"You're saying you brought the knife?"
The class leader's black pupils flashed with obvious suspicion.
"(@ ﹏ @) ~ It's true! Class leader, believe me! I stole it from my mom's cabinet! If it was confiscated, I wouldn't be able to explain it to my mom! "
The class leader thought about it for a bit. Since she knew Xiao Qin's mom was a former MMA champion and a current martial arts director, it was normal for her to prefer military equipment instead of red clothes, so she took Xiao Qin's words as the truth.
"Let's not talk about the fact that it's a prohibited item, but how can a girl carry a knife around?"
Sometimes I really feel like Shu Sha is the head teacher of 2-3 class, but she'll occasionally bend the rules.
"Um …" Xiao Qin hesitated, "Society is so chaotic right now, I have to protect myself! What if the principal calls me to get a room … "
The class leader felt awkward when she heard Xiao Qin bring up this topic, especially in front of me.
"Our school's principal wouldn't do that!"
In theory, the class leader wasn't wrong. It's true that the old principal who's nearing retirement is a bit muddle-headed. He occasionally likes to joke around, but he would never do anything out of line with the students. The vice principal, on the other hand, is extremely inflexible and would love nothing more than to turn 28 Middle into a temple or nunnery. In short, neither of them are as crazy as the principal who booked rooms with elementary school students.
"Class leader, even if the school is safe, I might still meet scum, hoodlums, and stinky hooligans on the way to and from school. I have to have a noble artifact to protect myself!"
Noble artifact my ass! You've watched too many anime! Even though a thousand-man commander's Swiss army knife is precious, it hasn't reached the level of a noble artifact! Do you want to summon the Spirit of the Swiss Bank with this saber and smash the enemy with coins falling from the sky?
The class leader narrowed her eyes and lowered her voice.
"Xiao Qin, you don't even need a knife if you're only using it for self-defense, right?"
"Yeah … hehe …" Xiao Qin could only giggle since the class leader has seen her use martial arts before.
"Since the class leader saw through me, then I can only tell you the truth! Actually … "
Xiao Qin looked at me with an unclear meaning.
"Actually, I stole this Swiss army knife because I wanted to give it to Ye Lin classmate because Ye Lin classmate has always liked knives …"
This statement was obviously more credible. The class monitor nodded as he listened.
"But after Ye Lin classmate got the military knife, it was like he was possessed and he started to randomly scratch the desk. I couldn't even stop him!"
Xiao Qin made a "I'm worried sick about him" look.
"Not only did Ye Lin classmate scratch the desk, but he also said that he would stab anyone who disobeyed him. If a girl disobeyed him, he would scratch her face …"
Who the hell said something like that! According to your words, I'm the scum, hooligan, and stinking hooligan that everyone needs to be on guard against!
"I was kind enough to give you a souvenir, but I never thought you would use it like this. I was worried about how to get it back. Fortunately, the class leader rushed over. Class leader, please help me and ask Ye Lin classmate to return my knife. Don't use the knife I gave him to do bad things! "
Xiao Qin's words were sincere and her expression was vivid, which made the class leader sympathize with her.
"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, have you heard of those words?"
"Which sentence?"
"Money cannot change a person's nature. It can only make a person's strengths and weaknesses more obvious."
"Eh? Did you read that in a collection of famous sayings? But does it have anything to do with my knife? "
"Class leader, class leader." Xiao Qin interrupted, "Ye Lin classmate keeps saying it's his knife, he definitely doesn't want to return it to me."
The class leader continued: "There's also an old saying, 'If you carry a sharp weapon, it's easier to kill'. Ye Lin, you're already very violent, but this knife increased your violent tendencies, so it's not suitable for you."
Then the class leader ordered with a tone that did not allow for negotiation: "Give the knife back to Xiao Qin and tell her to take it home. Don't let it happen again."
I wanted to defend myself, but then I thought about it. The reason Xiao Qin told so many lies was because she wanted to keep the Swiss army knife for me and she didn't want the class leader to confiscate it.
Thus I dejectedly put away the knife and unwillingly handed it over to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin happily took it and put it in her bag.
"You have to keep the knife safe and don't take it out in school. You have to take it home after school, okay?"
"Yeah, yeah." Xiao Qin nodded at the class leader's orders.
The class bell rang and the class leader returned to her seat.
I waited for half the class and felt like the limelight had passed. The biology teacher was talking about the "racial discrimination" in the kangaroo community while I said to Xiao Qin:
"Hey, can you give me back the knife now?"
"What?" Xiao Qin obediently held her textbook and pretended not to hear.
"Knife. Give me back my Swiss army knife. "I repeated a bit impatiently.
"Ye Lin classmate's words are so strange." Xiao Qin muttered, "It's clearly my knife."
"The class leader isn't next to you anymore, you don't have to act anymore."
