not a gay!
Xiao Qin let out a long sigh and said gloomily:
"It's fine if Ye Lin classmate likes other girls, but if I can't even compare to some boys in your heart, then I'm such a failure …"
As she spoke, Xiao Qin walked into the room in a daze and took out a small white medicine bottle from the dresser drawer.
Damn, what are you doing? Even if I'm gay, you don't have to poison yourself! Also, what are you planning to do by preparing poison in your bedroom every day?
I walked up and snatched the bottle, but I realized it wasn't a poison or a sleeping pill, but a drug that has a long name, it's used to treat depression.
"Huh? Where did you get this? "I asked," Do you have depression like depressed bro? "
My heart thumped as soon as I said it. If Xiao Qin had depression, then I wouldn't be able to escape the blame. Even if it wasn't as bad as Wu Sheng, it's still pretty pitiful.
In the end, Xiao Qin replied with a stutter: "Yes … it was mixed in when brother Wu gave Ye Lin classmate a bunch of things, so I secretly took it …"
"What's the point of taking it? Did you already have depression back then? "
"No …" Xiao Qin said quietly, "I'm interested in the side effects of this medicine …"
I was stunned and immediately picked up the bottle to read the instructions. Under the 'side effects' section, it was clearly written: This medicine contains estrogen, may cause male breasts to become feminine … "
"Are you crazy! How can you take this medicine! "I said angrily to Xiao Qin.
"I, I'm crazy!" Xiao Qin refused to accept it, "I have a disease of small breasts! If this medicine can make male breasts feminine, then it can definitely make female breasts bigger too! What's wrong with trying to be more girly! "
"You can't randomly take steroid-containing medicine!" I put the bottle in my pocket, "I'm confiscating it! You're not allowed to buy similar medicine in the future! Otherwise, I'll ignore you! "
Under my coercion, Xiao Qin promised to never take this medicine again, and she said she never took it before. Today, she found out I was bisexual, so she was afraid of losing to a boy, so she decided to take the medicine to increase her charm.
"I'm not bisexual! I'm not gay either! Winnie was just making things up! "I was worried about how to change Xiao Qin's opinion.
"Okay!" Xiao Qin nodded seriously, "Don't worry, I definitely won't tell anyone that you're gay!"
"But …" After Xiao Qin promised, she said worriedly, "Ye Lin classmate sent a text message earlier. Are you going on a date with gays? Can you not go? If Ye Lin classmate goes, not only me, but even Uncle Ye and Ai Mi would be sad! "
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