After that, there were many strange events. One of them was to see who could put on the full set of the Catholic Pope's robes and correctly pick up the various artifacts. In the end, they would shout "Hallelujah!" and the decibel of their voices would be taken into consideration.
"Extremely stupid." Little Smart commented, "Also, the only Pope I recognize is Saga!"
"Who's Saga?" Eunuch Cao asked even though he already knew the answer.
Little Smart disdainfully explained her anime knowledge: "He's strong and beautiful, he's the saint of Gemini Temple …"
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "Gemini … temple? Two wombs? That cool!? "
When Eunuch Cao was being beaten up by Little Smart and Loud Mouth, He Ling took the opportunity when Xiao Qin wasn't paying attention to sneak up to Shen ShaoYi and ask for his contact information.
After both schools' scores exceeded 10 points, the competition entered a stalemate. It was hard for either side to pull more than 3 points away from the other side. I always felt this had something to do with Black Holy Infant trying to balance the scores.
It was already close to 23, no one would have a big advantage in the next hour. It looks like the key to victory will be in tomorrow's competition.
Both sides began to relax with this thought in mind. The delicious buffet further aggravated the situation and the competition seemed to have a relaxed atmosphere similar to a friendly match.
Black Holy Infant also seemed to have noticed this. The events he sent to Professor Bai's phone became more and more nonsensical. For example, the next event was: Go on stage and perform a song you think is the most vulgar. The degree of vulgarity and the decibel will be entered into the computer for a comprehensive evaluation.
Zhong Hai's number one expert, Wei Yu, was unwilling to pass on the responsibility. He leaped up and somersaulted onto the stage. Then, he sang a folk song, "Eighteen Touches", which made the majority of the boys want to laugh in front of the girls, but they didn't dare to. As for us, in the audience, the teaching director auntie was almost angered to death.
"Shameless! These students these days, their thinking is simply too corrupted! "
Zhuang Ni ridiculed me through the bluetooth headset: "I heard this guy was your childhood playmate? You guys are jackals of the same tribe! "
The class leader felt this competition was too vulgar and wanted to forfeit, but Principal He Qimei firmly disagreed. In order to defeat Liu Qianpeng, she didn't care if it was vulgar or not.
"Eunuch Cao, you go!" I had high hopes for Eunuch Cao, but I didn't expect him to shake his head and say, "Master, I'm not good at singing. I can sing 《Eighteen Touches》, but someone else beat me to it!"
Just when they were at their wits' end, the tomboy Xiong YaoYue, who hadn't gotten a chance to go on stage yet, stood up and said with a face full of anger:
"I can't admit defeat! He must return the favor! He had to be even more despicable than them! I remember there was a person in the Internet Cafe who just came out of labor camp who sang a very special song. I'll go on stage and sing it! "
Xiong Yuanyuan ignored the class leader's attempts to stop him and ran onto the stage. He grabbed the microphone from Wei Yu's hand and started singing tone-deaf:
"On the 27th day of the first month ~ I went back to my parents' home ~ I passed by a sorghum field ~ I met a soldier ~ That soldier ~ He's not a good person ~ He dragged me into the sorghum field ~ Oh my aunty ~ He pulled out his old weapon ~ The front part was red ~ The back part was black ~ He stabbed it into my stomach ~ Oh my aunty ~ It hurts at the beginning ~ It's okay after that …"
Halfway through the song, everyone was stunned. The class leader was so angry that her stomach was about to explode and she told me to forcefully pull Xiong YaoYue off the stage.
"Ye Lin, why are you pulling me off? I haven't even finished yet! He pulled out his old weapon ~ "
This extremely shameful and vulgar song gave our side an indisputable victory, but the class leader didn't feel any glory. She covered her face with both hands as if she was responsible for Xiong YaoYue's failure in educating her. Xiong YaoYue's best friend Ai Mi also did the same thing.
Xing Xing, on the other hand, asked his aunt with a mischievous smile: "Eh? I remember Qiong YaoYue used to be your student, right? How could she still be so depraved with you as her head teacher? "
The owl auntie snorted: "It was all taught by her high school teacher, it has nothing to do with me!"
As the saying goes, the whole temple gets feverish when you scold a bald donkey. The teacher of class 2-3, teacher Guo, felt a bit uncomfortable as if he was the ex-convict who taught Xiong YaoYue the vulgar song.
Under the noisy atmosphere, tonight's sports competition came to an end. The score was temporarily fixed at 16: 15, with Qing Zi High School leading by one point.
Under the guidance of the Emperor Building staff, the three hundred participants were arranged to rest on different floors. Most of the rooms were of the same grade, but Ai Mi stated that she didn't want to stay below the presidential room, so she was given a special room on the top floor.
