The next day, the sky was just beginning to brighten. Xiao Qin and I were still lazing around in bed, but the hardworking class leader was already busy preparing breakfast. She also tidied up the 'furniture' that was messed up by the wind last night and put them back in their original positions.
Ever since I made up my mind to defeat the Little Tyrant and take back brother Optimus Prime, I had a habit of waking up early in order to train my body. Who would have thought that one day I would be hugging the Little Tyrant?
Xiao Qin and I were lazing around in bed while the class leader was working. It gave me the illusion that the class leader was a hotel attendant. It didn't feel good, so I also got up from the straw mattress.
Xiao Qin was immediately woken up. She rubbed her sleepy eyes in a panic and said urgently: "Ah Lin, where are you going? Don't leave me behind again! "
"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I was about to put on my coat when I suddenly thought of something, so I turned around and asked the class leader:
"Class leader, do you want to cut out my coat and give it to the two of you? Wouldn't it be awkward if a rescue team comes to the island and you guys only wear grass skirts? I'm a man, so I don't care about that. At most, you can weave a grass skirt for me … "
If Stephen Chow and Wu Mengda could wear grass skirts in 《Journey to the West》, then I can also wear grass skirts.
"No need." The class leader placed a rock used to dry dried fish in a north-south direction and said, "There aren't any good scissors here. It wouldn't be worth it if we accidentally damage your clothes. Also, the rescue team might not even come today. Keep your coat intact and you can continue to use it as a blanket at night."
We sat in front of the newly lit fire and began to eat breakfast in anticipation of the rescue team. The class leader's cooking skills were praiseworthy as always. Even if the ingredients were salted fish and a type of tuber on the island, it could still be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
I chewed on the salted fish and praised her with a lisp: "Class leader, you're really capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking …"
Xiao Qin who was sitting next to me was immediately shocked: "What? You already tasted the class leader's first night!? Last night while I was asleep, the two of you actually … that's too much! No wonder the class leader was full of energy when she woke up this morning, but Ah Lin was dispirited — — the class leader must have sucked all of Ah Lin's red dragon essence! "
"I'm talking about cooking! Cooking! "I said angrily." Also, what kind of weird thing is a Red Dragon Essence! "
"Anyway, the class leader is the second female lead with a bad heart." Xiao Qin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle. "As soon as Ah Lin appeared, she showed her true colors! She must have shamelessly ridden on top of A-Lin last night, right? Otherwise, why would A-Lin praise her for being very capable … "
This "capable" was not that "capable"! It's not like I haven't fantasized about having a go with the class leader, but at least we were innocent last night. We were having a very serious discussion last night!
The class leader wasn't in a good mood after our conversation last night. Xiao Qin's' energetic 'was only because the class leader woke up early to work.
"Xiao Qin, you're too suspicious. You woke up last night when I was talking to Ye Lin, if …"
The class monitor blushed and didn't continue.
"I don't believe it!" Xiao Qin placed the bowl of congee on the stone table (she really treasures her porcelain bowl), "Let's go to the beach and take off your underwear for me to check. Since my mom also checked me when she was suspicious, I know the general method … "
The class leader was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between them, if she couldn't convince Xiao Qin, then she might actually have to do something shameful. Thus, she could only look at me for help.
A bad guy in my mind suggested "You might as well check with Xiao Qin." But I finally sent him flying with a roundhouse kick, then I changed the topic and asked Xiao Qin:
"Xiao Qin, you said you were praying to God a few times yesterday. Did you wish for me to be saved? Which God did you wish for? Why did you muddle-headedly say there was a 'restriction'? "
After being asked this question, Xiao Qin was stunned, and her expression became a bit awkward.
"It's not like it's some amazing God ~ ~ ~ But not only was Ye Lin classmate saved, he even came to Angel Island to save us. That means this guy has some skills."
"Who was it?" I said, "Was it God or the Jade Emperor?"
Xiao Qin pouted, "Even God's own son was crucified and the Jade Emperor couldn't even beat a monkey. It's impossible to save Ye Lin classmate with just the two of them …"
I was even more curious, "Then who did you wish to?"
"It's a curse." Xiao Qin said nonchalantly.
"A curse?" I don't remember a temple of that god.