"I'm not acting. It was my knife in the first place. I wanted to give it to Ye Lin classmate, but he used it to do bad things, so I had to take it back. Let me think … I'll put it together with brother Optimus Prime. "
So that's what you were planning. Whatever I like, you will snatch it away. Whatever I like, you will take it for yourself. Are you the Hero King Gilgamesh who likes to collect relics?!? Do you think you can take my heart just because you have my treasures?
I couldn't make any big movements in class, so I waited until the end of class before I continued to ask Xiao Qin for my Swiss army knife.
"My knife …" Before I could finish my sentence, Xiao Qin jumped up and ran towards the back door of the classroom.
Huh? I thought Xiao Qin would protect the knife and not let it go. Why did he leave behind the military knife in his bag so easily? Why was he in such a hurry to go out? Is she in a hurry to change her sanitary pads because her menstrual cramps aren't over yet? Girls are so troublesome.
Thus I sat on Xiao Qin's empty chair and started to rummage through her bag. I remember the knife was hidden at the bottom of the bag.
"Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
I heard the class leader's angry rebuke.
I raised my head from my sitting position and saw the class leader's angry face. Xiao Qin was standing next to her, using her connections to intimidate others.
It turns out Xiao Qin didn't run out of the classroom, but she went to complain to the class leader. She had an expression that said 'the class leader will support me'!
"Are you shameless for going through a female classmate's bag?" The class leader's tone was sharp. Maybe she thought Xiao Qin might have some personal items in her bag since she's still on her period.
"I, I just wanted to get my knife back." I explained with a red face.
"Class leader, did I say anything wrong? Ye Lin classmate is still saying the knife is his. "Xiao Qin pouted and slandered the class leader.
I choked with anger, "It was mine to begin with."
"Is that so?" The class leader said coldly, "I'm only lenient because it's Xiao Qin's. If it's yours, I'll confiscate it right now."
She said while extending her hand towards me, "Hand it over."
Hand it over my ass. I haven't even found it yet. I thought Xiao Qin was covering for me out of good intentions, but I never thought she was trying to embezzle my assets. She also successfully tricked the class leader into backing her up, so I'm stuck in a dilemma.
"I, I'm not looking for the knife. I just want to go to the washroom and see if Xiao Qin has any tissues in her bag. "
I said embarrassedly, then got up and walked in the direction of the toilet.
"If Ye Lin asks for the knife again, tell me and I'll take care of it for you."
I heard the class leader and Xiao Qin's conversation from behind me.
"Thank you. I knew the class leader is the best. I was actually willing to give the knife to Ye Lin classmate, but it's like Ye Lin classmate lost his mind when he got the knife … "
Stop pretending to be a good person. You're the one who's crazy. You're just like brother Optimus Prime, you want to take my favorite things. You're a demon. Demon.
For the next few classes, I searched through Xiao Qin's bag when the class leader and Xiao Qin weren't around. But I didn't find anything other than a few thin sanitary napkins. Xiao Qin must have hidden the Swiss Army knife somewhere or brought it with her.
When it was almost time for school to end, I couldn't help but ask Xiao Qin:
"Where did you hide the knife?"
"Hehe, it's a secret." Xiao Qin replied cheerfully.
"You have it with you, right?" I looked at Xiao Qin who was wearing her school uniform and tried to guess where she hid it.
"So annoying. You're looking at me with perverted eyes ~ ~ ~ "Xiao Qin giggled," If you want to know where the knife is, you might as well search me. Tip: I hid the knife in an unexpected place. "
Hmph, do you think I'm afraid of a body search? For someone who was one step away from pushing you down, a body search should be a piece of cake. Let me see if you're wearing it on your waist …
Who would have thought that as soon as I touched Xiao Qin's waist, Xiao Qin would let out a shriek. Rather than saying it was panic, it was more like she was happy. The closest example would be the lines of actresses in Japanese AV films.
Xiao Qin's "Ya" was basically the same as "Ya Lai Die", minus the last two words.
Thus, the entire class turned around in shock to look in Xiao Qin's and my direction. Everyone saw me retract my hand.
"It's hard to change a leopard's skin. I had a better impression of him after he led the basketball team to victory a while ago, but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly … "
"Touching a female classmate in class, even if they're childhood friends, it's too much …"
Shut up! I touched Xiao Qin for a very noble reason, it's as good as the reason China took back the Diaoyu Islands.
At the same time, I couldn't help but be looked down upon by the class leader.
I had no choice but to wait until school ended. The class leader protected Xiao Qin and prevented me from getting close to her. It was as if I would steal Xiao Qin's knife if I had the chance.
If I had the chance … of course I would steal it. Otherwise, it would be like a clay ox entering the sea and I would have the same tragic fate as brother Optimus Prime.
After I saw the class leader walk to the bike shed, I waited for a while, then I sprinted towards the route Xiao Qin took to the subway station.
Give me back the knife. I won't allow you to increase your collection. I have to intercept you before you reach the subway station and take back what belongs to me.
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