The room I stayed in with the class leader and Xiao Qin was on the 36th floor, which happened to be where the western restaurant was located. I once brought Shu Zhe here to have a frank discussion with Tang Jiang.
Shu Zhe and I were arranged to stay in room number 1, which was close to the hallway. The class leader and Xiao Qin stayed in room number 7, which was quite far from us. Zhuang Ni and Xiong YaoYue stayed in room number 4, which was diagonally across from us.
"Wuwuwu, Ah Lin! I was bullied, you have to get revenge for me! "
Xiao Qin didn't sleep in the middle of the night, but she came to my room to complain.
"Xu Tianming, that guy, thinks he's great just because he acted in two movies. When someone asked for his autograph, I happened to pass by him. He asked me if I wanted his autograph. I was too nervous to speak because of my androphobia. In the end, he mistook me for his superfan and signed his name on the back of my shirt with a greasy pen!"
Xiao Qin, who acted like a big sister in front of He Ling and the others, was crying in front of me.
"Damn thing! I'm Ye Lin classmate's property, how can I sign someone else's name? That's why I immediately threw it away! The school uniform I'm wearing right now is from He Ling, it's a bit too big … "
I sympathized with Xiao Qin's experience, but right now, taking revenge on young master Xu was not my priority.
After I finally managed to coax Xiao Qin back to her room, Shu Zhe, who was about to change into his pajamas, asked me:
"Bro Ye Lin, after careful observation, do you think Xu TianMing is a naked demon? The more I look at him, the more he looks like the guy I met in the park! "
"It's none of your business!" I casually waved at Shu Zhe and collapsed on the bed. I fell into a deep sleep because of the urgent plan for tomorrow.
The next day, which was Christmas Day, there wasn't anything worth writing about until noon. However, when the competition started again, I noticed that the enemy's Xu TianMing and our side's Shu Zhe had both disappeared.
The competition was to catch a cat and place it in a cardboard box, so Xiong YaoYue had a huge advantage. I said goodbye to the class leader and Zhuang Ni, then left the venue to look for traces of Xu TianMing and Shu Zhe.
As a result, I heard strange noises coming from outside our room on the 36th floor. I put my ear on the door and the conversation I heard was like this:
"… You're now a slightly famous actor. If the media finds out you were a pervert, it would definitely affect your career. Since your dad has a few taekwondo dojos in Dong Shan city, he must have a good income. How about you take out some money to shut my mouth? "
But young master Xu was not a kind person, he immediately asked back: "How did you guess my identity? I don't remember seeing you when you were a naked demon. Unless … you're the guy in the men's washroom! "
Then there was a series of noises in the room. It seems Shu Zhe was restrained on the bed by young master Xu.
"Huh, what is this? How did you grow this? You're a trap! And you even took drugs to get a sex change! People like you are called 'drug ladies', right? "
"I, I'm not a drug lady!" Shu Zhe powerlessly refuted, "I accidentally ingested female hormones …"
"I understand!" Young master Xu completely ignored what Shu Zhe said, "So you're the person my little brother Tang Jiang likes! You're Xiao Hong! You're Shu Yi! Tang Jiang went to Korea to study in despair because he found out your true identity! "
"What, what are you doing?" Shu Zhe shrieked, "Don't take off my pants! You said I'm a trap yourself, how could you do this to a trap? "
Young master Xu laughed, "I wasn't interested in traps, but since you dared to blackmail me, and you're the culprit behind my little brother's lies, I have to take revenge! Also, your skin is so smooth, I can't control myself … "
"No, no! You pervert! "
Shu Zhe desperately wanted to struggle, but young master Xu was able to fight me to a draw, how could Shu Zhe be his match?
"Hmph, so what if I'm a pervert? Not only am I a naked demon, but I'm also a panty thief! I'm proud of being a pervert! You're just a trap that took drugs to grow breasts, what right do you have to criticize me? Isn't it natural for two perverts to be together? "
"I'm not like you!" Shu Zhe's voice carried a sob, "I was forced!"
Young master Xu laughed lewdly, "Then you'll be forced to the end! Let's see if you still dare to blackmail me after I'm done with you! "
I heard everything clearly from outside, and I was seething with anger.
Holy sh * t! Young master Xu, you're really something! After the panty thief and naked demon, you've developed a new pervert, you're directly trying to be a trap! I can't let you have your way, or else the real and virtual class leaders won't be happy!
Thus, just as young master Xu was about to force himself on me and say something like "Even if you scream your lungs out, no one will come to save you", I kicked the door open and barged in.
I glanced at the scene on the bed, it was really perverted and violent.
Shu Zhe was pressed down by young master Xu. His clothes were disheveled, and half of his pants were pulled down, revealing his white waist and a third of his snow mound.
"Bro Ye Lin! Bro Ye Lin, save me! "Shu Zhe's eyes were filled with hope as if he saw his savior.
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