"Ah, Ah Lin is so forgetful." Xiao Qin knocked her head, "It's just Cthulhu. When I was drawing Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love, I did some research and felt this evil god was pretty powerful, so I made a wish to him. "
"So it really is an evil god. It's a bad flag to make a wish to an evil god. "
"It's not that bad." Xiao Qin said nonchalantly, "Cthulhu is an evil god hiding under the sea and he has many Deep Ones working under him. That's why I thought making a wish to save Ah Lin was the best choice. Look, I've even turned him into a comic and spread his fame to the world! He should at least give me some face … "
"Fame my ass. Cthulhu is always messing around with his secretary in your manga, or he's in the hospital because of hemorrhoids, and you think he'll thank you? "
"I also don't think it's appropriate to make a wish to an evil god." The class leader interrupted, "But Xiao Qin doesn't listen to me."
"Xiao Qin, what do you mean by 'restriction'?" I became a bit more serious.
"Ah Lin really likes to get to the bottom of things." Xiao Qin sighed and told the truth, "I think there must be a sacrifice in order to fulfill an evil god's wish, so I knelt down on a rock facing the ocean and asked if the class leader could …"
Both the class leader and I were speechless.
Xiao Qin continued as if nothing had happened, "But a wave hit me, and the seawater didn't splash on me. I thought it was because Boss Ke didn't agree with me, so I threw away the garlic and the stake I prepared to pierce my heart …"
"Do you think the class leader is a vampire?"
The class leader smiled bitterly and shook her head. She meant Xiao Qin was exaggerating and garlic doesn't grow on the island.
"The waves became smaller and smaller, so I was worried he was going to go back to sleep, so I quickly said: As long as he's willing to save you, I'll never leave the island. I'll even build many statues of him on the island to worship him. If I don't keep my promise, he'll give me candies … "
"Why would he give you candies when you broke the promise? Is Cthulhu a worthless wretch? "
"Don't scold him in the ocean." Xiao Qin immediately warned me, "The ocean is his territory, anyone who offends him won't have a good ending."
Then Xiao Qin explained: "Giving candies doesn't mean giving me candies. When I was drawing manga, I found out the incantation to summon him is cthulhufhatgn, which sounds very similar to 'Cthulhu candies'. Most summoners get eaten by their summoned Cthulhu, so the meaning of 'Cthulhu candies' is roughly the same as' Cthulhu's candies' … "
In other words, the 'restriction' in your wish is that you'll die if you leave the island? My heart sank and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy Fang Xin told me before: The person you love the most will die …
I shook my head to get rid of this inauspicious thought. Fang Xin was still a fraud a few years ago, but after he understood the 'secret of Buddha's silence', I would have to take it seriously if he told me any more prophecies.
"Hey, my being saved has nothing to do with Cthulhu. It can't be that the US aircraft carrier was sent by Cthulhu, right? That's why you don't need to worry about any restrictions. Once the rescue team arrives, you can leave the island with us. "
"But, but." Xiao Qin said hesitantly, "As soon as I finished saying the new conditions, an abnormal wave suddenly hit the reef and drenched me. That means Cthulhu responded to my call. Even if the US aircraft carrier saved Ah Lin, it has nothing to do with Cthulhu. Ah Lin was shot out of the torpedo tube and coincidentally swam to Angel Island. Isn't it all thanks to Cthulhu's blessing? "
As she spoke, Xiao Qin grabbed my arm, "Ah Lin, can you stay on the island with me ~ ~ ~ Once our children are ten years old, I'll beg Cthulhu to let our children worship him on the island in our place. Then we can leave for our honeymoon."
Are you trying to raise my descendants into an evil god family? Or are you planning to slowly 'replace' us and force some unrelated people to stay on the island in our place? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
Right when I told Xiao Qin not to mention anything about 'never leaving the island, Cthulhu's hair candy', I suddenly heard footsteps coming from the forest.
"It's the rescue team." The class leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini skirt and hesitated if she should find something to cover it with.
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her in case of any changes.
It turns out the class leader and I were too optimistic. I didn't feel anything wrong when the first group of armed Americans appeared in front of us. But when the second, third, and even the entire squad of twelve people appeared, I realized there was a big problem.
They were indeed American soldiers, but their expressions had the same strange characteristic, it was the excitement of falling in love.
They were American soldiers controlled by Ai ShuQiao. I also recognized one of them as Sam, the lolicon who asked me for Ai Mi's signature.
The twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke English that I didn't understand (I don't have a bracer anymore) and laughed dryly from time to time.
"He told us not to move or he'll shoot." The class leader was afraid I would act impulsively, so she quickly translated.
Xiao Qin's oral proficiency was better than the class leader's, but she still didn't let go of the spear in her hand. She was trembling with anger.
"I … I finally got to see Ah Lin again …"
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